#cancer meme

[torivmod]

Virgo/ Scorpio/ Pisces/ Cancer/ Aquarius energy be like…

[myk-elric]

“Your trauma is making you a stronger person”

No the fuck it is not but I do get to make funny cancer jokes about myself the rest of my life now :D

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[destielmemenews]

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[undead-knick-knack]

Wishing a Sam a speedy recovery and smiley day! 💛🥹

[scorp-simran]

Astrology Observations

Someone with Neptune in the 8th house can be sexually fluid... Whichever house Neptune sits in it can make it very changeable. In the 2nd house it can give an unstable income.

Capricorn Rising are MODELS😇 They appear to have a resting face and bony body structure. Everything about them is just *chef kisses* Gisele Bundchen is a typical Capricorn Rising.

Aquarius Venus will be weird and maybe unusual lovers? They are attracted to anything unconventional and are one.

If someone's moon falls into your 8th house, that person will be absolutely obsessed with you. They can't deny the fact that they are into you.

Capricorn moons seem to hate facetime lol.

Venus in 3rd/Gemini need to have mental attraction with their partners for it to get anywhere. If they don't have this, the relationship could feel shallow.

(This was my interpretation. Only take what resonates...)

[multidimensionalguidance]

saturn women and their baby girl (lunar or venusian man)

[imagineastrology]

🩵 How to get through the day for your sign 🩵

*this is joke*

Aries Moon: Buy a subscription for Calm. Bring multiple lavender sprays out with you. Have a post-it note with the words: “the world does not revolve around me” in your bag ;) 

Taurus Moon: Make sure to pack jewellery for every limb on your body. Spray perfume every 15 minutes to burn people’s noses with your ‘charm’.

Gemini Moon: Buy platform shoes to show off your intelligence and assert dominance over people. Remind yourself to interrupt people when they’re talking. NEVER forget to bring paracetamol for the constant headache inducing psycho-analysis of yourself.

Cancer Moon: Bring your go-to bubble-wrap to cover yourself in when interacting with other humans. To maintain your peace, ensure you take your anger out on the world, it is nearly always their problem ;)

Leo Moon: Remember to talk really slowly to people, just to make sure they know you’re talking about. Wear fluorescent everything. The only time when you get anxious is if you self-reflect for one second - so just don’t do it! :D

Virgo Moon: People need to be reminded of the disgusting and depressing nooks and crannies of life so make sure you remind them. Also don’t ever smile during the day as it gives you crow’s feet. 

Libra Moon: Play music without headphones on your commute. Daily life is for feeling like you’ve taken 456 ecstasy pills so if you feel sad, gaslight yourself into feeling vague happiness.

Scorpio Moon: People adore being psycho-analysed at 7am so remember to stare into their soul as they talk about what type of coffee they like. Please - for the sake of humanity, take your antidepressants. 

Sagittarius Moon: Bring your travel microphone to express yourself obnoxiously during the day. People love it when you speak your mind. 

Capricorn Moon: Keep a timer for when you take a break longer than 10 minutes. Keep your peace by isolating yourself from people, and remember to think about being productive, rather than feeling your emotions when you feel sad. 

Aquarius Moon: Remind yourself of that astro-physics documentary when you get home. Definitely remind yourself that you could take over the world if you wanted to. 

Pisces Moon: You can ground yourself by imagining that everyone is out to get you, and that your clinginess is justified. Don’t forget to bring your exercise mat for that daily hot yoga session. 

*A lil reminder that this is a joke! If you are truly struggling to get through the day, please speak to a professional or drop me a message if you need to*

[fireguardianblog]

This DID NOT age well

Not at ALL

Not one bit

[k1tkatzzz]

thought of this in my PE class today

[where1endandyoubeg1n]

[torivmod]

Gemini, Sagittarius, Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries during the summer be like… ✨🙃😛🙃✨

[alyjojo]

🐈‍⬛ Water Signs 🐈

[cl0wnc0ll3ge]

[destielmemenews]

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[harmoonix]

Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries, Cancer and 8th/12th house placements when you hide something from them