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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago

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Vincent Price eating an orange. You're welcome. 🥵

Vincent Price - Son of Sinbad (1955)

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mugiwara-lucy · 4 months ago

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So with the growing support behind Kamala Harris, I've been seeing more of THESE:

Do NOT pay them any attention.

Not only are these posts incredibly ignorant, narrow minded and naive....if we lose our rights how can we help the seas abroad?? I ask this because I NEVER get a concrete answer.

Kamala Harris is PRO-Palestine whereas Trump said he would "finish the job".

So between an Accomplished Attorney NOT COP who jailed pieces of gutter shit like Donald Trump or a Convicted Felon known for being a scammer, failed businessman and rapist; pick your poison.

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iamlostandinneedofcoffee · 24 days ago

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All right you fuckers I’m going to bed cause it’s 1 am and if when I wake up I have to break into super hell to scream out my lungs in fury at the gay sad angel over what his crush just told me I will be very mad.

#If dean tells me the orange won tomorrow I will be destroying something #I about to have an anxiety meltdown as a ex history and politics student #I swear the last two US and who knows how many fucking UK elections and PM replacements are gunna drive me back into my degree #and just out I spite I will specialise in immigration just so I can prove you wrong on both a personal and academic front #European signing out #lostcoffeeposts #us elections #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #election 2024 #go vote #please vote #vote vote vote #us politics #spn #destiel

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kingsofneon · 2 months ago

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Following the events of Beast World, Damian winds up in possession of his former collar. Former...except for the fact that he wants to wear it again.

Read "Run Tame" on ao3!

#my writing #dc fic #dc fanfic #super sons #jon kent #damijon #jondami #ns/ft #fic: run tame #..............im really pleased with my graphic actually ive never done a manip before lmao #can you tell?! yes obviously lol it's why i used orange #so i didnt have to get the lines right #but still! it makes me :)))#also. Tumblr i hate you ❤️#how the fuck am I supposed to be accurate fucking warnings up so people can block stuff #if as soon as i do you dont show my stuff in the main tag!!! fuck's sake!!

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fuckyeahorangecassidy · 9 months ago

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This ended up being a "If you want things done you gotta do it yourself" situation lol. Or maybe I should say "Sometimes, ya gotta do it™️" hehehe......Sorry

#orange cassidy #no but listen to the moans though #how can someone in agony be so sexy?#like sir please #aew #aew dynamite #all elite wrestling #james cipperly #oc #fsorangecassidy #freshly squeezed #wrestling #wrestling clips #i am thinking other things that i won't share lol #but FUCK he's sexy #also his teeth are fucking perfect now #his dentist did a great job

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mars-ipan · 7 months ago

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associating a character with a food that a lot of the fandom associates them with but for symbolism reasons instead of meme ones

#marzi speaks #hi. hajime hinata is citrus coded. PUT THE FUCKING ORANGE JUICE JOKES AWAY THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT #this is about who he is. it’s the colors- orange yellow green pink. it’s the flavors- bitter; sour; tart; sweet #it’s about!!! the bitter tough rind with a juicy center #it’s about sharing an orange with someone. as an apology or as an olive branch or as an act of love #it’s about never stating your affection directly but showing it through gifts and actions instead #it is about !!!! the pith. and the pulp. and the strength in vulnerability #it is about the energy. the simplicity. the reliability #it’s about how every part can be used. it’s about a tart grapefruit with sugar sprinkled on top.#it’s about lemon or lime squeezed into ice water with a mint leaf.#do you understand me??? do you fucking understand ????#but i can’t TALK about it. because the MINUTE i put him next to an orange it’s ‘ohhh orange juice hahaha orange juice drinker’ like MAN .#LET ME DO MY FRUIT SYMBOLISM PLEASEEEE. PLEASE #we could be having a real ass discussion here but instead everyone swears on honking the clown horns :[#i enjoy wearing the shoes from time to time as much as anyone but can . can we please have this discussion without the orange juice jokes #for once . please . for once #ultimate bore

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hauntingblue · 9 months ago

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Them doing a photo lineup of the mugis for the battle and when it's Robin's turn she just turns and does a blue eyed stare at the camera 😭😭

Look at her 😭😭

#i have a question about the heart pirates.... they just look like doctor's assistants... they dont even have weapons and for all we've seen #the only one who maybe can fight is the big guy and he's new... and bepo is the navigator and draws shit maps... how does the crew work.....#well all minks can fight but idk if bepo was trained in zou.... so....#why is sanji's little dance now moving his ass side to side akdhaksk #oh finally!!! shachi and penguin are swordmen and bepo kicks!! we really haven't seen much of them... idr if they did much in sabaody #honestly if law just took his friends for the ride and took care of everything else.... respect #the animation..... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!#there really was no need to bound man now but alas it looks cool #denjiro ITS TIME!!! YEAAAAAAHHH #the wig..... dramatic reveal....#kinemons plan being misunderstood and working becausw of it ajdhajshsj #and what boats did they destroy??? lmaoo??#luffys fit kinda falls apart on his orange jorts... purple and orange okay but red too??? mmm.....maybe red and purple dont match either....#kinemom saying he might die bc he has used up all his life's good luck HAJAHAAJAJ #okay lets finish that last boat but can someone get momo.... please.....#LAW!!! SHAMBLES!!!! GET MOMO!! its so funny how they complain about him not drawing like shit anymore ajdhaks #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 980 #sanji can fly come on now....#come on now sanji..... dont let a theatre adult win... well nvm what is that... lmao sanji just taking hits instead of taking nami inside #also the fact that tokis fruit is around now.... who has that power.... or did it go.back in time to appear in her original time???#the orchestral strings version of the first opening as momo flies away..... damn #OMG JINBEEEEE!!!! HE DESTROYS THE SHIP! SERVES CUNT! AND ANNOUNCES HE IS JOINING THE CREW!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!#luffy is so happy akdhsksj ME TOO!!!! FINALLY!!!!!#episode 979 #<- fucked up.again #luffy loves jinbe so much i really love their relationship!!!!! that's his father now. shanks who

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coronangelic1 · 25 days ago

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thankful of not being from the usa scared shitless of the fact that if something goes wrong over there it will fuck other countries (including mine)

#us elections #<- guys please dont fuck it up #like seriously dont fuck it up #in other words; let the orange rot and die and dont vote for him #when i think about the economic power of the usa im like ahhh man made horrors that i can exactly understand!!!#not beyond my comprehension! if anything i get it and i wish i didnt!#two of my friends live in the usa and. well. i hope things are going well.#hope people dont fuck this up #also the fact that ??? people??? have to ask others to vote??? its??? so weird???#wdym u arent obligated to vote #wdym some of u are like lol erm dont care until a b or c celebrity say hey guys remember Voting Is Important #thats like if Shakira from Colombia went to Colombia and say hey - vote #thats like if. fuck me if i know. SHARON LA HECHICERA. CAME BACK TO LIFE. TO SAY. HEY GUYS. VOTE.#like wdym u didnt care about voting until pretty singer n35 said guyyss voting is importaaant #also why the fuck voting is on a tuesday while the superbowl is on a weekend. priorities am i right #because some people cant vote during the week so of course election day has to be during the week!!#has no one said maybe we should. you know. change the date. PERHAPS.

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citrus-sours · 5 months ago

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BRO THEY MISSSPELLED MY MOMS NAME ON ALL OF HER CREMATION SHIT???? my dad called them and tried to get it corrected like 4 times ToT . Her name is Tracey and at first they misspelled our last name but that happens a lot, then they wrote it out as "Tracy" on one of the certificates which. Okay you guys have it right in the emails so whatever but ur starting to piss us off. Them dad goes and picks mom up and as he's leaving he looks at the name of the box and shit you not it says "Tacy" ..... TACY????? FUCKING TACY????? if we buried her she would be rolling her her grave

#my dad almost got the cops called on him he turned his ass around and said 'i dont even know whos in this box“#like the disrespect of it all honestly. like can you please fucking get my DEAD MOTHERS name right while your handling her?#orange is typing...#also this is funny so ok 2 interact or whatever

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astronnonyy · 7 months ago

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i fully believe that Duncan Dolphin and Pierre the Pineapple would either be best friends or hate each other with a burning passion and i cant decide which one is funnier

#andy's apple farm #shipwrecked 64 #duncan dolphin #pierre the pineapple #i like comparing shipwrecked and aaf #theyve got similar vibes but with distinctly different execution and stuff #i can think of a lot of interesting matchups with their characters #(please PLEASE imagine bucky and andy interacting)#(theyre both so done with all the bullshit thats happening)#i started fucking with the idea of a cross fandom art club (currently featuring stumbler from shipwrecked orange from ava and softie from #the fnf soft mod)#and i think a fucking #'analog horror game protagonist' club would be hilarious #im gonna shut up now tho i just wanted to ramble for a sec 💛#astro rambles #mine #not a reblog

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kouhsuu · 22 days ago

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oh okay

so he just wants to run every single small business into the ground

#can someone please not miss this time and also hit his vp thx #dude i'm just gonna cross-stitch my little heart away i am not built for this much stress #girls save me. gneember save me.#i'll have to sell like printables or some shit or ACTUALLY make comics to sell which is HELL but if i have no other option #i cant even begin to imagine how much this will effect literally everything in the usa #smooth moves orange fuck

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 month ago

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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s #many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but #not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand #liv in the replies #bondedpairs #happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3 #we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance #this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice #it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids #close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey #(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not #where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture #of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo #like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life #i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much #smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred #i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO #blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at #a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)

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shastafirecracker · 2 years ago

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somebody hit me with the dodgeball at some point in the past because in fics over the last 2 years I have written a) wolfwood thinking Vash could pull off an undercut (which was supposed to be a reference to LR’s manga hair), b) a woman named Rosa asking vash to help fix a dying plant, and c) a whole damn story about wolfwood’s cigarette smoke being a sensory lifeline to someone dissociating due to trauma

#trigun stampede #trigun stampede spoilers #Apollo gift of prophecy #can this please mean that stampede will end with a viviowood throuple #huge sigh of relief from this weeks episode I don’t care that it was a little trite and predictable #I only care that they didn’t do the horrific things they could have done just to be edgelords #STILL VERY WORRIED THAT RAZLO IS THE RESULT OF TORTURE #YOU CANT DO MY GOOD GOOD RABID BOY THAT WAY #but the little flashback thing was vague so there’s still room for razlo to be livios guardian maybe #all fingers toes and eyes crossed begging u please orange don’t fuck this up

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lanatusnebula · 6 months ago

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Well clearly I am confused.

#My art style keeps changing and every time I do something new #I yearn for the days of old #where i want to draw what i used to draw like but also loathe the anatomical inconsistencies #i think 2020 may have had my best works which sucks because i'm on the decline #text post #lana please shut up #i also want to ask why there are mmx fans that keepndrawing charactera with #odd skin tones that are very drastically different from canon #it confuses me greatly #is it from an au or some sort of fic that isnpopular on here #or a fanon type thing because it seems to be consistent between select artists #i think skin color alteration is very strange on canon colors #i just end up collecting characters with my skin color like miruko or grey instead of altering things #its odd but fine i think i just dont understand the motivation behind it #actually it's kinda reverse of what artists do to faputa on pixiv #it makes me feral when people make faputa reg's skin color and then go “it's the lighting”#as if to say if you put me under a white light then i too shall be white in skin tone #or god forbid they have someone say indoors and become an entirely different race #maybe both ways makes me mad idk #i just hope it isnt the same thing that happened with dave strider back in homestuck days #it might be and i'm in denial #i will probably stick to canon skin colors for my fanart #unless the skin tone varies in the ref images then i'll bullshit it #adding tags is like whispering #but most of my characters (human looking) have whacky skin tones #by which i mean theyre usually everything but pale #but at the same time #the only pale character i can think of is the stark white one that is based on 0² #and i guess my tiger character but he has vitiligo since he was made Back Then when it was a fad #everyone else is fucking green or orange or somethign

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chipjrwibignaturals · 1 year ago

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fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly fuck you bizly <remembered back when Chip had blue tattoos again

#I understand the shift to flame being like. him reclaiming himself outside the shadow of arlin n junk #but. HIS FUCKING COLOR PALLETE. YOU TOOK HIS ACCENT COLOR YOU BADTARD #he was already so warm toned…….. please he will overheat now without a cool color :(((#FIRE CAN BE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. back to being normal and by that I mean going to bed good night honk shoo #he’s just. so fuckin red and red and orange and red and brown :(((#I need a BREAK!!!!!!!!!!! sorry dorryyyyyyy im normal i prommy I’m fine I’m just a hater

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thethingything · 8 months ago

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picrews love to not have an option for ginger hair. they'll include unnatural colours like green and pink and even bright red and still not include a ginger option. like all you had to do was include orange in the colours

#thoughts #🍬 post #there are plenty that do but also so many that don't even if they have options for a huge variety of other colours #like hi sorry you can have every colour of the rainbow except orange for some reason #also like... curly hair options are so fucking limited even in picrews that have tried to include more diverse options #like please why are there so few options for type 3 curls #don't get me started on body types. ''I included different body types'' you've given me the option of thin and slightly less thin

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