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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
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#I work at a museum and can confirm#when you send me an email that is a real conversation about art and history and science and stuff#I will be phenomenally excited#if you send me another email asking if I want to purchase a list of contacts.#jail. prison. dumpster prison. eat trash
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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?
Spin to find out your problem:
#just been shot and need emergency care? would you believe I have been rewatching ER#literally the best case scenario#except for me who has just been shot#but! at least is the cast of ER dealing with it and not one of the other medical dramas where they’re too busy making out to help#I mean the er people make out a lot too but not so often inside the actual hospital#as far as which character - idk who counts as Main I guess either mark or Carter as of where I am which is season 4#im fine with whoever’s available as long as it’s not Romano#he only just showed up and I’m already so ready for him to get smushed by a helicopter
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Jesus died for our sins but Louis Pasteur sure as fuck didn't die for people to keep getting bird flu from raw milk.
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.
#I grow neck beard and chest hair#I shave the neck beard primarily because when it’s there I am inclined to pluck the hairs with my fingernails#and really irritate sensitive skin and have a red neck that looks like a dang ligature mark#but because I can’t pick at my chest hair most of the time I let it grow#and I love my tiny soul patch of chest hair right where a boob window would be#tbh I need a shirt with a boob window to emphasize it. that would be great#trichitillomania of the neck only lol#I do still shave my armpits… it’s a hard habit to break… I tried leaving it to grow and just hate the feeling of applying deodorant on hair#I never shave anywhere else tho. last time I shaved my legs was in college#in like 2009
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getting caught in the rain after sparring on yavin IV
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Lord of the Rings Vintage TV Recast - Frodo
You're traveling through another dimension - a dimension in which director Peter Jackson is currently getting ready to direct one of his biggest film projects to date, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. He has decided to cast beloved actor, John Astin, of The Addams Family fame, as Gandalf the Grey.
Inspired by this singular casting decision, Peter Jackson and the film's producers have decided to cast The Lord of the Rings films entirely with other vintage television actors. They've entrusted the process of casting for the film to whom they believe will make the perfect decisions: the tumblr userbase.
Each actor will be taken from places in the prime of their television career (as pictured). A common practice in this strange alternate dimension.
You are now the new casting director for The Lord of The Rings. Who will you choose?









LOTR Polls Masterlist / What rolls are being cast / Who has already been cast
#hahaha tiggy and I share a brain cell I had already voted Gary burghoff before seeing her tags#but yes man radar can absolutely do that determined but out of his depth energy#more of tumblr needs to watch mash I think
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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
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What’s the rarest rarepair you’ve written for, based on ao3 stats?
Never written anything that could count as a rarepair
Less than 1000 works
Less than 500 works
Less than 100 works
Less than 50 works
Less than 10 works
Was the actual first to write it and had to make the ship tag yourself
Not a writer
#apparently I’ve got one of six works for a pair in the anime last exile so that wins#one of 17 for another LE ship and then one of 97 for young wizards Tom/carl#I have never originated a tag tho. sad
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