shastafirecracker
shastafirecracker
can this page of strange gibberish get a final punctuation mark
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shastafirecracker · 2 hours ago
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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
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shastafirecracker · 2 hours ago
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shastafirecracker · 2 hours ago
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Those Who Campaign to Reform Omelas
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shastafirecracker · 2 hours ago
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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?
Spin to find out your problem:
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shastafirecracker · 8 hours ago
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Jesus died for our sins but Louis Pasteur sure as fuck didn't die for people to keep getting bird flu from raw milk.
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shastafirecracker · 9 hours ago
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pocket puppies
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shastafirecracker · 9 hours ago
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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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shastafirecracker · 9 hours ago
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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.
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shastafirecracker · 9 hours ago
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getting caught in the rain after sparring on yavin IV
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shastafirecracker · 9 hours ago
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Lord of the Rings Vintage TV Recast - Frodo
You're traveling through another dimension - a dimension in which director Peter Jackson is currently getting ready to direct one of his biggest film projects to date, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. He has decided to cast beloved actor, John Astin, of The Addams Family fame, as Gandalf the Grey.
Inspired by this singular casting decision, Peter Jackson and the film's producers have decided to cast The Lord of the Rings films entirely with other vintage television actors. They've entrusted the process of casting for the film to whom they believe will make the perfect decisions: the tumblr userbase.
Each actor will be taken from places in the prime of their television career (as pictured). A common practice in this strange alternate dimension.
You are now the new casting director for The Lord of The Rings. Who will you choose?
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LOTR Polls Masterlist / What rolls are being cast / Who has already been cast
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shastafirecracker · 12 hours ago
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civic duty
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shastafirecracker · 12 hours ago
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shastafirecracker · 16 hours ago
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shastafirecracker · 16 hours ago
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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son
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Bonus tiny blep
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shastafirecracker · 16 hours ago
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Genius
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shastafirecracker · 16 hours ago
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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
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shastafirecracker · 16 hours ago
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What’s the rarest rarepair you’ve written for, based on ao3 stats?
Never written anything that could count as a rarepair
Less than 1000 works
Less than 500 works
Less than 100 works
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Less than 10 works
Was the actual first to write it and had to make the ship tag yourself
Not a writer
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