#c: emma perkins

[thefacelesssmile]

could we have two TGWDLM alters, specifically end of show/infected Paul and Emma with the general silly but toxic vibe. Level 3 preferably but not gonna be mad over Level 2, with paras and transIDs!

thank you in advance :D

Thanks for being our first request! Really hope you like them - Darkwood

Name - Paul

Pronouns - they/them, he/him, it/its, hive/hives, mu/sic/musics, muse/muses, de/devine/devines, 💙/💙s, 🎶/🎶s, we/us (in reference to the hive)

Gender - gender apathetic, apotheogender

Sexuality - Bisexual demiromantic

Birthday/Star Sign - ♎️, 9/27

Height - Tall string bean man, 6’1

Sys Role - Director - Makes decisions for the system and puts people toward a specific end goal

Source - Hatchetfield (specifically TGWDLM)

Likes - Musicals, Music in general, Emma, being in charge, cats

Dislikes - PEIP, awkward silences, being away from Emma

Positive Fronting Triggers - his source, his partner, music, Pokotho

Negative Fronting Triggers - his music being turned off, being referred to as separate from the hive

Personality Traits - confident, persuasive, can adopt a mask in a matter of moments, charming, uncannily an Everyman to the point where you trust him even though something is off

Paras - Musophilia, Autotheophilia, Robophilia

Cis-IDs - hEDs, brown hair, hivemind, clone, autistic, eldritch prophet

Trans-IDs - TransCultLeader, TransBlueBlood, TransGod

Random Fun Fact - any time he is around a cat he will try to dance with it. Just scoop them up and start doing silly little boogies. Emma thinks it’s adorable.

Sign Off - 🎶, 🎵, 🎹, 👔, 🩵

———

Name - Emma

Pronouns - she/her, they/them, song/songs, chor/chord/chords, doll/dolls, 🎶/🎶s, it/its, we/us (when in reference to the hive)

Gender - transfemme genderfluid, apotheogender, marionettic

Sexuality - Pansexual

Birthday/Star Sign - ♉️, 4/20 (hehe b-because-)

Height - Small, 5’0

Sys Role - Choreographer - Helps make sure the system runs smoothly and that things go according to plan, even if some “persuasion” may be necessary

Source - Hatchetfield (specifically TGWDLM)

Likes - music, Paul, marionettes, string instruments, weed, coffee, energy drinks

Dislikes - PEIP, being away from Paul, large bodies of water, birds

Positive Fronting Triggers - her source, her partner, dance, coffee, other introjects from TGWDLM timeline

Negative Fronting Triggers - large birds, being told she needs to sit still/stop dancing, people being mean to Paul/not taking him seriously

Personality Traits - the brawn to Paul’s brains, blunt, very straightforward, a complete love bug toward Paul, down to Earth, ambitious but somehow the laziest person you will ever meet at the same time

Paras - Teratophilia, Sieráphilia, Odaxelagnia

Cis-IDs - ADHD, hivemind, hive queen, coffee addict, weed addict

Trans-IDs - TransMarionette, TransMusician, TransBlueBlood, TransCultist

Random Fun Fact - Has beef with people for the silliest reasons. “Hey I saw you from across the room and decided I hate your vibe so I’m gonna fight you” type deal. Can never actually justify why she doesn’t like people. Is just- the most petty

Sign Off - 🍃, 💙, ☕️, 🩰, 🎼

[sundewhasaudhd]

School. Doodle. Dump! :D

TW: Emeto

Infected!Aspen doodle

My hyperfixation OC’s

Emma doodle

ZIGGS! THE SILLY! >:}

That’s it, it’s pretty light today. Now, I gotta go do a SHIT TON of over duo homework, BYE :D

IF YOU LIKE MY ART, PLEASE REBLOG :3

[shutuprosie]

list of characters I will never not think about so much

kutner the bbg from house why did they kill you

fucking jerome morrow. eugene or whatever. gattaca ruined my life

charlie my baby my child from underworld office I have not forgotten about you after all these years

janet from the good place. not a robot, not a girl 😔

the bear is a masterpiece all around but richie was a star like no other

ford prefect how i love you. hitchhiker's guide wouldn't be the same without you

emma perkins is the star of hatchetfield. lauren lopez is a goddess.

dmitri prokofich razumikhin from the 1866 classic crime and punishment. that man walked so the term golden retriever boyfriend could run. also I got chronic classic lit brain unfortunately

uh oh lit brain p2. simon from lord of the flies because my old english teacher put a curse on me and now it's my favorite book to analyze

puppycat... this is a whole adult man right here...

sigh 😔

[sewers-headmates]

hi there! may we request a beanies based subsys? preferably with only nora, zoey, and emma in it, but feel free to add anyone else if you please!! thank you so much! ^0^

i like even numbers so i also included Emma Matthews because she also worked at Beanies! feel free to leave her out if you want but yah! even numbers!!!!

Name: Nora Beanie

Age: 28

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: lesbian

Species: human

Source: hatchetfield (TGWDLM)

Roles: protector, manager

cisIDs: brown hair, social, NPD, brown eyes, manager, theater kid, actor

transIDs: transInfected, transOCD, transPopular, transFamous, transHarmful

Paraphiles: sadomasochist

Other Labels: polyamorous

Appearance:

Name: Zoey Chambers

Nicknames: Zo

Age: 21

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: straight

Species: human

Source: hatchetfield (TGWDLM, Honey Queen, Workin Boys)

Roles: anger holder, persecutor

cisIDs: brown hair, brown eyes, ASPD, no empathy, actor, musician, hypersexual

transIDs: transHomewrecker, transHarmful, transFamous, transYandere, transADHD

Paraphiles: sadist, timophilia, haemotophilia, oplophilia

Other Things: she can be extremly possessive

Appearance:

Name: Emma Perkins

Age: 31

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: bisexual, demiromantic

Species: human

Source: hatchetfield (TGWDLM, Black Friday, Forever and Always, Perky’s Buds, Hey, Mellisa!, NPMD)

Roles: work alter, protector

cisIDs: brown hair, addicted (weed), theater kid, asocial, autistic, anger issues

transIDs: permaTired, transHarmless, transNeurotypical

Other Stuff: pretty ‘normal’ ngl not to big into using transIDs but respects them

Appearance:

Name: Emma Matthews

Age: ageless

Gender: agender, fem presenting

Pronouns: it/its, they/them, shx/hxr

Sexuality: asexual biromantic

Species: android

Source: hatchetfield (forever and always, time bastard)

Roles: protector

cisIDs: android, ageless, genderless, low emotions, harmful, anger issues

transIDs: transYandere, transHuman, permaAdult, transHarmless, transMurderer

Other Labels: strongly mono

Appearance:

i hope you enjoy this subsystem!!! i need more hatchetfield requests

ALSO

any pro/comp/darkshipper hatchetfield ppl hit me up definitely if you’re willing to rp. i need more problematic dynamics t-t

-mod richie

[wigglys-dikrats]

"We're kinda fucked up, huh?"

“Yeah, I guess so. Two fucked up peas in a fucked up pod.”

~

Paul and Emma have different ways of coping with surviving the end of the world.

~

i finally finished a paulkins!!! this one is ~5.8k words and isnt even a third the length of my behemoth fic in the works hhhhh

this one (and all my wips lbr) have been haunting me for months and the writers block has been so real but i finally finished this one and im proud of it !!

happy birthday to our collective dad Nick Lang :D

[meeghanreads]

September 2024 TBR

Hello friends!! Welcome to the September 2024 TBR. A post where I will attempt to take my best guess at what I will feel like reading for the month of September. Ok, so for my August 2o24 TBR I decided to go easy on myself. Mainly because there’s been a bunch of books that I have started this year that I’m just not making a lot of headway on. And it’s not that I’m not enjoying them. I just keep…

[crowclubkaz]

💚👁️🕸️ In honour of The Magnus Protocol releasing today, here are some book recommendations based on The Magnus Archives Fears!! 🕸️👁️💚

Detailed list of books below the cut!

For more book recommendations, especially queer horror, check out my Bookstagram @hauntedstacks

The Buried ⚰️ - Into the Sublime by Kate A. Boorman - Stuck by Ben Young - The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling - The Deep by Nick Cutter

The Corruption 🦠 - What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher - Green Fuse Burning by Tiffany Morris - The Honeys by Ryan La Sala - She Is A Haunting by Trang Thanh Tran

The Dark 🌑 - Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes - Nightfall by Jake Halpern & Peter Kujawinski - No Power by Todd Kirby - The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey

The Desolation 🔥 - Firestarter by Stephen King - Burner by Robert Ford - Those Who Wish Me Dead by Michael Koryta - Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins

The End 💀 - Funeral Girl by Emma K. Ohland - Pet Sematary by Stephen King - Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune - This Thing Between Us by Gus Moreno

The Extinction 🦴 - Lost Signals by Max Booth III - Bride of the Tornado by James Kennedy - No Safety in Numbers by Dayna Lorentz - The Rules of the Road by C.B. Jones

The Eye 👁️ - Video Palace by Maynard Wills - Episode Thirteen by Craig DiLouie - A History of Fear by Luke Dumas - The Watchers by A.M. Shine

The Flesh 🦷 - You’ve Lost A Lot of Blood by Eric LaRocca - Carnivore by Justin Boote - A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers - Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica

The Hunt 🏹 - Hunt by Alexandra Nisneru - The Woods Are Always Watching by Stephanie Perkins - Survive the Night by Danielle Vega - The Hunger by Alma Katsu

The Lonely ☁️ - Red River Seven by A.J. Ryan - Solitude by Michael Penning - Dark Matter by Michelle Paver - We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

The Slaughter 🥩 - Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin - Your Shadow Half Remains by Sunny Moraine - American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis - The Summer I Died by Ryan C. Thomas

The Spiral 🌀 - That Darkened Doorstep by Catherine Jordan - Mind the Mirrors by Amanda Leanne - Grey Noise by Marcus Hawke - Last to Leave the Room by Caitlin Starling

The Stranger🕴️ - It Looks Like Us by Alison Ames - My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix - The Deep by Alma Katsu - The Outside by Stephen King

The Vast 🪂 - From Below by Darcy Coates - Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant - Floating Staircase by Ronald Mafi - Nightmare Sky by Red Lagoe

The Web 🕸️ - The Taking of Jake Livingston - The Fervor by Alma Katsu - The Book of Accidents by Chuck Wendig - Come Closer by Sarah Gran

If You Like The Magnus Archives 💚 - Thirteen Stories by Jonathan Sims - Family Business by Jonathan Sims - Gas Station by Jack Townsend - Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix

[girllbossmalewifeduos]

Round 1 and 2 Matchups under cut!

Round 1:

Nick Hoult/Lynn Angel (All Saints Street) vs Princess Daisy/Luigi (Super Mario)

Robin/Chrom (Fire Emblem: Awakening) vs Miyako Shiminori/Yuuki Izumi (Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie)

Kida/Milo Thatch (Atlantis: The Lost City) vs Haru/Legoshi (Beastars)

Robin Buckly/Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) vs Bryce Tankthrust/Bobby Worst (Brandon Rogers)

Emma Perkins/Paul Matthews (Hatchetfield) vs Kyoko Kirigiri/Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa)

Barbie/Ken (Barbie) vs Jo/Brick (Total Drama: Revenge of the Island)

Round 2:

Marcille Donation/Laois Touden (Dungeon Meshi) vs Winner of 1:1

The Princess/The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess) vs Mandy/Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Izumi Curtis/Sig Curtis (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Zelda/Link (The Legend of Zelda)

Percival 'Percy' King/Ramsey Murdock (Epithet Erased) vs Nico Robin/Franky (One Piece)

Fuuko Izumo/Andy (Undead Unlock) vs Malfina/Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows/Tumblr)

Marinette Dupain Cheng/Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Beatrice/Battler Ushiryoma (Umineko: When They Cry)

Gloria/Melman (Madagascar) vs Melissa Podebrat/Nine Fortan (Beware of the Villainess)

Vex'halia/Percy (Critical Role) vs Meryl Stryfe/Vash the Stampede (Tribune)

Millie/Moxie (Helluva Boss) vs Winner of 2

c! Pearlescentmoon/c! BigB (Limited Life SMP) vs Wildstyle/Emmet Brickowski (The Lego Movie)

Tiana/Naveen (Princess and the Frog) vs Yor Forger/Loid Forger (Spy x Family)

Candace Flynn/Jeremy Johnson (Phineas and Ferb) vs Granmamare/Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Mitsuru Kirijo/Akihiko Sanada (Persona 3) vs Winner of 3

Lilith Morningstar/Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel) vs c! Zombiecleo/c! Ethoslab (Limited Life SMP)

Sgt Calhoun/Fix-It Felix (Wreck-It Ralph) vs Odalia Blight/Alador Blight (The Owl House)

Shego/Dr Drakken (Kim Possible) vs Starfire/Nightwing (DC Comics)

Nami/Sanji (One Piece) vs Winner of 4

Aerith Gainsborough/Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII) vs Yuki Tsukumo/Choso (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Sharpay Evans/Ryan Evans (High School Musical) vs Mona/Plague Knight (Shovel Knight)

Aqua/Terra (Kingdom Hearts) vs Annie Leonhardt/Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan)

Hatsune Miku/Kaito (Vocaloid) vs Sandra Lynn Faeth/Jawbone O'Shawnessy (Dimension 20)

c! Geminitay/c! Scott Smajor (Empires SMP) vs Girlfriend/Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Connie Maheswaren/Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs Miku/Tatsu (Way of the Househusband)

Asuka Langly Soryu/Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Noelle Holiday/Berdly (Deltarune)

Ochako Ururaka/Izuku Midorya (My Hero Academia) vs Winner of 5

Baiken/Anji Mito (Guilty Gear) vs Emily Wokerson/Tomothy Bichboy (Cameron Geller)

Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) vs Jude Duarte/Cardan Greenbriar (The Folk in The Air)

Morticia Addams/Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) vs Rouge the Bat/Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Nene Kusanagi/ Touya Aoyagi (Project Sekai) vs Winner of 6

Jessie/James (Pokemon) vs Erina/Toshiro Kasukabe (Persona 5 Tactica)

Suki/Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Desiree Delite/Ron Delite (Ace Attorney)

Himiko Toga/Bubaigawara Jin (Twice) (My Hero Academia) vs Feixao/Jiauqui (Honkai: Star Rail)

All matches were decided via a wheel, please list all complaints to that!

Matches will probably start Sunday

[carica-ficus]

Review: "Evil Roots: Killer Tales of the Botanical Gothic"

Authors: Nathaniel Hawthorne, Arthur Conan Doyle, Lucy H. Hooper, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, H. G. Wells, Edmond Nolcini, M. R. James, Ambrose Bierce, Howard R. Garis, William Hope Hodgson, Edith Nesbit, H. C. McNeile, Abraham Meritt, Emma Vane

Editor: Daisy Butcher

Date: 03/01/2023

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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I think I ordered this book some time during summer, after I accidentally stumbled upon it on an online bookstore. I love anthologies and I love plants, so this title definitely intrigued me enough to order it. I finally decided to read it around Christmas and finished it during a recent trip, so it's officially my first finished book of the year.

"Evil Roots: Killer Tales of the Botanical Gothic" is an interesting anthology of short horror stories by quite a few well-known authors. From the creator of Sherlock Holmes, to the acclaimed writer of "The Yellow Wallpaper", all the way to the legendary H. G. Wells, this collections features some hidden gems of the late 19th and early 20th century. While the stories are certainly old-school, they could still be regarded as timeless classics and masterful creations.

Most stories revolve around the fascination of the exotic - of unknown plants that are in some way dangerous to humans (or other organisms) and which originate from far away places, like South America. There's mentions of exquisite poisonous flowers, murderous liana, mysterious wisteria, and the weirdest of them all - carnivorous plants.

It is interesting just how much the writers and, by default, the general public were fascinated by exotic flora which, in one way or another, transcended the known laws of nature. Plants were considered sedentary, passive, and at the bottom of the food chain, but as new discoveries were being presented and as more people, professionals and amateurs alike, from the western civilization started their expeditions in new places, society was being introduced with oddities that seemingly didn't follow any established rules. So while the horror in this collection is displayed through various flora, the true horror is derived from the simple fact that humans fear what they cannot understand. One of the most frightening things a person, especially a scientist, can experience is realizing that they will never be able to fully predict nature's capability to adapt and to evolve.

Of course, this theme goes hand in hand with the understanding that it is dangerous altering the natural order of things. While this could also be understood as criticism to the human tendency to play god, there isn't much religious commentary throughout the collection. The stories are centered around ecology, evolution, and biology, highlighting how humans shouldn't meddle with something as powerful as nature - which they will never fully understand, let alone be able to control. Even though the writers do create a feeling of dread through the fear of nature, the horror is actually realized through characters that underestimate its abilities and that have the need to disfigure nature in order to measure their own capabilities.

Furthermore, this collection highlights the uncomfortable fascination western civilization had with other cultures. The urge to study new exotic phenomena on their own accord, to test the limits of human science on something they don't fully understand with little to no regard of the laws of nature and the test subject's true needs, is somewhat perverse. These scientists are conducting experiments in uncontrolled environments, and playing with their test-subjects in order to test their own abilities and knowledge. It is a portrayal of poor research. They're acting out of curiosity with little to no regard of the consequences. It is not their subjects that are evil, for they have been brought up and mistreated in an environment completely unnatural to their habitat, but their tormentor, who butchers them through extreme studies. This is usually evident through a secondary character, most often a colleague, who tries to stop the scientist in their mad experiment before it's too late. The horror is, therefore, found in the abuse executed by the brazen oppressor, not in their vicious, abnormal creations.

The fact that the aforementioned themes barely scratch the surface of all the ideas featured in this collection, prove how layered and compelling all the featured stories are. The editor also did a marvelous job with a lovely foreword and an intriguing introduction to each of the authors and their respective work. Of course, as with every short story collection, not all works are equally strong, but "Evil Roots: Killer Tales of the Botanical Gothic" is still a gorgeous anthology and a noteworthy testament to a relatively overlooked category of horror.

[henriediosa]

palatawan: the old money families

one of the things that i think makes palatawan really work as a tagalog translation of the world of hatchetfield is the class divide. if i could drive you through manila right now, you'd get it — the high-rises next to the slums, the sheets of metal covering the shanties next to the highway. there's something very filipino about an island with resorts and mansions on one side and a trailer park on the other.

i think the old money of palatawan are the panginoong maylupa, the landlords who bought up the land and built the mansions. so let's start with the people who made hatchetfield their own little satanic paradise:

the waylon family

Agatha and Mathias Flavio - so waylon is from the old english name weland, which probably means "cunning". it's the name of a legendary smith. someone who makes metal implements is a very cool namesake for the family who built hatchetfield. so i went for the name of our own legendary smith, ang panday (which is just The Smith in tagalog). he's a comics character. but it felt too on the nose to just use panday (after all, they're not the smiths, that would be too plain) so i went for his first name.

the perkins/houston family

Ma. Emmanuella de los Reyes Perez - it's emma! yeah, i think she comes from old money — her parents had land that she turned into perky's buds, and she had the freedom and resources to go backpacking as a young woman. we don't see it much from her because emma's trying to distance herself from her family, and i bet the backpacking has sort of roughed her up a good bit. perkins and perez both derive from the name peter.

Ma. Janella Perez Corazon - áte (big sister) janella. i changed her name because jane in a filipino accent sounds too much like jenny, and they could be confused with each other. going into psychology is a really interesting choice for her, because we don't actually have psychiatric workers for our population right now. so i think it speaks to how perfect and pure of heart she seems.

Tomas Corazon - the hugh in "hugh's town" (houston) means heart, and so does corazon. i think it works for a guy with such big feelings, who cares so much about his family.

Timothy Corazon / Tim - this is a personal thing that you may have noticed if you look at how i name my own characters, but i like it when characters have full names that they can derive nicknames from. he can't just be tim on his birth certificate, that's not a whole name. give your babies (characters) whole names.

the murray/monroe family

Rosalinda Iñiga Camella Villar Rivera - you bet i gave linda a long fancy name. camella villar is a reference to an actual filipino land-owning political family, and iñiga is a reference to one of my exes. hey, i can be petty too.

Gerald Rivera - so fancy and yet so generic. he stays in the background and that's exactly where he should be

Rio, Abra, Pasig, and Chico Rivera - all of linda’s children are named after rivers. is it because the monroe also means (the mouth of a) river? i’m not sure why, but i am keeping the pattern.

Roman Milagroso Villar - he just felt like he needed a second name. why not miraculous? it fits his ego. murray comes from an old irish name that means "master", so i picked a surname derived from the latin word for a village. they own the village (the hatchetfield boating society and the honey queen pageant board)

the young family

Sherman and Sheila Cabataan - this one's easy because the name is obviously a nod to their eternal youth. so it's kabataan, "youth" but spelled with a c to make it look vintage. (when the philippines was colonised by spain, the /k/ sound was spelled with a c like it is in spanish.)

so i've already done CCRP and the nerdy prudes (+ max); which section of hatchetfield population would y'all like to see translated next?

[hatchetfield-omegaverse]

Hatchetfield Omegaverse Masterlist!

Note: This will be updated as new posts are made, but if you notice something missing, please tell me.

Rules:

Rules

World Building:

General Lore and World Building

The Differences Between Types of Alphas

An Incomplete List of Omegas

General Lore Pt.2

Alpha Typing and Betas

Asexuality and Changing Second Genders

Errors in Alpha Typing

NSFW Omega Lore

What Is Presenting?

How Do Alphas Get Along In Groups?

Howard Goodman's Family Tree

How Heat Toys Work

What Are Alpha-Alpha Relationships Like?

The Process For Choosing Second Gender

Where do Hannah and Lex Live?

Who Tops, Who Bottoms?

Fanfiction:

Putting the 'D' in Study AO3

Summary: Peter Spankoffski was a punctual person, right down to his biology. He never expected his heat to come 2 days early, let alone for it to come while he was studying with his girlfriend in the school library.

Not A Perfect Guardian AO3

When Ted Spankoffski adopted his baby brother, he vowed to be the best guardian he could be. And now that Pete has his first girlfriend, he's determined to live up to that promise. That's just what good brothers do, right? Or Ted Spankoffski's Guide On What (Not) To Do When Your Brother Brings Home His First Girlfriend

Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me! AO3

Peter Spankoffski is pregnant, very horny, and tired of his girlfriend teasing him.

Secrets and Shower Sex AO3

Kyle is ready to relax after a long day of football practice. But Max Jägerman going into heat puts a wrench in those plans.

Headcanons:

If you'd like to request a headcanon, please send me the characters you want, and you'd like them to be SFW, NSFW, or a mix. Hypothetical means it goes against a previously established hc of mine.

Pete Spankoffski Headcanons

Richie Lipschitz Headcanons

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.1

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2 Electric Boogaloo (Omega Ted Edition)-Hypothetical

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.3 (General Headcanons)

Paul Matthews and Wiley Headcanons

Stephanie Lauter Headcanons

Lautski Headcanons

Howard Goodman Headcanons

Lex Foster Headcanons

John MacNamara Headcanons

Ruth Fleming Headcanons

Richie Lipschitz Headcanons (Omega Edition) -Hypothetical

NSFW Wilbur Cross & Macnacross Headcanons

NSFW Lautski Headcanons

Mark and Karen Chasity Headcanons

NSFW Ted Spankoffski Headcanons

The Lords in Black Headcanons

Grace Chasity Headcanons

Chai Coffee Headcanons

Bill Woodward Headcanons

Tinky x Ted Headcanons

Officer Bailey Headcanons

Barry Swift Headcanons

Max Jagerman Headcanons

Duke Keane & Miss Holloway Headcanons

Ted x Paul x Emma Headcanons

Ted x Tinky Headcanons Pt.2

Paul Matthew Headcanons (Omega Edition)

Mark and Karen Chasity Headcanons Pt.2

Ted Spankoffski and Charlotte Sweetly Headcanons

Tom Houston Headcanons

Sam Sweetly and Zoe Chambers Headcanons

Lexthan Headcanons

Paulkins Headcanons

Michie Headcanons

Halogear Headcanons

Linda x Gerald Headcanons

NSFW Lautski Headcanons (Pregnancy Kink Edition)

NSFW Wilbur Cross Headcanons Pt.2

Alpha!Grace x Omega!Max Headcanons

NSFW Omega Ted Spankoffski Pregnancy Kink Headcanons

Wilbur Cross Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Lautski Pregnancy Kink Headcanons Pt.2

Peter Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Ted Spankoffski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Macnacross Breeding Kink Headcanons

Ethan Green Headcanons

Tom Houston and Jane Perkins Headcanons

Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski Headcanons

Lexthan Headcanons Pt.2

Steph Eating Pete Out Headcanons (NSFW)

NSFW Michie Headcanons

Macnacross Cross Dressing Headcanons (NSFW)

Macnacross Breeding Kink Headcanons (NSFW)

Alpha Karen Chasity and Omega Mark Chasity Headcanons

Omega Officer Bailey Headcanons

NSFW Omega Officer Bailey Headcanons

Ted x Tinky Breeding Kink Headcanons (NSFW)

NSFW Lexthan Headcanons

NSFW Chai Coffee Headcanons

NSFW Paulkins Headcanons

Richie x Grace Headcanons

Lautski Headcanons Pt.2

NSFW Lautski Headcanons Pt.4

Spies Are Forever Headcanons:

(These are adjacent to the main headcanons and take place in the same universe)

Curt Mega and Owen Carvour Headcanons

Tatiana Slozhno Headcanons

NSFW Curtwen Headcanons

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.3

NSFW Curtwen Headcanons Pt.2

Barb Lavernor Headcanons

Omega Curt Headcanons

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.4

Curtwen Headcanons Pt.5

Owen Carvour Cross Dressing Headcanons (NSFW)

[sundewhasaudhd]

(Late [ssssshhhhhh don’t tell anyone]) Paulkins week

Day 4 - Free Day

ITS C!TNTDUO AS PAULKINS LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!

Doodle close up

@paulkins-week

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[worst-t4t-couple]

ALL Pairings are out! Long post, so look under the cut!

Round 1 1/4

Sweep, cap’n, k_k VS Jay Walker, Nya

Vee, Marsha VS Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle

Cherry Blossom Joe VS Doofinsmerch, His Ex-Wife

Percy jackson, Annabeth Chase VS Jack O Valentine, Sol Badguy

Josuke Higashikata, Yasuho Hirose VS Lug, Anode

leorio, kurapika VS Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak

Luz Noceda, Marcy Wu VS Varian, Hugo

Swap, Neo VS Queen Roger and Fly Minetti

Daffy, Bugs VS Vash, Wolfwood

Ren Amamiya and Goro Akechi VS Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson

Sam, Max VS Hunter, Willow

Stepan trofimovich, Varvara Petrovnad VS Rex Salazar, Noah Nixon

nellie lovett, sweeney todd VS Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd

bubby, dr coomer VS Neku, Beat

Dave Miller, Jack Kennedy VS Kermit, Mrs. Piggy

Cleo, Etho VS Zelda, Link (Rip)

Chip, Gillion VS X, Zero

kagayama shigeo, hanazawa teruki VS Kris, Berdly 

Caranthir, Haleth VS Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood

Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg VS Miyamoto Uran, Sapphire

Texas, Church VS Solid Snake, Otacon

Gundham Tanaka, Sonia Nevermind VS Phillip Carlyle,Anne Wheeler

Soos, Melody VS Red, Blue

Jungleberry Cookie, Royal Berry Cookie VS Blaze, Sonic

LDshadowlady, Smallishbeans VS Mr. Neighbor, Wegg

clark kent, lois lane VS Popeye, Olive Oyl

Round 1 2/4

Brandon Quark,  Doctor Robotnik VS Elrond, Celebrian

Yoo Joonghyuk, Kim Dokja VS stanford pines, fiddleford mcgucket

Pepa & Félix Madrigal VS Duskie & Hibiscus

Emu Otori, Rui Kamishiro VS momoe and kaoru

C!fundy and c!hbomb VS Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright and Marcy Wu

Agent 3 and Agent 8 VS c!schlatt & c!connor

Zoro Roronoa and Sanji Vinsmoke (Black leg Sanji) VS Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy

Herbert West & Daniel Cain VS Snorkmaiden & Mymble Jr 

charles "trip" tucker and t'pol VS Mytho & Princess Tutu (NOT duck; just her princess form)

Gregory House and James Wilson VS luz and amity

Paintbrush and Lightbulb VS Vriska Serket & June Egbert

geordi and data VS peter sqloint and rumi sqloint

Q!ElMariana and Q!Slimecicle VS Poor Boy and Love Interest

Scar and Grian VS Jolyne/Anasui

Kian Stone, Rolan Deep and Timothy Rand VS Dr. Boris Habit and Kamal Bora

red guy and duck VS MK & Red Son

jonathan harker and mina murray harker VS Zagreus/Thanatos/Megaera

Crowley and Aziraphale VS Denki Kaminari and Kyoka Jiro

Tuor and Idril Celebrindal VS Snorpy and Chadlo

jack harkness x the tardis VS Mizuki akiyama and mafuyu

Jackieboyman and Marvin the Magnificent VS Arashi Narukami and Mika Kagehara

Barbie, Ken VS ron and desiree delite

Steven Universe & Connie Maheswaran VS Magnus Burnsides and Julia Burnsides

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla VS castiel and dean winchester 

Eda and Luz’s mom VS Jadzia Dax & Kira Nerys

c!Tubbo and c!Ranboo VS Rex Salazar & Circe 

Round 1 3/4

Pixal + Zane VS Apollo Justice + Klavier Gavin 

The Monarch and Dr. Ms Monarch VS Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev

Kaito and Meiko VS Kamille Bidan & Fa Yuiry

Sun Wukong and Six-Eared Macaque VS Skwydd & Cricket

Sasha Nein and Milla Vodello VS Wade Ripple & Ember

Byakuren Hiijri and Toyosatomimi no Miko VS Cosmo, Wanda

Roboky and Venom VS Cellbit and Roier

Numerous BFDI ships VS Hiccup, Astrid

Beatrix and Casey VS anakin skywalker and captain rex

Raven and Beast Boy VS Neo and Trinity

Mario, Princess Peach VS Rashmi Jamil and Amelie Maçon

Denji, Asa Mitaka VS Vivi Yukino and Lewis Pepper

Benrey and Gordon VS Lace and Hornet

Beren and Luthien VS neku sakuraba, joshua kiryu

Shin and Noi VS Morticia and Gomez Addams

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins VS Moomin, Snufkin

james t kirk + s'chnn t'gai spock VS  Nico Robin and Franky

Dave Strider and John/June Egbert VS Moominmamma & Moominpappa

Edward Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot VS shaun riley and liz

louis and lestat VS Spamton, Jevil

fox mulder and dana scully VS will t riker + deanna troi [+ worf rozhenko]

Amy Rose, Metal Sonic VS Quackity and Slimecicle

Diego Brando & Hot Pants VS Elrond and Celebrian and Gil-Galad

mia fey & diego armando/godot VS Luigi and Prince Peasly

C!Quackity, C!Karl, and C!Sapnap VS Sonic, Shadow

Drey Ferin and Finn Tidestrider VS Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell

Round 1 4/4

Shaggy and velma VS Surge the Tenrec and Amy Rose

Yamato/Portgas D. Ace VS audrey & seymour

Randy Jade and Oliver Swift VS Tsukishima Kei and Yamaguchi Tadashi

Lup and Barry Bluejeans VS Reimu and Marissa

Mizuki Akiyama & Rui Kamishiro VS Jimmy The Robot and Mc Bat Commander

C!Quackity and C!wilbur VS Espresso cookie and Eclair cookie

Junpei, Akane Kurashiki VS Obi-Wan Kenobi & Satine Kryze

Raine Whispers and Eda Clawthorne VS Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsen

Maxwell 'William' Carter and Charlie W. VS Mothwing and Leafpool

Naruto Uzumaki & Sasuke VS Baxter Stockman and The Alien Computer 

Keith Kogane and Lance McClain VS Wood Man and Robbie Rotten

Scott and Barda Free (Mister Miracle and Big Barda) VS John Notwoodman + Nick Lushwood

Caranthir and Haleth VS Susie and Noelle

orpheus and eurydice VS The doctor, Rose

luke skywalker and mara jade VS Princess Daisy and Luigi 

time and malon VS Simon (Scissor) and Spoon

Dave strider, Karkat Vantas VS Miles “moles,” Edgar, and Madeline

Mary Anta and Reginald Tetra VS Koichi Haimawari and Kazuho Haneyama

Yoshi and Birdo VS lazlo & nadia

Celebrimbor and Annatar VS Rendog and DocM77

Jesse + Jane VS Adira Tal and Gray Tal

Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson VS Dazai Osamu and Nakahara

Jessie and James VS jeff and britta

Anji Mito and Baiken VS Shiver and Frye

ALL of MLP* VS ALL of TF2*

*Minus any familial relationships

[sewers-headmates]

Hi! Could we get a emma and charlotte (hatchetfield) alters?

we just did an emma recently so sorry that she’s a lil the same! hope you enjoy these two

Name: Emma Perkins

Age: 31

Gender: cis female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: asexual, demiromantic

Species: human

Source: hatchetfield (TGWDLM, Black Friday, Forever & Always, Perky’s Buds, Hey Melissa!, NPMD)

Roles: work alter, protector

cisIDs: brown hair, weed addiction, theater kid, asocial, autistic, anger issues, ADHD, autistic, BPD

transIDs: permaTired, transHarmless, transNeurotypical, transFamous, transBeloved

Paraphiles: sadist, haemotophilia, dacryphilia, opophilia

Other Labels: ambiamorous

Appearance:

Name: Charlotte Sweetly

Age: 34

Gender: cis woman

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: omnisexual, male preference

Species: human

Source: hatchetfield (TGWDLM, Black Friday, forever and always, time bastard)

Roles: trauma holder

cisIDs: brown hair, PTSD, OCD, brown eyes, wife, shy, anxiety

transIDs: transHarmed, transAbused, transCheater, transHappy, permaHappy, nullAnxiety

Other Labels: polyamorous but claims to be mono

Appearance:

hope you enjoy these two :D i got a lot of these down wow

-mod tweek

[mysymmetry]

2023 Reading List updated Jan 8 March 13 April 10 May 29 July 5 July 31 August 22 Dec 14

Read So Far: Play It As It Lays, Joan Didion All of This Could Be Different, Sarah Thankham Matthews Readme.txt, Chelsea Manning The Book of Grief and Hamburgers, Stuart Ross Burntcoat, Sarah Hall The Best American Essays 2022, ed. Alexander Chee Easy Beauty, Chloe Cooper Jones Very Cold People, Sarah Manguso Son of Elsewhere, Elamin Abdelmahmoud Happy Place, Emily Henry Couplets, Maggie Millner Strange Loops, Elizabeth Harmer Milk Fed, Melissa Broder Tides, Sara Freeman Biography of X, Catherine Lacey The Guest, Emma Cline No One is Talking About This, Patricia Lockwood Ripe, Sarah Rose Etter How to Do Nothing, Jenny Odell Homebodies, Tembe Denton-Hurst Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, Gabrielle Zevin Trust, Hernan Diaz The Fake, Zoe Whittall Anon Plz, Deuxmoi Utopia, Heidi Sopinka Death Valley, Melissa Broder

Currently Reading: A Little Life, Hanya Yanigahara The Best American Essays 2023, ed. Vivian Gornick Everyone in My Family has Killed Someone, Benjamin Stevenson

Want to Read: Love and Other Puzzles, Kimberley Allsopp (on hold @ city) Land of Milk and Honey, C Pam Zhang (on hold @ city) Lioness, Emily Perkins (on hold @ city) Monsters, Claire Dederer (on hold @ city) Body Friend, Katherine Brabon (avail @ SA Lib) A Real Piece of Work, Erin RIley (not avail @ SA Lib) Priestdaddy, Patricia Lockwood The Light Room, Kate Zambreno Lurch, Don McKay Started but Haven't Finished

Saving Time, Jenny Odell Really Good Actually, Monica Heisey My Autobiography of Carson McCullers, Jenn Shaplan Bliss Montage, Ling Ma Death in Her Hands, Ottessa Moshfegh The Hurting Kind, Ada Limon A Single Rose, Muriel Barbery We Have Always Been Here, Samra Habib Pathological, Sarah Fay The Marrow Thieves, Cherie Dimaline Animal Person, Alexander MacLeod My Face in The Light, Martha Schabas Pure Colour, Sheila Heti Satched, Megan Gail Coles A Lover's Discourse, Roland Barthes The Country of Marriage, Wendell Berry

[shoreearchive]

i’ve been quiet for a few days because uh everything is happening so much, but i’m feeling inspired to get some stuff done today, so let’s do a spur of the moment STARTER CALL! ( please specificy a muse, and if you’re a multi, specify who for. i won’t write starters without specifications! updated muse list can be found HERE. )