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classic murder mystery au told from the perspectives of Inspectors Mace Windu and Ahsoka Tano who are called in to investigate the murder of Senator Palpatine, who was found dead on the grounds, cause of death: MURDER. The investigation is on to catch the killer hiding amongst an eclectic bunch of visitors to the senator’s country manor for the long weekend. His husband turned widow, young Anakin Skywalker. World famous equestrian Padmé Amidala. Celebrity chef Rex Fett and his brother, soldier Cody Fett. High court judge Bail Organa and business heiress Breha Organa. Count Dooku. The town’s vicar, Obi-Wan Kenobi. The gardener, Qui-Gon Jinn. Mystery novelist Quinlan Vos
Everyone has an airtight alibi. No one really likes each other but it’s clear everyone hates Palpatine and everyone has a reason to want him dead, especially his new and young husband, who stands to inherit all his money. It’s common knowledge that it was not a love match at all. And it’s also common knowledge that it’s Always The Spouse™️.
But when it comes out that the investigators are closing in on the widow Skywalker and are planning to pin the murder on him because his alibi is the shakiest, the vicar cannot stay silent any longer. He must come clean.
Oh, not about the murder. He has no idea about who murdered Palpatine. But it definitely wasn’t Anakin! On the night of the murder, Mr. Skywalker was with Obi-Wan. In the chapel. Yes. At midnight. Alone.
…Praying.
#obikin#kit's silly lil aus#murder mystery au#I did a murder mystery night with friends this weekend and it was so fun#and it made me think of this#added frustration from the investigators because it’s so clear the young husband was fucking the vicar#but they won’t really admit it#and the murderer must have crossed right by them!!#gone right beneath the window of the chapel where they were supposedly prayin#like did they hear anything???they could have heard the murderer
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Adrien dressed by Nathalie, Marinette, and himself!! ☕️🌞🧦
#Nathalie has been dressing him since he was a baby so he’s use to her style#Adrien is just happy she made him an outfit from scratch#He thrifted the shirt with Nino#he says the stain is part of the design#it really isn’t#but he won’t admit it bc he doesnt know how to do laundry#miraculous ladybug#Adrien agreste#he loves wearing those stupid shirts with the unfunny quotes#he would rock a shirt that says ”don’t talk to me I haven’t had coffee” meant for moms#IM WORKING ON ASK STUFF#I get so many and it makes me happy that y’all have questions#BUT IT DOES TAKE A BIT
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“The Cutest in the World”
Spy doesn’t believe in calling something “The cutest thing ever” because he already knows what the cutest thing in the world is: baby Jeremy. (I did this for a headcannon I have lol, I know it’s mushy but I’m a mushy guy alright?)
#TF2#Team Fortress 2#He doesn’t go flashing baby Jeremy to everyone he sees to prove his point. that stays between him and only him#He secretly stares at the picture sometimes when Scout’s around and not paying attention.#He won’t ever admit it.#Guys I really love SpyDad and yesterday I couldn’t stop thinking about it 🙏#SpyDad#Spy#Engineer#Scout#Baby Scout#Comic#Cartoons#Sketches#Doodles
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*attacks you with the brain rot blorbos*
Wolfbell AU Arthur and Falspar meet Mirror Madness Arthur and Falspar.
#kirby#hoshi no kirby#kirby right back at ya#art#kirby art#kirby oc#kirby of the stars#kirby au#digital artist#kirby wolfbell au#art fight#mirror falspar#mirror arthur#others ocs#sir falspar#sir arthur kirby#enough texture to kill a man#or kill mirror falspar#my art program actually crashed mid drawing his lineart in the line art stage and it deleted him from existence#so even my art program wants to delete him#man has no luck#I think WB Falspar and Mir Arthur would enjoy a good gossip#WB Arthur is ready to face his sins if it means he can get off this roller coaster ride#WB Falspar is uh#a really reckless driver#mir falspar will admit that he wants off when he can finally admit there’s a problem#which won’t be any time soon#not sure what circumstances brought these four together or what adventure they’re off on#but chaos has already ensured and will continue to do so#love your au post it’s a great au
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Unfortunately bc of the thoughts around that post im now on the “we should have a wonder halloween 2” train. Ruikasa event no.3 let’s give it up for no.3. Whatever. Kicks a rock. I think it should have involvement from all of wxs but unfortunately it is undeniable that tsukasa is such a huge catalyst for change over and over again* in rui’s life so if an event about rui realizing it’s ok to love his friends and admit it had to center on one dynamic I think it would have to be tsukasa again. I hate them both. I really do. They make me sick.
* “ruikasa enjoyer 🫵 you’re just biased” Rui accepting and then reaccepting tsukasa’s outstretched hand changed his life and outlook on relationships wrt “I’m incompatible with others” (main story, talked about in pandemonium more). Rui’s realization that he didn’t need to hold back or live in fear of one misstep making him an outcast again was centered around tsukasa (wonder halloween). Rui helping toya bake for the tenmas was because of tsukasa - which he admits in the after show - & tsukasa even comments on it being unusual for Rui to go out of his way to do something like that (nguc). This connection with toya (through tsukasa) is what gets him involved with everyone else in LSH which he mentions being a novel and fun experience (participating in a group setting doing something other than shows). The reason rui’s group approached Rui in pandemonium is because he seemed more sociable and less closed off, which they attribute to tsukasa. Mizuki cites tsukasa as a reason rui seems happier.
Respectfully. I think diminishing the undeniable importance of tsukasa in Rui’s life just because you have an agenda against ruikasa & therefore balk at any discussion of their dynamic (platonic or otherwise) and how much it has impacted Rui is Fucking Weird. TLDR idgaf. go argue with the wall.
#idk. Rui pushes back against tsukasa’s stupid health choices wrt acting and is forced to admit he cares more abt tsk/wxs than shows.#or something. heavy sigh.#wrt event: if this ages poorly I really won’t be mad. I’m here for character development first and foremost.#& I love every wxs dynamic. if that event happened and it was more group focused or focused on emu or nene i would still clap and cheer.#ok? ok.#mine#tsukasa#rui
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(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk… The fun was great.
as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme
#EDIT: see replies and asks right after this - hitting the side of the neck means drunk :D#i think the 'gesture' here must have been tilting your head back and lifting your hand to your lips mimicking throwing back a shot#but i don't know because nothing more is described in the writeup of the interview anyways#official translation of above texts: 'the boys sent me to the village to fetch some blood' 'i flew under the influence'#if those ring more bells#the witcher books#c: regis#because i wish to eat a third donut#interviews#andrzej sapkowski#this is why the regis enjoyment does not really extend to other vampires for me. well except wwdits vampires#i guess my rule is that: 'they have to be funny'#the thing is... yes regis can disappear into thin air and turn into a bat and bewitch with a gaze#but... his struggle... is mundane :p#he's... very normal. he sleeps in a bedroll and eats breakfast just with everyone else... idk regis with porridge is so funny to me#fantasy genre: so what is your idea for vampires? unholy demons? walking corpses? humanity in crisis of undeath? sexy aristocrats????#sapkowski: Alcoholism.#i will say though SOOOOO refreshing to have a vampire that's around humans and not struggling with the urge to 'feed' on them jfc#regis' urge to drink not being some inhuman clawing or some lustful thirst nonsense#but the desire to have a drink that comes from being socially awkward at a party...#and of course later... the kind of desire to have a drink that comes from when your life and everything in it has gone to shit#'... all fears linked to my vampiric nature are groundless. I won’t attack anybody...#... nor will I creep around at night trying to sink my teeth into somebody’s neck.'#that milva and cahir (and likely also dandelion though he wouldn't admit to it in writing) checked their necks when they woke up LOL !#one for my fellow geregis enjoyers:#regis: don't worry i wont press my lips to your neck | dandelion milva cahir: wheeewww! | geralt: ... aw :T
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idk if this is valid crit or just another “old man yells at clouds” moment but like. i kinda hate how the show got rid of the romantic angle of luke & annabeth’s relationship.
i’m sure people would jump to counter “ew you ship them!!1!” which like. as much as i like a good dark explorational toxic fic, that’s not the particular bias that’s making me think about this.
i think part of it is that they basically stripped the entire dynamic of anything emotional. they told-not-showed their way into “she’s my little sister”, with impossibly little interaction between the two before annabeth’s chucking a knife at him with no hesitation.
but like. in the books, their relationship has so many layers. platonic, familial, and yes, romantic. Annabeth’s feelings for him creates more of a rivalry between luke and Percy. It’s one of the things (including her familial feelings towards him, obv) that makes annabeth hesitant to face against him.
when luke is dying, he and annabeth’s last interaction is a pretty divisive topic in the fandom. it creates yet another layer of “is Luke really a hero or kind of a creep?” you don't have to like it, but at least it sparked interest and conversation.
idk, i think by stripping anything potentially dark or “problematic�� from the books, you create a very sanitized world that doesn’t have nearly the same grit as the books, which are still perfectly acceptable to a child audience. like, you’re telling me it’s appropriate for luke to create a child army, but not for annabeth to have a crush on him? they could have written out anything on his end, too, and just left it one-sided with no nuance.
idk, it just feels like another shortcoming from the show, but this isn’t the first time diss knee has sanitized something that could have handled a bit more darker themes 🧍
#pjo#pjo show crit#annabeth chase#luke castellan#lukabeth#I Guess. not really rooting for them but willing to admit their dynamic is interesting#ugh plus that tno episode where they were laughing their asses off about the ‘you’re like a brother to me’ like we won’t get that ://#anyways. i’m sure this post won’t be misinterpreted. not on the piss on the poor website
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Jesus Christ, some people really don’t take a blatant rejection as anything but an invitation to try harder. And then you’re left with the dilemma of keeping things polite and them still not getting the message, or escalating by listing all the things you find unattractive about them, which only leaves you feeling like the bad guy in that situation.
#faust.doc#and you really really can’t go up to someone who has admitted that they worry about being intellectually inferior to you#and tell them ‘yeah that’s why I won’t date you’#of course it’s more complicated than that but yeah#wonderstruck awe at me quoting a line of poetry that was mandatory reading in high school isn’t the way to impress me
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unleashes the horrors upon you (the horrors are my gay little ocs)
#hello gays come get yalls food#myart#yes the design notes are all useless. except for like ris’ one maybe#his design is very square bc he is. er. evil#anyway i really like how they all turned out :) my little guys#didn’t even struggle with the colors for that long (lie)#ok maybe some actual design notes or something similar#wt and ris both have lighter hair streaks and wrinkes bc they are. old👍#and also ris and soar have the same hair and eye color. if u care#cd still has their fucked up eye of course <3 i like what i did with the hair too#bro cuts it themself it’s soo choppy and messy. but it’s ok it adds to the gamer charm#fta has heart shaped hair because. i want hearts to be part of his design tbh#like the gardener has a heart too. so#it’s bc he likes cute things btw. but he won’t admit it so don’t ask him#son giving you the tbh stare…. i feel like they are the type of autistic to make uncomfortable amounts of eye contact#they just dont know when to stop or look away#also their hair is matching with wt’s yayy!!! found family win i think#i mean with son it’s more like forced family but yknow#oc: weaving tales#oc: recognition in spirit#oc: cognitive dissonance#oc: spins on axis rapidly#oc: fates torn again#oc: speaks of nothing
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Something about me is that if I can’t see a post because I filtered a tag that is in it, I will either scroll or block the account(depends on what tag because some are so problematic). I choose to keep my peace.
#and this is coming from someone who only has like 2 tags blocked.#because if I see a post that has an anti Annabeth tag I will block them#since they most likely have more bs from where that came from#I will admit I succumb to curiosity sometimes and look at it anyway and I regret it#this is not me saying I will block you if I disagree with you because I won’t(unless it’s a really bad take)#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#hoo#anti annabeth antis
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watching most recent ash vod. having to stop watching bc pentar making fun of zam is grating. being condescending about him saying he won. like he literally did what are you talking about
#i mean this is just a disconnect from them not really acknowledging zams attempts at rp l#like this whole corruption arc would be a lot more impactful if they made any sort of acknowledgment in or out of character that this is in#fact a corruption arc#anyone with eyes can see that it is#andd like it does make sense that they in character don’t like zam! he’s been a pain in the ass to them!#he completely destroyed any attempt they had at peace and now they’ve gone completely off the rails#peace? so clearly not an option. they’re not even trying for it to be an option#that was given up on after the impeachment no matter what they say about it#so he clearly obviously won! but they just won’t admit it because they won’t commit to the roleplay… cmon….
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Howdy Magogang…Remember when I was a fanfiction writer…hahahaha.
I won’t go into details but the last few months have been some of the hardest months of my life I’ve found myself quite overwhelmed with things piling up but I’ve been doing all I can to get writing done, and I promise you chapter seven is closer than ever. To anyone who still cares- I haven’t forgotten!! I’ve been writing all week actually trying to make this chapter very special and trying to set aside more time for writing it’s not easy being a writer with ADHD omgggg…anyway! The entire chapter is technically done! I just have to add the final “actions” to the dialogue! Here is a sneaky peeky of Midnight Mishaps which will be posted VERY VERY soon
#hee hee#Magolor casually admitting he was in jail#I’m so sorry this is taking so long#and I really appreciate the ones who have stuck around#every chapter is better than the last and I really think you’ll enjoy the climax#I promise you won’t be disappointed#kirby#kirby fanfic#fanfic#elfilin#I love it#kirby’s surprise sleepover adventure#bandana waddle dee#magolor
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im realizing what’s really bothering me the most about the upcoming kiryu cancer arc (words i never expected to write in total seriousness) isn’t the cancer itself but how kiryu’s response to it (or lack thereof) is straight up suicidal in a way that’s impossible to ignore or deny. like there’s no way around that this time- he can explain in circles about “taking responsibility” and how “retirement’s just not in the cards for me” and whatever else but the fact is he was getting treatment and then he gave up and stopped, resigning to literally fighting til he’s killed or drops dead. because that’s all he thinks he’s useful for at this point and he’s got nothing else to live for. I really don’t wanna be a huge downer or whatever but like god it’s hard for me to enjoy all the fun silly stuff announced for this game when the whole time I know that oh, kiryu’s actively slowly and painfully killing himself and a good number of the people around him having fun doing whatever apparently Know About It and are just. not making a bigger deal of it. sorry kiryu I love you but karaoke isn’t very fun when everybody knows you should seriously be in chemo instead.
#I kind of think part of it is that he’s running from the issue of haruka finding out he’s alive#like. it’s almost convenient for him that he gets sick. if he dies like this then he won’t have to worry about admitting to faking his#death and putting his kids through hell and whatnot. cause he’ll Actually be dead.#plus at this point it’s like- what would he even say? hi haruka sorry I had to fake my death like that. im back for now but I have cancer so#we’ll see how long that lasts#fuck.#sorry it just really hit me that this is the most. outwardly. suicidal thing he’s ever done#hearing his explanation………. it’s really. the most depressing thing I think I’ve ever seen in this franchise#rambling#kiryu#y8#rgg 8 spoilers
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One of the things that I LOVE about Shadows Blinding and marks it as one of my favourite fics ever, is the relationship between Sakumo and Kakashi.
Lots of spoilers (obviously)
In most fics, Kakashi’s feelings towards Sakumo aren’t really explored in a complex way. Mostly they go as far as him missing his father, we see his grief and loneliness deepening with each lose of a loved one over the years, until as an adult he heals and grows to understand his father’s decision and forgiving him. Which is completely okay! I love those fics, I love the progress as we see Kakashi healing over time. But most that I’ve seen don’t usually dwell into Sakumo’s suicide that much and the heavy impact it would have on a child at that age, that would later follow them to adulthood. Choosing instead to focus on the impact either team Minato or team 7 had on his life (which, fair, it is A LOT, but you get my point).
In Pesto’s (author) interpretation, things go a bit differently: Kakashi does miss his father, but at the same time he still deeply resents him for what he did, just like he did when he was a kid and trying to not be like his father. Except he hasn’t exactly grown out of this bitterness. For scarring him for life and leaving him alone at such a young age; for sending him to what’s essentially a cult, leaving him trapped with a family he’s not familiar with; for leaving such a deep mark, that even if he tries to escape him and the clan, they’re in every little part of his life. Such as his most signature quality, his mask, only existing because Kakashi reminded Sakumo of his brother. He hates all of this.
This Kakashi never healed from what happened, so caught up in all the deaths happening around him that he never really had time to even process it. He doesn’t even allow himself to miss his father because of all this resentment, and that’s not something that just goes away. This is why I love his relationship with Kosuke, the way Kakashi wishes he’d allowed himself to miss his father despite what he did like Kosuke does. (OH AND THAT SCENE THEY HAD AT THE END. KOSUKE MISSING KAKASHI IN SPITE OF THAT HE DID, LIKE HE MISSES HIS FATHER 😭😭😭😭😭 OUGHH IT’S SO SADD ❤️🩹🥀⛓️🚬🐺)
That sense of hate is engraved in him, and it is amplified by the fact that Sakumo giving him that seal essentially made him loose everything he’s known and loved once again. His whole world is destroyed, the people he loved have forgotten about him (also they are dead) (and let’s not even mention Obito). All this time he’s had his team as a source of light at the end of the tunnel, something to fight for. But he’s lost that, and with his clan that’s basically a cult and that wrinkly bitch Nana running around ruining everything, he really has nowhere to go. That one split-second decision, even if done in good faith, ruined his life.
«Tou-san fucked up» indeed (or however the quote went I don’t wanna look it up)
YOOO THAT’S WHY THE SEQUEL’S GONNA BE FIREE 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 Kakashi expecting to come back to a wasteland and being prepared to start digging graves for his dead friends (everyone bro) and instead finding an alternate-timeline Sakumo. We’re getting that deeply awkward and uncomfortable father-son bonding YEAHH 💪💪
Oh and don’t even get me started on this new timeline bro. How baby Ino appearing in the epilogue implies that this is at a point in time shortly after what would’ve been the Kyubi attack (we don’t know how Kannabi went so idk if it even happened) Rin and Obito would be around 14, 16 max. And Minato and Kushina would be around 22-24. Kakashi here is like 30, he is NOT getting his team back. And that’s without counting that with Kakashi dying by birth on this universe, there would be another kid in his place. Knowing that no other kid their age was jounin at the time, they might’ve not even been assigned for the Kannabi Bridge mission or at least done it with Minato, which already elevates their chances of survival.
He might not even get to meet team 7 personally. They’re babies rn and he’s a complete stranger to the village, a stranger on Kage level might I add (I don’t think it’s too far fetched to say that, he’s VERY powerful now, and he did become the sixth hokage without this power-up so 🤷♂️). They’re NOT letting him near the babies bro ❌😿
He’s alone with his father (whom he kind of hates and doesn’t know) in a world that doesn’t know him AT ALL. We have all the time in the world for group therapy, Kakashi’s gonna be demanding ANSWERS. Or maybe he’ll say “fuck this” and become a kind-of-missing-nin-but-not-really-bc-he’s-not-from-THIS-Konoha that stalks the village to make sure his loved ones don’t die this time. Yeah, I could see that happening tbh.
Idk I’m just ranting, this is gonna be messy and I’ll love every second of it 💞
#Kakashi at the start admitting that him ‘forgiving’ his father in that limbo was the biggest lie he’s ever told#and both of them knowing that 💔💔#i should really be studying for my art history exam#but the brain worms won’t let me rest#this has gotta be my fave Kakashi centric fic ever#love this interpretation of Kakashi it’s the best ever#oh and the fucked up family dynamics ougghh#so good#kakashi hatake#sakumo hatake#shadows blinding#fic rec#i don’t even know if this has any structure at all bro#I had to go fact-check smth and then boom#half of what I wrote was gone#bleh who cares
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both versions of Louis de pointe du lac being in business professions which both dehumanize and leech off their Labour while the worker is unable to fully consent (book Louis owning a plantation and show Louis being a pimp)…….LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC YOU WILL BURN!!!!!!!!!
#rambles#Iwtv#louis iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire book#I’m currently reading the book and yeah I’m really glad the show runners still gave Louis a job in a similar vain to the slave shit even th#he’s a black man now….like that’s great and fleshes out his dymantic with Armand a man who was a child sex worker ALOT#also before anyone jumps me for saying the sex work here isn’t consensual it’s the 1910s. He literally admits in episode one the women he#employs have no other financial options besides sex work…sure it’s not as bad as slavery but it’s rape it’s dehumanization it’s similar#I have a huge feeling this fandom won’t jump me for saying it is like that but just in case I’m scared bro I used to be on twitter man#Idk if I make sense in this post but I like that they kept this in a way!!! I like that even black Louis particates in awful horrid systems#And it’s not like no he would never do that he’s black. He lived in a bigoted era and he got successful. He’s going to do bigotry a bit guy#Interview with the vampire 1976
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should be asleep bc i have to be up in like 5 hours, but instead i’m awake and thinking about an idea for a best friend’s brother/college!joel au fic 👀
#like reader is a year or two younger than Joel and best friends with Tommy#and has a massive crush on Joel#reader is inexperienced and a bit shy (especially around joel) and always HEAVILY focused on her academics#and joel is popular guy probably on the college football team and is a bit of a fuckboy#he’s outgoing and the life of the party#and he knows the effect he has on women and he uses that to his advantage#anyway my idea is that Tommy drags reader along to a party and ditches her so she decides to get drunk#and joel has never really looked at her twice because she’s just Tommy’s really shy boring uptight friend#but then he sees a different side of her at the party when she gets drunk and lets loose and actually allows herself to have fun#and Joel somehow ends up having to take care of reader while she’s drunk#and though he won’t admit it to himself or anyone else he actually thinks she’s kind of adorable#and she VERY quickly gets under his skin#but he’s a bit of an immature fuckboy who doesn’t know how to do feelings#also had the idea of their whole friend group going to stay at a lake house during spring break#and Joel being driven absolutely insane having to see her walk around in her cute little bathing suits#yeah idk what this is#but maybe I’ll write it at some point#joel miller#joel miller fic#joel miller x reader#college joel#best friends brother joel#kricket rambles
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