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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.
#196 campfire#196#r196#r/196#shitpost#technology#ruleposting#while searching to buy a new phone i was filled with indescribable rage and had to create this image#lest i become a threat to myself or to others or to the big glass entrance pannels at apple stores which call to me and beg for large rock#also please pretend i didnt mix up the greater than and less than symbols
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
#Before anyone comes at me (mentally prepares for it anyway) I know Bruce does variants of this but a) it's pretty clear that most criminals#know Batman won't kill and that at most he'll just beat the crap out of you#b) the Batkids are kids and the things kids will do is way more unpredictable and they're terrifying#batman#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal#textpost#shitpost#roll call#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batpost
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Get his ass, Gertrude.
#the urge to put blorbos from my shows into random posts and memes that remind me of them has won today#gertrude robinson#gerry keay#gerard keay#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tagging this as both tma and tmagp because they appear in both#though there hasn't been any leitners in tmagp yet and they may not even be called that in this universe
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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping
#the real reason why you arent allowed to do this in game is because the dev knew we'd be nowhere close to finish it if we could#too much power and not enough responsibility etc etc. i dont even know if siffrin would want to stop looping once he figures out he can#do this. “stardust do you want to get out of the fucking loop or not stop smothering yourself on the fighters jugs” LMAOOO#i havent played it yet bc im gonna go in blind and stream it on call so 3 other ppl can watch me cry like a weenie in real time#my art#myart#in stars and time#isat#isat isabeau#isat siffrin#isabeau#siffrin#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isafrin#shitpost#i am. so fucking sorry
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hey i’m going to the bottom of the lake to ponder my life and let the algae consume me, do you want anything?
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Dorian: *eases over towards Beau and loosens his sash to show off his abs*
Imogen: You don't have to move the shirt. You're wearing a sheer shirt. We can see them all the time.
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Like damn Imogen why you gotta call him out like that in front of his crush 😭😂
#this was genuinely so fucking funny#call his ass out imogen 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#dorian storm#imogen temult#jealous dorian#dorym#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3#crying cat#upset cat#pink outfit#1k
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guys iactually spent so much time on this im tired
#mcr#my chemical romance#mcr memes#i love shitposting guys#FREAK IERO#FREAK IERO IS CALLING#PICK UP YO PHONE#frank iero#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#ibymbybmyl#curse
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dw he gets fed and watered everyday <3
#charles xavier#he is my wife#stole him from magneto#pray for me#shitpost#or as I like to call it#fart
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The suitors all call Odysseus "old King" like ??? Do they not know his name or who he is? Did they just see a posting "Looking for new king of Ithaca against Queen's will, dw about who you're replacing" and a bunch of dudebros just went hell yeah lets go?
The only time some of them seem to have any knowledge of the old kings personality is when one guy is like "this guy cunning" and another goes "smartest king around tbf" and that is IT. Saying "he's more cunning than I thought" about the guy who's basically responsible for bringing down Troy is CRAZY. Which leads me to believe that that guy doesn't actually know that this is THE Odysseus. which, again, CRAZY.
#id shoot everyone too if they called me old when im ONLY 40#i mean come on#old king my ass#“old kings bow” JUST SAY HIS NAME#epic the musical#jorge rivera herrans#epic the troy saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic the cyclops saga#lol#epic the thunder saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic the ithaca saga#ithaca#funny#shitpost#dumb#odysseus epic#odysseus
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op simon, qt gaz
#like tell me im wrong#i was maybe thinking price instead of simon but i think the stereotypical olrigh’ pronunciation belongs to si at this point#now let me spam the tags with my shitpost#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz garrick#gaz cod#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#gaz call of duty#ghost call of duty
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Shakes him shakes him shakes him shAKES HIM SHAKES H
I draw him differently every time sorry :’D
#He gives me cuteness aggression#art#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#cod meme#shitpost#cod roach#roach cod#roach call of duty#call of duty roach#gary roach sanderson
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the doodles i doodled while i listened to the nona audio book babay! (plus my favorite pyrrha dve quotes)
#tlt#the locked tomb#nona the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers#camilla hect#pyrrha dve#tlt shitposting#gideon the ninth#lot of people were asking me for a comic with pash in it but tbh i couldnt really think of anything LMAO SORRY#i mean i could probably come up with somethin but i just dont have a good idea of her character#i mean the fandom makes her very funny but in the book she doesnt have much screen time#do you still call it screen time if its a book probably not right#also sorry all my favorite pyrrha quotes are basically just her calling cam a gay ass#also also im working on griddlehark farmer doodles so ill probably get those done next
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MC: *Staring at a wall*
Mammon: oi! Human! The heck you starin' at that wall for?
MC:... They call it an egg salad because it's all just egg.
Mammon: What?
MC: They use hard boiled eggs and mayonaise... and mayonaise is made out of eggs. So it's just an egg salad.
Mammon:....
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Lucifer: Why are you two staring at a wall?
Mammon: you're not gon' believe this...
#at the ripe age of 19 i realized why they call it that 😭#tbf i never really questioned it 😔#obey me#obey me shall we date#omswd#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me mc#om lucifer#om mammon#om mc#omswd lucifer#omswd mammon#omswd mc#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me scenarios
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Here, have a garbage quality MS Paint comic
If any of y'all have done RW modding where you have to put your own hooks into the code, you'll know what I'm talking about lol. Like, who tf names their variables "num1, num2, etc." and "flag"???? And why is the whole EstablishRelationships() thing just a wall of code instead of a for loop?
#sorry videocult but it really is spaghetti code#found a singular pre-made hook spot and I totally lost my mind#thank you whoever put that in there#but could you please put more#somebody help me#also found out that my mod was broken bc is was calling something that ran fisobs#which then called it again and made a recursive loop#so that's fun ::')#bc as soon as I integrated fisobs into the mod it broke my scug and now he is surv but pink#rain world#art#fanart#rainworld#rw fanart#digital art#ms paint#meme#comic#shitpost#rw meme#rw shitpost#2701
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The fact that i still have more ideas of scenes to transform i to this meme...hopefully no one has beated me to these yes
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool spoilers#deadpool 3#wolverine#logan howlett#dogpool#nicepool#sketch#ilustracion#digital ilustration#shitpost#i might make more of these ny brain is still going crazy over the movie#im also planning on getting a poster of the movie on my wall#genuinely in LOVE with this movie!!#deadpool#also sorry for keeping the last redraw with the spanish word i dont know how wolverine calls others in english#where i live the movie we watched the movie in spanish and thus he was just calling others papi#lots of fanart are drawing him saying bub? if thats the actual thing he calls him im not gonna fix it then cause papi is funner to me
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i have thoughts about this show
#mizu blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai meme#memes#funny#shitpost#mizu#oh okay so she binds her chest#goes by he/him pronouns#becomes enraged at the IDEA of ringo calling her a girl#but shes not a transgender allegory… okay…#(she absolutely is a transgender allegory to me idc)#i still think shes all prns though idc !!!!
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