#but the shitposting calls to me
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theorder6 · 3 months ago
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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.
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violent138 · 4 months ago
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
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squircatlies · 8 months ago
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Get his ass, Gertrude.
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puppppppppy · 8 months ago
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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping
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madsthebat · 5 months ago
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hey i’m going to the bottom of the lake to ponder my life and let the algae consume me, do you want anything?
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undead-knick-knack · 4 months ago
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Dorian: *eases over towards Beau and loosens his sash to show off his abs*
Imogen: You don't have to move the shirt. You're wearing a sheer shirt. We can see them all the time.
Dorian:
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Like damn Imogen why you gotta call him out like that in front of his crush 😭😂
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miserableromance · 7 months ago
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guys iactually spent so much time on this im tired
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sackofbats · 26 days ago
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dw he gets fed and watered everyday <3
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captainmyveryowndreamland · 1 month ago
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The suitors all call Odysseus "old King" like ??? Do they not know his name or who he is? Did they just see a posting "Looking for new king of Ithaca against Queen's will, dw about who you're replacing" and a bunch of dudebros just went hell yeah lets go?
The only time some of them seem to have any knowledge of the old kings personality is when one guy is like "this guy cunning" and another goes "smartest king around tbf" and that is IT. Saying "he's more cunning than I thought" about the guy who's basically responsible for bringing down Troy is CRAZY. Which leads me to believe that that guy doesn't actually know that this is THE Odysseus. which, again, CRAZY.
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stellewriites · 2 months ago
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op simon, qt gaz
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stupidpercy · 3 months ago
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Shakes him shakes him shakes him shAKES HIM SHAKES H
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I draw him differently every time sorry :’D
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civetside · 1 year ago
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the doodles i doodled while i listened to the nona audio book babay! (plus my favorite pyrrha dve quotes)
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devildomangel · 7 months ago
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MC: *Staring at a wall*
Mammon: oi! Human! The heck you starin' at that wall for?
MC:... They call it an egg salad because it's all just egg.
Mammon: What?
MC: They use hard boiled eggs and mayonaise... and mayonaise is made out of eggs. So it's just an egg salad.
Mammon:....
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Lucifer: Why are you two staring at a wall?
Mammon: you're not gon' believe this...
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thehappyastronaut · 8 months ago
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Here, have a garbage quality MS Paint comic
If any of y'all have done RW modding where you have to put your own hooks into the code, you'll know what I'm talking about lol. Like, who tf names their variables "num1, num2, etc." and "flag"???? And why is the whole EstablishRelationships() thing just a wall of code instead of a for loop?
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littledemo0n · 6 months ago
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The fact that i still have more ideas of scenes to transform i to this meme...hopefully no one has beated me to these yes
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mewo777 · 26 days ago
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i have thoughts about this show
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