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Can't believe Fjord would cheat on Jester like this. Looking sexy in front of OTHER PEOPLE!? WITHOUT HER TO SEE!?!?! Unbelievable 🤬😤
#for legal reasons this is a joke#critical role#tag team at the teeth#fjord stone#fjord cr#fjord tusktooth#travis willingham#covered in blood and cuts#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#critrole#crit role#critrole meme
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Happy daily pride doodle .05
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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces
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watching hannibal nbc smiling & nodding my head yes the entire time so everyone is aware that i fully condone murder cannibalism manipulation gaslighting dismemberment mutilation power imbalances medical malpractice kidnapping filicide codependency deeply unhealthy relationships violent acts as a conduit for sexual desire & as a way to express devotion abandoning your wife & kid for a serial killer & being overall a pretentious piece of shit
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I'm not on twitter, but I assume people are shit talking Orym again because the general vibe on my dash rn is this

#orym of the air ashari#cr discourse#courtesy of me#cr orym#cr memes#cr shitpost#orym get behind me#i'll protect you from these fuckass twitter users
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ultimately all post c3 Orym Discourse boils down to the fact that in the end he got a happy ending instead of being punished for never once falling for transparently dumb cult shit by people who desperately wanted this because they did fall for transparently dumb cult shit
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something I have noticed from gen z is that a lot of them seem to have this idea that anyone older than them isn't allowed to have conflict with them/no one who is older is allowed to be mad at them because they are young. "why are you beefing with a literal 23 year old". You are an adult...?
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im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies
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punk is when you look to your peers for approval that what you are doing is acceptable
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#perfect#beautiful#10/10 no notes#beauregard lionett#caleb widogast#phinease and ferb#perry the platypus#crossover#fanart#comic
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#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#chetney pock o'pea#dogs#bite history#text post meme#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#crit role#critrole meme
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Good News everyone!
My first Laudmoore smut!
You can find it here on ao3 (or under the keep reading if you don't want to bother ao3)
It's about 2800words
Basically Ashton and Launda are spending a rainy day in bed, sexy times ensue, Ashton has some realizations and kinda accidentally says "I love you" for the first time.
(Honestly not sure how I feel about it, but if I didn't get this thing written and posted I was worried I'd end up drowning it in a river)
Hope you enjoy!
Rain
“Ashton? Ashton, darling, did you hear what Orym just said?” asked Laudna. Ashton could feel her looking at them from where her head lay on his chest as his eyes remained determinedly closed. “Come on now, I know you’re awake,” she tried again, her fingers stroking his face.
Ashton gave a mumbled response as he held her tighter to their side. Laudna couldn’t be sure but it sounded something like “No,” and “Orym can fuck off.”
Laudna gave a light laugh in response to that, “Yes, that’s just it. Orym wanted us to know the market is closed from the rain storm, and that we’re staying here for the day.” Laudna’s fingers were still dancing across Ashton’s face.
Ashton took hold of her hand and kiss the palm of it, “Fucking Orym,” he said, finally opening their eyes, he held her hand to their cheek, enjoying the soft feel of it. “He fucking woke us up again to tell us we’re staying here?”
“I know, not the best course of action he could’ve taken. But at least we got doze that much longer,” said Laudna. Ashton did have to admit it had been nice; dozing on and off while listening to the rain, Laudna draped half across him, both of them still naked from the night before. About as good as any morning Ashton could hope for.
It had been pouring buckets outside when they both had initially gotten up, and because of the rain, the rest of the party had felt compelled to wait awhile before leaving, hoping the rain would at least let up a bit. It hadn’t, and Orym clearly had given up on that idea. And with the market being closed there really was no point in leaving the inn the party was staying at. They’d been hoping to get some supplies before leaving the city, but even if it stopped raining right this second, travel probably would’ve been too hazardous, if not outright impossible on the muddy roads.
Fuck it, I’m awake now, Ashton thought to themself, I’ll make the fucking most of it, before he rolled on top of Laudna, letting their weight sink into her. He wrapped their arms around her, knowing how much she loved to be held close.
Ashton always relished in the feel of her underneath them, still finding it hard to believe that she was with him. Absolutely fucking incredible, Ashton thought, looking down at this woman he was so head over heels for. She returned his look with a half-smile, still drowsy from their lazy morning, but no less pleased with their current positions.
Ashton looked down at Laudna, at this amazing and beautiful woman they still couldn’t fully believe was with him. She was unlike anyone he had ever met, and they relished in the fact that he was lucky enough to say that they were hers.
“What did Orym say? That we have an extra day here?” Ashton asked, as he kissed Laudna’s neck, “I can think of some ways to pass the time.” He moved above her to kiss the other side of her neck, his cock coming to full attention right up against her thigh.
“Ashton,” Laudna said, sounding a little breathless as she adjusted her neck, allowing them easier access. “Don’t,” she wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him even closer. “Stop,” she said in a tone that told him that was the last thing she wanted them to do.
“What was that? ‘Ashton, don’t stop?’” he asked, their tone teasing, as he kissed her collarbone.
She giggled at the flippant question before she cradled his face between her hands, forcing him to look up at her. “You know exactly what I meant, we should get up. Get something to eat—”
Laudna’s sentence was interrupted by Ashton taking one of her nipples into his mouth, his teeth lightly grazing it. She closed her eyes as she let out a breathless moan. When she opened them again, Ashton was looking directly at her, their mouth still on her, an expectant look on his face. Ashton could tell from the look in her eyes that she wanted his mouth and tongue elsewhere on her.
Ashton let go of her with a wet pop and gave her a quick peck on the lips before he moved to nuzzle her neck. “I don’t know about you” he said, his voice sounding rough and deep with want, “but I definitely have something I could eat already in this room.” He let out a deep exhale, warming the skin of her neck.
Ashton felt Laudna shudder at the sudden warmth. “Fuck it,” she said, as if she had needed much convincing at all. “We have all day,” before she reached down and grabbed Ashton’s cock, giving it a gentle tug.
“Fuck yeah we do,” Ashton said in a soft groan. He had to restrain themself from rutting into her hand.
Laudna looked like she might have been about to say something when Ashton put his mouth on Launda’s previously neglected nipple, swirling their tongue over like he had just done to other one. Whatever she had been about to say was lost to a moan.
Ashton let go with another wet pop and started kissing their way down her torso, knowing where she really wanted him. Laudna lifted the blanket over his head entirely, allowing her to safely grip his geode hair through it.
Fully under the blanket and between her legs, Ashton wrapped his arms around Laudna’s thighs, and hooked her legs over their shoulders, ensuring she was in the perfect position for him. Ashton gave a wide and slow swipe of their tongue upward, knowing how much she loved the warm feel of him against her cool skin. Ashton smiled when he felt the shiver this sent through Laudna, enjoying how much pleasure it gave her more than the act itself.
Ashton could feel her gripping his hair through the blanket, and though they weren’t coming in as clearly, they could hear her moans of pleasure through the blanket and from between her thighs as he spelled the alphabet out on her clit. Ashton couldn’t help the smile that broke out across their face, thrilled that she was making those noises and that he was the reason why.
As Laudna started getting close, Ashton eased their tongue off of her, not quite ready for this part to be over yet. He maneuvered a bit lower down, wanting to do this properly. When his tongue entered her, she gave an involuntary squeeze of her legs around Ashton’s head. They could still taste his chilled spent from the night before, but that didn’t faze him in the least bit, it wasn’t the first time nor would it be the last time.
Fuck, there really isn’t much I wouldn’t do for her, thought Ashton, knowing most people probably would’ve been too weirded or grossed out by this. But Ashton couldn’t have cared less, he adored everything about Laudna; she was one of the most unique and interesting people he’d ever met, and he was enamored with everything about her. Which included her being undead, and all that came with it.
Fuck, what wouldn’t I do for her, thought Ashton, following through his line of thinking. He’d obviously kill for her, anyone in the party really, so there wasn’t much stock in that. Would I fucking die for her though? Ashton found himself wondering, and the thought struck him like lightning, he absolutely would. No question.
Yeah, I absolutely would fucking die for her, Ashton thought, hells, I think I’ve been willing this whole fucking time. Ashton thought back to when Laudna had actually died, how those had been some of the worst days of his life, other than the days after his fall. At the time he thought it was the guilt he felt from running from that fight, but now, since being with her, and having the gift of hindsight, Ashton realized they’d had feelings for her even then. He’d just been too stupid to realize it.
He thought back to that time, even though it still pained them now. He thought about how they had desperately tried to get Imogen to contact Jiana Hexum, wanting to make another deal. A deal that probably would have cost him more than his first with Hexum, but one Ashton would’ve taken without hesitation, if it only meant Laudna would be brought back.
It finally occurred to Ashton that his offering to do that was as close to dying for Laudna as he could’ve gotten in that moment. But Imogen hadn’t understood what Ashton had been asking, so Jiana was never contacted.
Ashton was about to say something, maybe, when he felt Laudna shift, “Ashton?” he heard Laudna calling, her grip through the blanket tight. “I’m close,” she said, her voice sounded almost desperate.
He thought about continuing, but he was gripped by the sudden urge to see her, to hold her face between his hands, reassure himself that she was here and that she was fine. Better than fine even. Before he could think about it, he let go of her legs and made his out from under the blanket. They were both back in their earlier position, him above her, arms wrapped tight, holding her close, and her arms around his neck. She looked at bit confused at his sudden appearance which sent a pang of guilt through him, but before she could question them, he leaned down and kissed her, desperately.
Ashton tried to convey all his thoughts and emotions into that kiss, how much she meant to them, what he would do for her, how much she had changed him for the better.
When they finally broke apart, Ashton was gasping and found himself burying their face into Laudna’s neck, wanting to just breath her in as much as he could. He felt Laudna tenderly stroke the back of his neck, “Ashton,” she said carefully, “are you alright? Do you want to stop?”
Ashton suddenly realized how this must look to Laudna, and he scrambled for an answer that would ease her mind. “No, no. I’m fucking good. Just got a bit lost in my head.” He pulled back from her neck and brought both hands to either side of her face, holding her there for just a moment before kissing her cheek. “I can explain later. Nothing bad. Just got lost in thought.” He adjusted their position slightly, so that his cock was right against her entrance. “Right fucking now, I just want to be as close to you as fucking possible.”
Laudna gave him an appraising look before she kissed the corner of his mouth. “Alright. But I want to know what got you so distracted,” she said.
“Don’t worry,” Ashton said as he entered her, “I don’t think it’s anything you’ll be surprised at.” Laudna didn’t respond, just let out a low moan as Ashton slowly worked his way inside her. Ashton shuddered as he did this, they weren’t as sensitive to temperature as someone who’s skin wasn’t made of stone, but it still always took them a moment to adjust to the cool feel of her on his cock.
Fully sheathed inside her, Ashton took a moment to cradle Laudna’s face again, still slightly disbelieving that this was their life. They had been about to say something when Laudna gave him a surprise kiss as she wrapped her legs around their waist.
“Are you just going to keep staring at me, or are you going to fucking move?” Laudna asked him, her smile and tone teasing, her fingers digging into their shoulder blades in mock annoyance.
Ashton returned the taunting grin, “Fucking on it,” he said before they started rocking into her. He used one hand to grip her thigh, pulling her even closer into him while the other one continued to cradle her face. They kissed deeply, swallowing each other’s moans.
As Ashton rocked into her, finding their familiar rhythm, and hit that sweet spot within her that always drove her wild. He broke their kiss, wanting to hear her clearly, and instead started kissing at her pulse point, though it really wasn’t much of one. He smiled to themself as the sound of Laudna, moaning with every movement, filled his ears.
Without warning, Ashton started to slowly pull back into a kneeling position, taking Laudna with him, her legs still wrapped around his waist, and her hands gripping and digging into his back.
“Wanted to feel you,” Ashton said by way of explanation, still maintaining his rhythm.
“Thought you were already doing that,” Laudna replied, humoring them. Ashton chuckled at that, gripping her thigh even tighter as he maintained his pace. If Laudna wasn’t undead, he probably would leave bruises. They lightly brushed her cheek with his thumb before kissing her again.
“I wanted,” he shuddered slightly, “I want to feel the weight of you. As much of you as I fucking can. Right now,” Ashton said. Laudna nodded in understanding, she loved feeling the weight of Ashton on her, so this wasn’t something she needed explained to her.
They continued, the only sound coming from them were the moans and grunts of pleasure. As Ashton kept his steady pace, Laudna kissed every part of him that she could. It wasn’t until Laudna reached her hand down to finger herself, that Ashton finally spoke again. He gently pulled her hand away before kissing it delicately. “No, let me do that,” he said, wanting all her pleasure to come directly from him. “Let me do that for you.” Laudna didn’t argue with him, just buried her face into his neck and let the pleasure of his callused fingers wash over her.
“Ashton,” Laudna said, struggling to get the words out between moans. “I’m getting close.”
“Okay, together then,” was all he said.
Laudna, not trusting herself to speak again, simply nodded in agreement and kissed him deeply. When they both finally went over the edge, it was together. Ashton never wavered, working Laudna through her orgasm, not fully stopping until they were both settled and could do nothing but limply hold onto each other.
It wasn’t until Ashton had finally caught his breath and felt their heartbeat settle back down again, did he finally lean both Laudna and him back down onto the bed, pulling out of her as he did this, both of them shuttering at the sensation. They peppered her face in butterfly kisses before he rolled onto his back and pulled her onto their chest.
“Let’s just lay here, just a bit fucking longer,” said Ashton, their voice dripping with contentment, his face buried into her hair, their arms wrapped around her like he never wanted to let go. Laudna said nothing, just nestled in further, more than happy to give them this while she listened to the beat of his heart.
When it seemed like Ashton was starting to drift off back to sleep again, Laudna looked up and gave him a beaming smile before giving him a quick kiss on the tip of their nose. “Come on sleepy head, as tempting as it is, we can’t spend all day in bed.”
Ashton didn’t respond at first. Seemingly lost in thought again. “Fuck, I love you,” they thought in a daze.
Laudna’s mouth opened in surprise, “What?” she said, clearly caught off guard by what Ashton had just said.
Ashton froze, suddenly realizing they had said that out loud and not just to themself. “Fuck! Sorry, I didn’t,” Ashton fumbled for what to say, “I didn’t mean to say that, or, I did, but not like that.” When Laudna didn’t say anything, just continued to stare at him open mouthed, Ashton desperately tried to save the situation. “You don’t have to fucking say it back. Unless you feel the same. Or if you want to, I guess?”
Before Ashton could flounder anymore, Laudna stopped him with a kiss. “Ashton, is that what got you all distracted earlier? That you wanted to tell me you love me?” she asked.
Ashton took a moment before answering, “Yeah. Basically. That’s it. I...” he took a deep breath before continuing, “I love you Laudna—”
Ashton was about to say she didn’t need to say it back when she cut him off. “I love you too. Of course I love you! How could I not?” she said, quickly followed by another kiss. When she pulled away, she had a beaming smile on her face.
Ashton felt himself relax with relief. He knew he hadn’t meant to say that, but it’s not like it wasn’t true. They fucking loved Laudna, and they would do anything for her. He could tell her what they had actually thinking about to say another time. Right now, he just wanted to lay here with her and listen to the rain.
#this was inspired by the breaking benjamin and sleep token song of the same name#thank fuck this is finally done#i kept changing everything because nothing felt right#but i finally did it#my first laudmoore smut :3#nobody look at me#i'm kidding i'm kidding#... mostly#critical role#laudmoore#ashton greymoore#laudna#ashton x laudna#laudna x ashton#smut#cr fanfic#cr fic#fanfiction#fanfic#courtesy of me#critrole#bells hells#bell's hells#ao3#the mortifying ordeal of being known
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“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you
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