#but the old fucks gotta go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hi so, feel free to ignore this, but you're the only person I know who's read all of Animorphs and I'm plugging my way through the zip file that went around a few months ago and I had a question about the mechanics of morphing. In the earlier books it seemed to me like the morphers natural body is unchanged and will be returned to as is when out of morph, but in the last couple books I read (42, 43) I feel like it was implied that the narrator (Marco and Tobias respectively) used morphing to heal their base bodies. Did I misread things or is there some inconsistencies? Thank you for reading!

There are a lot of inconsistencies in Animorphs but no, morphing has always healed their base bodies as well as the morph being healthy each time. This has resulted in almost two decades of wild fan theories about how the fuck the Animorphs age, what "counts" as a body alteration that should be reverted vs one that shouldn't (re: Rachel's earrings and various discussions of haircuts throughout the series, as well as one point where Ax talks about tailblade removal being a potential court martial punishment) and far, far too much discourse over whether or not Jake is still circumcised.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?

[magikkittenz]

something about finding safety in a bed that's long been empty

[macksartblock]

I’ve been stressed about an upcoming family vacation so here’s some dumb work sketches that amuse me

[agir1ukn0w]

listen up freaks, I will enjoy my interpretations of Dracula as a truly monstrous creature representing disease and abuse and terror AND as a cunning, drop-dead gorgeous, bitchy sex god

[puffpawstries]

hello 2024 my friend has dragged me back into my Osomatsu-san brain rot,,,so have a wip

also happy birthday neets this is so crazy

[mrsaltieri-real]

Sam Carpenter as a Girlfriend (SFW and NSFW)

Sam Carpenter as a girlfriend (with fem!afab!reader)

A/N: Just realised this will be my last post as a 22 year old as it’s my birthday tomorrow and I’ve never written anything for my best girl before. Disgraceful. So let’s start off with some Headcanons!

SFW

Initially, it takes her a while to trust you

She wanted just a fling to start with but found she couldn’t stop thinking about you and it was driving her nuts

Eventually plucks up the courage to ask you out and is just so relieved when you say yes

She’d be very hesitant on dates and try and avoid talking about herself as much as possible

Is still on edge after everything with Richie and his family, she doesn’t know if you’re just using her

She has really bad trust issues, will need a lot of reassurance that you’re in it for the long run

Will take her a few months to begin to open up about herself

Once she does? Oh boy.

Honestly the sweetest girlfriend ever

She’ll open doors for you, pull out your chair for you, kiss your hand

She’s just a sweetie

Loves taking her girlfriend on dates to the movies so she has an excuse to hold your hand or put her arm around you

Likes to lie down with her head in your lap and just chat to you about the most mundane things, enjoying the normality

ADORES it when you play with her hair

She’s just so SOFT with you

But extremely overprotective

Considering what she’s been through can you blame her?

Anyone looks at you the wrong way she’ll immediately get defensive

She’ll honestly square up to a 6ft5 boxer if they made you even a little uncomfortable

Will honestly knock a bitch out for you and have no regrets

She likes it when you cook for her

Even if you’re an awful cook she’ll eat every last bite of it

Likes to get stoned and laugh with you all fucking night

Works overtime at her job just so she can treat you to date nights, jewelry, clothes, everything

When you tell her to stop she’ll shut you DOWN

Loved to cuddle, more in private

Gushes about you to Tara

Will watch you sleep for hours on end just asking herself how she got so lucky to find someone like you

Her main love languages are words of affirmation, gift giving and quality time

She’s seriously an amazing girlfriend

NSFW

Sam is a FREAK I don’t make the rules

She’s a dom, a goddamn top

Has a high sex drive for sure

Channels her inner rage and bloodlust into fucking you stupid

She’s an ass and thigh girl with a soft spot for tits

But HEAVY on the thighs

She’ll tie you down and grind her clit on your thigh till she cums

And make you do the same to her, literally manhandle you into her and force your hips to move

Owns a strap, scratch that, she has an entire collection of sex toys that she’ll use on you

Treat her strap like it’s her own cock

She’ll make you gag on it, beg for it, fuck your hand with it

Really really gets her going when your sucking her off, looking up into her eyes

Her hands will be on your head, forcing it down your throat

Likes to finger you. Like, REALLY likes to finger you

Then force her fingers into your mouth and make you taste yourself

Same when she’s eating you cunt, she’ll make out with you hard afterward

Likes you to know how wet she’s made you

Her favourite positions with the strap are missionary and doggy

Doggy because she likes the view and it allows her to spank you (she loves spanking)

Missionary because it allows her to kiss you, choke you, rub your clit

A big dirty talker. Not much on degradation but has a massive praise kink on both ends

Likes when you tell her how good she feels, likes to tell you how good you are, how amazing you taste, how good you feel

Really loves phone sex, hearing you get off to her words is just such a turn on for her

She does enjoy scissoring but she prefers thigh riding

Likes when you scratch her up with your nails hard enough to draw blood

Expect to be marked up to holy hell when she is done with you

She really loves to leave hickeys everywhere

You neck, chest, stomach, thighs

Everywhere

Has a big ol’ blood kink that she can’t help

Same with a knife kink

But she’s very calculated with how she incorporates that, the last thing she’d want to do is scare you away

Can and will go down on you for hours, overstimulate the hell out of you and not stop till SHE is done with tasting you

But she loves to receive just as much

She’ll literally fuck your face till your a whimpering, drooling mess

Likes to make you ride her face, will die happily suffocated by your cunt

Sometimes it’s like she a woman possessed and she just can’t control herself when she’s around you

But this is all when she entirely trusts you

After Richie and how he treated her it took her a while to let someone see that side of her

The aftercare is sweet

She’ll clean you up, leaving kisses on every mark she left and just be so gentle with you

Likes to take showers with you and help you clean yourself up

You’ll fall asleep to her tracing her fingers over the hickeys she’d left scattered across your body

[arlathen]

i've been thinking lately about. The Things They Set Up In Origins. i know they didn't make origins planning for it to be a series but there are surely things they had decided about the world at that point that wouldn't come into play until far down the line.

anyway specifically i'm thinking about the term "archdemon". which we could write off as being a facet of origins' 2edgy4u naming -- this is the same creative team that named the enemies. darkspawn. but like. a demon is a specific thing in dragon age. it is not just "evil thing catch-all" -- it's specifically a corrupted spirit. the implication is "very powerful spirit corrupted [by the blight]"

and. i keep thinking about how solas often depicts the big black wolf as a separate entity from himself -- it looms over him, it runs along side him, it heels to his command. i like reading it as symbolic but i like reading it as quite literal too. i wonder if the "dread wolf" isn't solas' archdemon.

the way that the black wolf imagery is used most often is also in a... like, they're solas' worst impulses. the black wolf represents his worst self. it's the weight of duty and the violence he must commit. it's the open jaws that devour the world. and. with what solas says about corypheus' archdemon being bonded to him.

one thing i find really interesting about the way dragon age writes spirits and demons is that they're often traits that can be twisted benevolently or malevolently. justice, in the wrong circumstances, can become vengeance. wisdom, in the wrong circumstances, can become pride.

do the evanuris have archdemons because they are powerful or are they powerful because they have archdemons? corypheus had to invest some of his power in his "archdemon" to bond with it -- i wonder if the evanuris' -- and solas' -- archdemons are invested with parts of their spirits. maybe even some sort of effort to separate the sides of the coin. mythal can embody justice and her archdemon embodies vengeance. solas can embody wisdom and his archdemon embodies pride. the god is the spirit and the archdemon is, well, the demon.

[felixcosm]

sometimes i think about juno telling rita she's fired to lure her out and rita's little hopeful voice going 'mistah steel? 🥺' and i hear my heart breaking all over again

[reireichu]

dearest gentle reader, it is with sincere regret and pain that i must inform you that as of s02e07, ARMAND STILL HAS NOT YET FUCKED THE OLD MAN.

[bookshelfpassageway]

Got called out in chat for being bad at marvel rivals for the first time and I’m being SO brave about it o7

[buglaur]

[demonicnarwhale]

So uh guh here's my 2nd project for my Digital Imaging class wheeee. God I made Crowbar look too Irish here (weeps) but uaghhhh it's done!!! I drew the sillies!!!

The paper is 17 x 22 inches and glossy or something like that so the photo I took is kinda wonky since the lighting would reflect too much off of Snowy

Also my professor was like "I wouldn't trust this man, with his crowbar and that bouquet. She looks like she calls the shots though. What's that cone thing she's holding" and then I got to tell him some tidbits like how that's a lancet and then how Crowbar's name is exactly that and that he's the most sensical out of the group teehee and my professor just went "well he's probably knocking sense into the others! Literally!!"

some small details i love but didn't love drawing

[genderjester]

most annoying parental-ish figure in the world and his adoptive son of sorts who's been in his rebellious teen phase since primary school

[mocksfate]

♚ 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 ─ are you answering it ? / © ( a fantasy rpg multimuse feat. 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐨𝐬𝐬, 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐝𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚 & 𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧. revivified by 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚. )

[nr1carambaceo]

Sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibidiest of them all😋

Okay I have to admit I really gotta stop posting something and then vanish chat😞😞🙏🙏

Anyways have some human caramba doodles and one with his exo skeleton because I just came up with a new design for bro but my art hasn't been arting recently so mb if the art looks like it got high

Again for like the 4th time or so I'm sorry for disappearing a lot my interest for Zak storm kept coming and going away because I just got back interested into ninjago but dw gang my interest for Zak storm will never leave🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏

Also mb for the design of carambas clothes it still not rlly decided how I want it so mb🙏🙏