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i think ame induced derangement is real. i think exposure to ame builds up an aggression. like it starts off as being annoyed and irritated by him when hes being annoying and irritating. but the more you have to be around him the more the aggression becomes really violent, while the reasoning becomes less and less rational. and one day hes going yum eating a burger and you feel overwhelmed with the urge to slam his face flat against the table
#aph america#once you hit america you can't stop hitting him and next thing you know he's dead#the biggest victim to this? you'd never imagine who...#but i think it applies to like. everyone#england one day being like i want to hit america and then he books a plane ticket to go hit america#(extends hand) lets beat up america together#is this like tomie i dont know i forgot#cana is like that about ame due to too much ame exposure
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#talks#i dont think its inherently. Well like. people can have built-in euphoric response to cheeseburger.#why was he moaning.#Hi everyone. please be normal on my post which was meant to be a joke about my opinion.#and was never meant to be a generalized opinion that I am saying applies to you.
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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“If byler were both girls nobody wou-“ yes they would! as someone who grew up sapphic I would love them even more!
@rainyydazze Ty for putting this in my brain
#lesbyler#is this rule 63? are they trans? you decide!#stranger things#byler#rainyydazze#will byers#mike wheeler#unintentional but I just realized hair-do Michelle looks just like Nancy :’-)#I also realized the bike is huge but let’s just say it’s Jonathan’s old bike#I’m usually not big on quote unquote genderbending#mainly because it can get into ignorance and insensitivity towards trans issues#but I also love the idea of lesbian byler bc I grew up lesbian and I relate to these characters a lot!#it’s cute!#but yea I was thinking about adding the rest of the party/el but I refrained from it#bc I want to allow people to decide whether the switch in genders applies to everyone or just byler#st#stranger things fanart#fanart#illustration#drawing#art#artists on tumblr#byler fanart
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The existence of Ratio's vertical pupils indicate that his species evolved as potentially apex ambush predators, while Aventurine's more diamond-shaped pupils suggest Avgins occupied a middle rung of the Sigonian food chain, with divided need to both track prey and maintain wide-angle vision to identify predatory threats. In this essay, I will--
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#2am shitpost coming atcha#but I do actually think one of the funniest things about Honkai Star Rail#that just never gets acknowledged#is that just about everyone comes from a different planet#with a long enough history that even if they were all initially human#they would have successfully genetically diversified into separate species#like every ship in Star Rail is an inter-species romance#and actually sitting down to think about the genetic science#behind some of these character design choices#makes it all ridiculously funny#catch Dr. Ratio back on his home planet lurking in the bushes#using that insane depth perception to slingshot his dinner into submission#😂😂😂#everything is funny if you apply too much logic to it
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My real time reaction of watching an American influencer spread straight up lies about my country because they lived/visited there at some point
#“some DISGUSTING truths about korea” oh okay- i mean sure yeah. Racism is still pretty intense in Korea- I can understand how-#“60% of men and 81% of women think cheating is GOOD for their relationship” WHAT.#WE LITERALLY DON'T????#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STATISTIC THAT YOU PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS#“it's super cheap to live and buy food in korea” NO??#WE HAVE THE SAME SHITTY ECONOMY AS YOU FAM- THE PRICES AREN'T FUCKING “3 TO 4 DOLLARS” PER MEAL???#HAVE YOU BEEN EATING PACKETS OF PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST DINNER AND LUNCH?? WHAT?#and then they mentioned the racism which yeah- like I said-#it's a big problem there- that's a totally valid point#but 60% OF MEN 81% OF WOMEN DO NOT THINK CHEATING IS GOOD??#I think I'm more concerned about how many people were wholeheartedly believing it in the comments like- please at least ask her to site her#sources other than her own experience#I UNDERSTAND that you had a relationship with a korean guy once and he cheated on you and had a whole other girlfriend but MAYBE have you#considered that you just had a really shitty boyfriend and that it doesn't apply to everyone else
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of course you can read necros and cavs as a parallel to the gender binary bc A) you can do whatever you want forever and B) yeah there's plenty of textual evidence comparing the necro-cav bond to a marriage. however one thing i think many of these discussions keep missing is the fact that most people in the nine houses are not necros or cavs and do in fact exist outside of this binary. which would make it. not really much of a binary
#get ur warm takes here#i know other people have said this already but i really feel like this binary idea has proliferated recently#but i get it i mean in the books we have almost zero exposure to House citizens living outside this 'binary'#so it is a binary in the sense that you can apply it to our major characters who are from the nine houses#but i'm just not sure about extrapolating it to the whole fictional society#i do think there are comparisons to be drawn here i just don't think enough discussions account for this third group being most of#the population.#like do a thematic analysis for sure but personally i would stop short of saying 'joh created a new gender binary and forced everyone into#it' bc. what about all those other offscreen characters who are neither necro nor cav#the locked tomb#nonasbirthday
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stolen divinity
#i started this months ago and was likE OKAY LETS JUST FINISH THIS#so here you are#fhjy#jaceporter#porter cliffbreaker#jace stardiamond#i wanted to draw cool outfits#fantasy high#d20#where they actually have a plan that works au#it lasts a week tops#porter is still wearing his cargo pants everyone calm down#he gets a high ponytail because ascension applies to that as well#i think jace would flourish like he was one more parent teacher conference away from casting fireball centered on himself anyways
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I hit 'em with the human beam
#I've had this in my mind for a good while#it is so so funny seeing some of them without their defining features or hair colors.#fuck it. trito no ears#RENA NO FANGS#jilon looking pretty much exactly the same. god#my art#splatoon ocs#splatoon#humanization#trito#rena#kinoga#agara#kanu#denchu#jilon#for everyone wondering->#trito: malaysian#maggie: white...................japanese#rena: indian#kinoga: nigerian/japanese#agara: mexican#kanu: native hawaiian#denchu: filipino#jilon: chinese#this probably does not apply directly to splatoon world I just like thinking about them if human#anyways I'm giving all of them a kissy#excited for people in the notes to go ‘(COUNTRY NAME) MENTIONED’#my ocs#maguro
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I just wanted to play with color on Toyotarou's art and I these panels spark the most joy
#dbtag#vegebul#geets doin his best to figure out how to be chill with pda#letting anybody put hands on his thighs in a shared space is so 🤌🤌 🤌 veggie love him wife ur honor#love seeing a man putting in the work to ✨heal✨#every day I think about how the daima writer is mostly known for slice of life/romance anime and I'm EYES EMOJI#at how that's going to apply to a DB story like......good. hell yeah.#edit#yes I DID cut everyone else out to make these solo panels no I cannot be stopped#i'm so mad about how much emotion toyotarou can put on vegeta's face without deknitting his eyebrows askljdasjk i'm gonna eat this art#and gain its power
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Equally Invalid
#trafficshipping#smallidarity#<- shipping rlly isn't the main main focus here but it ends on the kiss so I'm scared to tag anything else lol#cw blood#my art#animatic#it's more like. visuals for character analysis thoughts. because this is way more fun for all of us than writing it all out as an essay#I don't expect you guys to. Get it btw or at least not all of it alot of this is very self indulgent and jumps around the timeline#it's like 99% just for me but still. I hope the smallidarity enjoyers of the world can get smth out of it at least lol#very very very happy for ppl to ask abt specific scenes if ur interested ofc#I prefer not to spell out what things mean cus like. It's more fun for me thinking of ppl applying their own thoughts onto my stuff.#but if you ask I will yap forever god bless#if you want you can play a game of spot the jojo reference. and spot the utena reference#ANYWAY YEAH WOO scott and joel content yes yes yes woo!!!!#do they have a duo name like. at all. is that a thing#happy pride everyone
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what's fun about shipping Tim with Dick, Jason, or Damian is he has, at some point, hallucinated all of them to comfort himself. even when he doesn't like them or particularly get along with them, he has to imagine/hallucinate them just so he has the power to go on. Tim's concepts of the Robin mantle and what it should be is so fun, because he respects the others through the Robin mantle. Tim worships Dick because he was the first Robin. he wouldn't be Robin if Jason hadn't died in the mantle. and a lot of his frustration with Damian is he feels Damian isn't honoring the mantle correctly. when you ship Tim with the other Robins you can't divorce their identities as Robin from it because Tim will always see them as a Robin first and that's so fun and fucked up. like.
batman (1940) #456
Tim perceiving Dick as *Robin* cheering him on, not Nightwing, which is the version of Dick that Tim actually knows? that's just. wild of him. he will always view Dick as Robin first, his personal hero but also the original of the legacy. his love for Dick is shaped by that.
and then of course, even when he's hallucinating/imagining Jason cheering him on, it's *still* through the lense of being reminded how Jason failed? subconsciously believing that Jason got himself killed because of his actions, and that being a lesson for Tim to learn from? Jason isn't a person to Tim, he's a moral lesson about how to be Robin. any potential idolization he could have of Jason isn't because he loves Jason, it's because of the lessons Jason's death taught him.
and then, even though him hallucinating TIm is from the New-52, which makes characterization all kinds of questionable, i do think it makes sense for TIm to hallucinate/imagine Damian after Damian's death in an attempt to cope with it.
teen titans (2011) #18
to an extend, he sees Damian's death as in part his own fault. and even hating Damian, Tim needs the comfort from this to cope with Damian being gone. he's angry that Damian even was Robin, and has to learn something from Damian's death and how it impacts the Robin mantle, and teenage heroes as a whole. like, Tim can pretend he hates Damian all he wants, even getting taunted by the image of Damian, but there's still an underlying love to their relationship.
i think that's just the fun of shipping Tim with any of them. you will never divorce Tim's views of them from the Robin mantle and how fucking Unwell he is about anyone else who's been Robin before or after him, to the point he has to hallucinate them comforting him when he's at his lowest. it's always going to be a little unhealthy, a little toxic, and driven by Tim's relationship with being Robin as well. i need more Tim being weird about Robin in these ships.
#necrotic festerings#batcest#jaytim#dicktim#damitim#this post was first going to just be about tim hallucinating damian but i got carried away thinking about the identity crisis arc#have whatever this is.#idk if there's much of a thesis other than “tim's fucking weird about the robin mantle and that should extend to shipping too”#been meaning to post this for forever#finally got around to it though so yay me.#now i need to go work on my jaytim in the new-52 thoughts bc. i have a whole post planned.#a stack of comics next to me for research and everything. god help me.#ALSO while rereading to grab panels#why is it that everyone talks about how jason says “robin is magic” in an attempt to mischaracterize him as sunshine boy#and not the fact that tim *also* says robin is magic?#like it's not a jason thing. it's a robin mantle thing.#that's just what robin *is*. it doesn't say much about jason's character for him to say that when he's robin. it just means he's robin.#the robin mantle is magic. that's the point.#and you could argue that's more of a meta thing that exists on the wavelength of how children where supposed to project onto robin#moreso than an in-universe commentary on what the robin mantle is#(honestly the same argument applies to tim hallucinating here for like. meta intent vs in-universe meaning.)#i hesitate to even call it hallucination it's more like. daydreaming coping.#giving a face to his internal monologue type thing and this is just how the medium depicts it#also it was just sexy and cool for characters to hallucinate loved ones in the 90s in comics. it was a convention of the genre.#but still my point stands. tim pictures all of these ppl as robin first internally#and he self soothes using their image in his head. that's wild of him like what#tim you are weird about the robin mantle more than anyone else i give you that.
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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.
#I see everyone talking about the nuances when you look at Merlin through [x] lens#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPY LENS#WE CAN’T KEEP SLEEPING ON THE SLEEPY LENS#(can u tell I'm exhausted)#see this reads as if I'm joking but I'm actually being SO serious. I think the lack of rest was a significant factor in Merlin's conduct#IF he got a solid 8 hours of sleep + 2 hours minimum JUST to himself everyday uninterrupted... I just know things would turn out different#like it isn't even asking for much. decent sleep + a frankly sad amount of down-time. and yet. I know he didn't get that w those 3 jobs#ugh#he must have been TIRED do you hear me#even applies to morgana she looked tired tbh. those prophetic dreams probably weren't great for restfulness. sad what she did but#she did seem sleepy#okay ignore this I am going through it. extrinsic intrinsic coagulation pathways have gotten to me if u know what I mean#actually wait no if anyone sees this don't ignore it#HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SLEEPY and everyone must understand. SLEEPy.#I hope I do not wake up and reread this and wonder why I posted this. but like I feel like I am the correctest person on planet earth rn#I've been thinking abt merlin's nap deprived state for years now tbh#merlin#bbc merlin
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Everyone wanting Purple Hawke carnally through sheer magnetism is all well and good, but I personally like the idea of Blue Hawke showing people the first bit of kindness and respect they’ve gotten in years and can’t help fall in love with them.
#Hawke#Dragon Age#Dragon Age II#Anders#Fenris#Isabela#Merrill#Sebastian Vael#I feel like this only gets applied to Handers but I think it def applies to everyone else#You think Isabela wouldn’t be charmed when Blue Hawke offers their hand so she can step down a cliff?#You think Fenris wouldn’t be crumbling on the inside when Blue Hawke listens to everything he says#You think Merrill wouldn’t be near brought to tears when Blue Hawke brings her food so she can focus on her mirror#You think Sebastian wouldn’t be like ‘oh no’ when Hawke remembers things he said to Blue Hawke#Of course I remembered! it’s important to you!
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Day 63: Stupid
It's ok to be wrong sometimes.......right?
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#amy rose#amy rose daily#sonic#sth#sonic fanart#please donate!#amy rose fanart#day 63#this is vent art tbh but I think it applies to Amy as well#everytime I read a Metamy fic and Amy wants to save Metal#and everyone is like: What no thats stupid and dangerous!!#and yet I know that if SONIC asked / encouraged saving Metal he'd get almost no pushback#her friends should actually trust her i think#tho I think part of that is the fandom liking to villianize her or use her an a character with “bad ideas”#cough * those sonadow fics where Amy implies Sonic shouldn't trust Shadow Cough*#anyway oops#sorry for complaining about fandom of all things I just.......Amy deserves more man#trust her#shes awesome#luckily bad Amy in sonadow fics is much rarier nowadays - its few and far between
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like five commissions would solve so many of my problems right now …. 🌀you want to commission me🌀…. 🌀you want to look at my pinned post and you want to commission me sooooo bad🌀…….
a few recent commissions ⬇️
been loving leaning into more illustration/poster work and would love to do more!!
#i’m like out of options LOL#like everyone else i’ve been applying to probably hundreds of jobs and like everyone else i can’t get SHIT#my options are 1) stay out here and suffer 2) beg my parents to help me move home and REALLY truly suffer (this one isn’t really an option)#or like 3) go lay in the dirt indefinitely idk i’m in over my head and i made a mistake moving but it’s too late to back out!#going home wouldn’t be good for anyone least of all me!#idk i feel like everyone is judging me for thinking i had it good then falling flat on my face anyways#i feel like it was some kind of sick joke that i finally for once felt stable and happy just to get it yanked away from me#and be worse off than before#sorry i’m really emotional because i’ve been going through it so hard for so long and i’m really exhausted#i hate getting on here and begging for work but idk what else to do right now#mine#arty art
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