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starcurtain · 4 months ago

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The existence of Ratio's vertical pupils indicate that his species evolved as potentially apex ambush predators, while Aventurine's more diamond-shaped pupils suggest Avgins occupied a middle rung of the Sigonian food chain, with divided need to both track prey and maintain wide-angle vision to identify predatory threats. In this essay, I will--

#honkai star rail #aventurine #dr. ratio #2am shitpost coming atcha #but I do actually think one of the funniest things about Honkai Star Rail #that just never gets acknowledged #is that just about everyone comes from a different planet #with a long enough history that even if they were all initially human #they would have successfully genetically diversified into separate species #like every ship in Star Rail is an inter-species romance #and actually sitting down to think about the genetic science #behind some of these character design choices #makes it all ridiculously funny #catch Dr. Ratio back on his home planet lurking in the bushes #using that insane depth perception to slingshot his dinner into submission #😂😂😂#everything is funny if you apply too much logic to it

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