Wrath of the Righteous is a comedy to me from stopping cultists in the name of baphomet (with some help from the boys), being unable to blend in with cultists a second time (no help from Seelah), having to convince cultists we only killed them because their drip was wrong (Woljif wtf) to possible options being so down bad asap for the Commander (Lann, Sosiel-are you good? The closet-council demon and that other hellrider one I get but like.....this fast????), turning the Crusade into a tourist marketing scheme thing for profit, telling a Lilitu to turn into a plant (by ACCIDENT), getting drunk for science
but I think so far some of my favourite moments are Seelah and Sosiel, DURING the war for Drezen with EVERYONE fighting and screaming and dying and killing in the background gossiping about Lann's little crush
And also that somehow Lann and Woljif keep ending up on the same councils lol
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just out of curiosity bc some people I know with glasses can just go a few hours or a day without them and be chill but I need them on all the time or I’ll go crazy
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Ellie and Raven have a complex relationship
So! This is an AU where Dan is Trigon, and Ellie joined the Teen Titans. It's not really a Story, but I thought it was funny.
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Robin: I have a Question for the two of you.
Ellie: What's up?
Raven: Hm?
Robin: You guys call eachother Sisters, Cousins, and in one case you called eachother Aunt and Niece. What's your exact relation?
Ellie: Well that's tricky. See, my Dad is the King of the Infinite Realms, and his true name is Danny. Raven's dad is Trigon, but his true name is Dante.
Robin: And are Danny and Dante brothers?
Raven: No, not technically. See, Dante is an Evil Alternate Future Version of Danny, so they are technically the same Person. But then Dante came to the past, got beaten by Danny, and got shoved into a Mortal body for a while.
Ellie: If that was all, they we could just call eachother Sisters or Cousins. Our Dad's are technically the Same Person, but they consider eachother Brothers.
Raven: Except Ellie isn't a normal daughter.
Robin: What? How?
Ellie: I'm technically a Clone if Danny, not his Daughter. So I'm simultaneously Raven's Sister, Cousin, and Parent since I'm a Copy of a version of her Dad, but I could also be considered her Aunt since Danny and I called eachother siblings before we decided I was his Daughter.
Raven: So Ellie is my Sister/Cousin/Aunt/Mom/Dad.
Robin: ...what the hell.
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