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Survey #95

this one’s long, buckle up.

do you put candy canes on your christmas tree? yeah. what’s your favorite flavor of doritos? cool ranch, yum<3 have you ever seen a hippo in person? yeah. do your siblings text you? not unless they need something. who is your ex dating/talking to? i'm assuming jason's still with ashley. when growing up, did your family always eat at the dinner table together? usually. did your parents read bedtime stories to you when you were little? mom did. has anyone in your family gotten pregnant as a teenager? pretty sure my mom? i don't feel like doing the math... maybe she was 20... i don't remember when she had katie. do you know anyone who overshares every little detail of their life on social media? oh my god, yes. if you were a mermaid, what color would you like your fin thing to be? pink have you ever been bitten by anything venomous? no. how many bathrooms does your house have? is this enough? one, and no. how far away from your town/city is your state’s capital city? like an hour. do you think that christians (and other religions) can believe in evolution? i suppose. your first dog? trigger. your first cat? chance. do you prefer mint, citrus, or cinnamon toothpaste? mint. what color hoodie did you wear last? black w/ a pikachu design. if you wear glasses, do you have them for nearsighted/farsightedness? or what? i have trouble seeing far away. do you have a build-a-bear? somewhere. do you think emo is an overused, overrated term nowadays? no, but there are a lot of misconceptions about it. do you love listening to sad piano solos? YEAH was one of your grandpas in a war? i don't think so... what do you like more, acoustic or electric? electric do you still consider pluto a planet? PLUTO IS A GOSH DARN PLANET OKAY do you like to eat leftovers? not particularly. nothing tastes the same warmed up. would it bother you if you had to dissect a cat? yes. do you watch south park or family guy? no, but i prefer family guy. do your pets come to you when you call them? bentley and cali always do, teddy almost always does unless he's being lazy. ha ha he's old, i guess it's okay. do you like belts? studded ones that actually look cool, yeah. i always wore a belt in high school. have you ever used fake eyelashes? no. have you ever used fake nails? no. what type of music is your favorite? heavy metal. what type of music is your least favorite? rap do you like fall out boy? i sure do. patrick stump is my favorite singer. who is the lead singer of your favorite band? ozzy osbourne, james hetfield, marilyn manson, otep shamaya, jeremy mckinnon, dani filth, jonathan davis, til lindemann have you ever done any hard drugs? no. do you like beer? never tried it, never will. it smells awful. have you ever drank tequila? no. who is your favorite actor? johnny depp! so talented! doughnut or twinkie? donuts have you ever called your best friend a bitch? not to her face. do you like poptarts or toaster strudels better? toaster strudels have you ever encountered a shark while swimming in the ocean? no, thankfully. have you ever met someone who supports nazism? no, thank christ. what’s the worst sickness you’ve ever had? stomach virus what’s the scariest video game you’ve ever played? "scp containment breach." i can't play it lol. when was the last time you took your pet to the vet? what was wrong with it? i'm pretty sure like a year or so ago because teddy had extremely rancid urine. do you have neat writing? i actually do. is your writing pretty small or large? smallish do you have an album of your baby pictures? yeah. last hickey was from? jason are there any inappropriate pictures of you anywhere? no. what is your favorite romance movie? "the notebook" do you remember happy bunny? lol yeah. would you like to have twins? ugh, no. would you rather give birth naturally or have a c-section? c-section. i legitimately do not believe i'd be able to give birth naturally, even with an epidural. does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? my older sister has my initial. what make up product do you never use?  blush how long have you been sober? like a month. do you have a friend who you think is a sex addict? maybe. do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? yes. and she wants to get a tattoo with her child's name and i am sorry, but i have a huge fucking problem with that. yeah, tattoo the name of someone you killed on yourself. do you like the state you live in? no. well, i don't like the area i live in. how is your ex doing? don't know, don't care. have you ever held an uncommon pet before (ex: mouse, spider, snake, lizard)? i've held mice, gerbils, rats, snakes, lizards, a tarantula, and i think i held a ferret before. are you anyone’s first love? i don't think so. i'd at least hope jason loved rachel since they've had sex. how do you want to be proposed to? i don't really care, just something cute and sincere. would you rather use a crayon, a colored pencil, or a marker to color with? colored pencil. aren't self-pitying people just annoying? i mean it really depends. there's nothing wrong with feeling sorry for yourself, honestly. but if it's excessive, yes, it's annoying and unhealthy. do you have a fixed showerhead or is it removable? it's removable. Do you prefer paperback, hardcover, or permabound? hardcover what's your favorite riff? probably something from metallica. maybe "king nothing," or maybe "orion." metallica has the best riffs. what was your favorite childhood nursery rhyme or tongue twister? probably "the itsy-bitsy spider" what color is your mother's hair? it's such a dark brown that it's essentially black what is the name of your computer? mine's a sager, but the one i currently have to use is a toshiba if you have a world of warcraft character, what is its name? oh god, i have more than i'd like to admit lol... my main's alessandara, though. i also have avaanna, mecho, merihim, xymbya, papillon, uhhh... fuck dude i don't remember them all. fast or slow songs? fast forums or game sites? forums snowing or hailing? snowing. hail is scary. grunge or retro style? grunge when’s the next time you will consume alcohol? i don't know. do you think people with legitimate addictions are pathetic, or do you understand them? they are in no way pathetic, but there's no way to "understand" someone with an addiction unless you've been through it yourself, which i haven't. have you ever actually felt an earthquake before? how bad was it? no. but one actually did happen back home while i was at the zoo once; we couldn't feel it there, though. literally EVERYONE at the zoo was getting phone calls about it. it was like everyone stopped at once. but anyway, it was super-duper minor; we don't get earthquakes in nc, really. like having one was a huge surprise. do you think country is all about whining about losing their truck, their dog, their wife/husband, etc.? just afuckingbout. yes, i am perfectly aware that not all songs are like that, but you can't tell me with a straight face that most aren't. do you think all pop songs are about partying, love and heartbreak? same answer as country. have you ever hallucinated? i think i mildly did when i was coming off a certain medication. i saw moving shadows a lot in my periphery. which tv show have you seen pretty much every episode of? "meerkat manor," both iterations of "fullmetal alchemist," p much every episode of "that '70s show" i think, probably more... what's the name of the kid you babysit? i don't actively babysit, but i watched our former neighbor's kid tapanga once. do you know how to play poker? i used to. so, what is your house? gryffindor, hufflepuff, ravenclaw or slytherin? i took a quiz once and it said i was like a precise mix of them all. what have you inherited from your dad’s side of the family? pacing, maybe bipolarity. name something you’ve done that your parents don’t know about: i'd rather not. do little kids like you? apparently. they seem to. how long was your longest relationship? 3 1/2 years if someone is on your bad side what can they do to get on your good side? apologize and actually act sorry do you call anyone sir or ma'am? i call everyone older than me sir/ma'am if a mother spends a lot of time online do you think she is neglecting her kids? i mean it depends. you can still take perfect care of your kids while spending a good amount of time online. have you ever had a ct scan? did you have to drink dye if it was on your stomach? i think... i can't remember if it was a ct scan or an mri when i had my concussion. have you ever dissected a frog or any other animal? a frog, yes. aaaand it turned out to be pregnant. me and my partner felt awful. why do people feel the need to have these huge, extravagant weddings? because it's a very exciting time, and people can celebrate it as big as they want? if you were a video game character, who would you be? probably heather mason from sh3. she reminds me a lot of myself. when I say "sexiest man alive", who do you think of? mark fischbach oboi who would you consider a very sexy woman? i don't find any woman "sexy" considering i'm straight, but the most attractive imo is hannah hart. she is sooo cute. have you ever made your communion? what about confirmation? i did both as a catholic what's one of the weirdest fears you have? whale sharks lmao what was your first word? "dada" do you have your genitals pierced? no, and i never would. do you have any tattoos that are hidden? no. what friend of yours will read your responses to this entire survey? *shrugs* do you have any nervous habits? i wring my hands really badly. when was the last time you had something with alcohol in it? when mom, nicole, and i went to olive garden and i had a strawberry-mango margarita. what compliment do you hear the most? "i love your hair" last funeral you attended was when? hmmm... i think miss lolita's mom... so a good few years ago. do you know anyone who hates to have their picture taken? yeah, me. what one word can piss you off instantly? no word necessarily pisses me off alone, but there are some words i really don't like. what do you drink with breakfast? milk, usually. have you ever been hospitalized for more than a week? yeah. do you remember the movie e.t.? i do; i used to love it. then all of a sudden the guys in the suits towards the end started to scare me lol any names your parents were thinking about that you would prefer? no. i'm pretty sure mom was considering kathryn, but i don't really like the name. how many times have you said "i love you" to someone of the opposite sex [romantically] and meant it? to only one person about a billion times. how many times have you said it and not meant it? none. if you won a $1,000 shopping spree to one store, what store would you want it to be? rebel's market how old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? i'm not sure. who taught you? my dad. on the sex you are interested in, do you prefer muscles, average size, or scrawny bodies? average. what's the best gift you've ever received from a significant other? uhhhh. i'm not sure. oh, probably the ring jason gave me on one of our anniversaries. do you like robin thicke? one of his songs isn't that bad. who was your last relative to pass away? my dad's mom, i think. do you have a nickname that you don’t enjoy? "twinkie" from mom ;-; do you enjoy chicken noodle soup? no. can you hula hoop? yeah. do you know someone who has lost their entire memory? thankfully, no. i do know someone with dementia, though. have you ever been to an ocean and, if so, which one? the atlantic what’s your favorite sea creature? dolphins, whales, seahorses which of your exes has your parents disliked? well i mean, they both liked jason, now neither of them can stand him. what’re your uncles’ names? oh god. i have a few. but the ones i remember are uhhh rob, and i think ricky. i know there's another. who’re your two closest friends? sara, colleen what’s your favorite forest animal? deer, i suppose. do any of your friends only go by a nickname? girt, yes. i think his family calls him donald, though. have you ever been pressured to get married? no. do you like pirates or mermaids better? mermaids. what’s one thing you’re always reluctant to tell people? oh god. do you like wearing your hair in braids? no. do you think your ancestors and heritage are important? not really. do you agree with traditional male and female roles? no. what’s the most amount of males you’ve lived with at one time? two. bobby lived with us for a while; he eventually went back to tennessee though because his father technically had custody of him. do you like dogs or foxes better? foxes. have you ever ran away from home? briefly, yes. what crimes has your last or current significant other committed? i don't know. if you were turned into a god or goddess, what would you be the god or goddess of? fangirling over youtubers and meerkats lmao do you like gargoyles? yeah, they're cool. what show/concert do you want to attend next? i'm really really hoping mark decides to come to raleigh for he and the gang's show because ahhh i wanna go has anyone ever said they would die for you? yeah. would you cut off your own pinky for one billion dollars? honestly, no. do you think it is awkward for people over sixteen to have sleepovers? no? when do you plan on having kids or your next kid? never. last time you were drunk? i've never been really "drunk." closest was new year's though. voting for hillary? i didn't and i never would. i didn't vote for trump either, though. i hate them both. who's your favorite american idol judge? ahhhh who was that black guy that was in the original line-up. what pills do you take daily? latuda, lamictal, prilosec, birth control. do you know any nurses personally? yes, my sister, among others. do you look more like your mother or your father? i've heard both. what sucks? a vacuum *high-fives self* at what age should a woman stop trying to conceive and why? once it's dangerous for her and the potential child what religion do you practice? creationist christianity how do you feel about war? it's very sad and entirely pointless are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of something? not anymore. i used to not be able to listen to songs that reminded me of jason, but i can now. favorite south park character? *shrugs* what provinces/states have you been in? uhhh. north carolina obviously, florida, new york, ohio, michigan, virginia, west virginia, maryland, pennslyvania, south carolina, georgia are you afraid of change? yes. is alcohol a common thing in your family? no more than the typical person in my immediate family, no. i don't know about distant relatives. who’s your favorite character from one of your favorite books? dally in "the outsiders," and i don't really have one in "johnny got his gun" how many people do you live with? are these people related to you? my mom and my little sister what is your favorite television show? why do you watch this show? "fullmetal alchemist," both versions. and because it's super-duper original, creative, and emotional. who is someone that you used to know, and miss? megan, more than anyone. do you prefer black and white or color? depends. do you like wolves? yeah! how tall are you? 5'5'' do you overanalyze a lot? only always. apples or oranges? apples. i don't like oranges. grapes or watermelon? grapes. i also don't really like watermelon. do you have a birthmark, where? i don't think so. i've had some, but they just like. disappeared. would you call yourself a romantic person? yes. what's the weirdest thing you ever did? who the fuck even knows. do you own an instrument? a flute and an electric guitar. have you ever fallen asleep in a significant other's arms? do you find that you fall asleep faster when accompanied by a significant other? yes, and no, actually. i need space. do you have any significantly older siblings? did they ever treat you as if you were their child? half-siblings, yes. and no. do you like flea market shopping? oh boy do i which side of the bed do you sleep on? usually to the left. ever had a funny mishap in the kitchen? please share. oh my god. one time me and jason were mock-fighting and i was storming in there to tell him off and i slipped hilariously, but he caught me, and we laughed for like ten minutes. one of my favorite memories. do you remember your dreams? rarely. single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate? honestly... that's really hard. i don't know. do you still have your baby blanket? yeah. do you think pink floyd are overrated? no. i was never that big into them, though. do people say you have an accent? most of the time, no. sometimes people pick up on certain words, particularly my family in new york. what time were you born? either 11:20 or 11:30 am, i forget. if you got married and then got divorced, would you want to re-marry? maybe. do you use tumblr? what do you normally post? my main blog is a rhett&link + markiplier trashcan, then i have a survey blog. ever seriously questioned your sanity? multiple times. have you ever been in handcuffs? why? yes, because i was being transported to a mental hospital from the er. then when i was going to the court about my discharge date, but i was in full-body restraints then. felt like a goddamn animal. would you consider naming your daughter penelope? no, but i think it's a super-cute name. what do you think your mother thought when she first saw you after giving birth? i don't know. but supposedly i saw her and immediately laughed and smiled so i'd hope something cute lol. what movie/show ‘emotionally scarred’ you as a kid? "courage the cowardly dog" lmao. who let that be a kids show? like i shit you not, king ramses terrified me. i had nightmares. i think i didn't like how he was animated differently compared to everything else. are your hobbies something you’d rather do alone or with others? most of my hobbies i enjoy doing alone. is your favorite store spencers? no, but i like it. where do you like to sit at the movie theater? the middle what kind of alcohol do you tend to drink the most? mike's hard is what i've had the most of. have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? ew no. honestly grosses me out. is there a tv show or movie in which you’re incredibly emotionally attached to the characters? not really, but i guess if i had to pick, edward elric. oh, and dean winchester. do you have any health problems that are unusual for your age? no. have you ever felt one of your parents were ashamed of you? yes. do you know someone who has had a stroke? probably. when do you want to get married? i don't have a particular age or whatever in mind. whenever it happens. what do you think of high school drop outs? i personally believe everyone should finish high school, but i don't judge them. post a picture that makes you feel good about yourself. this one. it’s from my senior prom. i miss being that small so, so much.

what helps you fall asleep? daydreaming about happy shit. are you a decent singer? no; my voice isn't steady. the only thing i like about my singing voice is the fact i can change notes very quickly. which of your fields of interest are you a total expert on? meerkats, "silent hill" which point in life do you think is hardest? (i.e. childhood, adulthood…) teenage years how was life going for you, say, six months ago? awful. can you lick your own elbow? no. do you have moral objections to hunting? if you're not going to use the meat, yes. can you remember the first video game you ever played? probably the first of the "spyro the dragon" trilogy. drake or josh? josh is bae is your dad getting bald? no. would you ever get a tattoo on your leg? yeah. when you're sick who takes care of you? myself, mom sometimes. imagine your bf/gf proposes to you at a baseball stadium and they put it on national television. you don't want to get married at all. would you say yes to save him or her the embarrassment, then later break the truth to them? honestly? no. that's a lie i'm not willing to tell. your friend's boyfriend is hitting on you, do you tell her? yeah. would you ever get sleeves of tattoos? dead-serious, i am seriously contemplating get a half-sleeve tattoo of a design that has my favorite youtubers' logos/whatever because youtubers are honestly my heroes. describe the darker side to your personality. i can get unbelievably jealous and very hateful with one hell of a tongue if i'm pissed enough. what, without fail, makes you cry? being yelled at. favorite spooky movie? "blair witch project 2: book of shadows" or "the crazies" can you do math in your head well? no. i like physically can't. if there was a real jurassic park, would you visit it? maybe. i loooove dinosaurs. have you ever dressed like a goth? yeah. do you have any friends whose first language is not english? yes. what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you? getting to the point that i attempted suicide. if your boy/girlfriend wanted to have a sex change, would you support them? honestly? no. i don't support transgenderism. would you want a ferret as a pet? i do, but i don't think i'd be able to handle it. i've heard they require much maintenance. do you watch any daily vloggers on youtube? who? trainer tips, ali-a, and lachlan, but i don't watch any actively. what’s one thing your partner must be able to accept about you? my mental illnesses. that's absolutely mandatory. where do/did you sit at lunch? okay so this is like so clique-like, but the metalheads, goths, emos, scenes, or the like all sat together. there was just a big blob of black lmao what’s the WORST show on adult swim? ugh, "robot chicken," i think it's called. i absolutely loathe it. it is so remarkably immature. do you have any relatives that have shunned you, or vice versa? my half-sister once did. how many times have you moved? three have you ever caught a firefly? yeah. i used to do that all the time. do your boyfriend's friends like you? i'm single, but i'm pretty sure my "main" ex's friends didn't like me, especially considering his best friend talked him into breaking up with me. do you cross your sevens? yes. does your boyfriend know what you look like without make-up? again, i'm single, but all my boyfriends have seen me without. last time slitting your wrist? well this is an insensitive question and i really don't like it. but whatever, it's been a long time. do you understand screamo and/or rap? screamo, sometimes, rap, usually. highest level you have ever achieved in tetris? oh my actual fuck, i hate tetris. i can't do it. i get WAY too stressed. favorite shade of green? pastel green who is your favorite little mermaid character? ursula do you have a favorite musician? favorite musician in general? ozzy osbourne. do you believe in past lives? no. do you wear a ring on your finger? i have a red ring with three crystals making a triangle on either side of it on my right ring finger. do you like seafood? i like shrimp prepared in certain ways, and i had striper years ago, and i liked it. do you call your partner ‘baby’? no, because i find it disrespectful. if you could go back in time, how far would you go? i wouldn't go back to begin with. are you afraid of falling in love? yes, but only because i'm afraid of getting hurt. was your last relationship a mistake? yeah. are you insecure? extremely. when was your last physical fight? i've never been in a physical fight, but the closest i ever got was when the bitch i can't stand snatched my arm in high school and ended up bruising me. have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? we've literally done so essentially all night multiple times. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? i mean, not completely, but i'm sure he'd accept me if i did. girt's amazing. ever caught the stove on fire? no, but fun fact, that's how our second house burned down. we'd already moved out, and the dumbasses moving into it put a damn box on the stove. the entire interior of the house was burned to a crisp. what’s the last thing you and your sibling laughed about? who knows. we don't exactly laugh a lot. probably like a month ago when we were all playing mario kart. do your parents approve of your beliefs? yeah. well, i don't think my mom agrees with me not being catholic, because she seemed kinda upset when i altered my beliefs a bit, but w/e. OH. she also hates the fact that i don't believe "profanity" is really a thing. how long ago did you make your current screen name? oh wow, it's been "ozzkat" for literally years. what “older” bands do you listen to? i listen to a lot of '70s and '80s metal bands, so tons. do you have a friend who tends to act pessimistic? oh god, i have an acquaintance who is the most pessimistic person i've ever met. like i don't mind pessimism in small doses, but she's just annoying. is there anyone who hates you? probably. would you consider adoption? i don't want kids, but if for any reason i suddenly did, yeah. i plan on getting my tubes tied once i'm married anyway, because i don't even want to risk kids. i just shouldn't be a mother, even if i end up wanting children. how do you wear your makeup? i rarely wear foundation, i always wear eyeliner, i'll usually put on black eye shadow, then i'll occasionally wear black lipstick. how many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? if you're talking about all the people who have ever had the "boyfriend" title, four. but the only one that was even remotely serious was jason. would you rather be buried or cremated when you die? hmmm. maybe buried. well... or cremated. i think it'd be really cool to be used as a fertilizer for a tree. what is your favorite thing to drink? alcoholic and non alcoholic? my favorite alcoholic thing i've drunk so far are margaritas, but i don't have much experience to judge from. non-alcoholic, mountain dew bc i'm awful. have you ever had a friend that you found extremely annoying but put up with anyway? probably. peaches or plums? plums. i don't really like peaches. have you used limewire before? years upon years ago. do you think you are paranoid? i'm aware i am. have you ever wished someone was dead? i have before, but i don't anymore. are hairy legs on women really overrated? i honestly don't care if you shave your legs or not. i personally have to because i'm too self-conscious and i feel weird if i don't, but whatever. do it if you want to. do you think you will outlive everyone in your immediate family? probably not. my sisters are healthier than me in many ways. have you ever eaten wild berries? yeah. our old house had muscadine grapes that grew in the backyard every couple years. which of your friends has the best name? alon. name a band you think are overrated: twenty one pilots. i only like one song by them, and just overall, i really don't think they're that good. shrek one or shrek two? i actually like the second more. how similar is your current life to what you once imagined it would be at this moment (e.g., "i never imagined that i would have children at this age, but here i am!")? i thought i'd still be jason. i thought i'd be moved out by now. i thought a lot of things. in any of your areas of interest, is there a certain theory, viewpoint, or scholar that you tend to disagree with, even if it is popular among others? if no fields of interest come to mind, is there a line of advice that you disagree with, but is popular with others? meerkats: i don't agree that they make good pets. markiplier: i firmly disagree with the theory that he's secretly bisexual or gay, as he's addressed it and said he wasn't. rhett&link: i highly disagree with the idea that they're homophobic, considering they've had multiple lgbt crew members. silent hill: i definitely disagree with the theory that lisa was a ghost the whole time, she was just in denial about her condition. what do you predict will happen to humanity in the future, with the imminence of global warming's destruction of the planet? e.g., there's no hope or we will leave the planet, etc. "the imminence of global warming's destruction of the planet"? well i mean as a christian, i believe it'll be more of an apocalyptic situation versus a natural issue. do you know anyone named brianna? my first best friend was named brianna. i also know another one. what's your mom's maiden name? kuhnle ("kyoon-lee") did you ever watch sailor moon? a little bit. my older sister loved it, though. she legitimately had the little wand thing and used to sing and dance to the theme song lmao what was the most vicious pet you ever owned? oh my god, hamsters. i don't like them. have you ever seen "charlotte's web"? yeah. i used to love that movie. are you anyone's hero? i doubt that. who has the biggest eyes that you know of? this one girl that was in my band class. i don't remember her name, but her eyes were sooo pretty. is there any song that makes you think of your dad? "sweet child o' mine" by guns n' roses. if i ever get married, i want that to be the father/daughter dance. brown rice or white rice? white. i don't like brown. are pregnant women wearing bikinis attractive to you? well, i'm not attracted to women, so... which planet has the best name? i think "pluto" is a cute name. have you ever picked fruit? yeah. true story, when i was little, my family went to a strawberry field, and instead of picking them, i legitimately ate every one i got. my strawberry love started young lmao. the owners were really nice though and didn't make my mom pay. did your parents give you the sex talk or did you hear it from a friend? i learned from family life in the 5th grade. what is one pro of living where you do, and what is one con? there aren't many pros, honestly... but i assume it's nice that we're not a target for international violence? con, there's legitimately noooothing to do. what is your favorite episode of your favorite tv show? "fullmetal alchemist," not sure. but oh my god, "that '70s show," it's totally the one where donna finds panties in eric's room and it totally goes downhill. my mom and i can't help but laugh every time at "ERIC! YOU ARE A GOD!" if you identify with any political party, are any of your views contrary to what that party believes? i claim myself as independent because i don't fully agree with either party. does having others watch you do things make you uncomfortable? what sorts of things make you extremely uncomfortable if you are watched while doing them? are there any things that give you confidence to do if you have an audience? do. fucking. NOT. watch me do essentially anything. don't watch me on the computer, don't watch me writing, don't watch me draw, DON'T. FUCKING. WATCH ME. does someone in your house speak a different language on a regular basis? no. what’s the shortest amount of time you think you could date someone before deciding to marry them, assuming you want to marry? like three years. are you familiar with junie b. jones books? YAAAAS MY CHILDHOOD when was the last time you "read" an "i spy" book? GUUUUUUURL I LOVED THAT SHIT AS A KID. we actually had two computer games of it and nicole and i played it ALL the time. what was your elementary school’s mascot? a bulldog. who’s your favorite author: probably christie golden, who wrote a lot of the wow books. she was very descriptive. do you call your friends pet names like "hun" and "girlie"? yes. i'm very much for words of endearment with my friends. what's the best christmas present you've ever got? my dog<3 mom put dog food underneath the christmas tree at the very back. do your parents give you an allowance? no. we can't afford that. have you ever had acne or bad spots? my acne was pretty moderate in middle and high school. what do you think of cradle of filth? OH MY GOOOOD A SURVEY WITH MY BABES. i love them, they're one of my favorites! they and otep have the best lyrics. which of your pets was the last to die? my rats, i think. do you like action hero movies? usually, yes. what was the most interesting animal you have seen in the wild? just like opposums and raccoons... nothing crazy what is the weirdest obsession you’ve ever had? meerkats, i assume. no one really knows what they are. have you ever been a part of a threesome? no, and i never would be. what is your boyfriend’s favorite video game? i'm single, but i'll answer for my exes. i know jason's is "castlevania: symphony of the night," and i'm at least pretty sure tyler's was "spyro the dragon: ripto's rage" do you know anybody who has been diagnosed with cancer? yes. mom (kidney), grandma (thyroid), aunt (breast), and i wouldn't be surprised if there was more. who is the most overall unpleasant person you've ever met? rachel from high school and an old internet "friend" we called shakes. how much weight have you gained in the last 5 years? i'd rather not even begin to imagine. five years ago, i was around 120. abilify destroyed me. do not under any condition go on it. when is the next time you will see your grandma? when she gets married. she's getting married to a man she's known for a long time, but never actually dated. you can only IMAGINE how i feel about that. do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? no. what year were you born in? 1996 have you ever experienced a summer where the temperature exceeded 120'F/49'C? i actually think so. what do you think of college, overall? not for everyone, and WAY too fucking expensive. do you think you'll be married in ten years? i mean it'd be nice, but i won't pitch a fit if i'm not. how many guys have felt you up? one. do your hands shake a lot? yeah. i have an essential tremor. it's gotten worlds better since i got off all those meds, though. do you want to move out of your current house any time soon and why or why not? no. my family just moved here, and i'm by no means ready to live on my own. when was the last time you played a board game and who did you play with? months ago when i played scrabble with mom and girt. ever have a drug overdose? what did you od on exactly? i don't want to talk about this. ever have an ultra-sound performed on you? what was it for? yeah. i had an imbalance of something in my liver, so it had to be checked. turned out nothing was wrong. what is your go to flavor of salad dressing? ranch. what’s one halloween candy that you would hate getting as a child? tootsie rolls. i still hate them. would you say you have an addictive personality? YES. YES. i am very easily addicted to things. it's partially why i avoid drugs and drinking very much. who do you take for granted? i guess no matter how hard i try not to, i'll always at least somewhat take my mom for granted. have you ever been to the hospital for something really serious? i'd call a suicide attempt and self-mutilation pretty serious. do you have any famous relatives? no, unless you're talking about ancestors. have you ever been searched by the cops? every time i've been to the er and hospital, they have to. but not like a full-body search or anything, you just have to go through a metal scanner. where were you born? rocky mount, nc (sharing city only because i don't live there anymore, so w/e) if you die, do you ever worry that your penpal/online/long distance friends might never find out about it? OH MY GOD YES weight and height on your birth certificate: pretty sure i was seven pounds; i don't know about height. most annoying thing people tell you? "there's something on your lip" lmao favorite celebrity couple (past or present)? M A R K A N D A M Y do you play pokemon go? very, VERY rarely. it is almost impossible to play where i live unless you want to invest money, because there usually aren't pokestops for miles because it's so rural, so you never have pokeballs. favorite game character? pyramid head from the "silent hill" franchise and vol'jin from wow would other people consider your sense of humor inappropriate? rarely, but sometimes. what is your phone background? my lock screen is a kawaii as actual fuck edit of mark fischbach, and my home screen is a picture of pyramid head in the "white hunter" style. out of all the cancers, which one do you think needs to find a cure first? brain, maybe. but they all need to go.

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