#bruce and selina

[mylifeingotham]

[acervobatman]

Knight Terrors: Catwoman #1 wirten by Tini Howard.

[gothamite-rambler]

Harley: Why are Cattie and Battie acting like… how do I word this without grossing you out?

Nightwing: Like horny young adults?

Harley: Yes…

Harley pointed to Batman and Catwoman, who were acting like they were in their younger dating days. Catwoman playfully circled her fingers around Batman's lips, making him laugh before leaning in for a kiss.

Harley: Yes! What is that?

Nightwing: My nightmares. For a legitimate answer, Batman made this medicine he needed when he felt his bones making too many strange popping sounds. He wanted to feel better, and it worked… except whatever he put in it makes him act like I imagine he did when he first became Batman in a lot of ways.

Nightwing whimpered, covering his face like a child who just walked in on his parents in the middle of sex. Harley patted him on the shoulder.

Nightwing: I’m not upset about the romance part; I just don’t want to see it.

Harley: Oh, I can relate, but Cattie doesn’t seem to be complaining.

Nightwing (still hiding his face): About that… Remember when she fell off that building and landed on an awning? I’m not sure when, but he gave her some of his currently tested-only-on-him medicine, and then he dosed himself again. I want stoic Papa back.

Harley: Oh… oh… Ooooh! You poor thing. I assume you were lucky enough to miss this as a child?

Nightwing (whimpering): Mostly… Have they at least stopped yet?

Harley: I’d look the other way if I were you.

Meanwhile, the couple continued to embrace, kissing passionately as Batman dipped Catwoman. Red Robin’s masked eyes glanced at the exchange for a moment before he turned away, walking past Harley and Nightwing.

Red Robin: Don’t mind me; I’m going to find a mugger and see if he can beat me into memory loss!

Nightwing: Good luck, bro. He won’t be able to clear his mind. Once you see it, it stays with you.

Harley: You've walked in on Batman—

Nightwing: Five times, yes. Not always with Selina. One time was with Talia… The horrors. It was like a wolf versus a giant black widow spider. Harley, I’ve seen surreal horror from working with the Titans, and this makes me want to stare into the sun.

Harley (taking Nightwing for a walk away from his father): That's a normal reaction. That’s your dad and future step-mom; of course, you’re going to want to avoid seeing that. It could be worse.

Just then, Batman and Catwoman dashed past them, heading to the Batmobile and driving back to the manor. Nightwing quickly received a ping on his phone.

Nightwing: “Going home to train. You got this.” And... he sent a thumbs up with it. Awesome, thanks, Dad! A few more days left. Just a few more days…

Harley: How long has their libido been on high?

Nightwing: A week now.

Harley nodded, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

Harley: Talk and fight bad guys with me for the rest of the night.

Nightwing: Punching villains and thieves will actually help distract my mind. You know, when he took that drug called Venom, that was easier to handle. I’d take insane over ready to bang any day.

Harley: I walked in on my parents during a three-way with our neighbor. I can help you get through this; I gotcha, kid.

Nightwing: Thank you. I'm going to need all the support and journaling for… this time period.

pt 1

pt 2

[chenvincible]

Well, it seems like Batman’s writers truly hate seeing Selina and Bruce together…

Special way to get a revenge though…

[podwriter]

real housewife of new jersey selina kyle…walk with me rn

[frogaroundandfindout]

Selina knocks Harley out so she can keep kissing Bruce (streets of Gotham #17)

[batcat-vegbul-ashleon-clintasha]

Family Wayne

BatCat ♡ Brucelina and Helena Wayne

[ghostriderslade]

Iconic Artists and Incredible Heroes #121.

A celebration of the amazing comic book artists who brought us indelible images that best capture the spirit and essence of the superhero or superheroine.

Special Double-Sized Issue #121 - "Bruce's Toxic Relationships".

The many girlfriends of the Dark Knight.

Bruce's #1 girl.

Clay Mann, et. al / Selina Kyle - Catwoman

[carmenscarnations]

Whenever anyone says they don't like batcat, they always make Selina out to be the problem, ignoring the fact that Bruce is the reason almost all of his relationships have never worked out. If you don't like batcat and prefer another ship, just say that instead of coming up with excuses...

[fandomimaginez]

I like both dynamics and I've seen a lot of different opinions on this but I can't decide.

[mylifeingotham]

[acervobatman]

Batman & Catwoman’s first kiss in Batman: Caped Crusader

[gothamite-rambler]

Selina: So, he takes off his shirt, and I get goosebumps. We've had sex way too many times to count, yet every time I see that body, I—

Ivy: This is something you should write in a diary or discuss with a therapist. Harley isn't here, you know.

Minerva (Cheetah): Oh, come on, Ivy! Let her talk. I'm hanging onto every word, love.

Ivy: Seriously? Why do you want to hear this?

Minerva: Because I live with the real-life spicy romance, and I'm genuinely happy for her.

Selina: Thanks, Minerva. Now, where was I?

Minerva: You were talking about the goosebumps, which I totally get. Quick question, though—what's his cucumber look like?

Selina: I’m so glad you asked!

Ivy groaned, slamming her head onto the table as Selina and Minerva continued to chatter away.

[projectbatman193]

[arkangelo-7]

Don’t get me wrong, I like Selina/Bruce, but the idea of them being BFFs that bitch about the rouges and gossip about justice league drama is infinitely more appealing then their sexual chemistry

[lego-dinosaur]

My two lovelies