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chaoticbuggybitchboy · 1 year ago
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Honestly? Kinda sad I don’t have any stretch marks. At all anywhere. :(
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ineed-to-sleep · 1 month ago
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Just yeeted two of my wisdom teeth out and ohhhhb my god I get why people hate going to the dentist now
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the-adventures-of-dave · 2 months ago
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Ah the trials of summer. I’m sad stuck inside working all day even though it’s beautiful out. Dave is sad stuck inside all day because I’m stuck inside all day. Nobody here is winning.
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sexhaver · 1 year ago
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every time someone in the notes of that post says "GIMP is fine actually" i kill another hostage. and an extra one if they use the words "skill issue" or imply it's just a learning curve thing
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spotlightlover · 3 months ago
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Reposting u/U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr's post from reddit to clarify the rankings right now for those of us who are confused
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carebooks · 5 months ago
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makes me sad that most obx fics on wattpad are just blatantly boring, copying the script word for word, barely give the oc a personality or a chance to mess with the plot or with characters, just 1/10 for originality
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kingkatsuki · 1 year ago
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You know these Wind Breaker men would thrive doing damsel in distress roleplay scenarios with you too— even if you can hold your own just as much as them there’s something about protecting you or a cnc scenario claiming you that just has their cock twitching.
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heretherebedork · 4 months ago
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It's both your faults. Kongdech has constantly manipulated Heng and ignored his feelings and Mo broke up with him and basically abandoned him at one of the worst possible moments.
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You're both awful people. And neither of you deserves Heng and Heng is an idiot who can't say no so the bar to deserve him is real low. But neither of you even comes close.
Please let this man be single instead.
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dollypopup · 1 year ago
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y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!
like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.
and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye
you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .
when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?
if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self
and that's that on that
#you know what? lol it's been a bit since i've posted a controversial opinion#tagging it#polin#sorry not sorry i ship polin. . .so i wanna see. . .polin. . .and i'm getting damn sick and tired#of all the bullshit pen/oc pen/other dude theories and stories in the polin tag#and i don't want polin to lose screentime over a frankly bleh male oc#you can't change my mind#if i don't see at least marina's 'you've seen him with the little bridgertons!' level of squee and 'i only want to talk to colin'#levels of devotion then i don't fucking WANT IT!!!!!#yeah definitely try out the marriage market#realize that NO ONE has a good time on the marriage market#try to get over him w/ whomstever#but then be like 'i don't even LIKE this dude where's colin i miss him' about it!!!!!#because otherwise i am not here#i am asleep#and i am courting colin in your place pen#i'm coming for your man#anti debling#if debling has 100 haters i am one of them if he has 10 haters i'm one of them if he has 1 hater i am the hater if he has 0 haters i'm dead#it's incredibly obvious that 'pebling' is half rooted in a revenge storyline fueled by anger at Colin and his complexity#and half a projection of wanting Penelope to have 'choices' because she is a representation and manifestation of the fans themselves#and so people think an OC that can be 'perfect' for them- whoops I mean Pen (because he doesn't have any real depth or interest)#he's a cardboard cutout we can throw whatever you want onto#so we can make him 'perfect' instead of the much more meaningful storyline of pen and colin both being messy and loving each other more#and part of it is bitterness over Polin not being insta-love#which. . .if it was i wouldn't like them as much as i do#anyways y'all ain't slick#and it's fucking WEIRD to be in a fandom that's like 'i ship this couple but i hope she gets with ANYONE else'#maybe you. . .don't ship the couple??#like. . .to the point of wanting her necklace to be from debling. . .and her wearing it everywhere??? WHAT??
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kevinday-apologist · 5 months ago
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Impulsively getting a face piercing and I feel like I’m gonna throw up from excitement and nerves too like ahhhh
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manofthepipis · 1 year ago
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Tiny question! When Clicks said “I don't understand…! It didn't have that reaction with the rest of us.” When referring to the side effects Spamton got when drinking his own tea, then does this mean that the other addisons tried Spamton tea to get an opinion? If yes, what where the HP benefits and descriptions each Addison would have when drinking Spamton Tea? I’m curious!
ofcourse! So it had happened off screen, and a scene i won't be writing (but definitely pictured thus it being referenced with a one-off comment), but while spamton was still in snoozetown post-neo attack, clicks made it to try and gauge if they were rlly cut out for this whole helping-spamton-out shtick, but for their own sakes. so i'm glad you're curious about it so i get to elaborate! :D
spamton's tea doesn't heal any one of them all that much, due to the complicated relationship, being that Clicks' conditional healing teas aren't pure healing magic like Spamton's F1 spell, but in order, it would be Sponsor the most, Banner and Clicks about the same, and then Survey in last.
Sponsor definitely will be elaborated on later, as they've still been rather silent about their perspective on spamton, despite being the one that's more accepting of Neo. It's not a lot of healing by any chance, but it's healing nonetheless. A familiar taste that they tried a long time ago but they'd like to have again, properly this time. Maybe with a 40 Hp boost
Banner and Clicks are healed about the same, and while clicks finds the tea bitter with a bad processed flavor, both are healed the same cuz they're at that same stage of still being wary around spamton, with clicks less so after Ch15. Banner finds the flavor unfamiliar, but not all bad, still not one he'd go to for a first pick. 30 Hp boost
Survey is barely healed, and doesn't like the flavor, but wants to, like it's a flavor of something they used to like a lot but has fallen off in recent years. It gives off the same vibe of a recipe that they've known very well that's changed, and it's distinctly wrong now. Maybe changing the recipe manually would fix it? Or would it ruin the entire thing? Who knows. 5-10 Hp
None of the addisons really hate spamton, so the hp-draining effects of Spamton tea is unique to himself, but the Hp can fluctuate with strengthening friendships :)! like post Ch15, the tea would taste better to Clicks, not significantly, but enough to make a difference from first impressions.
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waywardsalt · 3 months ago
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completed fe conquest on hard mode :)
#endgame map was abt 6 turns for me bc i didnt bother fucking with any of the popular meta strategies for it#i just tried to bumrush takumi with little regard for losing units that werent corrin#funny enough his having 5 active skills didnt do much for the takumi fight beyond an astra proc#the finishing blow was a back-to-back vengeance proc with corrin at full hp so it did nothing lol#but that corrin build really did do wonders for me in a few of those later maps- the iago and hans one in particular#funny to have the credits rolling and seeing all of the child units with 0 battles 0 victories bc i did their maps soley for exp n shit#nina was a clear mvp as well as niles ending up with 10 mov most of the time#tho they were along the lines of general squishy so they went down in the final two maps to clear the way pretty much#xander real mvp tho but i think thats just like. a normal conquest experience. the other royals kinda lagged behind frustratingly#anyways uhhh yeah fuckin hell im not used to realllly taking fe seriously in the long term and this was really fun to pull off#probably going to do hard mode engage next bc its difficult enough for me to have real interest in doing so#i did awakening hard mode but thats like. eh. fates and engage have more going on in terms of tools given to the player#as well as just like. interesting map design lmao#salty talks#im not doing this on lunatic holy fuck i scraped through by the skin of my teeth a few times im not trying this on lunatic#im vaguely aware of some meta stuff (like a common rescue staff-centric endgame strat) but i just think it would be unfun#i had fun with hard mode and figuring out what i wanted to do based on how things were going and what i knew was coming up#i kinda frontloaded handling hinoka and ryoma's maps so it was a little bit awkward for the final few maps#but it wanst a stumbling thing more just like i lost my specific advantage#also forgot i gave xander both a beast killer lance and an armorslayer which is funny to me but also like. come on salty#i was going to try using elise to silence that one hexing rod guy in the final map but she went down easy (strategist class)#so i just had 9 mov corrin get danced for by azura and just kill him before he could do anything#i think astra is probably a really good skill for the final boss with how quickly the shield gauge builds up#skipped the last invasion. fuck that thing
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05velvet · 4 months ago
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whenever i work a lot i get so excited for my day off but then once i get it i start to spiral and i cant enjoy it bc apparently working and being busy is not a cure for whatever is going on for u mentally and only serves as a distraction from the horrors
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ajthemagpie · 4 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time I obsessed over a character called Viktor/Victor who worked tirelessly (and to the detriment of his own health (probably)) in an attempt to further his scientific knowledge and maybe-hopefully-sorta make the world a better place, created (or helped to create) a device that sparks off bits of blue-looking energy shit and can --- if utilised correctly --- do funky time-related shit, and eventually sacrificed himself (sometimes idk man it depends) in a weird multiverse-mixing rainbow-looking implosion while attempting to fix some timeline bullshit (that he himself sort of possibly contributed to/caused), then I'd have two nickels.
Which is not a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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coridallasmultipass · 4 months ago
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#wow it was an absolute mistake to watch Furiosa right after Fury Road. honestly Furiosa was an absolute mistake in general holy shit#sry i havent been on tumblr lately my hands have been busy w projects but i HAVE TO VENT THIS OUT#WHY WAS ALL THE IMAGERY SO SOULLESS AND SHITTY?? WHY WERE THE COSTUMES CHEAP UNI-COLOUR PLASTIC??#DID THEY EVEN HAVE ANY BUDGET AT ALL? THE CREDITS ARE FULL OF NAMES. WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE DID THEY JUST SIT THERE#WHY DID THEY MAKE SUCH A LOSER VILLAIN LIKE HE HAD ZERO COOLNESS FACTOR NO HUMANIZING/LIKEABLE QUALITIES 0/10#WHY WOULD YOU PUT COMEDIC RELIEF IN THE FORM OF COMEDY RATHER THAN THEATRICS LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE#THEY CALL IT FURIOSA CUZ ITS MAKIN ME A FURIOUS#PLUS LIKE PEPPERING IN SCENES FROM THE FIRST MOVIE MAKES THIS ONE LOOK SO MUCH WORSE BY COMPARISON#hooh okay like fr tho there is no nice way to say it. that was terrible. like terrible bad. no redeeming qualities.#well. there were dogs. thats it. thats where the good parts start and end. i dont even know if they were real dogs tbh#the sound design/music was terrible too. many moments of just dead air (without purpose) or inappropriate sound#the acting was so reserved its like they didnt want any of the actors to show any emotion other than stoic (or comedic for the villain)#man that was definitely like a la croix flavour of movie (except i actually like la croix)#literally tho why did no one show any emotion at all#plus inappropriate romance added like??#and the heavy subject so pervasive in the first movie was like 'oh nvm that didnt happen everything is good here'#just wow man. wow. I wouldn't be as mad if this had any fun factor at all. zero fun to be had in this.#i s2g if there were less neon red paint as a stand-in for blood#... this would've been rated like PG 13 max. it couldve easily been trimmed down to PG like. it was so sanitized.#like im not saying they had to show a certain graphic subject. but they could have actually put the R rating to use#their budget wouldve been better spent rewriting the script and hiring less known actors.#idr when this came out was it a covid casualty or an enshittification casualty? probably the latter if not both#shouldve watched them in reverse order but i wasnt planning on watching the second.#like sure first movie is a bit cheesey and not a lot of depth because of how fast paced it goes. but it was FUN. the actors acted.#anyway thats my vent i gotta mentally cool off now lol that seriously made me so mad#ShitPost.exe#fr tho like i knew it was gonna be shit when i first heard about it happening and the actors they chose. but i didnt know it was...#...gonna be THIS BAD. like especially the visuals and dead air in between awkward one-liners that gave me secondhand embarrassment#0/10 dont watch Furiosa if you havent already. Fury Road is good. Furiosa is like... the dollar store version of that universe#like complete with the halloween store version of the characters costuming lmao i wouldnt doubt that cosplayers have prob done it way better
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porcelaincell · 5 months ago
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Hi! Here's a quick doodle I did! Kinda sucky, but oh well, drew it from memory.
Song - Clear eyes by Aiden swank & bleachblonde
What's ironic to me is that I was just listening to clear eyes when I thought of this drawing so I just decided to loop the song to help keep the image in my head while I drew it to the best of my memory!
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