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On the topic of Pete and food, I imagine one of the reasons he wasn't too fazed or broken by Vegas feeding him slop on the floor in a dog bowl is because this is his life in the mafia anyway. He comes from a very poor background, with no opportunities and no ways out. Then he gets picked to work for a super powerful family that has more money than God but still has their employees on a daily calorie budget. Pete eats his kid-appropriate meals and then serves Kinn his luxurious breakfasts. He can't go to the kitchen and say "mhm, today I feel like binging on sticky doughnuts and drinking bubble tea until I pop". The HUMILIATION is repeated daily and normalised, but I think Pete feels it more acutely than his co-workers from less bleak backgrounds. And sure it could be argued that Thai culture and customs revolve around respect and hierarchy and people who know their place don't feel vexed by witnessing their betters thrive. But the heart sees. Pete was a child who learned early on to not ask for anything, not wanting to make his parents have to say "no, we can't". He is not a pet. A pet is someone who looks at you with big eyes and suddenly you're on your knees spoonfeeding them pheasant confit. Pete is a bodyguard, a working dog. The kind you keep in a kennel and feed no more and no less than its prescribed diet. So when Vegas calls him a pet and feeds him from a dog bowl, Pete must be thinking "well at least this one has the grace to tell it how it is." And Vegas, unlike the main family, has the decency not to eat whole feasts in front of Pete and then ask Pete to clean after him.
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Prompt 292
“Oh I am blaming all of this on you T,” one of the beings in the summoning circle groans, burying their corpse-pale head in clawed hands as their white hair flickered.
“Me? Excuse me, I wasn’t the one to accept the summoning!” another being protested, hood hiding most of their face save for molten-gold eyes and glittering runes or code on dark blue skin. “I was trying to figure out how to convince PK to change our schedule to include more sleeping, so don’t look at me, look at S!”
“Well I didn’t accept it,” the only girl-sounding one scoffed, her crown of thorns seeming to writhe and bloom in her black hair for a moment. She crossed her arms, narrowing green eyes just a few shades darker than the white-haired one. “Maybe talk to whoever decided to summon us?”
All of the sudden the cultists and heroes were being peered down at by a trio of… honestly whatever they were, because they didn’t seem to be the “Infinite King” the cult had been attempting to summon. Actually, they kind-of-maybe looked like kids… Which probably meant their parents or caretakers wouldn’t be too pleased.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Halfa Trio#They all go by Phantom lol#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Storm Core Tucker#They’re all technically princes/princesses of the Realms thx to Pariah thinking they’re adorable lil violent ankle biters#Who practically tried to gnaw him to death & are just lil ghostlings not even 10 years old yet#Clockwork technically adopted them first#They made a deal with PK that they visit daily & he puts Amity Park BACK#Even if everyone is now ecto-contaminated from being in the Realms for a solid several hours or so#Honestly they’re getting way more sleep than they would if just one of them were halfas because they can take turns on night duty#Though yes they all have their own Dan equivalent#And I have no clue what happened with the clones besides Dani but she’s now all of their baby sister#She’s with the Yetis gettin medical care hence why she didn’t also get summoned#Fright Knight is their main teacher & they're going to have to fight to not have him assigned as their bodyguard after this summoning bs
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Offering lil doodles of them bc my eyes have been opened
#genshin impact#furina#clorinde#furinde#furina's character story 5 and her voicelines about clorinde has left me so mentally ill in the head#THE WAY FURINA FELT THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER WANTED AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY CLORINDE POPPED UP TO INVITE HER TO A LIL GATHERING AMONG FRIENDS#NOT TO MENTION THAT CLORINDE IMMEDIATELY OFFERED TO PAY FOR HER TO HAVE BETTER LIVING CONDITIONS#EVEN WHEN DECLINED SHE STILL HELPED FURINA TIDY UP HER NEW APARTMENT BEFORE THEY WENT OUT FOR DRINKS TOGETHER#the way clorinde was no longer bound to any sort of contract but still went to visit furina and help her out of her own volition is so?????#AND the fact that little miss stonefaced 24/7 clorinde actually SMILED at furina???? chewing on aluminum foil#oughhhh they scratch at my brain so nicely#ALSO!! ALSO!! THE LONGING IN FURINA'S VOICE WHEN SHE SAYS HOW MUCH SHE TRUSTS CLORINDE AND MISSES HER IS SO!!!!!!!!!#crawling on the walls and howling as we speak#4.2 had made me already so deranged about furina to the point where she shot up from being just a funky lil guy to straight hyperfixation#I just thinjk;;;;;;; she deserves to be happy for once in her life (and have her lil emotional support bodyguard gf w/ her to smooch)
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and thirdly, i didn't want him to beat me up
#quinnbrady nation is so incredibly UP!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!#smiling thru it all i cant believe this is my life lebron dot jpg#boybestfriends will always prevail dearest mutuals NEVER FORGET THIS. we can overcome quinn saying brady wasn't his bestie when this exists#brady trying to beat the bodyguard allegations when it's quinn.... you have to laugh you truly do#i actually feel sick to my stomach... they are so stupid important. to me#quinn hughes#brady tkachuk#asg 2024
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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you're my best friend, i'll love you 'till one of us dies.
#ethubs#trafficshipping#divorce duo#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#bdubs#etho x bdubs#wild life#life series#ethubs art#this is exogen!ethubs please read my funny lil royalty/bodyguard sci fi series
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i think it’s very funny that grian is dark green but insists on teaming exclusively with all the yellows and reds. grian happily setting up a trap surrounded by 3 reds and 2 yellows. bird in a snake den trying to make friends, the other greens watching knowing this is doomed to end so badly (it is). “you trust me!” said before shoving grian off a ledge. it’s like the scene in tangled where rapunzel skips merrily into the bar full of criminals and fails to notice how much she doesn’t fit in. Local Green Name thinks he’s the same as the reds and just wants to help everybody (and is maybe also full of bloodlust), and Gives Red/Yellow Teammates A Heart Attack
#grian#trafficblr#traffic smp#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#mumbo and skizz being >:( both times is so funny#worlds worst bodyguards keep it up fellas
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Kauppakeskus Forum IG story 07.11.24
#having the biggest fomo of my life right now 🥲#käärijä#häärijä#the bodyguard#video#kauppakeskus forum#november 2024
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its so funny how joel and etho hang around gem like her guard dogs and threaten everyone who talks to her, this whole time they were the ones obsessed with Her
#geminitay#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#im thinking thoughts and its smth along the lines of Bodyguards aus#life series#wild life spoilers#wild life
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Creaking BigB + Creaking Heart Smajor has a death grip on me. Imagine with me. Play with me in this space. BigB finding his way back to Scott for seemingly no reason over and over again. Scott instinctually trusting BigB and not knowing why. BigB showing up at GGGG’s base when the sun sets feeling like he has to protect Scott. BigB showing strange levels of aggression towards Scott’s enemies who haven’t done anything towards BigB (Joel it’ll just be Joel and maybe Jimmy). BigB sneaking up behind people trying to attack Scott. Scott giving BigB food because he’s BigB’s heart. This imaginary dynamic is reaping me of all my creativity. All my brainpower is going into this. I can’t get things done anymore. I need to think about them for 30 minutes every 3 hours.
#bigbstatz#bigb#smajor#trafficblr#traffic life#god help me#it’s keeping me up at night#not even in a romantic way really#i mean it can be if you want#but im thinking more like a bodyguard to his prince#wild life smp
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The problem with a lot of traffic life interpretations in my opinion is they don't understand character foils or don't employ them in their writing. Grian-Martyn and Scar-Ren are genuinely pretty good character foils for a series that is not really scripted or planned out like a book is. I could go on and on about how they parallel each other and the similarities between them. Even the smaller details between the four usually match up
leaving the rant in the tags so I don't have a huge block of text again ueueue
#jamies bad posts#like a simple example grian is an “unwilling” (though we all know thats bs) bodyguard/protector of scar#while martyn is a willing protector of ren#but i was just watching rendogs first episode and he says that his plan is to first go around attempting to trade with everyone#and it just. it STRIKES me how similar scar and ren are#they both have tempers when called for they both go around playing a friend to all and trying to trade#fuck it in the first few minutes of rens episode hes chasing rabbits around the desert#like ren and scar are two sides of the same coin in the context of third life#thats what makes the dogwarts/monopoly mountain arc so INTERESTING#because they both have goals good and bad and when you watch the others povs each side looks so... intimidating. so different#its only when you get really up close you realize theyre the same type of person#like martyn and grian idk just watching them interact is fun. its really fun#the way martyn gave grian a diamond sword in third life to protect him versus grian doing that w etho secret life#i can mostly think of just the little details but like. come ON#GO WATCH THEIR VIDEOS. ITS SO UNCANNY.#ren and scar genuinely drive me insaneee it drives me insaneee#ok like rendog makes a business out of enchanting and do you know what scar goes insane every season afterwards trying to get#the FUCKING enchanting table#if u like watcher lore u also get the yummy fact that grian and martyn were BOTH on evo#like....#the watcher/listener parallels. idk#third life#3rd life#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#grian#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar
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more about og tue timeline twins danny and dan/jamie
very touchy with each other. you might even say. ccclingy. its to be expected, they're two halves of a whole after all and all they've got of each other. worryingly co-dependent. do not separate. ever.
Danny was really weak and sick after the initial separation, and was for a while after. Jamie knew internally that if Danny died, he'd take the whole world with it. He was the one sole caretaker for him while he got better -- not for lack of trying on Vlad's part, but without his ghost powers he was nothing more than a feeble (albeit handsomely rich) man, and James looked ready to bite his head off if he got within ten feet of either of them.
Vlad is intimately aware that James (or Danny, if he tried) could snap his spine in half like a twig, and is uncomfortably aware of his own lack of ghost half now. It makes him feel self-conscious and exposed, so he never fully returns back to "cocky and self-assured billionaire Vlad Masters". Making deals with other brands feels a lot harder now that he can no longer possess them anymore.
Speaking of, he very quickly has to come up with a cover story as to why there's now a James Daniel Fenton to the public, when no records whatsoever of him existing existed prior. Lots of forging false government documents on his end. James and Danny do not help because it's his fault this happened in the first place.
(Regardless of whether or not Danny actually willingly chose to rip out his ghost half/humanity in canon is true, or if that was Vlad Masters speaking out of his ass, a large part of the blame still falls on Masters.)
(As his primary caretaker and guardian, it's his responsibility to ensure the health and safety of his charge, and since Danny was in clear emotional duress at the time, it can be argued that he was not in the mental state to make such a decision. And, allegedly, couldn't do it on his own which is why he asked Vlad for help.)
I chose "James" as Dan's name since it's a popular fanon middle name for Danny, and since he's half of Danny, it felt like it just made sense lol. Also because of the ensuing comedy of the two of them introducing themselves as "James Daniel Fenton" and "Daniel James Fenton". It's got the same energy as "danny with a y" and "danny with an i" and it's the exact kind of name bullshit you expect parents to give their twins.
I don't have their exact personalities down, but something I am actively writing into this au's bible is that I think Danny should be the quiet and (ig technically) meaner one. There's a lot to go into about interpretations for ghosts, halfas, and the incident itself, but TL:DW; Danny is technically soulless, or at the very least missing half of his soul (altho Jamie is too just in a different direction).
Pair that with the trauma of losing his family in front of him + having his ghost half ripped out + all the trauma he would've sustained as a hero, and he's not doing too hot mentally! i think if the twins met good timeline!Danny, Danny would've mistaken Danny for Dan and Jamie for the original half.
He comes off to others as pretty apathetic and indifferent to a borderline terrifyingly calm degree. He doesn't go out of his way to insult people, but he also doesn't care enough to consider the other party's feelings so he doesn't filter himself, which makes him come off as rude. The only times he looks truly comfortable is when he's near Jamie or talking to him.
His standoffish, ice prince demeanor makes Jamie look like a saint in comparison. When really he's not all that much better? He's more outwardly emotional than Danny, whether that be positive or negative, but at the end of the day he doesn't trust or care about anyone else any more than Danny does, and he's got a bit of a sadistic streak. Danny reigns him in when he starts becoming too destructive.
(Which I think makes sense. Danny asked Vlad to rip out his ghost half specifically so he could stop feeling his human emotions. Dan, despite his monotone voice, does exhibit emotions. He's smug when he asks Valerie if he likes his ghostly wail, sardonic when he reunites with Sam and Tucker, annoyed, shocked at Danny's ghostly wail, etc. He enjoys wreaking destruction and chaos.)
(If Danny had survived his encounter with Dan and if Vlad was successful, then I imagine he'd be rather apathetic to his other half as a whole. That'd be interesting.)
Overall though they're both hurt, bitter, and distrustful of the world around them, with abandonment issues a mile wide. They can get better and they can heal, but it takes time and patience and proper support.
On the DPxDC side of things, they do genuinely hold some kind of respect or regard for Bruce. They also don't become vigilantes for a while. Neither of them are jumping at the bit to enter heroism again, not when it was heroism that killed their family in the first place.
In fact when they find out Bruce = Batman they think he's foolish for it. They think its a fool's errand, and they've been so spurned by their time as Phantom that for a few weeks, Jamie even refused to call Bruce anything but Sisyphus. Danny called him Tantalus, and the two of them had a faux-argument about which one was more accurate.
Bruce does, though, worm his way into both of their hearts, and that's like, the main reason they become vigilantes to join him. So that they could keep him safe and not because of any desire to return to the heroic life. Relearning to care and finding satisfaction in helping others was an unintentional side effect.
(Bruce is so very smug)
Essentially:
The Twins: this is our squishy and fragile adoptive father. If anything happened to him, we're becoming mass extinction events.
Bruce: Nnno.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danny phantom#the twins au#dan phantom#batman and his no-good terrifying little bodyguards. they're both like 5'2 and weigh 90lbs soaking wet and are capable of great violence#he can scruff them both with both hands. they're like two wet cats.#bruce: these are my children Daniel and James | the twins: *emanating little orphan tom riddle energy from behind him*#danny can experience emotions btw they're just dulled(??) to an extent. he doesn't feel them as intensely as Jamie does. in some cases#he knows he should be feeling SOME kind of emotion he just doesn't. being around Jamie helps amplify them. some kind of feedback thing#Jamie is a mischief maker. enjoys wreaking subtle chaos on other people especially people of his ire. laughs at other's misfortune.#neither of them are all that sympathetic when bruce takes them in. but they dO like. like~ him when he does. in some way. they prefer him#over vlad at least. by the time they become vigilantes they genuinely care about him. if not as family then at the very least as a friend.#which means. congrats bruce! you've unlocked the [ viciously protective sons ] perk! have fun with your mini ragnaroks :)#cannot express enough that the twins DO like and respect bruce. there's a genuine care and mutual friendship/relationship there.#yeah they dont need bruce's permission (technically) to be vigilantes but with the way they're set up why WOULD they lmao.#they have no incentive to return to the hero life and in fact comma have the incentive to do the exact opposite and avoid it.#so i give them believable incentive >:]#batdad aus go brrrrrrrr#referring to dan as a 'mass extinction event' is my new favorite way to refer to him <33 bc its technically true
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tfw ur parental figures are all too busy being evil cult members to parent (or even greet you)
#the introductory scene for lexaeus & zexion in com is kinda funny (and sad) when u realize its basically#zex just trying to say hi to his dad/bodyguard/partial-caretaker/familial adult#just to be COMPLETELY ignored like LEX YOURE (one of) HIS CARETAKER(s)#poor zexion. he has so many dads but when all of them are in the same evil cult as u i guess that kinda puts a damper on things#(im joking but this scene is actually pretty sad when u think about zexions life for too long)#(but that goes for a lot of things about zexion/ienzo tbh)#(poor guy)#zexion#lexaeus#vexen#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts chain of memories#kh#kh com#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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you know what james potter needs?
more blood.
#GIMME BLOODY JAMES POTTER#RN#GIVE HIM TO ME#i have never needed anything more in my life#give me james with an axe#give me james with a gun#bodyguard james#vampire james#give me all the bloody james#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#harry potter#jegulus#james potter#james fleamont potter#jfp
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Special Ops: Lioness - 1x08
#specialopslionessedit#special ops lioness#special ops: lioness#aaliyah amrohi#cruz manuelos#stephanie nur#laysla de oliveira#special ops lioness 1x08#special ops lioness spoilers#aaliyah x cruz#femslash related stuff#muslim lgbt#and then she literally cries gayly against the door#I actually really adored this scene#for showing their dynamic outside of the lust#like they're genuinely laughing and getting along#how many people in her life has aaliyah been at ease in front of?#not her parents#siblings or friends#she has a bodyguard around at most events#and then that smoldering look down at cruz's lips before leaning in to kiss her#and being so hurt and understanding at the rejection!#and that smile as she leaves#aaliyah...loml#so many times I've said ''they're in love'' about subtext couples#it still feels wild when I say it and it's literally canon#these two are genuinely in love here!
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im gonna scream. scott had like ten fucking people chasing him and he dodged them again and again and again. meanwhile martyns fucking chasing him and that one moment of “i dont tr—“ scott cutting himself off and martyn going “im not going to kill you!” and scott correcting to say “no not you! them-“ because despite everything he trusts martyn. and then he fucking asks martyn to kill him “scott come towards me!” and jimmys whaling on him and its so close and the absolute sigh of relief when its martyns kill instead-
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