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[nxnamikento]

Live reaction to the new art

[mariemariemaria]

why are they doing a LIVERPOOL medley like...they do know the UK didn't win last year? Where's the Ukrainian music?

[elemental-plane]

something something the inevitability of oscar remembering NOTHING besides the man who cursed him. he won't remember his wife, his children, maybe even himself. all that will remain will be a husk of a man and the one who pushed this curse upon him. damn you sam riegel and your tragic characters that i immediately get invested in

[theroundbartable]

Gaius: i can't travel that far anymore, Sire. You should send Merlin. He's ready.

Arthur: Ready? Ready for what? What are you talking about?

Gaius: why did you think Merlin came to Camelot all these years ago?

Gaius: .....

Gaius: did none of you know why Merlin came to Camelot? Who of you didn't know Merlin came to become a physician, raise your hands.

Everyone, minus Gwen: *raise hands*

Gaius: Merlin, put your hand down.

[punkinspice]

omg it just hit me that Maria probably chose to sacrifice herself like that because she knew she was dying any way, and knew she wouldn't have been able to survive Earth without the Arc's technology, and Shadow would have had to watch her die regardless of the raid or not, so she probably figured that Shadow would actually have a fighting chance if she saved him first.

[fangswbenefits]

Listen.

I am once again begging you to see the vision:

Astarion with Tav whom he trusts and loves dearly.... and just coming undone when she calls him "good boy" for trying to relentlessly to breed her.

GUYS

[theonlyblackcanary]

Not Sterek being in a Wikipedia page about queer baiting 🤣🤣🤣

[dreamingticklee]

cant stop thinking about the concept of the 12 days of christmas song but each number is what you get tickled like "three rib pokes", "7 tummy scritches", "eleven knee squeezes" ect and having to go through the whole song as more and more tickles get added and repeated over and over 😵‍💫

[meaningtotellyou]

maybe i’m clowning but taylor saying she needs us for her well-being makes me think the green dot really is her coming to scroll and check on us

[ayo-edebiri]

The best kiss has to be a joke.....

[loadinghellsing]

Small Anderson refrences, because while I have canonical Alucard refrences, I don't have ones for Anderson.

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Okay I get the inspection kink thing now.

Those black latex gloves🥴

[muadweeb]

NEXT LEVEL HATER 💯 😎 💶 🤯 🚫

[puhpandas]

not the ruin 2 fangame dawko played making me pissed off immediately because it called Gregory a dumbass for cutting the elevator

[gorespawn]

anyone wanna hear some fresh gore gossip? of course you do.

my brother works at a parkour gym in town, and he knows most of the people who train there and those who do acrobatic type of sports in the area. anyway, he wasn't there, because he had a fever on that day, but there was a FREAK ACCIDENT.

his friend was doing his little parkour routine, running on the blocks and scaling the tables and walls and whatnot, and he must've been going at a mighty speed, like a crazy mighty speed, because when he was to make a three meter leap between platform A to platform B, he miscalculated i guess, missed by a decimeter, and hit his shin on the edge of platform B.

and his leg fell off.

i didn't know legs could do that.

do you realise how fast you must be running to get such a momentum when you jump that you stub your toe on a table and your leg falls off????

the edge cleaved through the skin, it cleaved straight through the bone and straight through the calf muscle and the fat tissue. it cleaved through literally everything except the skin on the back of the guy's calf. so the whole lower leg of his just hung there, dangling by the skin.

had they had kitchen scissors at the ready, they could've just cut off that thin remaining skin and thrown his entire lower leg away. like it was OFF. dude got AMPUTATED AT THE GYM.

they have to get a replacement for that platform too, because he hit it with such force that his leg made a dent in the wood. not a crack. a dent. a pit, a leg shaped pit. like he molded the wood around his shin as it simultaneously cut his whole leg off. like a meat axe

anyway he screamed bloody murder of course and fell and then proceeded to bleed over a liter all over the floor and everyone had to hold him still so he wouldn't tear the remaining skin of his leg off in his panic. the kid who called the ambulance has had nightmares ever since apparently, which like, fair.

anyway the ambulance arrived and abra cadabra the orthopedists somehow managed to magically reattach the leg again and screw the bone back together and sew all the other tissue together, putting his leg in one of those sort of morbid metal cages that are all frankenstein style with the freakishly large bolts and whatnot.

the grand finish of the story is that guys who do parkour are fucking insane bc he's back at the gym now ready to jump