#bodily functions cw

[xemboy]

Urolagnia and omorashi flags! Only for consensual non-radqueer use.

Urolagnia: a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to, sexual interest in, or arousal from urine and/or urination. Also called urophilia.

Omorashi: a multifaceted kink under the urolagnia umbrella involving sexual attraction to, sexual interest in, or arousal from any of the following: having a full bladder, needing to urinate, accidents resulting from needing to urinate, intentionally wetting oneself, or witnessing others in such a predicament.

Had a lot of fun making these since they're relevant to my... interests.

RADQUEER/PROSHIP/PROFIC DNI. MY FLAGS ARE NOT FOR YOU.

[ID: A flag made of seven diagonal stripes going from the lower left to upper right. The first and last stripes are very thick, and the second and sixth are slightly thick. From left to right, the stripes are golden yellow, yellow, light yellow, black, light yellow, yellow, and golden yellow. /End ID.]

[ID: A flag made of seven diagonal stripes going from the lower left to upper right. The first and last stripes are very thick, and the second and sixth are slightly thick. From left to right, the stripes are golden yellow, ivory, white, pink, white, ivory, and golden yellow. /End ID.]

[coulsonlives]

Bruh what.

Lemme get this straight... Chlorine doesn't actually have a smell. So the classic 'pool smell' that you're so familiar with isn't actually from the chlorine in that pool... It's actually from chloramines, which only form when a chlorinated pool has been peed in...

How much pee is in that pool?

Don't pee in the pool (it's worse than gross!)

Excuse me while I never swim in a public pool ever again.

[jazeswhbvault]

I have cats and they always follow me to the bathroom. They literally stand on guard outside of it. My calico bby literally sits under my legs and I’m just like hello????

I don’t mind if they do it though. Clearly they are protecting me while I do my business. I think?

So now I’m having a silly headcanon of our bois trying to do the same thing and you’re just like ummm I can go to the bathroom by myself

Satan: no you can’t last time you did Beel was there

Beelzebub: of course I was….where else would I be? a creep could be watching them

Leviathan: you sound like you were the creep

Mammon: all the bathrooms at my palace are private and sanitized hourly 😌 best place for safety

Satan: hell no the toilets clog too easy

Leviathan: ????? If you’re going to be disgusting in chat then leave

Satan: 😈😈😈😈

Mammon: Ah that’s why we made that one bathroom specifically for you Satan, the toilet is shorter so you can sit on it properly

Satan: do you wanna die?

Reader: uh I’m done in the bathroom. I told you I could go alone

Leviathan: you weren’t alone. Foras reported to me that you were okay and no one else was in there

Reader: ????????? Seriously!

Satan: Levi, tell your men not to be perverts

Leviathan: Shut up. Right now.

Mammon: I hope you digested everything properly ☺️ we can change your diet if you’re having problems

Reader: thanks Mammon…..😑

Beelzebub: what are we talking about again? ✨🖤

[pigeonstardrop]

Very important question for the Don't Starve fandom:

(Specifically headcanon-wise, screw the lore!)

[madmaryholiday]

OK cool. So I guess my body skipped over the UTI and went straight to a kidney infection.

Probably. The blood in my urine + a low-grade fever indicates that the UTI has advanced to the kidneys.

That, or I might have another kidney stone? But given that I have zero pain in my kidney area, I'm thinking it's unlikely? Especially with how, uh, visibly reddened my urine sample was. Fingers crossed, I guess.

Getting antibiotics, so hopefully that makes me feel better soon. We'll find out, I guess.

[bleakfortune]

lalala la la lal ala la u dont have to read this your decision heed the warning tag

[fandom-hoarder]

[TW for puke talk]

Y'know those visual gags in manga and anime, when a character is so stressed about a project or something that they just throw up out of nowhere? Maybe they even go right back to talking or working after puking. Maybe they're sitting hunched over their computer fixing code an hour past their deadline, turning to the side to heave violently into a bowl, and returning harriedly to their screen like that didn't just happen, face a mess.

Anyway after watching my daughter the last couple of weeks, and ending up in the ER with her, I'm convinced those "visual gags" are simply things the actual artists experienced in real life. No matter how outrageous it looks, that really happened.

[yarnnerdally]

I'm just really mad because hormones but

(Content warnings in tags)

I HATE PERIOD POOPS

That is all.

[regular-ordinary-human]

If there's one thing I love more than being woken up in the middle of the night by a significant and urgent need to use the bathroom, it's when my intestines decide that we need to do this again two hours later.

It's not like the human body requires sleep or anything.

[revvywevvy]

help i cant stop nausea salivating TT_TT

imagining chip and misty holding me while I sit here face in bucket perpetually spitting since my anti nausea meds are taking ages to kick in ;;

[xemboy]

Eructophilia and Eproctophilia flags! As you may see, they're in the same format as my CKP flag. This is so that those using my flags can clearly indicate that they are consensual and not PRAT-friendly, and to make image descriptions easier and more consistent to make.

Eructophilia: a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to, interest in, or arousal from belching.

Eproctophilia: a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to, interest in, or arousal from flatulence.

(@eructophilia requester, I will make a gender related to it along with the hoplophilia gender request in the same post, but i'm posting my flag backlog first.)

RADQUEERS/PROSHIP/PROFIC DNI THIS FLAG IS NOT FOR YOU

[ID: A flag made of seven diagonal stripes going from the upper left to bottom right. The first and last stripes are very thick, and the second and sixth are slightly thick. From left to right, the stripes are pistachio, yellowish green, olive, army green, olive, yellowish green, pistachio. /End ID.]

[ID: A flag made of seven diagonal stripes going from the upper left to bottom right. The first and last stripes are very thick, and the second and sixth are slightly thick. From left to right, the stripes are pinkish brown, light brown, brown, dark brown, brown, light brown, pinkish brown. /End ID.]

[coulsonlives]

Y'all, people can't purposefully 'hold it in' when they're menstruating! Unlearn this.

Unlike your bladder sphincter, it's impossible to purposefully close your cervical opening to keep the blood in your uterus. If you have weirdly freakishly strong kegels/pelvic floor muscles, you might be able to delay things, but that's very uncommon and it definitely will not be the same efficacy as holding your pee in. For all intents and purposes, having your period is just like having an intermittent nose bleed... and you can't stop those either, right?

Pls for the love of basic anatomy, learn how periods work. Stop telling people they should be able to 'hold it in'.

[pseuddamntired]

If you can’t remember “purulent” (I am certainly not likely to remember to use that specific word in an animal-wound scenario if I’m panicked about it), may I suggest:

Pus-like (discharge, fluid, gunk). Pus-filled (wound, cut, etc)

These avoid the out of place “pussy” term.

Honestly I don’t think it’s too bad of a word to use, it’s perfectly understandable. Except that apparently vets are getting these messages in droves, so they probably get a little sick of it oof

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[topaz-mutiny]

You ever have such perfect timing that as soon as it hits New Years in your timezone, your uterus activates?

[allenkleinofficial]

People should always be able to mention periods and pregnancy and abortion

[a-bunch-of-bees]

When you're sick is there a way to make your body shit of out instead of throwing it up?