#boat god

[voltstone]

for all you new and uncultured swine.

welcome to the fandom. now get wrecked.

[theminecraftloser]

Guys here me out

EDIT: THERE’S A COUPLE AWESOME BITS OF ART IN THE NOTES EVERYONE LOOK AND ADMIRE THEM!

[inkydiamonds]

I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.

So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.

I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.

This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.

And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.

But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.

Oh.

This motherfucker.

He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...

From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this

[thisisahyperfixationnow]

Welcome back SmallEtho you have been missed

[blocksruinedme]

They're going to kill me. It was never supposed to be a full-time job, being a SmallEtho fan.

Etho: Oh yeah Joel would *really* like camels, they got long necks. ?: [laughter] Gem: [Incredibly frustrated noise] Etho: Never thought about that Pearl: [in incredulous, annoyed shock] OH.

[edit: okay multiple people have said it's doc cackling

so doc got the "joel the neck kisser" joke before even joel's friends

well them.]

[SECOND EDIT: Please follow/rb @whereonhermitcraftisjoel to help me get more Joel clips! Send submissions/asks/dms/tag me!

Here's the intro post to reblog! https://whereonhermitcraftisjoel.tumblr.com/post/741538476741345280/hello-and-welcome-to-hermit-joel-hunting

[pndrax]

For even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart

ohhh i love gay people ohhhhh

( @las--nevadas ) <- look at this guy this art was for him

[goldetrash]

Saw @unicornpopcorn14's silly fic of Dazai's house getting put onto a cargo ship from this post

[jasonsbruce]

"That's not what happened."

[sluttyhenley]

THE BOYS IN THE BOAT (2023) dir. George Clooney

[aj-artjunkyard]

I’m all for Unreliable Narrator Apollo™ straight up misremembering myths instead of admitting to myself that Rick got a few things wrong

Lester!Apollo: demigods can be so weird and unpredictable! When that Clytemnestra girl murdered her husband simply because he made one tiny little human sacrifice to me… yikes, am I right?

The same Apollo 2,000 years before, sending a 3rd volley of plague arrows straight into the Greek camp: Agamemnon when I get you. When I get you Agamemnon. Agamemnon when I get you

[obsob]

beloved!!!

[prudentseer]

Somebody please remind Joel he has a wife that he's comfortable being shipped with so he can STOP SHIPPING HIMSELF WITH MEN

[aloneinthedark-eagle]

Bread fight in the ocean 💦 🚢💦

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

You know, in movies where they get a character to essentially glow up to seduce someone, but then they're really, really bad at flirting? That's Charles, seemingly being assigned by the GPDA to swear, and him essentially becoming a wide-eyed country girl in the big city for the first time during this mission* lmao. He tried so hard to make it look casual, but he practically tripped over himself to bring Max and his penalty up at every opportunity in preparation of dropping the swear bomb and possibly joining him in community service 😭✋️.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

This scene never fails to crack me up!

VINCENT PRICE - HIS KIND OF WOMAN (1951)

[0yorixu]

secret life stuff and I spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to draw etho's hair in a way I liked