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well since smallidarity kissed again I feel like I'm mandated to come back on here to share my artistic rendition

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MR ZEDAPH SIR WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY I-

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They should remove this guy from the game

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“MUMBO!”

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cub to the rescue

for context that blue line is for wind charges. cub probably went to turn doc's farm off

also scar lives for the drama

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New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

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I feel like only 5 people will get this but….

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i'm noticing some themes this season

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First Jimmy under shot the ender pearl, then his bucket clutch water logged the tree leaves.

My guy has the skillz to survive but his luck is absolutely horrendous.

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First Mumbo Jumbo heat post then Mumbo Jumbo glowing with his pregnancy post. And now? So many new baby Grumbots, healthy and ready to kill people. The Grumbo reproductive cycle is complete <3

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it's november 16th and my best friend brought up my tweet from 4 years ago where i said that if anyone was overwhelmed by what was happening on the dsmp they could go watch phil because he made sure he would have a chill stream that day and oh this did not age well LMAOOO whenever i see this i just have to laugh

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two ends of the same spectrum

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mossy logs should be a thing

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now THIS is an unhinged moment 😭

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one time in minecraft i built myself a secret underground base because i was experimenting with redstone, i built a lighting system of redstone lamps, as well as an emergency self-destruct feature

i put the light switch and the self-destruct switch next to each other

can you guess what happened next?

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The only two braincells on that whole mountain

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4 years ago today holy shittt happy birthday to the great potato war o7