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the sudden cut to jimmy has me crying laughing on the floor

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I spent hours on this and it’s so stupid but I don’t care 😭

(If you are wondering for some of these pics I literally jumped into Minecraft and screenshotted it, it was weirdly fun, like a photoshoot of sorts)

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Being hyperfixated on mcyt is so embarrassing. How do I tell people my favorite thing in the world for the past year 1/2 has been this guy.

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all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

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The fandom really ate with the Jizzie ship name, I love it

[ edit: I’ve been informed it wasn’t the fandom who came up with the ship name, but Jizzie themselves and that makes it even better ]

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I simply say Steve and no one ever questions who I mean

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On this, the second anniversary of the Evergiven getting stuck in the Suez Canal, I would like to remind everyone that Joe Hills built a model of the ship in his season 7 base, the Strait of Joebraltar.

It is worth mentioning that Bdubs was once trying to transport a villager through the Strait of Joebraltar and he was not able to get through because the ship was in the way. So yes, it did disrupt nautical trade on the server.

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“Exile therapy”

BRO

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

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As it turns out, Herobrine is an actual username on Minecraft, confirming he’s real. I know this because Mineimator can go through minecraft java and grab the currently used skin of pretty much any java player ever created. And it turns out Herobrine is real, and he is currently wearing a cat onesie, and words can not express my fucking confusion.

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this bloody cat keeps messing with the redstone

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making some kind of connection here

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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who is more wet cat

jon sims

mumbo jumbo

i am

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Scar, walking a camel through Isk*ll’s base: dude, can we like, can we demo this shit over here?

Cub: uh Scar I’m streaming by the way

LMAO???

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Grumbot and Jrumbot

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MUMBO FOR MAYOR!!! VOTE THREE YEARS AGO!!! (alt vers below the cut!)

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