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Guys season 2 of Blue Eye Samurai is nuts, the animation and setting is off the rails, Rand is actually the father and I think he made all that lotus pollen or some shit through genetic engineering???
#inside job#reagan ridley#blue eye samurai#mizu#mizu blue eye samurai#blue eye crack#inside crack#inside samurai#samurai job#what the fuck am I doing lol#Ringo is Brett now London is crazy
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every single day i think about how he doesn't take pregame naps bc he pisses too much
#sry i know y'all kept asking since i said that. finally got around to relistening both episodes#cracked the mystery on why he had a home points streak only 23-24. girl. girrrrlll unhand the water bottle n shut those pretty blue eyes#high button sports#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche#avs lb
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* 𝑹𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓,
summary: Mizu visits one late night, things escalate but is it for better or worse?
pairings: Mizu x Reader
warnings: angst, nsfw
a/n: i couldn’t help it.
“Mizu,” you say her name breathlessly, your hands gripping the sheets tightly at your sides. The samurai between your legs below response with a grunt and the feeling of her warm breath nearing your cunt is driving you nearly insane, “Please, I need you.”
A gasp leaves your lips upon feeling her wet, hot tongue flat against your folds, licking your slit, up and down, a sensation causing your hips to buck forward on their own. Your brows narrow in concentration at how well her tongue plays with your folds and with every flick, nip, and suck — it’s all too much.
“Oh fuck,” you moan loudly. Her tough skin snake around your inner thighs, her hands hold your legs open so that she scoots your lower body closer to her mouth as much as possible, not wanting you to pull away. “Mizu wait-”
Her tongue thrusts inside not waiting. Cries of pleasure, your hands fly to her hair and down to her face to force it closer. You don’t think you ever wanted more than right now. What made it overwhelming was when you peer below and meet her blue eyes.
While fucking you with her tongue, they were already staring, watching you…what are you thinking about? You wonder as her tongue takes you closer to a release.
You don’t break eye contact as your fingers dig into the sides of her face, holding her there, close in between your legs, eating your pussy like it’s what she’s meant for. Her blue eyes pierce up at you, eager to please and…is that fear?
The band holding you together breaks when Mizu angles her face thrusting her tongue deeper, hitting that one spot, her nose bumping into your clit all at the same time. It shouldn’t be complicated for what comes afterwards but you can’t break eye contact with her as your thighs shake around her head.
Mizu pulls away once she cleans your mess, her lips shining with your arousal and you want to look away, stop the warm feeling creeping in your stomach but she looks so pretty. No words exchange seeing Mizu lick her own lips and move upwards so that her body leans over yours.
With her body plant against yours now, you feel every curve and bone. You don’t want her to get off you. You don’t want this moment between you two to end. Staring openly up at her while she stares down at you, you don’t notice your own hands moving unconsciously to grab at her waist, feeling the skin beneath twitch under your touch.
“Was that okay?” Finding her voice, it is soft, concern for you and you feel it in your stomach again. Her gaze never leaves yours, expecting an answer but you only hear your heart pounding inside your chest. Can she feel it? How could someone so sharp like her sword, blue like her eyes and mysterious like her cloak that hides what needs to be hidden look so — “Y/N?”
“Why are we doing this?” You blurt out, you instantly regret it catching Mizu off guard.
It lingers in the air, the question swarming around the room awaiting for a response that you believe won’t come. Uncomfortable by the silence, you muster up, embarrass by your words and say, “Nevermind that, I need to get dress.” You chuckle dryly as you go to move from underneath Mizu not wanting to let her see the pain hidden behind your eyes.
However, when you move an inch, Mizu kisses you, the softness of her lips pressing against your own shuts you up and the need to leave vanishes away. You want to hate her for that, to confront her on why she insist on pushing you away whenever things become real but when Mizu wraps you into her embrace, pulling you tight in her arms, kissing you like lovers only do, you decide anything is better than nothing.
Mizu pulls back, her low darken blue eyes studying your face closely. The longer she stares, her eyes flickering all around, you feel your face become warm with insecurities and you whisper quietly for her stop it but she ignores it. You wonder if she’s trying to memorize the sight of you before she has to go.
Will she be back?
The thought of that brings fear of your own and you kiss Mizu this time. Your hands move up to her face, holding her cheeks and she seems slightly surprise but returns the kiss with equal favor. You try not to think as her lips move with yours in such a deep, slow and tender kiss. Will this ever be enough? Mizu makes a soft noise when your tongue teases her. This will never be enough.
“Mizu,” you say her name between kisses, almost like a plead and you fucking hate it when she pulls away. “Please, I-I really-” Mizu cuts you off by sliding her hand between your bodies and back between your legs where it aches.
#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai mizu#mizu blue eye samurai#mizu x reader#wlw#bes#blue eye samurai x reader#blue eye samurai taigen#lesbian#fanfics#fanfiction#bes x reader#crack#mizu#mizu x you
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danny fenton: superbat’s illegitimate son conspiracy
Danny, who is so bad at hiding his powers (flying, super strength, glowing beams, etc) and looks like Bruce when he was a child.
Everyone else: Danny, are you secretly Bruce and Clark’s illegitimate son?
#i dont know#a crack fic i guess#the people asking danny might be bat siblings#and young justice league#who knows bruce is batman at least#now that i think about it bruce and clark have dark hair blue eyes#danny fenton#danny phantom#bruce wayne#clark kent#superbat#batfamily#dpxdc#dp x dc
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I would just like to say how happy it makes me that Cub is providing Scar with firework rocket arrows
FIRST WE GOT JIMMY CRYING FOR HIS DADS DOC AND ETHO ON THE DECKED OUT STREAM!
AND NOW!!!
We have guy in the chair Cub providing Scar with his Hot Guy gear!!!
ITS HAPPENING!
#the AU is coming true before my eyes#my delight is immeasurable#cubfan135#Hermitcraft 10#goodtimeswithscar#gtws hotguy#through the sky blue cracks#doctho#docm77#etho#hermitcraft
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house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not
#house md#hilson#interesting is very subjective but whatvevr#one has to wonder how wilson felt during all that too#theyre freaks. affectionate and an insult#imagine getting served divorce papers right before big fuckoff conference for doctor things#and you blow your top because of a song on repeat so you cause property damage#only to get bailed out later by a guy who's sort of been stalking you all day with his blue x ray eyes#then you guys become best friends but also he makes jokes about wanting to fuck you a Lot#i want to study him like a little rat i wanna crack open his skull and touch his grey matter and see what twitches#anyway. im normal now
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BEWARE THE IMPOSTOR!!!!
⚠️ 🎩 ⚠️ / 🎩 ⚠️ 🎩 / ⚠️ 🎩 ⚠️
#eye#question mark#slime#bill cipher#gravity falls#pancake#green#red#yellow#blue#dance#bowtie#clay cracking#knife#blade#sharp object#among us#smiley face#lemon#food#stim#stimboard#not request
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tf when your transmask rival situationship fucking dies (allegedly)
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Im pretty sure someones already made this but i couldn't help it
#gojo satoru#mizu blue eye samurai#sans undertale#shitpost#meme#crack post#blue eyes#jujutsu kaisen#blue eyed samurai#undertale#bro why did they make their eyes so freaky T-T#funny#sillyposting#crack
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Blue Diamond Miss Trixtin and Pearl Philza for @chrisrin 's gemcyt au!!
#mcyt#miss trixtin#philza#gemcyt#als art#I was just vibing thinking about this au when I realized Kristin would be a great blue diamond#I feel like I could have done more with this design but blue diamonds actual design is pretty simple so I didn't want to add too many thing#also phil was going to be a green pearl at first but I wanted him to be blonde so I made him yellow-green <3#that is the only reason I made that choice#also maybe a bit of a reference to that pink diamond lizzie and lime pearl joel#now TWO diamonds have off color green pearls because they love their silly little husbands#also phil's hair covers his eyes as a reference to blue pearl in the show#look at the cracked gems on kristins hat btw#mayhaps an example to other gems not to cross her? or just a decoration? probably both knowing her
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Fellas is it gay/platonically affectionate to dye your hair the same dark navy blue color as your best friend's eyes?
#maruca chebota#stina heks#idk what's up with Shannon and hair streaks but it cracks me up every time knowing Maruca dyed her hair the same color as Stina's eyes#you think she told Stina she was gonna dye her hair and Stina was like 'oh what color' and Maruca goes 'navy#and like they both paused because Maruca is looking right at Stina and guess who has navy blue eyes#stina looks in a mirror and looks back at Maruca who hides her face behind a pillow#Maruca told Stina she's not allowed to laugh and you could see the veins on Stina's neck as she tried so hard not to crack up#no Maruca didn't think she was dying her hair to represent Stina the color just popped into her mind#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities
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a power of peace and healing//your bones run strong
I spent a very long time trying to work out a Stone design and I'm still not settled! I'm sure like my other humanizations of Fallen London entities, I'll come up with a few <3
#blood cw#gore cw#fallen london#fallen london spoilers#whoooo wants to hear my design thoughtsssssss okay so#I colour selected from her art. she's mostly brown but there's a pale peach colour I've chosen to adopt#I think pale orange/pink works well for stone! pastel is like a half colour innit. she's a half judgement. a softer light#she has 'mountain limbs' referenced there's no reason to give her only two#esp since one of her parents is a crab. they're kinda hooved/claws/roots to reflect both her and baz#the outfit and part of the pastels is also that Stone is.... a princess kind of. i wanted to invoke that!#no one would call her this but the idea of 'maiden hidden where she can't be seen secret child of the king' is like. Her#maidens locked away often have pointy hats too. like mountains. solved it. all the neath mysteries. i won#she has cracked and the wound obviously because. folks. stop mining her! stop seeking immortality!! CHILL!!!#she's PROBABLY HAS cursed people but she's overall all ALRIGHT and in a TOUGH SITUATION okay. her dad fucking yeeted her into the dirt#oh she has tears of flint on her face. chose orange eyes bc Remembered Sunlight and blue for the Sky. half-lidded because half-sun.#as the monarch of monsters and princess of Shame I wanted her to look notably Different while not being the biggest deal of the design#you will probably notice the wound before the many odd legs or singular arm. she's way more human than my baz designs too#bc like. ONE WAY you can interpret Stone is to place her in Victorian London. The king has a bastard he is ashamed of at birth and hides he#anyway. other stone ideas are much more garden themed. cat themed. put her in a cat sweater
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girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it
#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!!#girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington#choose the wealthy murderous parasites?????#OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites#yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense#but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on.#also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship#it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that#WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok#they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster.#pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster#big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living#the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips)#Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst#as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem#bear who???? don't know em#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#jacob black#charlie swan#eclipse read
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MIZU x AKEMI x TAKAYOSHI
I except nothing less. Taigen is allowed IF AND ONLY IF he mans the fuck up, doesn’t get butthurt over Mizu and grows.
Akemi and Mizu, if they get a man, need a real man, not a man child clinging to falsities his daddy and master told him. He’s obnoxious. He’s a good, loyal but annoying friend at best as it stands. They’re not compatible romantically/sexually (if memory serves, the flashbacks of nonexistent dick Mikio overlapped w her time w Taigen/some scenes that could be read as romantic, a man who caused her great hurt who made it so she’ll likely need a LOT to be able to be vulnerable w a man ever again), neither is he with Akemi anymore. I’m hoping the overlap was just there to show her starting to think about it or as a weird red herring for his bi/gay awakening. He could get someone else in S2, who knows. As S1 is, they don’t deserve each other. The throuple. Mizu and Akemi as a pair with some more development, but not w him.
Takayoshi, however, has shown that he can be understanding and he should be a trained swordsman. He didn’t seem to mind allowing Akemi to lead and there’s a big hint that she’ll be the “pants wearer” of the relationship going forward. I think Akemi’s moved on from Taigen, maybe not realizing it but has, and Taka also has a pretty significant “fault” being his stutter.
I just see more potential with Taka not Tai.
Having throuple representation would be incredible regardless!
But bringing in a new character for it could also really work. Like a gentle lady Mizu finds in England—oh, that’s an idea…👀👀 no I have enough fanfic wips damnit. She could free someone from a work house or mine!
#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai ideas#mizu blue eye samurai#akemi blue eye samurai#mizu x akemi#mizu x Akemi x takayoshi#takayoshi#Taigen#ALSO. WHAT IF MIZUAKEMI GOT W THE MIXED SEX WORKER IN KAJIS HOUSE#I cant find her name or at least indication the name belongs to her in the character lists#I’m sure these r just crack ideas now#shooting for a lesbian throuple is prob too much#but a perosn can dream#the other “girls of Kaji aren’t accounted for at the end tho#I’m sure miss white hair blue eyes didn’t do w them for obv rsns#but I’d assume Akemi will be sending for the others?#I’d be just as happy w that as the pair getting a gentlelady too#just pls don’t be Taigen. pls pls pls. his ass is too annoying and self serving and obstinant#not that Mizu doesn’t have leaps and bounds to make but he makes my brain angry#god the next season is gonna be even darker w what F said about the other two#how can the writers and artists and voice actors be mentally ok#I’d need so much levity#I think words r getting away from me now
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something something samsara cycles I don't think it's a coincidence that the overthrow of Decarabian involved Jean and Diluc's ancestor + Venti's lookalike friend -> Mondstadt archon quest the key players taking down Dvalin were Jean and Diluc + Venti
Is. Traveler Amos?
Or put another way, traveler is the one with the floaty friend -> bard has the floaty friend. Venti is friends with Dvalin the terror of the tower/Amos is friends? Lovers? Something? With Decarabian the tyrant in the tower. Venti -> Amos, Traveler -> Nameless bard, Paimon -> Venti?
#i wake up. i start ramblings about whatever media i'm into at the moment#continuing on my reverse-engineering-old-mondstad-by-looking-at-current-game agenda#now i'm creating amos-was-secretly-helping-the-rebellion-early-on to paralell venti-helping-the-traveler-when-they-first-arrived headcanon#bard later running into amos: hey doesn't her voice sound familiar?#wispti who did not experience Amos Abilitites that bard did: ?????????#does amos have an eye colour? her eye colour is now the blue sky the bard always wanted to see#takes the mondstadt archon quest. stuffs it into old mondstadt#also something something venti playing multiple roles#also. incognito amos changing her looks to leave the tower and mingle with the people every once in a while#amos who wanted to save decarabian but things went wrong and he died and she died and the bard died#.........abyss corrupted decarabian? look we've got multiple corrupted gods in history already we can have another#thinking about that theory that furina/focalor did their fooling-the-heavily-principle plan over and over again until they got it right#maybe all the gods are living in time repeating over and over and over again until they get it right#maybe dvalin wasn't saved the first time around either#...........don't mind my crack theories with no canon basis this is now an exercise in creative writing#genshin talk
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Video of hoshi svt taking his contacts out on stage and flinging it away bc it was bothering him..... sexiest video of the week. To me.
#LMAO#the way i went from being indifferent to contacts to like hating them in a 6 month span is so funny#i really wouldnt mind if they were used for very specific stages but like with felix or with sullyoon nmixx they be putting them in light#or blue contacts Way too much. like i legit think sullyoon has coloured contacts in 90% of the time#like she has big doe eyes she dont need contacts#also sometimes i think fansites have badly like face tuned and then i realize the giant contacts are just making everything look off#crack out the pink contacts for a special valentines day stage and leave it at that man
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