#bird noises’

[unave]

For every ugly look or bad joke about me taking Adderall for my ADHD, the universe and even God owe me something good, like money and good health.

[vwampires]

you're letting your childhood trauma affect how you feel about a perfectly sane individual such as myself

[hedgehog-moss]

I've been worried this week about birds of prey attacking my chickens—well, one bird of prey. I heard a hen make her very characteristic INTRUDER cry the other day and ran out of the house and there was a hawk flying in circles high above. I half-heartedly threw some sticks in its direction and told my hen not to be so dramatic (the hawk looked like it was minding its own business frankly), but the next day it happened again, and I thought, I've been unfair to the hens, the hawk from yesterday was actually reconnoitering and they could tell. Then there was another alert the next day. I was starting to get a bit alarmed about the fact that I was dealing with the world's most determined hawk—though I didn't see it again past the first time, I figured I arrived too late and Pandolf had already deterred it.

I ended up setting up a pen for the hens very near my house, under the hazel tree so they'd be sheltered, and spying from the kitchen window the next day, to see if it was still the same bird or what. It tended to attack at the same time every day, which was extra baffling.

And what I saw was Pandolf returning from his daily morning patrol around the pasture, faff around looking a bit bored, circle my house looking for me, and when he didn't find me, go to the chickens' pen and pretend to pounce on them like a fox, which startled them and made them cry out. Pandolf didn't touch them, he clearly just wanted them to make their magical Make Human Appear noise. Immediately after they yelped he turned to look at the front door expectantly, waiting for me to run out. He knows that when I get distracted from what I was doing indoors I often end up being like, well, now that I'm outside I might as well go do [outdoor chore of the day] and he gets to tag along, so he concocted this devious plan...

So. I must turn this post into a callout post for Pandolf. This is the face of a problematic dog, who tried to frame a hawk and use innocent hens for his own ends after he realised their person-summoning noises work while his do not.

[hawkpartys]

While out taking photos I saw this Pied Billed Grebe with fishing wire tangled around his beak and neck

I watched it for a while, saw it try and fail to eat a crawfish because it couldn't get its mouth all the way open. After a while, it swam up to me and just kind of lingered a few feet away.

So I decided to do the only rational thing, and grabbed a bird

Removed the wire, did a quick once-over to make sure there wasn't anymore, and off they swam

[crabussy]

for the record I think wind turbines are beautiful and are not a stain on any landscape and the sounds they make are beautiful and whenever I see one I am filled with love for human innovation and hope for the future of clean energy and if they needed to be built close to my house I would go YAYY ^_^ WAHOO ^_^ WIND TURBINE!!

[zillychu]

hello warrior cat fandom, I don't go here but I like ur animations!! I made an OC can they come over to play

[everwalldigan]

Ok so the popular consensus is that the bat brood will absolutely terrorise any guests any of them have over but what if we take that concept and tweak it a little bit.

Instead of them doing weird shit openly, how about they act totally normal HOWEVER they do weird little unsettling things that suddenly disappear if you do a double take. The guest leaves really unsettled but with no tangible reason they can name to explain it. Allow me to provide some examples:

Dick: has spent an obscene amount of hours practicing “delayed speech glitch” where his mouth moves, sounding out words before he vocalises them.

Duke: manipulates the lights to shine like a stage light on whoever is speaking at that moment, sometimes douses any family member who has pissed him off in darkness until the guest notices and immediately retracts it when they look back. (This backfires sometimes cause they enjoy pretending to brood in the shadows. Its genetic)

Damian: makes his animals appear in random corners and then disappear just as quickly. (His best feat was when he successfully pulled it off with the batcow and Wally left so fucking confused)

Cass: utilises her body language reading skills to give the guest what they want before they have the chance to ask for it. They spend the entire evening carefully monitoring their thoughts cause they’re 100% convinced she’s a mind reader

[bogos-bint3d]

Tumblr in the jurassic world universe must be crazy man. Like imagine

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Wait what was that noise

👽bogos-bint3d

Guyss I hear a raptor outside </3

👽bogos-bint3d

SHIT is it like right underneath my window?????

#one day of peace that's all I want

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🌌la-creechura Follow

PTERODACTYL

🌌la-creechura

MY FUKIGGB COMPUTET

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🧊existencebringsonlypain Follow

Hey does anyone know how to get ankylosauruses to move there's one blocking my door??? It's not really doing anything its just sleeping but I'm going to be late and its just ignoring me

#existenceunrelateds

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🩵ultrabean Follow

Oh my gosh there's a tyrannosaurus over in the forest right now like it's just chilling omggg this is so incredible this is so cool

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👽bogos-bint3d Follow

Guys. Guys why does my school have a fucking compy problem. AGAIN

[creativealmonds]

The turtles having their own language made of clicks, grunts, growls, chirps and other turtle noises that humans can’t hear.  A language that they know right out the gate, something to fall back on when stressed, angry or afraid. 

They speak English to their friends and allies, Japanese to Splinter and themselves but the turtle language as something for only the brothers.

Their own sign language too. Using ASL as a base but modifying it for their hands, adding sports hand signs and random gestures they make up “this whole situation”

Something made by them for them.

[quimser]

zim running noises vs baby bird eating noises

[unave]

Listen asshole, if you follow me and your username has Roxas in it, I’m expecting a Kingdomhearts fan, not a loser low bot with nothing on their acc but two likes that show you are a bot because it’s low tier porn

[wander-wren]

decided to watch joehills after seeing him on scar’s stream and also just like, Around, and i became immediately obsessed and i’m busy telling anyone who will listen about him now. i’m sorry. why does this man not have more subscribers. he’s a national treasure

[meep-meep-richie]

nothing will ever beat the Pompeii scene

BONUS; MOBIUS IMITATING THE VULCANO

[meltedwax87]

Self-Ish thing but I made it a paper puppet!

[ka-wa-bunga]

Watched Labyrinth

Only had a FEW ideas, just a few

YEP

Definitely just a few.

(Sorry it's been fifty years since the last time I posted, got a new job and ha ent had much free time)

[love-3-crimes]

something about un-roamed paths idk