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get it twisted.
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Kid debating what to use his allowance on
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AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE
Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this is a shitpost#northernlion#(the thing at the start is from The Ballad of Dwight Fry by alice cooper)#(which - despite being a very 'insane! asylum! I'm crAaAaAzy!' song - kicks ass)
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why does nl look near suicidal in this thumbnail its so fucking funny
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northernlion jerk off instructions
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daughter wants puppy
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