#big ass fucking name

[kizzyedgelll]

westerns + scenery ↳ the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford (2007) dir. andrew dominik

@pscentral event 27: scenery

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[z0mbiew00d]

Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t

[sibmakesart]

video : the pokemon anime following satoshi, or ash here in the west

ohh you mean america. you mean the entire west but its just america actually. you mean the west that is ameri-

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

[jeskerthefool]

Vizille drawings 2/????

[wreckedandpolemic]

has white and gold Matty and girlie ever tried anal stimulation??? . . . on him?

this is soo delicious… it takes a long while for it to get brought up, longer still to work up to actually fucking him (which you do, and both find you’ve got a bit of a taste for it hehehe). it started on a random night, after matty’d had you plugged all day, twitching and jerking your way through a pile of errands and a business dinner. shit, you look so pretty like this, he’d murmured, gently tapping on the plug just to make you squirm. you’d look pretty too, daddy, you say, breathless and without thinking, but the way matty freezes and then moans means he definitely isn’t against it.

the next time it comes up, you’re idly sex shopping, clicking around mostly to rile him up. that’d look good on you, you say, half-joking, but he only nods thoughtfully and adds it to your basket. the little box sits unacknowleged for a while, until you get him soft and sweet and pliant and carefully broach the subject. do you trust me, daddy? you ask, delicately stroking the inside of matty’s thigh. of course, he murmurs. let me fill you up? i promise it feels good. really good.

your hand slides down, gently brushing over his hole as he flutters under your touch. yeah, princess. please, he says, and you watch eagerly as matty slicks up his fingers, spreads himself open with an ease that suggests it’s not new to him. interesting… he looks beautiful, gasping and moaning, back arching off the bed. m’ready, princess, please, he practically whimpers, and you smile.

so needy, daddy, you coo, coating the plug in lube and watching his eyes track it eagerly. you slide the plug into him, transfixed as he accepts it greedily. fuck, feels so good. so full, he moans. you giggle. y’gonna be fuller when i fuck you, you tease, and matty shudders; whether in excitement or trepidation, you can’t say, but you stroke his cheek with one hand and trail your fingers down his cock with the other. you look so pretty. look how hard you are, daddy. can i ride you?

matty’s sweating, curls plastered to his forehead as he nods. please, please… he whines, and you trace your hand over his chest tattoo as you straddle his hips. yes, daddy, you moan. so good, such a good boy, shit. matty moans and writhes like you’ve never seen, desperate and wanton as you lose yourself in each other, sweating and panting and oh-so sated.

[lily-on-the-fence]

Ive been thinking about the X Files and Mulder and Scully (this is a regular occurrence) and like, I'm only on season 2 or so but I'm already shipping them hard and that's weird for me. Cause they're a straight couple, and usually I don't super dig that enough to ship the characters. They've gotta be sapphic or at least like, disaster gays or something.

But then I realised. The truth behind the truth. The secret they've been trying to keep from us all along.

They're both bisexual. TO CALL THEM STRAIGHT WOULD BE BI ERASURE, CLEARLY THIS MAN AND WOMAN HAVE THE QUEEREST RELATIONSHIP POSSIBLE!! AND THAT'S WHY I SHIP THEM!!!!

[thereaderinsertlady]

I love my sweet boys that I made up completely in my head

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I am exhausted, good heavens.

[morninkim]

d&d tomberly... save me..

d&d tomberly

save me d&d tomberly

[zeb-z]

talking entirely character wise. do you think today was a bit of a wake up call for bad. do you think he heard red screaming out of their minds begging for toxic gas and thought about how they’ve lost their minds just a little bit. do you think that when he was given an immediate no when he asked where the red egg was to help them defend he understood how deep of a rift he created. do you think as he sat there silent while the rest of red cheered at killing the egg statue, he wondered if he could have pushed them a little too far. do you think that maybe, just maybe, with the red sun beating down on him in that desert, the gas mask team cheering and dancing, he felt for a single moment the consequences of his actions? that maybe, if he hadn’t started out so hostile with extreme tactics, if he hadn’t been so bloodthirsty and ruthless, if he had had just a little bit of hesitation, that his own attempts at diplomacy would have gone over better? that the rest of the teams would have listened? that red would have trusted his judgement on the egg statues, or at the very least respected him enough to honor an agreement? do you think he realizes that burning his bridges may have fucked him over?

[necrotic-nephilim]

Sorry if this might be a rude question but why don’t you just make a seperate account for your nsfw fics?

not rude, it's a valid question! tbh it's a combination of a couple reasons.

i started posting anonymous dead dove batcest fics long before i had the balls to make a tumblr. at first i was content to just leave them unassociated with each other because i didn't really care about them being tied to me. i made this blog to actually show solidarity to my partner who wanted to make a sideblog for Sandman comic stuff so we could cheerlead each other and be brave together, since i've wanted to make a batcest sideblog but i've been nervous about actually having to get it going. (mal ik you're reading this go be brave and actually make your blog so i can cheerlead you damnit-) only did it dawn on me then that i should probably mention the fics i've written on the blog after like, three of them were posted anonymously. and it would've annoyed me to have half of them anonymous and half of them not, because notifications for them would've gone in different places. i could go back and take my fics off anon if i wanted to, but i can't switch the account they're on without taking them down entirely and that'd fuck over people who have them bookmarked already.

which, ties into my second reason, if i made an entire second ao3 account it'd be harder for me to see notifications, reply to stuff, and post things for both accounts because i'd have to constantly switch. and honestly i'd be terrified of accidentally posting on the wrong one on a brain fog day. posting fics is always the most tedious part of writing them for me lol. it's easier for me to stay logged into one account and have all of my stuff in one place for me and just use the anonymous collection when i feel like it. if ao3 pseuds worked like tumblr blogs, where you can't see all my side blogs but i can, i would've used pseuds, but since you can see all pseuds on an ao3, i felt it was a moot point.

and the last reason is i just feel more comfortable being anonymous on ao3 because of the rise in anti culture. on tumblr it's very easy for me to just filter that out and find the people i want to follow and block the people i don't. i don't mind getting hate, on tumblr or on ao3. but i think, for whatever reason you want to blame it on, there's been a massive boom of antis on ao3 who are very entitled about how they read on ao3. i tag extensively, but i just feel safer from getting targeted attacks if everything i write on ao3 isn't attached to one profile. if people like a fic i wrote, want to find more i always link my tumblr in the notes, but if an anti wants to get huffy with me, they can't easily track down my other things. they definitely could if they wanted to, but being anonymous on ao3 just makes me feel more secluded, in a weird way. it's like saying "if you want you can come find me but on here i'm just a weird faceless guy throwing stuff in the void". i've used ao3's anon feature a lot, actually, i used to be a hydra trash party dumpster kid back when that was in it's prime.

i also used to be vaguely popular on a different tumblr blog and my main ao3 and while i think it'd definitely be cool if i got a decent chunk of followers on this blog too, i don't really miss having fanfiction do so well i got targetted hate on all of my fics from the same people, i had my fics stolen, etc. it was really exhausting for me. i have 120+ works on ao3, not counting what's anonymous, and that level of exposure tires me, even when i use my main ao3 to post things that aren't trashy. it's just a weird feeling knowing so many people are subscribed to you on ao3 and what if you post something they won't like because you jumped fandoms again, or you're posting something niche, or you don't think it fills enough fandom tropes to be well-liked. i used to obsessively think like that, and it made me not write the things i wanted to because i cared about numbers. and i don't want to slide back into that hole. writing on anonymous is mostly to remind myself i wrote this for me, and if other people like it, they can come find me, but i don't have to perform like that anymore. if i get a really weird fucked up idea, i can write the really weird fucked up idea. at the end of the day, just makes me more comfortable! but i get it's a super confusing set up from an outsider perspective so, i really don't mind the question, thank you for asking!!

[skrunksthatwunk]

hey you ever think about how okuyasu probably had to see (if not help) his brother try over and over to like maim and dismember their father in an attempt to euthanize him, something that clearly hurts and distresses the guy despite his immortality?

do you ever think about how the boys were beaten "for no reason" (existing around their father) and then when their father turns keicho says that if he beats his dad enough he can be obedient but he never stops scratching around in that box and it makes him murderously angry. and then it turns out that their father's been trying to scrape together some reminder of the family they used to be this whole time. he's doing something innocuous and mildly obtrusive that pisses keicho off so much despite the fact that he would understand if he just looked a little closer, at a different angle, that it was his father seeking love and connection in the same way he was as a child, and that he is reacting in the same way his father did to it?

or how okuyasu (who was young enough to not Quite remember the abuse in the same way as keicho) was the one to want to shift gears towards curing him over killing him, to restore his memories and mind so they could heal their relationships - break the cycle? how you might think it's his distance from that contributes to his ability to want that in a way keicho can't, until keicho dies and okuyasu still chooses to focus on the scraps of good within their relationship (while acknowledging that keicho was Not a good person) despite how directly he experienced abuse from keicho? and how that speaks so much to okuyasu's deep sense of loyalty and love (even to his own detriment)?

or how it's josuke (with the power to heal, to fix, that kind power) who is able to start those relationships mending through his emotional curiosity and empathy? and how it's josuke okuyasu clings to in the wake of his brother's death? someone so different from the men he grew up with who only ever hurt each other because they were hurt and someone who proves that kindness and love are like. sustainable? how josuke didn't change him into being a loving person but finally answered it to form a healthy relationship? buh

[thesmokinpossum]

Didn't felt like mentioning it immediately but shoutout to my sick and twisted brain for getting so triggered by an unexpected Christmas parade that I ended up havin the absolute worst panic attack of my entire life (potentially the only real one? I've had a couple other episodes I thought of as panic attacks but they were not even close to that so who knows) to the point where I spent the very last day of my 30th year on this earth in the ER, good times, good times 😊

[sewageskullz]

hi fryeposting + some big man and shiver i suppose