#better then the houses

[spiffghosthuntingcorporation]

You seemed to know quite a bit about ghost hunting, Dan, did you come into contact with any ghost hunters before you met these lads? If yes, how did you get out of it? And if no, how did you come by this knowledge?

-Baba

…Alright. Ghost Writing, EMF, and Fingerprints?

Myling.

Kevin?

He’s right!

Okay. Hunting behaviors of a Revenant?

Fast when it sees you, slow when it can’t.

Kevin?

Perfect answer, again.

A Spirit’s weakness?

Smudge sticks. Since most Spirits are often ghosts of people who were killed recently, they still retain a good amount of their senses, and a Smudge Stick overwhelms their sense of smell far longer than a different type of ghost.

Kevin?

Jesus, give a guy a moment to flip through the journal… Right, again! That’s, what, the tenth correct answer in a row?

I wasn’t keeping count. Daniel, how the hell do you know all this stuff? You know ghosts better than they know themselves!

I don’t know, really. I didn’t come into contact with any ghost hunters before you all - luckily - so I have no clue how I know any of this. I just… Do. Same way I know all of your equipment, and what it does. It just pops into my head, even though I haven’t even seen any of that for the past five years.

I’m sorry. I wish I had a better answer to give you.

Don’t worry about it, really. The knowledge just makes you more a part of the team.

Speaking of which, we’ve got another job. An old farmhouse, down at Grafton.

Damn, already? We just finished up at that Bleasdale farmhouse.

It shouldn’t be too bad, it’s another relatively small house. If we go fast enough, we might even be able to get a few hours of sleep.

Oh hey, did you see Kiwo earlier? She was practically dead on her feet.

Yeah, Minx and I talked about her. Apparently they’ve had jobs four nights in a row. The only reason Minx isn’t exhausted is because of energy drinks and enough coffee to fill a lake with.

Seriously, what is with the amount of jobs we’re getting? Has there actually been that many recent deaths?

I don’t know, but I don’t like it. We should ask Spiff if he’d maybe give us a break.

Nobody’s even seen him in a week! He’s just been in his office, talking on the phone about who knows what. And when he’s not locked in there, he’s completely gone. Spiff’s always been kind of distant, but at least he’d come out and talk to us!

I don’t even know how any of us haven’t seen him update the job board. You just turn around, and suddenly you’ve got a new assignment.

Lads, let’s not focus on this right now. Let’s just do the job and get paid. Then we can ask questions.

[merchantphoto]

biden’s team during every commercial break

[prideprejudce]

"are you team green or team black on house of the drago-" i'm on the girls team. all the women on the show deserve to be picked up and transported to a place far far away from the pathetic little men on this show. all of the girls are valid and right. i will defend all of them to the death

[radio-silents]

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[dokani]

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

[icestorming]

Do gods bleed?

[vaultnewt]

NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

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UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]

[desire-mona]

[dvrtrblhr]

this started as the study of a picture i took of the greenery near the place i usually park my car. then i added petra, then i finished it for her birthday.

[pluvioseprince]

captain mithrun

and a bonus smug mithy

[whisperwillyou]

I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

[prideprejudce]

"why would rhaenys fly back on meleys to the battlefield to die that's so stupid" rhaenys knew the second that vhagar showed up that her chances of surviving this battle were almost little to none. meleys was already injured and stood no chance against fighting or outrunning a dragon three times as big and strong as her own. she knew she would likely be a sacrifice for a war that she truly wanted to avoid, but in the end she accepted her death under rhaenyra's banner with honor and dignity

[glittergroovy]

(if the full rent is $2000/month but you split that with a roommate, vote $1000. This is just about what you pay)

[shittysawtraps]

saw/house/hannibal crossover where all three of them are trying to manipulate the same patient into succumbing to their true nature which naturally ends with a fistfight in the parking lot while the patient quietly leaves