#Grunkle Stan

[wormspoodle]

the ol' surprise sibling chokehold

[aissadraw]

FINALLY!! I FINISHED THIS!!

(NOW I CAN KMS/J)

[pooptrucks]

kiss kiss fall in debt

[flipflopmasterr]

You dirty brother killer.

[joyfulhottubfuntik]

One of my favorite things in GF fics is when Stan throws something Ford has said/ written about him in his face.

Like, for example, some time during their travels Stan somehow reveals that this whole time he's had this creeping thought that Ford only wants him around out of guilt or obligation. Ford is naturally taken aback by just how far from the truth it is and, more importantly, very hurt that his brother can even think that about him.

And so Stan says something along the lines of

"Am I supposed to believe that you suddenly give a shit about me now? Or is it just that I've done something worthwhile for the first time in my life? That I was useful to you?"

And Ford's immediate reaction is

"God, Stanley, why'd you even think-

-oh"

Like, the whole thing of Stan still thinking about those words that were said years ago, now when everything is fine and when Ford is actively doing everything he can to show his brother that he loves him. Meanwhile Ford never thought much about those words, never placed any importance on them and only perhaps meant them the moment when he said them, when he was angry and very tired. He didn't even really regret them because he didn't remember about them, that's how little they mattered. But they mattered to Stan, still do and haunt him every day

[roninkairi]

The following tweets were sent out by Alex Hirsch in response to the Moo Moo Farms Cow being playable in Mario Kart World.

Therefore it is now canon.

[legenday-falls-au]

So cute and little babies!

Smol babbies

[thefallenangel2008]

Sometimes I think about how the only thing that probably kept Stan from pulling the trigger was getting his brother back. And then I suddenly wish I could also pull the trigger.

[kittynugg]

sage advice from grunkle stan

meta thing on how i never draw older stan and ford because im not good at it

text under the cut

"listen kid i know they tell you practice makes perfect but im living proof that it doesnt.

practice makes embarrassment if you're not perfect like immediately so if you ask me i say just don't try at all.

yeah that's probably your best bet really just don't try and you'll be fine trust me i've been through this shit a million times it's best to just not try. ever

because if you're not good then you suck and thats way worse than just being some nobody who'll just die alone or some shit

anyway the keychains wont stock themselves get back to work"

[hahaoatmeal]

[figuringthingsout02]

This man needs to be put under a microscope OMFG

random stan pines lore that sends me every time i think about it:

attended the kentucky derby in its 'decadent and depraved' era, lost everything

had a cocaine problem

invented pink sauce in the 1980s, and probably also gave people botulism

was institutionalized

was a diaper commerical mascot as a baby

is on the no fly list

got into a fistfight with stan lee in 1973

was in a biker gang

was a male stripper

still has a rotary phone in 2012

tried to start a pyramid scheme at the age of 12

[babyblankyerror]

You know, the sunshine and moon characters applies to the elder twins really well but while you may be expecting the sun to be Stanley and the moon Stanford, you'd be wrong...

Without the sun there is no moonlight, the two are held together and the sun is always meant to shine brightest.

Stanley is so little in comparison to Ford and all his light is not even his to begin with. No, the moon's light is the sun's and the sun's light is just it's own.

The sun doesn't need anyone but the moon cannot live without the sun. The moon is just a rock without the other, it just causes trouble in the sea because trouble is all he can make...The sun? He is not only the brightest but one of the biggest stars...

Stanley revolves around Stanford, that's all it matters to him, that is all he knows. How sickening is it for gravity to force you to twirl around the one person that doesn't care for you anymore? That doesn't really need you anymore...perhaps never did.

[synodicsoma]

Sea Grunk Stanley growing out his hair always has a soft spot in my heart 💚 Even more so if it's a lazy mullet so he can pony tail it

[thevoidmeows]

Mabel time!! my girl!!

Waddles || Stan || Ford || Fiddleford || base pattern

i worked to make her very customizable, so she took a bit longer,, more to see with that in the future!

some close-ups under the cut:

[marineflamez]

another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through