#stanley gravity falls

[kittynugg]

stan and ford highschool thoughts

-Stan always tried to convince Ford to do absurd shit because nobody would suspect him what with him being a teacher's pet. His magnum opus was trying (and failing) to convince Ford to shit in the urinal. Ford still thinks about this and wonders how Stan even came up with it.

-I personally headcanon Ford to be aroace but obviously he'd have no idea about that in highschool of the 1970s. He asked three girls out in his life and failed miserably every. Single. Time. One that keeps him up at night is when he asked someone to homecoming and she just said "why?" He promptly had a small meltdown and walked away. (very inspired by the Illymations video about dating with autism)

-Stan had an actual friend group, they'd hang out on the weekends when Ford was busy studying and even include him most of the time. Ford didn't actually like being included that much.

-Ford had a summer job in junior year, he worked at a café and vowed to never work customer service again afterward.

-Stan probably liked men or something. Just a thought. He thinks everyone does in highschool and called it the "boykisser phase" until he mentioned it to someone and the other person was like what the fuck.

-Ford started a homework racket with the help of Stan, he'd get paid to do other people's homework and split it 50/50 with Stan for coming up with the idea. (Ford fucking loved doing homework and Stan is a natural born conman so it worked out well.)

-Stan could do a backflip, the kind you do off a wall, and became the coolest motherfucker in the school for approximately four minutes because of it.

-In the yearbook's superlatives section, Ford got "Future President" and Stan got "Least Likely to Live Until 25". Stan is more proud of his than Ford's.

-Ford nearly killed Stan trying to cook for him when he got sick. This is a canon event for both of them and Stan is a pretty good cook now when he actually feels like trying. (I.e.. when someone's sick.)

-They had real plans to run away and join the circus if sailing didn't work out. Stan is pretty good at juggling.

-Ford said goodnight to Stan's empty bunk every night for a month after he was kicked out

[pe0pleall3rgy]

I love these goofy guys.

[noocturnart]

Cw/ suggestive

Not his first time with a married man

[twoa-plus]

“stan had it worse” “ford had it worse” stan got pushed deeper and deeper into rock bottom until he had to start digging and ford got pushed higher and higher towards the stars until he became an icarus. they are two ends of the same rope, tied to form a circle connected by the knot of a living hell

[creepst-crypt]

Pure Brain rot. I don’t know why I made this. Maybe it’s bc I haven’t taken my meds or the summer heats just getting to me.

[yourpalsalamander]

Part One) (Part 2 A-Dipper) (Part 2 B-Mabel) The one thing scarier then the 70s is New Jersey

[funkyt0wnn]

I redrew this as the pines family

The Mabel & Ford and Dipper & Stan duos have a chokehold on me, they’re THE family and I love them for it

[ultraarat]

for the last time. stanley is not a jock. HES AN ART KID. HE PRETENDS TO BE A JOCK SO PEOPLE WOULDLIKE HIM. HE IS AN ART KID. GET IT RIGHT!!!!

[goreroll]

my lil goobers

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live laugh love stan twins

[kiropng]

little gravity falls au comic. stanley comforting fidds after the portal incident

[kittynugg]

stan and ford highELEMENTARY school thoughts (highschool edition)

-They were raised Jewish so I think it'd be funny if they went around telling kids Santa wasn't real not knowing the childhoods they ruined.

-Actually stole pies from windowsills. Their favorite target was their teacher Ms. Crampelter, she always made the best pies.

-So idk if you've read Lost Legends whomever is looking at this post but they do have a cat. This cat didn't have a name, they just called him whatever felt right in the moment. (Usually "Kitty", but Stan always tried to make Ford laugh by giving him the most absurd name he could think of at the moment. My favorite example is "Beef Stroganoff".)

-Stan literally ate dirt. He drew the line at sand, though. He's not a fucking animal.

-Ford took the top bunk of their bunk bed, not just because Stan's afraid of heights but because he was afraid of the dark and liked having the vantage point. This wasn't usually necessary since Stan stayed up until he fell asleep to ensure his safety.

-^ Adding onto this one, the thought of Stan and Ford snuggling together whenever they were scared at night makes my heart fucking melt. So I'm saying they do. Yes I said "do" they still do. (platonically, don't fucking tag this as ship.)

-Stan swore, nothing crazy but "What the Hell!?" or "Crap!" were fairly common phrases for him.

-Ford wasn't really considered a "freak" until he tried to hold hands with Cathy Crenshaw (school crush according to the journal but fuck you he's aroace I thought I had crushes in school and I'm aroace so silence) and freaked her out with his extra finger. He never really understood why everyone around him changed until he was faced with the cruelness of reality this poor baby.

-Stan's first instinct when he got a cut was to lick it. Ford always thought it was gross but if he burns his finger or gets a papercut he has to consciously fight the urge to stick it in his mouth.

-Ford loved vegetables, he'd always eat them first at dinner and go back for seconds before he even touched the actual food. It got to a point where they stopped letting them have any until he finished the main part of the meal.

-When it snowed, Stan and Ford would either immediately go out to play in it or watch it out the window in Stan's bunk together if they couldn't go outside.

[noocturnart]

More fiddlestan angsty doodles

If I can’t forget that Fiddleford is married, neither can y’all

[heolynn]

Childhood times 🐚

[creepst-crypt]

[yourpalsalamander]

Part 2 B

Prev) (Part 2 - Dipper) (Part 2 - Mabel)

Ford: Is she... dead? Stan: Gee, Sixer! Don't be so MORBID! I already poked her with a stick! (she's fine) Ford: Oh, ok! (phew!) Ford: Well! Now that begs MORE questions! Where did she come from? Why is she BURNT? How long till she wakes up? Ford: Why is she in a cave RIGHT after high tide?? Stan: She's dry Ford: What's with the blue static? Stan: Ow!- (It hurts) Ford: Was she DUMPED here? Stan: Probably Ford: Heck! We don't even know her NAME! Stan: Lady Mabelton (age 21) Stan: Now shut your yap, and help me! Ford: Oh! Right! Sorry

[randombuddys]

Oh my what a unfortunate incident

Cheer up!!

Heheheh stanley in my artstyle :3 (don’t steal it plz)