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Monster - Skillet (2009)
The secret side of me I never let you see I keep it caged, but I can't control it So stay away from me The beast is ugly I feel the rage, and I just can't hold it It's scratching on the walls In the closet, in the halls It comes awake, and I can't control it Hiding under the bed In my body, in my head Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end
I feel it deep within It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep Hid under lock and key I keep it caged, but I can't control it 'Cause if I let him out He'll tear me up, break me down Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end
I feel it deep within It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I feel it deep within It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster
It's hiding in the dark It's teeth are razor sharp There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart No one can hear me scream Maybe it's just a dream Maybe it's inside of me Stop this monster
I feel it deep within It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become The nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster I feel it deep within It's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I'm gonna lose control It's something radical I must confess that I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster
つづく ( To be continued... )
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it#and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute#sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist#sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it#and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event#he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking#every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together#their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat#absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them#this is perfection#anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday#see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans
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William Afton is a master manipulator in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#henry emily#william afton#charlie emily#afton family#wow meow Henry and William content#I wonder so bad how this conversation may of went down#like obviously it must of been a very long difficult back and forth#as William lies directly to Henry’s face etc#BUT I can’t also help but thinking William was just veye obvious about it#like truly faking being shocked#hardly even moved just trying to play his part#awful man but he’s sorta funny tho#pixel William moments too shocked in so many ways
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i'm back from vacation have a belated new year draws <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fushiguro megumi#itafushikugi#sorry fr the late comeback ive been jetlagged and dead and trying to remind myself how to draw#this took Way too long im sobbing on the floor#but its OK its ok. its literally ok.#debuting the new watermark its OKAY#anyway lmao thank u monitoring deco27 and miku mv for the insp never did i think i wld want to attempt fisheye lens#SPEAKING OF no one mention anything abt yuuji's scars being on th wrong side or nobara's hair part being wrong its mirrored its intentional#i promise im not a fake fan i promise i watch this show and pay very close attention ok thank u#happy new year every1 thank u for being patient with me while i was away <3
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h/w sketches and notes from the past few weeks <3
the first drawing based off the classic Go For It, Nakamura! meme
#sherlock holmes#john watson#holmes/watson#acd holmes#acd canon#acd johnlock#minh art#sherlock holmes is so so bad at being in love and it means everything to me#anyway i would also fake my death if i fumbled john watson
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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ok, fake cryptid batfam is feeding me so well right now
like “the rumor around gotham is that a Bat watched the night” type
Bruce meets the JL and they all think hes some sort of meta when in actuality they could probably kill him with no sweat if he was unarmed
Bruce taking every precaution to make sure they keep thinking that way
Robin gets introduced as Bruce’s son/fellow cryptid and they all collectively freak out bc “HOLY SHIT THERES ANOTHER ONE???”
Bruce having to make up some bullshit excuse for why Robin is a child and going around fighting crime (some excuse like: ACTUALLY he’s technically a thousand years old, so this is fine)
the rest of the batfam shows up with just elaborate fucking backstories all based in the original story that bruce made up
dick’s robin retires?
no worries, jason says, he’s currently waiting on his metamorphosis bc their species has to go through that before becoming an adult
jason dies but the backstory was that they were immortal?
no problem, tim explains that sometimes their species goes dormat because they’ve lost too much energy
they acquire steph, but only for a few days?
no worries, bruce explains, sometimes their species goes under shifting to find the right body
one of the ones that I read had Bruce using and recorder and faking having 2 hearts, which Clark could hear, and when the recorder broke, to bring in Robin and explain that Dick was his 2nd heart splitting off of him (The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr on ao3)
another one was literally batfam pretending to be slightly human versions of the animals they were named after and kon, being desperately in love with tim as he does, decides to uses ttk to create and shape wildly expensive gems and diamonds for tim because he thinks that “birds like shiny things, right?” (tim is rightly very worried that kon, in his dumbassery, decided to make large enough diamonds to completely dismantle the industry) and clark is later shown these diamonds, also very worried about the sheer enormity of these gems (‘a fake cryptid and a real romantic’ series by suzukiblu on ao3)
another one had batfam using engineered wings for fight and flight and their wings were a perfect complement to their costumes
clark meets tim without wings and is freaking out because holy shit he has no wings did he rip them off where are they??
batfam bonds through wing painting and fixing and the jl is in awe of them and their wings
best part is most of batfam does not realize that jl thinks their wings are very real and not mechanics and only realize when one of the younger ones ask abt them (Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514 on ao3)
plz plz plz give me more recs bc i love this trope so muchhh
#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#clark kent#justice league#cryptid batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#timkon#superbat#superboy#fake cryptid batfam#the batfam being pranksters#jason using cryptid allegations to his hearts content as fuel for his dramatic side#i live for batfam using the cryptid excuse for everything
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women with god complexes are so annoying. you'll say "oh my god" at something and they'll go "yes?" and then you have to pretend you don't wanna kneel in worship then & there
#sigh... poor me being into arrogant women especially the ones who like being called god and getting off from them acting cocky#(in case it isnt obvious im fake whining about the annoying part i think this is rly hot behavior)
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plan failed, guess we are sticking together
#the '...' in siffrin's 'see you later' is cause they know his fake smile by now#siffrin? more like sif is out au#isat#isat au#in stars and time#mari draws#everyone then proceed to take turns being left behind to test if the loops really are beging them to stay together#isat odile#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#(? just to be safe)
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the goncharov tag rn
#tumblr being very protective of the invention of fake movies#but then again tiktok apparently did it to boost a song and that just doesn’t feel as pure yknow#or authentic#goncharov
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#doo doo da doo doop... here's the story... of an avatar of the mother of puppets...#myart#tma#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives#raymond fielding#agnes montague#tma agnes#hill top road#the brady bunch#When I was making the fake VHS chromatic aberration stuff I thought “woah is this what being a FNAF artist is like?”
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Rosemary's Baby Misunderstanding
It's the usual: Ellie and Dan get injured and reverted back to cores which Danny basically adopts inside his own to help protecting them.
Meanwhile, every single mages, wizards and magical-inclined person sees this young, high-school-age boy carrying what must be a sort of equivalent to Satan's babies except this particular Satan is not really Satan and is more of the High King of Infinity Realm I guess.
#also in this au halfa in their human form has no speck of ghost aura or energy#which makes them seem as normal as any other human beings#so in this case none will look at danny and think that might be a meta or superpowered human/half human#i kinda want ppl to think danny makes a deal with the Infinity King for a chance to save his family and friends from predestined tragedy#and in return he just have to give birth to the antichrist(s)#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#fake pitch pearl#misunderstandings
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Tumblr actually grosses the fuck out of me bc you’re just born and you grow up Arab (for me in particular it’s Iraqi) and that obviously predisposes you to being against genocide of Arabs and then you have to justify to some chronically online loser with white guilt why that stance doesn’t come from a place of “looking for clout” “getting notes” “performative activism” but is actually just…….. bc you value your culture & roots & humanity in general ???? Like I don’t owe you anything you can believe what you want?????? If I have a platform I’ll keep using it for good
#I also know these same people would accuse me of being a “fake Arab” (lol) if I were to follow their advice and do nothing#The entitlement goes crazy like why do you think you’re the arbiter of my motives
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ask Neil the colour of Andrew's eyes and he could go on for hours using metaphors and adjectives and the exact pantone colour code
but ask him the colour of Aaron's eyes and he's just like idfk shit brown?
#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#listen i know theyre not gonna have exactly the same colour eyes BUT its gotta be similar enough for them to fake being each other#aaron minyard#the foxhole court#tfc
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it#type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro#zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem#and ofc he just rolls with it#they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other#pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides#dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out#legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#sanzo#zoro
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even an amnesiac muichiro knows about obamitsu
#demon slayer#kny#muichiro tokito#obanai iguro#demon slayer fanart#kny fanart#kimetsu no yaiba#muichiro#obanai#muichiro tokito fanart#obanai iguro fanart#meme#kny meme#demon slayer meme#kny fake quotes#demon slayer fake quotes#obamitsu#mui being a little shit#kaburamaru
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