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Oh to be a starbucks customer and to complain about such trivial things I truly wish those were my biggest worries
#had a woman call and complain to me#because she waited forever for her drink#and she was standing in the wrong spot to pick it up#and none of us told her#so we are the worst humans ever because we let her wait#in that spot#because you know she couldnt ask us#hey my drink seems to be taking a long time#is this where i pick it up#yes we could have done better#but also really#that is what ruined your day#enough that you had to call and complain to me#over our starbucks being laid out different than yours#that the area labeled mobile order pick up#wasnt enough for you to know thats for mobiles#my bad sorry#ill tell my team to do better#give you full princess treatment next time#and also the person who didnt get mocha drizzle on her drink#and now demands it remade#really a drizzle not being on your drink?#especially depending on your drink#you arent paying extra for it#like okay#whatever once again#if that is really what will ruin your day#i have bigger fish to fry
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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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goyim look up what zionism means challenge level: impossible
#yes someone did say something yesterday why do you ask?#“zionism means something different than it used to” SHUT!!!!! THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that stupid fucking macklemore song OH MY G-D#macklemore is still cringe#even more so than before#'judaism isnt bad zionism is bad' RAHHHH CAN'T YOU PEOPLE READ‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!‽!#my goy friend goes 'you look like a deer in headlights' thank g-d she didnt know what zionism meant so i could tell her what it actually is#the teacher is jewish and super cool and was equally uncomfortable but for different reasons (song for him friend's words for me)#ran straight to my israeli friend after because she Gets It#no thoughts for the rest of the day just 'whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck' couldnt even focus in band#shocked that they haven't moved on at this point tbh#then again its been three thousand years#goyishe bullshit#jewish#ellasogcontent#ella says some words#jumblr#jewish students#antisemitism
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The comedy of brodinsons dragging random cultural biases with them from Asgard is so fun. They should be sexist to people's faces and roll their eyes when anyone says anything about it
#i just KNOW loki would read natasha's presence on the team for filth#not *just* because she's a woman but also because what is she even doing there#they are in physical combat the most she can do is distract him while he breaks a few bones#at least barton is a ranged attacker like that#Gun Girl okay but on a bulletproof alien? really?#what is she going to do to him because the femme fatale action obviously isnt going to work#at least the others are decked out with attack skills and high tech#loki: you are literally going to get killed doing this#nat: im doing fine#loki whacks her into a building like no seriously i will squash you like a bug use your strategy skills rn#thor: i told them we dont need her on the team but it is an earth thing apparently#loki: oh noooo they couldnt have 6 guys share a building ahhhhhh they needed to balance it out -_-#thor: she doesnt even prepare beverages when asked. even though her work is only partially as a physical warrior!!#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor#thor: HEY!!!! 😡😠😡💢💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡#loki: eh#thor absolutely convinced everyone has to get highly drunk after victory he is basically forcing everyone to drink#bruce: i cant#thor: -_- you shall celebrate!!#thor: i need a floor of this tower to keep as a feast hall
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im over it but if she messaged me now i would respond in a heartbeat
#THIS IS WHY IM NOT FUCKIGN ALLOWED TO READ THROUGH OUR OLD CHATS#WHY DID I ?? DO THAT ??? ?#MY FRIEND WAS LITERALLY TELLING ME TO STAPWPOPPPPPP#she was literally in vc going “kaden put that phone DOWN! stop reading”#and i still read.#WHATS WRONG WITH ME#the worst part is i. should NOT. contact her again BC of this. i wouldn't know how to feel and it'd be that situationship all over again#BEING ARO IN A SITUATIONSHIP COMPLICATES THINGS SO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDDDDDD#truly the lloyd garmadon experience#was it casual when you told me i was “that person” for you and you wanted to be that for me too#was it casual when you asked me if i would let you in like a courting proposal#was it casual when you confessed through truth or dare and i didnt fuckkng react#was it casual when you told me months later that you used to like me again. and i said Me too#was it casual when you apologised because i said i couldnt believe anyone (you. especially you) would like me#was it casual when you asked for my number and the first thing you sent me was “im not sure why but i really like you”#“was it casual?” i ask. knowing full well it was not#GUYS IM FUCKING LOSING IT#this was years ago i have to get over it#I AM#IM OVER IT#i literally ammmm but sometimes it comes back up and i#and i lose my mind a little.#blabberpar#guys you need to MUTE THIS TAg#not even my first real relationship has this effect on me. what the fuck
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Is that character gay? *points at Mine*
Allegedly.
#snap chats#depends on what day you check the wiki. schrodinger's homosexual#i couldnt FATHOM showing mine to my mom i know she'd be so annoying 😭😭😭#actually i cant even imagine what'd happen. 'is he gay' 'yeah' 'oh-' LIKE WHAT. WHAT NOW MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU SAY TO THAT#like i think my mom asks that so much as a cope for my existence when i dont even like men mom As Per Usual mother you got it wrong#she's so weird because her. 'best work friend(? boss?)' is gay so she doesnt care about gay people she just doesnt like. me LMAO#but my moms selective hating aside i do wish i could show her characters i like#not because i want to bond with her but because it always seems funny when everyone else does it with their parents#but id just be too embarrassed ... or i can just imagine her saying like. every other chara is scary lookin. or ugly. liek my grandma did 💀#my sisters keep telling me to show her daigo since they think he looks like our dad and im always tempted to#god wait that just reminds me how when i did a daigo cosplay last year my dad saw me and he was like 'you're like a mini me :)'#like .... cmon dawg youre not helping LCKAEJLKCJAE love him. hope to see him again soon <- literally just saw him#wait while im rambling my dad came over and our 'uncle' (no actual relation just dad's friend) gave us. 12 fucking bottles of wine#when no one in this house drinks enough to warrant TWELVE BOTTLES ?? so funny. at least my sis and her husband drink#and i have one (1) friend who drinks LOL so thats cute. do i have any other unnecessary lore bits to drop before i disappear for a week#our ac broke and its been hot as balls. yeah thats it thats the end of it see you guys next week
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something to be said abt a foster pleading for anyone to adopt their extremely sweet and playful disabled tabby cat for over a year with absolute Crickets in response vs us making one post at 8pm with a frankly very poorly taken photo of a cute no-personality fluffy white kitten we have (who's not even been here 3 days!) and we have 45 comments within the hour and three of our adoption people with their phones blowing up
#i say something to be said but its been said before#its so weird how much value people put into the look of an animal vs its personality#look i love this kitten as much as the next guy but like. i dont know her#shes not got much going on and the only thing that sets her apart is her looks#and i know people will be throwing themselves at us to adopt her#but when we respond to the 15th app we got for her with 'hey you werent first but heres other options'#i already know theyll back out bc they couldnt get the shocking beautiful kitten they wantef#because it happens all. the. time.#we had a tripod siamese thing a few months ago and she got an application the night she was posted#and about 7 others too before we took her photo down#and the first person in line took her not necessarily bc she was perfect#but because she was good and wow what a beautiful cat everyone will be amazed by her!#whereas if they were there and met a tabby wjth the Same Exact Personality#and pros and cons#they wouldve moved on bc its just a tabby and theres no motivation to work with the animal#because it doesnt look pretty or unique#its been said a thousand times over by people way more articulate than me#but its so frustrating to watch it happen over and over again#we have mini aussie pups (aka longhaired chihuahuas with mearle color) who had adopters ready before they were even fixed#but when the millionth sweet baby pitbull puppy comes through theres no response#or when a senior fucked up chow chow is found as a stray people are biting at the bit to be approved to adopt it#but when those same people are asked if they can take in a young farm dog from a hoarding situation#they ghost us#shelter posting
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The real question is...why is this girl occupying my thoughts...
Why does tumblr have a 30 tag limit
#and NOT in a good way#.evature#not in a crush way either#she acts like we're best buddies#but we never hang out just the two of us#she always just asks: whos out today! and then ME FOR SOME REASON ALWAYS RESPONDS WITH: me!#like: me to me: DONT TELL HER THAT#😀#i hung out with her today w this other girlfriend and i felt so small#it wasnt intentional#but i felt like i couldnt b myself in a way where i was hesitating when i should speak abd i was like oh i havent spoken at all in the last#5 mins and maybe thats a sign that smth is up with me!#and my relationship to these ppl!#and its not the firzt time ive felt uneasy ab this girl#she acts like she knows me so well and it annoys me because she doesnt and im frustrated that shes frisnds w all my friends so i cant rlly#confide in them!!!!#🙂🙂🙂🙂#she has this idea that im still doing psych ajd its like; girl ive corrected you 200 times ab that#whatever#i am majorijg in whatever u think i am 🙄#and then on top of that#today i mentioned that i dont go near a shopping centre bc my ex works there#and she was like#oh yeah when i saw him he was nice ajd i told my mum ab what he did to you and she was like i knew it#WHICH IS CRAZY BC I NEVER CONFIDED IN HER AB ANYTHING???#at least i dont remember!! at all!!!!!#and i dont think i wouldve!#bc i would remember!#so a) what does SHE think happened. b) how did she find out or get this idea ab what happened 💀#its making me feel a bit uncomfortable bc that single sentence CONFIRMS to me at least that she 100% probablt talks ab me behind my back
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#cw rant#found out the reason my mom took my money is ‘cuz a tita staying with us needed like. a minimum of pocket money to leave the country#and she didn’t have that so. my mom took my money... she needed extra $20 usd i think and that wouldve been 150-200? depending on rates ig#it sucks to have money that i cant even spend because in my mind i'm like ahhh my mom will need my money later..#she woke me up with how loud she was being at 1 am anyways. she couldve ASKED and i just asked her abt it#and she raised her voice at me and told me she’d pay me back. i’m glad my money was able to help someone but maybe ASK ME before you take#*all* of my money. ok maybe not all i have like 2 rm in my wallet but#i'm genuinely so irritated and i know what was apparently the equivalent of $60 might not be a lot to you but it was MY savings still...?!?#ueueue maybe i’m just viewing the situation immaturely in which case tell me but :/ i’m just miffed#couldnt even buy a drink (literally 10 rm) online bc i gave my brother all my small change.. ahhhh#💭#my school tag thing had no money (we use it to buy food) and i didnt have anything in my physical wallet so i couldnt buy anything :|#i'd rather die than ask a friend... even if i did i wouldnt have the money to fucking pay them back anyways
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Ok so apparently it's not normal that whenever someone goes to a restaurant and I'm with them, I expect them to get just themselves food and then we leave. Like if you get me food or ask if I want anything I will in fact look at you like you're a stranger who just walked up and offered me a 100 dollar bill
#what can i say im just used to getting nothing#both my parents and my older sisters would go to get food and basically never get me anything#if i did get anything it also wasnt 'what do you want' it was 'heres what im getting you youre welcome'#lol and i was okay with that? guys. guys am i supposed to raise my standards#is this like. am i not respecting myself enough#like this is me having gottwn much better too. i used to be even worse#if i went to your house and you let me sleep on something that wasnt the floor i would stare at yoy in shock#i was mentally incapable of comprehending that i could get whatever i wanted off of a menu#one time my friends mom actually yelled at me because she took me to dunk8n donuts and asked what i wanted#and i froze up so bad that i just couldnt say anything because i didnt know what she meant#i was like 'oh you dont need to get me anything' 😭😭 and she INSISTED she had to get me something#for context i mustve been like 9 and i had NEVER had anyone ask my what i wanted before#i also was so prepared to just skip breakfast due to the anxiety of this situation#turns out having kids skip breakfast is also not super normal? me and my sisters usually wouldnt eat breakfast#especially on sunday mornings before church because there was snacks there
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#man my mom isnt being supportive at ALL during this time.#my dad: dont wait until youre 5 feet under to ask for help. if you need anything let us know#my mom: she has a savings account#like i don't have any money for groceries and i try to only use the savings stuff for rent but i was literally forced into using it#AND ITS NOT A BIG SAVINGS ACCOUNT LMAO. jesus CHRIST#and yesterday my dad offered to send me money but my mom is saying not to do that because 'she already gave me a check for some of my rent'#as if i dont have other needs. ????#and again. I DO NOT HAVE A LOT IN SAVINGS. JESUS#like a few years ago they couldnt be supportive and id understand and it wouldnt be as hurtful. but my dad's luck looked up a LOT#for the first time a couple years back. so they CAN be supportive now#instead my mom is just asking questions like 'what do you need money for other than rent'#like hello my savings account is running out. FAST.#and thats just for trying to oay rent with it. i have no way of paying for literally everything else#fym 'what else do you need'#also for clarity: the check is significantly less than half my rent. like my rent isnt covered and im still having to figure things out and#how to cover the rest#and shes just not being supportive at all
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Is it wrong to be a Taylor Swift hater?
Like... is it low-key leftover internalized misogyny?
Or does her music just suck?
#idk i could go on but why bother#ive been thinking about this a lot lately#like i really used to be EXTREMELY misogynistic growing up and i started hating tswift from the beginning and never changed my mind#but i cant tell if all my reason for not liking her are actually justified or if its just confirmation bias#and the first name she gave was taylor swift. and i couldnt help but laugh out loud. (over text#but i genuinely dont find her music interesting#i did like that blank space song the first time i heard it#but after listening to the words i realized i didnt really connect with it and didnt like it as much#but its got a really fun melody#idk its also kind of like that post thats like 'were you an OG justin bieber hater at age 13 just because?'#like is part of my disdain for her just stemming from my need to dislike popular things in general cause im a pretentious little indie lover#who knows idk#maybe i shouldnt hate taylor swift#hating taylor swift isnt a personality trait#but also i cant stop thinking about this one girl i matched with on tinder who said she was going into hearing medical sciences#because of the profound effect that music has had on her in her life#and i already knew exactly how she would answer this question just from looking at her but i asked her#what artists she enjoyed that had such a profound effect on her#and the first name she gave was taylor swift and i couldnt help but laugh out loud#(over text tho she did not hear me thankfully)#idk maybe i have nothing againt the woman as a person (i dont fucking know her so i cant) but im just annoyed by the concept of her#she has this like false success story of being a small town nobody who made it big or something#but that isnt even true she had a rich father who was able to move her across the country#and use his wealth and connections to jumpstart her career#i DO think it is impressive that she writes all of her own songs in an age where the mainstream music industry does not do that#but there are a million and one indie artists writing their own songs that i appreciate more#because theyre writing about things i actually care about#not to mention the way people believe with theyre whole heart that she is queer like come on yall...
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Someone told me that he 'like hanging around with me' and he 'love my smile' today
#years after my birth im finally finding out the genuine joy of making friends#also relief. ive got so used for my mere existence to be an annoyance to other people as a child so its so important to me when people say#they like to have me around#had to turn down a very big socialization opportunity bc i was hungry and i couldnt come with him - will try to make up for it next time#what he said was totally platonic btw hes gay and im not a man#he also told me 'when i first met you i thought you were trans' and the urge i felt to come out to him and say 'YES ACTUALLY (but also here#the nuances:') but it came out of nowhere and there were bystanders so i didnt want to risk it and just. 'honestly im not sure' was the bes#half-truth half-lie i could muster#but hey he made me comfortable with coming out to him so one day perhaps#gosh i wish im not going to mess up this newly forming friendship (?) with my little to non-existent social skills#man also has the same dumb humor as me. i have to find a way to keep him around#my mom would burst into tears if she knew how much i smile talk and am open around him. not my fault he is a person whom you naturally feel#safe around#normally people ask me if im 'angry/pissed/annoyed/sad' because i have a resting bitch face and dont talk much to anyone#the surprise people must feel once they get to know me better.. granted i cant name any but whatever lol
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You ever had a friendship where like you kind of faded out of each other's lives for a period of time and then re-bonded without ever really addressing the distance so now every time one of you mentions something you never told the other one during The Dark Time you both just have to be like "yeah, this massive thing that happened to me that we didn't talk about at the time but I totally wanted to tell you about but it felt like I couldn't talk to you but I'm also not gonna say it was your fault because I don't want to drive you away again but I know and you know exactly what it is we're not talking about"
#like. i dont blame her for what happened#she was going through a lot of bullshit and i was getting into my current relationship with our mutual friend#and the mutual friend in question it turns out had rejected her like a month and a half before asking me out#so like. things were weird and i dont blame her for not wanting to make a whole thing out of it#and i also get how it would be hard to see me like that with someone you had interest in#but also from my perspective at the time i started dating a boy i liked and my best friend just decided she couldnt be around me anymore#and even though i now have the full context and it doesnt hurt as badly theres still a part of me carrying resentment over it#ive stopped pretending this is relatable content and now im just using the tags on this post as my diary#like on the one hand i know this friendship is worth it because we're stronger than ever now#and shes gotten so much better about vulnerability and admitting i matter to her and communicating in general#but on the other hand it just keeps feeling like theres this elephant in the room that neither one of us has any idea how to address#and like i dont even know if it would be better if we did address it#like 'hey btw i know you had a crush on my now bf and tried to kiss him one time and then didnt tell me when he shrugged you off'#'i also know how much you tried to pretend it didnt hurt you but you distanced yourself from half your friends to avoid having to face it'#'and at the time it was rly frustrating because you acted like me being happy in a healthy relationship was a personal inconvenience to u'#'but i understand now and i forgive you and im glad you came back around eventually because i love you and i missed you'#or can all of those things just remain unsaid and understood
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Some people have gotten way too used to the internet
#some guy was like this is my moms name give me all her school records and I was like check where each schools records are held because i#might not have access to them and if they're with my office then fill out our form with the schools you want us to look for her name in#and he was like i dont know where she went to school she lived in x neighborhood like brother you couldnt even put in a little bit of effor#to pick out some schools you think are most likely???? like no ones saying you only get one shot if shes not in those schools records just#ask me to look for her in another school jeez#but then I realized he probably thinks we have a database where we can search a name and all the records come up#not how it works buddy for each school you request i have to PHYSICALLY get the record and PHYSICALLY rifle through for your moms name#so a little extra on your part would be nice#my post
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stressing rly hard
#we have to rehome one of our cats bc the two do not get along and weve had to keep them completely aeparated for 2 years#2 years because everyone ive asked throughout that time has said they cant take her#our only two options are my parents taking My Baby (my first cat that ive had for 8 years)#or putting the new cat in a shelter. which. is a very very very very bad option.#bc none of our shelters are no-kill and also her chances as a fat black traumatized cat are not good#she was given to us with a lot of trauma and weve worked with her this whole time and shes come such a long way#she literally only just started using the cat tower we got almost 2 yr ago#she used to attack crazy if you touched her unexpectedly and now she just chirps and leans into it#she used to hide from the vacuum now she just watches it#if you poked her or touched her paw or pat her butt she would lose her mind and now she just doesnt care#shes come so far and weve all worked so hard to make her feel safe and she finally does#ive been begging my parents for over a year to take my cat (she knows them already and her own babies live there)#and in that time they told me they couldnt and got a dog#now im just telling them how desperate we are and how badly we need the help im begging BEGGING them to please consider it#bc we dont have any other options. none.#sigh#it would solve half our problems so much stress would be gone#im worried#pleeeease please let this work please please PLEASE let this work
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