#loki: eh
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The comedy of brodinsons dragging random cultural biases with them from Asgard is so fun. They should be sexist to people's faces and roll their eyes when anyone says anything about it
#i just KNOW loki would read natasha's presence on the team for filth#not *just* because she's a woman but also because what is she even doing there#they are in physical combat the most she can do is distract him while he breaks a few bones#at least barton is a ranged attacker like that#Gun Girl okay but on a bulletproof alien? really?#what is she going to do to him because the femme fatale action obviously isnt going to work#at least the others are decked out with attack skills and high tech#loki: you are literally going to get killed doing this#nat: im doing fine#loki whacks her into a building like no seriously i will squash you like a bug use your strategy skills rn#thor: i told them we dont need her on the team but it is an earth thing apparently#loki: oh noooo they couldnt have 6 guys share a building ahhhhhh they needed to balance it out -_-#thor: she doesnt even prepare beverages when asked. even though her work is only partially as a physical warrior!!#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor#thor: HEY!!!! 😡😠😡💢💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡#loki: eh#thor absolutely convinced everyone has to get highly drunk after victory he is basically forcing everyone to drink#bruce: i cant#thor: -_- you shall celebrate!!#thor: i need a floor of this tower to keep as a feast hall
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Watching Loki. I’m on episode 4 and I’m trying to see what the hype was about
#I’m on s1e4 and this shit isn’t gripping my attention at ALL#usually it takes me a season or two to care about a show tho so I’ll be kind to it#is this probably a wild take? eh maybe#some shows I like instantly but this surely ain’t it.#it is a fun concept but man I’m just#they’re not going enough into the absolute batshit shenanigans :(#but that might just me loving comic book camp and it’s far more serious#I’m just so glad they didn’t make both Lokis be a couple thank hood#*god#bro I just need it to get UBER time fuckey and have fourth dimension bullshit involved#update on S1E5 and I’m just waiting for interesting shit to happen#bones speaks#ok it might be getting interesting. they have kinship#Oop and they’re captured. andddd he’s stuck in his own purgatory? oh it’s a time loop. nice.#I like Mobius the best. he’s fun and his charisma is just fantastic. I’m glad they centered his on character a lot and intrigued to see#and where his character goes#GOD NO THEYRE MAKING SYLVIE AND LOKI A THING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#god I HATE that shit cmon. make him fall in love with Mobius u dumb fucks it’s so much more of an interesting take
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The mains have a meet and greet ( ˘ ³˘)♥
#collecting fps game characters like pokemon ehe#overwatch2#moira o'deorain#valorant#cypher#marvel rivals#loki laufeyson#no I DONT have a problem#...okay maybe
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He can definitely be both and a lot more~
(I think, Loki is also the most adorable chibi~♡)
#shuumatsu no valkyrie#record of ragnarok#How adorable can you be???#snv loki#ror loki#chibi#Loki#shuumatsu no valkyrie loki#record of ragnarok Loki#I always want to pinch his cheeks eh#💚💜#snv#ror
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#i mean#time travel#eh???#marvel#i repurposed a meme#loki#loki series#loki season 2#loki laufeyson#mcu#memes#funny memes#tom Hiddleston#spoilers#oroborus#lol#tony stark#maria hill
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no sweeping exits or offstage lines / could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind faith has been broken and tears must be cried / let’s do some living after we die
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see this post and also this one lmao
huge thank you to my best cousin for taking the picture and letting me use it <3 love you
the red tailed hawk and the kestrel are both species found in Wisconsin. I checked.
bonus thanks to @invader-bucky and @slowmo-yo-yo for putting them on my dash lately and inspiring this <3
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#dogma 1999#bartelby#dogma loki#have we decided on a ship name for them?#eh. whatever#snailman sketches#in full color babyyyy!
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why does loki heimdall beef look like its because of thor and thor is completely oblivious
But I guess loki has beef with everyone who holds Thor's attention for 3 seconds
fhefhreu yeah i think on thor's part it's like a mix of obliviousness and just tuning it out because loki's been hitting the roof ever since they've been introduced to other kids as small children. it must be like white noise to him at this point; it's just one of loki's little quirks (thor pointing to loki who's foaming at the mouth: "he don't bite 🥰" sif: "yes he do!!!!!") but i do think he's MAJORLY oblivious when it comes to loki-heimdall beef, both in terms of degree and reasoning behind it.
don't get me wrong, i do think thor's AWARE there's BEEF but i don't think it's ever crossed his mind that it's personal. for loki and heimdall to not be the biggest fans of each other seems kind of natural to him - opposites in the asgardian ecosystem and all that; loki's a trickster and heimdall's an incredibly good-looking surveillance system. and tbf i think that's how it actually begun. my own personal headcanon is that one of loki's pranks ran away with him (the way they OFTEN DO) and it ended up with a servant taking the fall for it, heimdall was compelled to speak up as he did not want to see the man flogged, kill bill sirens blared inside loki's head and IT'S BEEN DOWNHILL ever since.
it was thor who made it PERSONAL, bet it was something he thought was entirely innocent like defending heimdall to loki or odin a bit TOO ARDENTLY ("how can you say that??? heimdall would NEVER betray the crown! I'd vouch for him with MY LIFE!") or god forbid, letting it slip he found heimdall very handsome (thor thought he managed to come across as casual, he super duper didn't) which led to loki doing a double take so hard he needed an exorcism after. loki internally: ohohoho you think i won't kill all 3 of us? BIG MISTAKE.
#always here for heimdall-loki beef#genuinely one of the funniest background relationships#heimdall#thor#thor odinson#brodinsons#thorki#(eh kinda i guess depending on the interpretation but they're just always weird imo no matter what)#thordall#thor x heimdall#asks
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Loki, the Weapon
Loki Moodboard trilogy: 1 | 2 | 3
Special mentions of shit I really wanted to add but didn't know how:
#loki#avengers loki#I'm gonna get severed for this title XD#marvel#the avengers movie#the avengers 2012#I uhhhhhhh someone get me an automatic tagger XD#moodboard#my moodboards#moodboards#my moodboard#I thought of adding water stuff bc drowning + loss of control + etc but I can't make a 12by12 fucking grid of this so I thought maybe not#I like how the 'bad' editing on the eye words kinda symbolizes where they come from#like I was trying to drag the green out and then I pulled back adn went wait a minute#symbolism???? and u know what sure symbolism#I don't like how the top ones are smaller but it won't let me make them tall unless I cut the left one and I Refuse so eh
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after one eternity I.. gave up? I‘m sorry but I literally do not have the time :‘) So have fun with some characters and uh. some sketches :‘))
I‘ll tag those that got their character drawn ig hahsh @lokis-coconut28 @legendarystarz (literally so sorri Minty that ur character is just. Smol) @ashtheashtray @productofaritual
#six characters#i‘m quite proud how the actually finished parts turennd out but oh well :‘)#the labyrinth#jareth the goblin king#jareth labyrinth#kid loki#the echo of a scream#eh!cissan#event horizon#de terra#cissan
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hold on. serious question that might be stupid & i dont know who else to ask on here. why didn't the asgardians after thor ragnarok just.. go to one of the eight other realms for aid and/or shelter?
Ragnarok didn't really have them consider the other realms and the other realms also didn't play any notable part in the plot/messaging. Presumably Thor wants to go to earth because the Avengers are there or because it's one of the only realms their relation might not be strained with (Jotunheim and Svartalfheim for example may not be ideal to settle on) but I don't think it's ever reasoned for why they went to earth. Maybe Thor initially planned to move them somewhere else but Thanos happened and it became too much trouble to move after years on Earth.
#imagine someone being like we should seek refuge on vanaheim and thor and loki are like hmm without our army? noo <3#like what do u mean u think the vanir will take them in t#asgard kept militarily interventioning them!!#and now asgard doesnt even have a realm why would they let them settle easily?#it's probably for plot convenience since that's where the avengers are or to follow the comics with asgard settling on earth but eh
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My Headcanons of gow (2018+Ragnarok) characters sun signs and birthstones bc why not?
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Kratos - ironically an aries + diamond birthstone (april)
atreus - pisces + aquamarine birthstone (march)
freya+freyr - taurus + emerald birthstone (may)
angrboda - sagittarius + citrine birthstone (november)
Laufey - libra + opal birthstone (october)
gryla - scorpio + citrine birthstone (november)
baldur - gemini + pearl birthstone (june)
thor - leo + ruby birthstone (july)
Thrud - virgo (or leo) + peridot birthstone (august)
sif - virgo + sapphire birthstone (september)
Skjoldr - cancer + pearl birthstone (june)
Odin - either the worst l30 youve ever met or a fucked up sc0rpi0 ruby birthstone or yellow topaz birthstone 😐
Heimdall - aquarius + amethyst birthstone (February)
Brok - aries LOL + aquamarine birthstone (march)
sindri - cancer + ruby birthstone (july)
lunda - sagittarius + tanzanite birthstone (december)
tyr - libra + pink tourmaline birthstone (october)
#I DONT HATE LEOS OR SCORPIOS im just saying odin would be a fucked up one 😭😭😭😭#I feel like some of these are a bit eh but overall i think its pretty accurate lol#Lunda was the hardest bc shes so sweet and no signs are that sweet imo LOL#but anyways what are your thoughts 😭😭#god of war ragnarok#god of war#gowr#gow#lunda#brok#sindrie#Atreus#loki#kratos#angrboda#angrboða#freya#freyr#skjoldr#heimdall#Baldur#Tyr#odin#thor#thrud#thrúd#sif#Gryla#God of war 2018#zodiac signs
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#i love pink and green so much ~#it had been a while since i made a post about loki eh?#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no valkyrie#snv loki#ror loki#snv#ror#loki#shuumatsu no valkyrie loki#loki record of ragnarok#loki~#aethestic#pink#curvy#pink dress#Pinterest#moodboard
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"...you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!"
Okay but like. What if Thor had died? Not by fratricide, what if he'd just died? Because there's no other siblings (officially...) and even if there was if Odin wants to skip an heir he'd have to think up a reason or admit to literally centuries of lying to everyone, and it's not impossible that both Odin and Thor could die at the same time so like... they actually could have had a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard. And there doesn't seem to have been any plan to avoid that so...
#and even if it all came out the next in line's probably Cousin Whoever and if Cousin Whoever is not instantly popular his subjects are gonna#be thinking#'well okay that prince was secretly blue but he grew up here and we're used to him and most importantly he is NOT King Cousin'#'Whoever. would he be up for a violent overthrow of King Whoever do you think? let's call him up and suggest that eh?'#basically i now realise that Odin's Shit Plan potentially leads to civil war in TWO kingdoms and that's... honestly sort of impressive.#'why did he lie?' demanded loki. 'idk i think he just kind of... forgot?' answered frigga (who had also been lying but shhh...)#thor (2011)#mcu tag
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It's that time of the year again~
Loki prefers Halloween~
#Where did December suddenly come from again?#The thought that the new year begins next month eh#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no valkyrie#snv loki#ror loki#snv Odin#snv Thor#Loki#Thor#Odin#norse
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