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“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

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Malayan Crested Fireback

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reminder that spirobolid millipedes have adorable faces

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Question, how do you spell Hannukkah?

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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“No ones allowed to criticize the Jewish community isn’t that (((mysterious)))” really? You’re doing it right now. You do it all the time. You beat us up in the streets and people cheer you on. Come on now.

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I Soended one 1 WHOLE year tendin.g to, a rosemary bush In My herbs garden &. And I wenr 5 or 7 even ti,mes to the Shops also and our cupbairds SOVery full,of cheese and Cracke.rs Cause Im am shitting hosting Chris mant at my house again. Kissed all the butter in My Fridge, b cause It's Chris mant dinner tmrw. And My god. im forgotten to buy Potatoes

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hit my unholy heart

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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

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who wants to play organs and bones with me

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Rough design concepts for my favourite hermits :)