#because of all the rouges wanting to ‘play pranks’

[booklover223]

Bloody fucking hell. It was just his luck that he ran into a dead kid and was bestowed the misfortune to inform said dead kid that he was, in fact, dead. The universe hated him. John thought sourly as he tried to think of a way to explain to the kid he was dead.

Most people (batsy and his colony) thought he was too crass to work with kids and while it was true sometimes depending on the kid he actually liked kids, held a soft spot for them especially if they were dinguses, like the one in front of him.

“Kid,” he started before he sighed and rubbed his chin. “I’m sorry to tell you this kid but, you’re dead. You’ve died. What year do you think it is?” He asked gently watching the ghost. The white haired kid blinked before tilting his head. “It’s April 1, 2004. I’m not dumb,” he rolled his eyes body slightly following the motion. “I know it’s April fools day trench coat man you won’t fool me! And I’ve never seen you around town before! STRANGER DANGER!” The kid shouted before running off. John sighed as he grabbed his phone to let the scary bat know the case became complicated and he would need a hotel booked so he can help this kid cross over. Unbeknownst to Constantine, Danny was having a laugh with Sam and Tucker about the sad trench coat man that he just pranked. He may have said the wrong year purposefully but it still was April 1.

Constantine coming across Danny for the first time: Kid, are you aware that you’re dead?

Danny, about to play the greatest prank: I’m what? D:

[aobhstypwriter]

Kang Sae-byeok headcanons

every other author has done this blah blah blah. enjoy

She ties your shoelaces for you

Is 100% a cat person. They're distant, untrusting and sceptical like her and she always enjoys hanging out with them, even if it means sitting miles away from one.

loves watching you and Cheol interact

Cheol made you and her play Minecraft with him and Cheol burned down your joint base as a prank. She was so annoyed. Also she's the type to go mining and actually play the game whilst you plant pretty flowers.

She's not very expressive, but she loves little touches - touching knees at the dinner table, brushing hands as you take the keys from her grasp, always sitting next to you/saving you a seat at functions

Was so nervous to meet your parents - but she was a charmer, and they loved her :)

always makes sure your phone is charged

pays attention to detail - knows your favourite foods, your favourite songs, and movies.

Is terrified of insects and small rodents - though she'd never admit it to your face, you did have to save her a few times from a rouge mouse or a scurrying spider.

smells like coffee and rain

Is usually always surprised at your affectionate actions, like she couldn't think of a single reason why someone would want to kiss her, let alone you???

Is super competitive. You took her and Cheol to the arcade once and had to let her win every. single. game.

casually plays guitar - it calms her. she doesn't have much experience but if she finds a song she wants to play she'll spend a whole evening learning the tabs.

You introduced her to 'the dark knight' and now it's her favourite movie. not just because you showed her it, but also because she thinks batman is just super fucking cool.

Loves mornings. Is literally always first up (except for the days she pretends to be asleep to stay in your arms just that bit longer).

loves when you wear her clothes, they always look so baggy on you due to her oversized style.

She's so tough to everyone but you. With you, she's the softest person in the world - still super quiet, but never left any space between you two when you were in the same room - always embracing you or making contact in some way.

Talks to you late at night about her scars as you trace them with your fingers

is such a weird sleeper. She might kick you out of the bed, or wake you because she can't sleep, or mumble something indecisive as she dreams.

brushes your hair for you and puts it into pretty styles

Cheol always teases you two. One night, he even asked what all those 'weird noises' were coming from your room. You two avoided all his questions for the rest of the day and made a note to be a little quieter next time.

Regularly takes you and Cheol to play laser tag together after learning how good of a team you made.

Only wears one piece of jewellery - a simple ring that you got her for her birthday.

She's quiet when people ask about you - not because she is embarrassed, but because she is protective over the secret, calm life you three share with each other. The things you say and do are so valued and private to her that she found it hard to openly talk about your relationship.

Fits in well with your family, her humour matches theirs pretty perfectly. she really enjoys having a family dynamic both with them and you and Cheol, after not having anything like that for so long.

Is very sassy. totally a sarcastic person, and always pokes fun at you/makes jokes through it playfully. ("I hate you" "Not what you were saying last night")

Loves the rain - you'll sometimes catch her up at 3am, sitting by the window just watching it fall.

Got you a record player for your birthday, and spent ages picking out vinyls you'd like.

makes you packed lunches when you go to work

pretends to not like Kpop but you caught her singing Russian roulette in the kitchen over and over...

loves winter and snow!!

whilst you shower she brushes her teeth and vice versa

Loves long walks in the woods with you

Is an insanely dry texter and refuses to use slang, always typing in full words. she'll always reply like 'okay.' or 'yes.'

her favourite thing is her moments just lying in bed with you, whether sleeping or just being there together, she cherished it deeply and almost always made you late in the morning.

loves cinema dates, she doesn't feel like anyone is watching her and can be way more affectionate because of this.

always wears a suit to formal events/dinners, and will without hesitation give you her jacket if you get cold.

[shitposting-puppet]

A list of Sonic Headcanons to keep in mind for my works

Sonic is functionally Tails' dad, and the duo treat each other like a mix of brothers and father/son.

This makes him the Mom Friend as the only member of Team Sonic to actually Raise a Child

Sonic has an unconscious habit of constantly searching his friends for injuries, sonce Tails tended to get hurt frequently while inventing

He can find basically anything. Amy once lost her favorite headband and after two minutes of searching, Sonic found it behind her bed.

He likes to play stupid for the bit (it helps reclaim the childhood he gave up for Tails' sake)

But he'd do it again

Actually has some anxiety about letting Tails go on adventures with him (thats his baby brother!)

Has accidentally used the "talking to a child Tails" voice on the others. Tails thinks this is fucking hilarious. Sonic does not

Light sleeper

Sonic is THE Go-To person for nightmares, insomnia, flashbacks etc because he's good at listening and comfort.

He once sat with Shadow for three hours in total silence, with the only sound being some soft music after Shadow had a bad flashback

Granted, Sonic proceeded to fall asleep at lunch the next day but the thought is what matters

A serial napper. If theres downtime, he's napping. Leftover from him sleeping with a baby Tails

Good at recommending tea (for some reason? Tails doesn't even *like* tea)

The tea recommendations started once he and Knuckles became friends bc Knuckles fell in love with tea when he came to the mainland for the first time

Sonic knows how to pick locks, it started as a joke but then it spiralled as all things do when relating to him

Tails keeps trying to invent locks Sonic cant get into. Sonic finds a way anyhow.

Sonic picking locks has actually come in handy multiple times.

Like:

Breaking into Tails' workshop because the fox mobian hasnt eaten enough.

Getting into eggman's base.

Saving some civilians.

Pranks

Breaking into Team Dark's base to fuck with Shadow and the others

Sonic can cook, really well, he just prefers chilidogs

Amy on the other hand, isnt allowed in a kitchen.

Neither is Tails

Technically, Silver knows how to cook...kinda

His food is edible, and good for you.... but not very appealing to look at or tasty

Vector, Big and Vanilla are the only adults Sonic and Tails really trust

Silver is shorter than you think, having grown up in a hellscape means that he looks runty, his height stunted from lacknof nutrition

Speaking of, Silver and Blaze smell like fire. A smokey smell that is both comforting and unnerving. Depends on the intensity

Silver returns to the past covered in debris and ash most of the time.

Silver straight up looks brown or grey half the time because the future is actively on fire half the time. He must be wrestled into a bath

Sonic will just hose Silver down out in the garden

The alternative is a repeat of The Sink Incident

Neither of them want that.

Tails does. He thinks its hilarious

Amy will let Silver use a shower

Tails Nine decided to return with Shadow and Sonic at the end of Sonic Prime and now lives with Sonic and Tails

He has also gone back to being called Miles to distance himself from what he did

Sonknux and Rougeknux are both Things That Happen. Knuckles has 2 hands after all.

Sonic had a bi-awakenijg upon meeting Renegade and it got worse after meeting Dread

He couldnt look Knuckles in the eye for two weeks

Silver may be an extrovert and love people, but he gets overstimulated easily by all of the visual noise in the past. He just isn't used to seeing so many bright colors or moving objects like leaves and grass.

When this happens, he'll quiet down and close his eyes, content to listen to his friends and chip in only when he thinks he has something to contribute

When Omega gets pissed at anyone, he threatens to post their search history. This threat is most effective against Rouge and least effective against Tails.

Tails: Sonic has seen my search history like five separate times. You cannot threaten me with that

Sonic: Can confirm, its either mechanics or workshopping bombs

Silver actually should have inhibitor rings since he isnt the best at controlling his telekinetic powers. He can toss it, but aiming is a different story (based on his 06 gameplay- jesus. The aim is ATROCIOUS)

Silver is Shadows descendant and albino. Neither of them know this.

Amy is wearing inhibitors. They're only holding her back from true potential (i love scary girls lol)

Vector is basically Espio and Charmy's dad

Espio is the edgy brother and we all know it

Vector eats like a broke college student with a god complex and Suffers for it

Espio snorts and tries not to laugh

Charmy has no such reservations

Sonic was selectively mute as a child and knows some sign language when he has silent episodes (often when overwhelmed)

Tails acts as a translator.

Sonic: Well, Eggman's an Egg-head

Tails: Your smack talk was better back when you didn't talk.

Sonic, laughing: PFFFFFT WOAH

Silver has a weighted blanket, he originally got it to keep him grounded literally so he doesnt float off, but it also had the added bonus of keeping him grounded mentally too

Sonic made it a point to celebrate Tail's birthday every year, and would plan for ages

This did mean that for those first few years Sonic didn't end up celebrating his own, but in his mind it was completely worth it.

Tails disagrees, and wishes he had known sooner. But Sonic laughs everytime and ruffles his hair.

Truthfully, everytime his saw his baby brother smile, Sonic felt that made up for every missed birthday. Because Tails was getting everything Sonic had ever wanted at his age.

And he'd make sure Tails was never alone.

Silver and Sonic sometimes remind Shadow of Maria with their mannerisms (Silver with his endless optimism, and Sonic with his smile)

He once mistook Tails for her too (...they have the same shade of blue eyes. Its hard to look at the kit sometimes)

[atlasdoe]

what r ur least fav characterisations/headcannons/things the fandom has decided & what r your favourites?

oh annon OH ANNON

are you flirting with me?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM ASK EVER OMFG

okay okay okay i'm calm i'm calm

ngl the list is going to be long so i'm going to try to keep things short. if you want me to expand on anything please let me know and i will (i'll also tag any previous posts i've made about these things)

SO

Fannon things I hate:

WILKES BEING A BOY!!!!!!

I also hate it when people try to please everyone and say "there are two Wilkes and they're brother and sister" because you KNOW that the Wilkes who becomes a death eater is the boy. (my Wilkes is Juliette Wilkes and she's THE Wilkes who was friends with Snape, Mulciber and Avery and joined the Death Eaters and was killed by aurors)

Pandora being from a death eater family (mainly the Rosier twins. Nobody hates Pandora Rosier more then me)

Pandora being a seer (Sybill is RIGHT THERE)

Anything that includes Regulus and Evan being forced into the death eaters, or joining to protect their siblings, or secretly being spy's for the Order or trying to get into the Order

Barty Crouch Sr being anything worse then neglectful that somehow justifys what Barty Jr did

Marlene being a Gryffindor (Ravenclaw Marlene 4life)

Emmeline Vance having ANYTHING to do with the Slytherins (where tf did the hc that she was friends with Evan come from😭)

James, Peter and Marlene being childhood best friends (i hc that Marlene and Peter were but not James)

Remus being mean/violent/being able to stand his ground at all

Remus going to the Slytherins after the prank (literally why would be do that??)

THE PRANK BEING A BIG DEAL AND SIRIUS LOSING ALL OF HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE OF IT PLSSSS NOBODY CARED APART FROM SNAPE

Also speaking of Snape, the idea that Regulus, Barty and Evan would've hated him or taken The Marauders side over his. (Evan is canonically Snapes friend y'all)

The Marauders and the Skittles getting along/hanging out together

Remus and Regulus being friends

James being a people pleaser

Dumbledore being this evil manipulator who forced a bunch of children into the Order

Similarly, the idea that Dumbledore could've "saved" Regulus, Evan and Barty from the Death Eaters (as if they'd want Dumbledores help to begin with. they were exactly where they wanted to be)

Mary erasing her own memory after the war (or worse, someone else doing it)

Marlene having multiple older brothers (she is suchhhh an oldest daughter pls)

Tall Remus

Short Sirius

And now to my fave things cause I promise I can be positive

Marlene being a lesbian

Remus having a sweet tooth

The hc that Sirius would hex himself to stay in the hospital wing with Remus after a full moon

Lily being the honorary fifth Marauder

Peter and Marlene being childhood best friends (so long as James isn't there i'm good)

Amycus and Alecto Carrow being twins

Amelia and Edgar Bones being twins

Fabian and Gideon Prewett being twins

Sirius playing Quidditch

Marlene and Dorcas being Quidditch rivals

Frank and Alice's friendship with James and Lily

Charity and Aurora also being apart of Snape's Gang

Dorcas being a Slytherin

I love Dorcas' inclusion in the Slytherin Skittles but I do have differing opinions on exactly her opinion of Evan, Barty and Regulus after they joined the death eaters and how their friendship fell apart

Pandora and Regulus being friends

Barty being in the same year as Regulus

Lily and Remus being best friends

Dorcas going rouge and trying to kill Voldemort herself after Marlenes death

James being willing to take a chance on Regulus. (though i do think that once Regulus took the dark mark that was it and James didn't give him a second thought after that)

okay i think that's it for now i'm sorry if i said i hated your favourite thing and again feel free to ask me any follow ups :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!!!!

[miraculous-pyxie]

Idea where Adrien and Marinette knew each other from years of the Dupain-Cheng’s catering for the Agreste’s so they become The Best Of Friends Ever ™️ and have Ladynoir dynamics since they were kids.

What is included in this idea package:

Years of play dates that are always super fun for the both of them and when their parents at at events they get to go off and play together

their influence on each other starts in their early development so Marinette brings an independent nature out of Adrien and Adrien brings out more collaboration in Marinette

They get to have Big Talks™️ when facing harder questions in life

Marinette was there when Adrien’s mom left so they grew even closer

When they get their miraculous they tell each other immediately and become impossibly closer

they felt bad about breaking the rules at first but they realized that it works so much better this way because they were already so close that they didn’t need to build teamwork with someone new

It’s Marinette that actually convinced Gabriel to let Adrien into public school

Adrien met Chloe before but didn’t like her as much bc of Marinette’s influence (he also got to hear first hand how she was bullying her)

They play a massive prank on their whole class when Adrien comes in the first day because of all people that know each other it’s them. people are shocked, Chloe is mad, Nino is like “bro i thought i was your childhood bestie” so Marinette is like “you are but trust me there is no need to be jealous, just spend like 5 minutes with him you’ll fall in love with him” and she was right

we get lots of post-reveal pre-relationship silly dynamics 

Alya and Nino eventually clock on the two of them like each other, but it looks like they’re both oblivious to it / don’t want to admit it

eventually, Alya and Nino confront Marinette and Adrien separately about confessing their feelings, but they both give back an eerily similar answer of “it’s too complicated to be together” that makes them think there is more to their relationship then they originally thought (Alya thinks they are LB and CN and Nino thinks they are already dating) (they are both kinda right).

Alya and Nino slowly put the pieces together, they’re making jokes assuming they are both dating and superheroes that they kind of just forgot that these are head cannons of their friends so when they eventually find out they’re like “yeah lmao”

all very fluffy and silly and only a ting of angst

Ladybug, Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, and Carapace shenanigans eventually 

[mentaly-british-biologist]

How TF2 mercs enjoy pool days:

Ok, so this may be based on my own beliefs on what they would do during a pool day, but screw it. I want you to think of a scenario. All the mercenaries finally decide to go on a summer break to a nice hot area [Orlando, Cancun, whatever you like.] however, they didn't exactly read the website correctly, and instead of getting into a resort with a public pool, they end up getting a personal pool with their resort house. This will include Ms. Pauling because yes.

Scout:

-Immediately jumps into the pool, clothes and all.

-Says he played an 'Epic prank' on Medic by putting Ms Pauling's bikinis in his bag instead of his swimming trunks.

-Hits everyone with pool noodles for hours, apart from Spy. He can never find Spy.

-Planned a sick joke with Sniper to push Medic into the pool. [More on that later]

Soldier:

-Has to be stopped from covering himself in honey before jumping into the pool. [For the sake of that poor water filter]

-Also hits multiple people with a pool noodle and ends up sword fighting with Scout.

-Tries to take bites out of the pool noodles, as well as all the other foam items he can get his hands on.

-Refuses to take off helmet despite being halfway underwater.

Engineer:

-Stays on the sides, will occasionally jump in as long as his mechanical arm is wrapped up tight. [Water damage, yknow?]

-Adores how Pyro has so many different toys to play with by the pool, often watches over them as they play with them.

-Only one who takes photos

-Made a little beach themed watercooler near the hot tub to fill with alcohol and drinks.

Demoman:

-Ends up making personal drinks for everyone, a bartender at the hot tub.

-Absolutely destroys his skin by not wearing sunscreen, ends up walking away fried.

-Somehow sets fire to the water in the pool.

-Falls asleep in the pool at multiple points in time, sometimes face down. [Soldier flips him over, can't let him drown]

Heavy:

-Basically the lifeguard in all this chaos, wondering how the pool is simultaneously on fire and freezing. [It's Demoman and Sniper's fault]

-When he jumps in, it becomes a goddamn wave pool, and I'm talking about the ones that could drown people.

-He normally hangs out in the hot tub beside the pool, not normally going in unless it's important.

-Wants to chat to Medic, but he can never find him near the pool. Talks to Spy instead.

Sniper:

-Hangs around the deep end of the pool, hanging off the edges like spooder man.

-Never knows where Medic is during the morning and afternoons, so he decided to help Scout with a prank so he could figure out what's going on with him.

-Normally has a soft drink during the slow pool hours when everybody is relaxed.

-Threw ice into the pool when it lighted up. It did nothing.

-Like Soldier, still wears his hat despite being up to his neck in water.

Pyro:

-Refuses to even touch the water. The only time they jumped in is when the water was set alight. Loved every second of it.

-Has many water-safe unicorn toys and rubber ducks by the side of the pool to play with instead of actually going in the water.

-Keeps the mask on. Cmon, what did you expect?

-Can and will sit in the sun for the entire day if possible.

Spy:

-Stays cloaked whenever Scout comes around the pool with his pool noodle.

-When he does decide to get in the pool, the ashes of his cigarettes get in the water. Yuck.

-Wears only the finest of wool woven swimwear shorts. [That's a lie. They're silk too.]

-Found Medic one night. Drowning. Was a bit confused, but pulled him out anyway.

Medic:

-Physically does not know how to swim. Packed Ms. Pauling's bikinis instead of his own swim gear, so he didn't have to. Scout found out and pretended that it was his doing.

-Doesn't like the loud noises of the day, so usually comes out in the evening, dangling his legs into the water of the deep end.

-Comes out in full uniform like a weirdo. I'm talking about the lab coat, the white cardigan, the white shirt, the red rubber gloves, the baggy rouge/brown trousers, the black boots, all of it.

-Got pushed into the deep end by both Scout and Sniper. Started drowning, and eventually Spy found him and pulled him out.

Ms. Pauling:

-Sits by the side of the pool, usually with a martini or a cold drink.

-Got confused when she found her swimming costume inside Medic's suitcase.

-Usually dives into the pool with grace... with her glasses still on. Refuses to also take them off, due to the fact that she won't be able to see without them. [Excuses, excuses.]

-Will normally get a call from the Administrator. Everyone goes silent when this happens, due to the fact that they're supposed to be working.

Yeah, I think that turned out pretty well, but these are just headcannons. Agree if you want, but you don't have to.

:]

[delicategardenerbear]

What do anyone think about this idea of making a new alternate universe for sonic using unused characters, concepts, and beta designs of existing characters as well as the concept art of Satam? Here are some of my ideas.

Feels the Rabbit is the main hero in this universe that is helped by the brilliant but lazy Dr. Teddy Eggman who also acts as the young rabbit's father figure

Madonna of this would be a mix of her original concept and her Archie Comic version with elements from Topaz, so basically Ada Wong from Resident Evil, she was send with her partner to keep an eye on Feels and Dr Eggman but soon formed a bond with the young rabbit, acting as a mother figure to him.

Beta Rouge (I'm not sure what to call her) is Madonna's partner and her personality is similar to Lara Croft so she was a former archaeologist who ventures into ancient tombs and hazardous ruins around the world and give what she finds to museums, in fact she was so good the G.U.N. offered her a job which she accepted in hope of more excitement and was paired with Madonna.

Gazebo Boobowski and his daughter, Tiara Boobowski, were the guardians of the six magical Rings of Order, as well as the ancient art of Ring smithing, I'm not sure what else to do on these characters, any ideas?

Terios (the top two) could be similar to Wolverine in terms of origin as well as personality with him probably mentoring Feels the Rabbit. He is related to the bottom character, who will be named Void, who is basically Sabretooth. Also, the two designs next to each other could be their super forms. They don't remember their origins but remember being experimented on by humans, resulting in Void's hatred of humans and his insanity as well as Terio's general distrust of humans, though Terios escaped with the help of a mysterious white hedgehog.

Very little is known about Venice the hedgehog but all that known is that he believed he is from the future and is here to set things right, I'm actually having problems with coming up with a ideas for him

In this universe, Mobians live alongside humans because of a crisis at Mobius which led to mass immigration to earth. Feels the Rabbit lose his family during an crisis and he was found by Teddy

Inferno

an fire elemental that follows and protects a young bobcat after the child save her from being captured from government agents. She has total control over fire as well as their physical body

Buttercup the Bobcat

After saving Inferno from government agents, she and her family are forced to go on the run. She is a good-hearted but mischievous girl, think a mashup between Calvin and Hilda, a part of her regrets helping Inferno due to the trouble it brought her and parents but they her assured her that she did a good thing

Glam the Hare

A up and coming rock and roll sensation that's making headlines, his style of music is Very reminition of glamrock as well as 70s funk. Glam was just a struggling musician that was trying to make it big in the music industry, his luck changes when playing at a live music bar when famed music producers Lennon Bulldog overheard Glam and immediately offered him a contract which changed his life

Washington Wolf

A famous mascot for a car company who ironically has a fear of going fast

Boomy the Turtles

Feel's best friend and rival who after losing his legs in an accident and was given cybernetic legs are able to turn into rockets by Teddy. He is laid-back and care-free guy who tends not to worry about things but is very competitive when he wants to be

Martin Simpson

Teddy Eggman's assistant who is very positive and hard-working to a weird amount. He is almost always smiling but rarely talks and sometimes plays practical jokes and pranks also Teddy doesn't remember hiring him but since he's worked hard so he doesn't question it

Ziggy the Black Cat

The Wario to Feel's Mario, He's a greedy, rude and hot-tempered but surprisingly intelligent individual who always making some get rich quick scheme but fortunately is a nuisance at best

Axel Mole

A very passive and unassertive guy who tend to stay out of conflicts and just want to explore the world. He always has to wear his special goggles when he comes to the surface so as to not hurt his eyes

[teleportationmagic]

She expects Superman. Joker was a Gotham rouge, and they were not exactly lacking in crazies going around and destroying things. What she doesn’t expect is him to come to her.

“I need help.” He says one day, appearing in the Clocktower like magic.

Three days ago her father died. Six days ago Dick died. And she was still waiting to see who would arrange Bruce’s funeral. “My help?”

“Yes.” The Joker was dead. Barbara had felt something, seven days ago, but now she was just shoulders-deep in grief, and it was difficult to care about it. About any of it. The letters on her computer had turned to mush a while ago. And oh – she’d forgotten.

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

He nods, brief, and then averts his eyes. “I’m sorry for yours.”

Which one? She wants to ask, but that feels insensitive. She’s capable of sensitivity. She was, at least.

He coughs, faintly, and then stands up straight. For a moment, all she can see in it is Kate’s straight-backed militarism, and it looks so weird on him. Like seeing Santa Claus with a cigarette. “Gotham is a mess.”

“I’m aware.” You’d be hard pressed to find anyone who was more aware. But Superman was a good bet.

“The Joker had been allowed to fester for too long, but he’s not the only one of your rouges. Your madmen. And this city keeps cranking out more.”

Her fingers tighten on her armrest. “Are you trying to make a point, Clark?” She’s knows he can level the whole city in an afternoon. She knows that he’s falling apart, and that she is too, but still, this is her city. And even if he is Superman, she can’t let him hurt it. She won’t.

“Someone needs to keep a closer leash on it.” He steps towards the window, light playing across the folds of his face. He’s aged badly in the last few weeks. Barbara didn’t know Kyptonians could do that. “But I’m not the right person for that job.”

“Why not? You’ve gone a lot farther than your normal stomping ground over the last few days.”

“Because I can’t stand this city. And that’s not fair to the people who live in it.” His gaze lands on her like a weight. “But it is your’s. And Oracle’s ears are nearly as good as mine. All I’m asking is for you to expand your operations to cut the problem off, and to hand over the rogues who continue to be a problem.”

Joker died seven days ago. She knows what hand over means in this context. But: no one had died from him either. A week with Joker outside of Arkham, and no one has died from him. He fucked around and fucked around and hurt her and killed Jason, and now he was dead because he found a threat too big for him and made it merciless.

Bruce might have thought it was a tragedy he was dead – that he was a person too. Cassandra certainly does. But maybe it’s cowardly of her, but she’s tired. She’s tired, and he’s dead, and when Tim and Steph and Damian come back, she’s less worried that they got themselves killed because the Joker happened to want their attention, that day, and unleashed his idea of a prank.

“Alright.” She already has ideas percolating – with the threat of Superman behind them, would Ivy or Harley stay on that side of the law? Would Freeze? Scarecrow would need to be given over, but Two Face was a bit more of a crapshoot, and maybe Ivy could convince Waylon to keep his head down for good.

But if they wanted to stop the problem – really solve it, not just patch it up – they need people to stop sliding down the road from citizen to criminal to mass murder. Not that holding their tongues while some rich counsellors lined their pockets was altogether acceptable either.

“I’ll give you a list soon.” And he nods at her demand, before he disappears.

She needs to call the rest of the family. At least, the ones of them left. This means change, change for all of them, she didn’t think she could do it on her own.

She hopes it will be a good week for it.

Something I kind of want to write is an injustice universe Barbara au, where she is the unseen and unknown ruler of Gotham ~from the shadowwwws~.

Ft

Cass as her right hand, by day the heiress of the Wayne family fortune and by night a shadow around Gotham

Steph as her left hand and also the mayor of Gotham city

Dead Bruce and Dick and Gordon

Damian who swings into the city from time to time as a Superman liaison

Tim who had at some point just flat out left, and is trying to make some headway in the city from the outside but there also the matter of the fascist Superman to try to struggle against

He is in many ways the last remnant of the Bats outside Gotham, and takes up a lot of the roles of Injustice!Batman

Duke who is trying to figure out vigilantism and rebellion in a place where there are no secrets

WAR is also definitely involved as a decentralized network of people trying to pull at the threads and have some real freedom

Enter: Bruce/Dick/Babs? and maybe Tim? or Damian? or Steph/Cass? two or three out of that list - but from a kinder version of the timeline, all trying to follow the threads to figure out who is the leader of Gotham city, while Barbara is playing a cat and mouse game to keep the suspicion off of her.

It opens with Dick and Bruce go to the library, trying to figure out what the hell is going on, and Barbara reaching out to help.

[mageofcolors]

sonic characters playing minecraft headcanons bc i cant sleep:

-tails is a huge redstoner. he builds giant farms for everyone on the server to use and also has a tendency to be responsible for most of the server's lag. in their umiverse tails is the one to invent wireless redstone

-tails also likes building house exteriors while amy builds the interiors. they work on a lot of projects together

-amy also runs a business making interiors because shes known to be the best at it on the server

-amy runs a shop selling mob loot because she loves killing things. she's also a master pvper and everyone fears her so you know no one would dare steal from her. she kills withers on the regular and makes bank off the nether stars

-she's also very skilled at using both the axe and the sword, but not as good at ranged weapons.

-sonic is an explorer and likes mods that allow for gear that makes him faster and increases his step height. mountain biomes are the bane of his existance in vanilla

-sonic used to live in tails' house but he would ruin his item sorter system all the time so he asked sonic to get his own storage. sonic now lives in a hole under tails' house

-sonic's a big potion user. he likes speed potions + water breathing / night vision potions for dealing with water stuff. he's soooo brave about it. he forced himself to take on a water temple because he couldnt stand the idea of there being an enemy he couldnt defeat. being underwater makes him sick tho

-knuckles is a miner and his house is a series of tunnels that blends into his mine. he also likes building things mainly with stone materials. he takes inspiration from irl angel island.

-rouge is a big flyer. shes possibly the best elytra user on the server

-rouge collects all the gems in the game and stacks them in shulker boxes in a vault nobody on the server has found yet. she does randomly flex by taking them out and showing them off. she'll go up to knuckles and just place a shulker box full of diamond blocks in front of him to taunt him, then quickly grab it and fly away.

-rouge doesn't mine so much as she'll trade or steal. she mainly steals from knuckles tho just to mess with him. knuckles always gets confused where his stuff has gone and still hasnt figured out rouge is the one taking it.

-rouge will also trade random missions for gems. these missions will often consist of helping with playing pranks on other members of the server.

-cream runs a flower and dye "shop" where she has super cheap prices, but half the time she will just give people flowers as gifts. everyone returns the favor with much more valuable items to make her happy but it technically doesn't count as selling/buying because cream never asks for anything in return. she does like receiving gifts tho

-big is always on the server, fishing. little do they know big is actually physically in the minecraft world. he doesnt know how he got there but he's vibin

-knuckles is very into minecraft lore. he likes exploring to learn more about the world and he likes finding old ruins. while sonic is also an explorer it's not too often they'll actually team up unless theyre specifically going to fight a difficult enemy. usually they prefer to go solo

-when time came to fight the ender dragon everyone showed up (except cream because she didn't think the dragon is evil and didnt want to kill it). shadow, sonic, and knuckles were all fighting for the final hit on the dragon. shadow got the hit but sonic stole the egg before anyone else could. he's hiding it in the hole under tails' house. rouge has her sights set on that thing and will figure out where it is any moment now. she just has to wait for tails to leave the house so she can search without being seen or heard

-shadow was the first on the server to get the achievement for collecting all the cats

-shadow is also a pretty good builder and he lives in a nice house with his cats. he has the most maxed out armor on the server

-tails has a solo world as well where he runs like 1000 mods that nobody else's computer could handle. i thought this was important to mention

-sonic likes to collect heads. both mob heads and player heads. he has 20 knuckles heads and 13 shadow ones but he could not get a tails one until tails donated one himself to the collection.

[citrenecult]

Hi. Do you have any head canons about Leshy? It is very interesting to learn about him in your view

SHRUBBERY TIME LET GO

Leshy

-Of course he is the youngest of the Bishops and is labeled the baby of the family by literally everyone. He’s significantly younger, a few billion years younger than Narinder, the second youngest, while the other bishops share between a thousand and a million years apart (other than Shamura, who’s been around the longest.)

-Was the most carefree, mostly due to the fact that he’s still a child god. He’s rebellious, mischievous, and all around goofball. Playing pranks are his specialty and he often is accompanied with Narinder when he is planning his next move. Unpredictable, like chaos intended.

-He is a pyromaniac and an arsonist. Can and will burn down anything if given the chance. He set Anchordeep on fire once and has since been banned from accessing any of the exploding jellyfish. Kallamar is still confused about how Leshy managed to set the underwater temple on fire.

-Leshy’s red-green colorblind.

-Leshy is also aroace!

-He is very observant and has always been able to pick up on the other bishops feelings and emotions. He wants his siblings to be having fun and be happy so it made it his job to cheer them up.

-Likes music and dance. He’s not graceful by any means when he dances but he’s having fun and that’s all that matters.

-Cannibalistic. When he was a newly born god he killed and ate a rouge god that roamed the lands of the Old Faith. That’s how Heket found him, eating another god. He proudly proclaims that he’s Heket’s favorite and looks up to her.

-Likes to maim and kill but is average at wielding weaponry.

-His always hungry. Even more hungry than Heket is. However, he has a poor spice tolerance. Heket keeps her food safe from Leshy due to dosing everything she eats in spicy chili flakes.

-He saw Narinder was stressed and pulled him along on a heist to steal one of Shamura’s spell books. They were successful and started playing around with it but neither knew how to properly wield the spells, which ended up in a disastrous. Narinder clawed Leshy’s face due to a mind-altering spell and Leshy lost half his sight. It was traumatizing but Leshy forgave Narinder easily. Little did he know that it was the beginning of the end.

-Leshy is really unlucky…

-Heket was the second to be attacked by Narinder, and Leshy was the one to find her with her throat slit. This would also be the incident where he lose the other face of his eyes, as Narinder gouged them out.

-Leshy couldn’t sleep at all after Narinder’s betrayal, but he had no one else to turn to. Kallamar was locking himself in his temple and Heket was always busy tending to Shamura’s job while Shamura was recovering. He simply had to endure the sleepless nights. He would rather be tired to deal with the nightmares.

-He felt the need to prove himself useful to his siblings. He grew up quickly and began taking on more and more responsibilities in the Old Faith, which stressed him out immensely but he pushed forward so he didn’t seem like a burden.

-It was thought that Leshy would grow to be the tallest of the Bishops but because of the stress he was under his growth was stunted, and he never grew any taller.

-Planted camellia everywhere in Darkwood for Narinder. He hates the flower now, but he doesn’t have the heart to uproot them.

[wereh0gz]

Speculation time. Or just what I really wish the fourth Shatterspace would be.

It's themed around monsters and focuses on Rouge, whose a vampire in this world. All the other world's focused on a specific character and the only one that hasn't gotten a world focused on them is Rouge, so. Vampire Rouge.

Idk what the character arc we'd get here would be. Since Nine, Thorn, and Dread all lack a character trait the original had, and Sonic has to help them by basically filling that in himself, then it could be the same for this Rouge too. Not sure which character trait of hers could be missing from this version, maybe her confidence? Idk I'm mostly thinking about aesthetics and shit lmao

I love the idea of a werehog Amy being in this world, but I think her being a witch would be fitting too (I like werehog more tho because. Of course I do). Tails could be a kitsune, a trickster who likes to use his smarts to play pranks on the people of this version of Green Hills. Knux could be a monster hunter, and kinda like in the Boscage Maze Sonic starts off following him and then switches to Rouge after learning that things aren't exactly what they seem. Dunno what Big and Froggy would be. Maybe ghosts or something idk.

Some Dark Gaia stuff could be involved that caused them to become monsters in the first place (because I want to see werehog Sonic again please let me see the hog again).

Look I know the fourth shard is yellow and the world is probably brighter and wouldn't fit a monster theme BUT LET ME HAVE THIS. THE YELLOW COULD COME FOR A BIG BRIGHT FULL MOON. IT CAN STILL WORK OK LET ME HAVE THIS-

[hermit-mood]

I have knowledge of DC comic continuity being a mess of restarts, alternate worlds and non cannon stand alone runs- HOWEVER, for just a bit let me indulge in my fantasies of the evolution of the Vibe of the Batman universe being in the same timeline.

What I mean is, instead of the colorful, campy, outrageously chaotic but overall relatively harmless Joker being from a totally different universe as the gritty, edgy, obsessive serial killer that he is in modern stories- they were one and the same.

At first it was all

"Hee hee, I'm a silly little guy and I'm gonna poison the cities water supply with a chemical that will give everyone a full body rash! It'll destable the economy for months!"

And somewhere along the way he became:

"Hee hee, I'm going to rip my own face off and then I'll do the same to your family. Hee ho hee hee."

At first Batman did have a bit more of a fun back and forth with his rouges gallery. He'd make some cheesy one liners and even smile. And at the end of the day, if the Joker got away- well, that meant another day of going and playing the game with him on the streets again tomorrow.

But slowly the game became so much worse. So much harder. And winning was always just out of reach. And even when he did win the game was never over. Not really.

What happened?? What happened to the weird clown that would at most play dangerous and expensive pranks? Did it start the first time he got sent to Arkham? Was he subjected to tortures that only made him worse? Or was he always like this, even then? And only sought in every crime to be worse than the last. Because eventually Batmans attention wasn't enough. He wanted his love. His admiration. His respect.

Ugh. I just love thinking about how this piece of crap got from point A to point B

[mcheang]

Lila looks through Marinette bag and steals Tikki thinking she's a doll. She wants to pass Tikki off as a gift from Ladybug to the class. Tikki gets back at Lila. Bonus: Adrien, and Chloe both recognize Tikki and both figure out that Marinette is Ladybug. Chloe redemption.

What a lovely surprise

No bonus

Lila was planning to steal Marinette’s phone. Instead she found a Ladybug doll and lots of sweets. Wow...baker girl needs to lay off the candy.

Well, if she can’t have Marinette’s phone, she might as well steal her doll. Who even keeps dolls at their age?

It would be so easy to humiliate Marinette for her baby toy. But that wasn’t Lila’s style. She liked a challenge.

Cue Tikki overhearing Lila’s plan to pass her off as a gift from Ladybug.

As if.

While Lila was bragging about the present Ladybug gave her and how she adores it, Tikki escapes after making sure there was something left behind that could substitute her weight and size.

As Lila opened her bag to her eager listeners, out crawled out a swarm of ladybugs.

Now, the miraculous cure is seen as a red wind, you don’t really feel the sensation of crawling legs, nor can you closely see the swarm of ladybugs.

But this...a mass of red bugs...is just gross.

Everyone screamed, even Lila. She squealed and jumped, flinging her bag far from her. “Get it off me! Get it off me!”

Kim: Wth!!!

Alya: what kind of present was that?

Adrien: Ladybug would never give that as a present. Besides, I think Lila is just as surprised as the rest of us.

Lila: of course I’m surprised! That was not the present. It was a toy Ladybug! Not a swarm of ladybugs.

Turning to glare at Marinette. “Did you do this?”

Alya: why would Marinette do this?

Lila: I saw her admiring my toy and we all know Marinette has a habit of stealing phones. Check her purse.

Tikki quickly phased out of the purse.

Everyone just saw candy.

Kim: can I have the chocolate bar?

Rose: Lila, you need to apologize to Marinette!

Lila gritted her teeth. “I’m sorry.”

Alya: but who stole Lila’s toy and replaced it with...ladybugs?

Alix:...maybe the surprise was like a lucky charm. Able to burst into ladybugs?

Max: a little warning would have been nice

Alya: I don’t think so. Ladybug would never do this to her best friend. Someone must have stolen the real gift and replaced it with this...loveliness....

Horrible word for a group of ladybugs that creep the hell out of you. Thank god they were flying off already.

Mylène: but how could someone transfer that much ladybugs? No way.

Adrien: maybe Ladybug sent them as a warning.

He had advised Marinette to leave Lila alone and she had agreed. Adrien didn’t believe for a second Marinette would prank Lila. But for Lila to go after her, maybe she had stolen from Marinette and was trying to frame her now for something gone wrong.

Careful with his wording, Adrien sweetly said, “after all, on our first day, Lila told me she had important things to tell me about Ladybug. But then who showed up but Lady Luck herself, scolding Lila for just announcing ‘their best friend relationship’ to the world. We all know how Ladybug likes her privacy. I don’t think your best friend is happy with you, Lila.”

Adrien’s words worked. Ladybug did value her privacy...but for her to send such a créepy warning to her best friend just didn’t add up. Unless...

Nino: are you even best friends with Ladybug?

Ivan: you don’t have any proof. Ladybug herself never said so. You are as much Ladybug’s self-proclaimed best friend as Chloé is!

Chloé filed her nails, not bothering to raise her head. “Except everyone knows Ladybug trusts me with a miraculous. But can Lila say she is Rena Rouge when we know she is Volpina?”

Lila scrambled to regain control. “Of course I’m Rena! Volpina was my akumatized form.”

Alya: except weren’t you supposed to be in Achu during Heroes’ Day?

Lila: Pegasus brought me back.

Max: Pegasus didn’t even show up for battle. Logic would agree Ladybug would have wanted as much heroes as possible against Scarlet Moth’s army.

Juleka: not to mention, Chloé wasn’t exactly Ladybug’s first choice for a bee heroine. Accidents happen. But we all know Ladybug would want a hero who could keep a secret. And no offense Lila, but you suck at them.

Rose: not that we don’t enjoy celebrity gossip.

Alix: if they were ever true.

Lila saw she was being cornered and immediately burst into fake tears and ran away.

Kim: so to be clear, we’re not going to believe Lila anymore, right?

Alix: yup.

Max: affirmative

Marinette: finally

Lila came back with Ms Bustier, who scolded the class for bullying Lila. The class protested that Lila was a liar

Bustier: oh so you didn’t corner her until she burst out crying?

Alya: she accused Marinette of stealing some toy but Marinette was innocent! She’s been lying to us about everything!

Bustier: now, Lila, you can’t just accuse people without evidence.

Lila: she’s jealous of me!

Bustier: that’s not evidence.

Lila continued to sob.

Bustier sighed, “Perhaps I should call your mother and ask her to take you home.”

The tears miraculously vanished. “No. I don’t want to be a bother. I am a grown girl. I can handle my own problems.”

Bustier: good. Now class, turn to chapter 7....

Ivan: hey if Lila was lying about everything, doesn’t that mean she was playing truant?

Bustier: interrupting is rude, Ivan. Besides, I have her mother’s signed note and emails

Max: how do you know those are not forged and fake?

Nathaniel: did you even call Mrs Rossi to confirm?

Bustier: is that really necessary?

Sabrina: if you didn’t do that, you would be breaking protocol and would be held partially responsible for not doing your job

Bustier: this is ridiculous. Class is in session now, not court.

Chloé: I wonder if the school board would be interested in making an inspection of the akuma class.

Everyone turned to stare at Chloé.

Marinette: you do remember that you cause most akumas right?

Chloé shrugged. “If I’m the bad seed, then Ms Bustier is the one who watered the evil tree.”

Adrien: i thought you liked Ms Bustier

Chloé: that was before she ignored Lila sexually harassing you!

Nino: what?

Adrien: i wouldn’t say harass...

Chloé: you also wouldn’t say your father was an overprotective control freak who neglects you emotionally

Cue silence as Adrien sputters and the class agrees with Chloé.

Chloé: since you would accuse me and Dupain-Cheng for being biased.... illustrator, when Lila touches Adrien, is Adrien standing tall or leaning away.

Nathaniel: he was leaning away. Lila does seem to have no concept of personal boundaries

Marinette: why didn’t you stop her then?

Nathaniel shrugged. “I told Lila off in private. And it was just one time. I never saw her doing it again because Adrien doesn’t always stand close to her.”

Sabrina: I have the photos to prove Adrien minds Lila invading his space.

Chloé: so Miss Liar is guilty of deception, truancy, and sexual harassment. And is our favorite teacher honestly going to wait for an inspector to yell at her for not doing her job?

Under the pressuring stares, Bustier broke. “Fine. Lila, go to the principal’s office.”

Chloé: who says she’ll obey?

Bustier: Marinette, go with Lila.

Marinette: but she always twists my words!

Alya: why can’t Chloé go? The principal always listens to her

Chloé: I’m busy.

Marinette: what happened to doing this for Adrien?

Chloé: ugh. Fine. You people are ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous and hopeless without me.

Lila promptly got expelled. Her mother was called. The usual punishments happen. Even as Lila pointed out the principal was biased, the evidence of Chloe’s accusations were undeniable.

Later, Marinette asked what all that was about.

Tikki: oh she stole me so I had decided to teach her a lesson. Don’t mess with ladybugs.

At Agreste Mansion,

Adrien: so if you felt like it, you could summon a clowder of cats?

Plagg: yup. Much more preferable than actual plagues. Of course the target would be scratched and bitten by many wild cats, but this is already much more merciful than my previous punishments for offenders.

[prfctethereal]

imagine. | james potter

thank u, next x marauders

alexa, play imagine by ariana grande

pairing: james potter x reader

summary: your boyfriend takes you on a day of wonder and comfort

word count: 3,006

warnings: non sexual nudity ig?? just a lot of fluff

a/n: thank you so much for 50 followers! all the support from you guys is crazy. i appreciate every single like, reblog, and comment. here’s a piece that i put my heart and soul into so i hope you all love it as much as i do. - kennedy

***

“Alright darling, now remember, no peeking, ‘mkay?”

With James’ hands covering my eyes, he guided me through the halls of the deserted castle. He spoke barely above a whisper, keeping his voice down so it didn’t echo throughout the corridors.

I was a bit surprised this morning to be woken up before the sun had risen. Even yet, no birds had started their usual choir. It was early, too early. Not even Remus would wake up this early, so it was odd this morning to be woken up by a cheery looking James.

Somehow, James had found the counter jinx that normally prohibited any boy to come up to the girl’s dormitories, which I hadn’t known until I felt the lulling voice of my boyfriend singing me awake at four in the morning, the pads of his fingers tenderly brushing stray hairs away from my restful face. Soft lips brushed down onto my glabella, humming a gentle tune.

“Good morning beautiful.”

I pressed some sort of agreeing sound past my lips and moved closer to James, wrapping my arm around his torso, nuzzling my head into his stomach. Laughter escaped his mouth, cupping my cheek with his hand, trying to pull me away from him, but I put up a fight, smacking his hand away.

“I want to show you something.”

Intrigued, I opened one of my eyes incredulously, letting it adjust to my sights. It was definitely early morning, with slits of moonlight still peering through the sheer curtains of the dormitories. Everyone else in the room was still sleeping peacefully, soft snores rhythmically keeping everyone asleep.

Staring right at me was the love of my life, my one and only, my boyfriend, James Fleamont Potter. In the moonlight, his bright hazel eyes dazzled, showing the flecks of his green and blue hues. His round glasses sat awkwardly on the bridge of his nose, making it too easy for me to take them in my hands and place them over my own eyes. It was a little blurry but I could see James’ pouting playfully.

“Why would you do that? Now I can’t see your beautiful face.” A bright rouge tinted my cheeks as he said that, an impulse to bury my embarrassment following suit. Taking back his glasses, I could clearly see a smile creeping on his lips making me ask the age old question:

What’s gotten him so happy?

“I want to show you something.” James repeated, putting his hand over mine, helping me into a sitting position so I could really see what was going on.

James looked like he had been awake for a while, essence of energy flickering in his eyes. He was fully dressed in clothes that looked to be sticky to his body. His glistening body.

“Jamie, are you sweating?” I asked, placing my hand to his forehead, concerned. I wasn’t sure if it was the heat or the heat of the moment, but his face was glowing pink, and I only just noticed now his racing heartbeat.

“I’ve been up all morning working on something.” He cheeked, placing another gentle kiss on my cupid’s bow. “Now get up, I want to show you something.”

Eventually, I gave in, swinging my legs around the side of my bed. Dazed, I reached from my dressing gown to drape over my nightdress, as I wasn’t sure how chilly it would be outside of the common room. As silently as I could, I followed my doting boyfriend from my bedroom and through the sleeping portrait of the Fat Lady, leading up to where we are now.

“Can I open my eyes now?” I pleaded, a whimper leaving my throat as James pulled us around another corner. I had already accidentally trodden on James’ toes one too many times and I was itching to know where we were.

“Keep your eyes shut for me, alright?” James whispered into my ear, a chill running down my spine as I nodded compliantly. The initial heat of James’ hands left me face and I felt empty, even more when I heard his feet shuffling away. Using my hearing, I tried to figure out what he was doing, as he walked away from me then back towards me.

Was he pacing?

My thoughts were answered when I heard what sounded like a block of cinder moving, the rustle of rock rubbing together snapping me into my senses. Then, I heard the creaking of a door opening and I realised where we were: The Room of Requirement.

To some, it was a myth, an urban legend, but I knew it was real, as the marauders had planned their fair shares of pranks in that room. I smiled, wondering what James had gotten up to last night and why he was dragging me here at a ridiculous hour in the morning.

“Okay, you can open your eyes now sweetheart.” Greedily, I opened my eyes and took in the astonishing surroundings. The room had turned into an eloquent bedroom, with a blush king size bed up against the wall. In the corner was a closed off area with a sheer curtain keeping it hidden. An aroma of fresh linen and warm vanilla filled the room as I stepped further in. A vinyl player was set near the middle of the room, playing some quiet music to set the mood. Up against the player was a bunch of couches and a table, which seemed to be holding a plethora of different fruits and pastries.

I bee-lined for the bed though, diving into the blankets and duvet, sinking into the mattress, sighing in content. James followed behind, peeling off his shoes and over layer of his clothes, stripping into a more comfortable option. Together, we pulled the blankets over the bed, ready to go back to sleep.

“I’ll be right here when you wake up, my love.” James hummed, pulling me close to his side so I could snuggle further into his torso. His heart beat soothed me, calming me down enough to pull me into a deep slumber in the arms of my one true love.

***

When I woke, James was already awake, playing with the ends of my hair, mesmerised. As he noticed I was waking, he kissed my forehead lovingly, tightening his grip around me, cuddling me more.

“Do you want breakfast?” He asked, his raspy morning voice sending a flush to my cheeks. I straightened up to him, placing a kiss directly to his lips.

“Of course, but I would also like to know what all this is for too.” I questioned, palming the edge of his shirt over in my hands, my fingers brushing over his bare stomach.

“We can talk over breakfast.” Taking my hand, he hoisted both of us out of the covers and guided me over to the couches, making sure I was sitting comfortably before going into an enchanted refrigerator to bring out some food. Even though refrigerators are typically cold places, two steaming plates of waffles and berries emerged from the fridge, with a smiling man carrying them over.

Hungrily, I took a plate from my boyfriend and started cutting into the sweet food, placing a piece into my mouth and chewing slowly, watching James from the corner of my eyes, who hadn’t stopped grinning since I had woken up.

“So,” I started, swallowing my mouthful, “what’s all this for?” James cocked an eyebrow but I continued dutifully. “I mean, it’s just a random Saturday morning and you surprised me with all this, and I’m-” I couldn’t even find the words to describe how I felt at the moment. The adoration I had for my boyfriend was too much.

“NEWT season is over and I know how much you’ve been stressing over these exams. I just wanted one weekend for you to distance yourself from the real world. I wanted to do something for you, because you mean so much to me, and I love you more than I can even imagine.”

“I can imagine a lot.” I giggled, placing a sour berry on my tongue.

“Oh?” James challenged, licking his lips, a million thoughts running through his head. “What else can you imagine?”

I thought about that for a while, taking another bite out of the crisp waffle on my plate, before speaking up again. “I can imagine us taking a bubble bath together, like what we did on our first date, do you remember?”

“How could I forget? There were bubbles everywhere! I could never imagine how messy it would turn out but, oh well.”

“We can imagine it now.” I smiled, a silence settling between us as we finished off our breakfast. Taking sneaky glances at James while eating, I saw the way his eyes were moving, like his brain was working overtime. It was beautiful. He was beautiful. I’m in love with that man.

After a while, when both the plates had been cleared, James cleared his throat, speaking once again. “We don’t have to imagine anymore. Follow me.”

My eyes lit up as I traipsed behind James to the corner of the room. He peeled back the curtain to reveal a full bathtub, warm soapy water coming off of it in swirling vapours. Hues of different liquids poured into the tub in thick streams, mixing together.

It was exactly like our first date, when James and I had broken into the prefect’s bathroom and bathed in all the different baths they had. The memories that it brought back welled tears up in my eyes, my hand wiping them away before he could notice.

“After you, m’lady.” A smile crept up my face as I slowly stripped the night dress off my body, criss crossing my arms up and over my head, pulling it off. Hesitantly, I unclasped my bra and pulled down my panties, before stepping into the bath, the warmth of the water calming my nerves in a second. As I turned back around, I noticed the bars James following me in, climbing into the tub and sitting down next to me. His arm wrapped around my waist pulling me into his side, my head dropping down to his shoulder.

“You really are the most beautiful girl in the world.” His words spoke deeply to me as his hand stroked up and down my side lovingly. I felt like a princess who had just found her prince.

“And you are the most dashing person I’ve ever met.” I cheeked back, taking a handful of bubbles from the water and blowing them into James’ face. Sensing a fight coming on, James pulled his glasses off the bridge of his nose and sat them down on the edge of the bath, getting his game face ready.

“Oh, you’re on.” Is all he said before taking his own fistfull of bubbles and dropping them over my head, trickles of water running down the side of my face. Grinning menacingly, I gripped onto his shoulders, pulling him closer to my body before diving under the water, pulling his in with me. The world seemed to slow down for a moment as we stared at each other in the tinted water, holding our breaths as we waited for the next person to make their move. We didn’t wait long though as James used his strength to flip me over so he was on top of me, pulled us out of the water and pinned me to the side of the bath.

“Okay, okay, you win.” I pouted, a giggle falling from my lips as James released me from his grasp.

“What’s my prize?” A cunning grin rose on his face as I contemplated what to do. I could pull him back under the water or let him meet another ball of bubbles.

“This.” I said, pulling him close towards me, kissing him slowly on his lips. What was meant to be a short and sweet kiss turned longer and sensual as James' arms pulled me closer by my waist and my arms shot up around his neck. The kiss quickly turned passionate as James tilted my head up just a little to make me gasp, his tongue using this as an invitation to slip into my mouth.

After a few more minutes of just being with each other, we pulled away, our lungs thanking us for returning air into our systems. We were left breathless, panting as James’ hands went up to my cheeks, his thumb gently caressing my cheekbone.

“I really enjoyed that prize.” He smirked, running his fingers through my tresses of hair. I playfully splashed him with the water in the tub, swinging my legs over his lap to snuggle back into his chest. His breathing matched mine as we sat like this for a quiet moment.

“You know I love you, right?” James croaked out, a slight amount of anxiety detected in his voice. The question surprised me for a moment, catching me off guard, but I soon composed myself, looking at James directly in his doe like eyes.

“Of course, I do, love.” I sighed, running my thumb over his plump lips before leaning upwards to place one more peck at the corner of his mouth. “And I love you too. More than anything.”

“More than anything?” James laughed, his fingers falling down to my waist to tickle me gently. “More than waffles?”

“More than anything. Definitely more than waffles.” I melted in his grasp, pulling his hands off my waist and into my own hands, tugging him upwards into a standing position. “Do you know what else I can imagine?”

“Oh? What else can you imagine?”

“I can imagine us dancing around right now.”

“Whatever you can imagine can come true. Anything for you.” And with that, James bent down, kissing my knuckles like a true gentleman.

Carefully, we stepped out of the bathtub together and I took a few towels from a table and gave one to James. He rubbed the towel gently over his chest before tying it down so it hung loosely off of his hips. I patted the towel against my hot skin, feeling a bit of relief from the cold material. Once I was sufficiently dry, I tied it just above my breasts, so the towel covered my torso and most of my thighs.

I followed James out of the secluded bath area and into the open room where I found his playing with the vinyl player. When a new song started playing, he took my hand in his and placed his other hand on my waist, waiting for me to take his shoulder. As I did, I felt James immediately spin me around and dip me softly, kissing my forehead. Blushing again, I let James take control a bit, spinning me around like we were at a ball. This time, I wasn’t stepping on his toes with every moment and it felt like magic. The world seemed to have slowed down for us and we were the only two left. Nothing mattered except the man holding me right now and trying to listen out for the music so I didn’t fall on my head.

“Do you know what this song is?” James asked, spinning me in his arms once more.

“I don’t actually.” I pondered for a moment then spoke again. “It’s very lovely. What is it called?”

“It’s called Euphemia.” My eyes widened slightly as I recognised that name as the name of James’ mother. “My dad wrote it for her for their first anniversary. Whenever my mum would have a bad day, my dad would always play it through the house. One time, I was supposed to be asleep but I could hear my mum crying in the room over. So, I got up and started playing the song. She immediately stopped crying. To this day, I don’t know what she was crying about, but I do know that this song brought her joy.”

I paused before speaking again, not wanting to ruin the moment. “It’s beautiful, James. I never knew your dad wrote music.”

“It was the only song he ever wrote. He told me that when I find someone that I love, I should play it for them. So I did.” My heart leaped when James said that, a few tears dripping down my cheeks in happiness, just for James to brush them away with his fingers. Then, without thinking, I spoke again.

“Imagine if we grow old together. We could be dancing in our own living room to this song.” I didn’t realise what I had said until I saw James’ eyes light up and the biggest smile ever crept up on his face. Without being able to even register what was happening, James got down on one knee and removed the Potter family ring from his finger.

“[Y/N] [L/N], I am here to make anything you can imagine come true. This ring has been in the Potter family for generations and it’s time I give it to you, for you are going to be the next Potter. You make me the happiest man ever and it’s time you know how much you mean to me. I know there’s a war going on outside of Hogwarts, but frankly, I don’t care. I want to be with you forever, through thick and thin, through high and low. If you will let me, I can be your everything. Once we get out of school, we can buy our own little cottage in the countryside like you always wanted. We can wake up next to each other each morning like you always wanted. My darling angel, will you marry me?”

It was perfect. My head was nodding frantically before I even had time to get the words out of my mouth. All I knew was the love of my life on his knee in front of me, ready to take the next step in our lives together.

“Yes, James Potter. I will marry you.”

[twstedimagines]

MC/Yuu booping everyone

Riddle Rosehearts

Is sputtering

And very red

Half-heartedly telling you that it’s against the rules

Will not boop you back

Trey Clover

Is smiling and thanks you

Doesn’t know what you just did but...

It cute

Will gladly boop you back

Cater Diamond

He knows exactly what you’re doing

Will want a video to post to magicam

Said video will have both you and him booping eachother

Will now randomly boop you

Deuce Spade

Deuce.exe has stopped working

Blushy boy

Asks all the questions

Will ask permission to boop you in return

Ace Trappola

Goes one of two ways

Tried to stop you and is acting fake exasperated by it

Or he lets you and tries to play it off

Will boop you back and will especially do it while teasing you

Leona Kingscholer

Do it gently while he is sleeping

Otherwise not happening

While awake he will stop you and will be two steps away from snapping your wrist

Will not boop

Ruggie Bucchi

Will dodge and laugh

Gotta pay him to boop him

Will sneak up on you and boop you and will run away

Distract him with doughnuts and boop

Jack Howl

Let’s it happen

But brushes it off

His tail is wagging and secretly appreciates the small amount of affection

Won’t boop in return because embarrassment

Azul Ashengrotto

Is flitting between big scary mafia man and bullied octo boy who was hardly given affection outside of his family

Either way wants to go his octopot

Will try to finagle a contract out of you over this

Will almost definitely not boop you back

Jade Leech

Stares at you for a moment

Then has the biggest grin ever and it’s kinda terrifying

Will do the usual gentlemanly act and saying thank you for the affection

Teasingly boops you when you least expect it

Uses it threateningly with unfortunate souls

Floyd Leech

Depends on mood but let’s go with when he’s in a good one

He’s laughing

Definitely boops you back

But like a little to hard

Definitely broke someone’s nose via booping

Kalim Al-Asim

Smiley boy is excited

Definitely happy to be booked and to boop in return

Probably the safest person to boop in this entire school

Especially since you get to see that smile

Jamil Viper

Rather neutral about it

Like as long as it doesn’t get in his way

No he’s not pulling down his hood because he’s blushing

Does not return boops

Vil Schoenheit

You need permission to get within any kind of close range to his face

Will make you sanitize your hands

It must be one of the most delicate boops as to not mess with his makeup

Doesn’t boop in return

Rook Hunt

Humbly appreciates the affection

But also goes on about how beautiful the action was

How graceful are thy movements mes ami

Does boop you in return

Epel Felmier

Literally bites your hand

Just big ol chomp

Feral apple boy is having none of it

No boops

Idia Shroud

Red

So very embarrassed and red

Convinced your trying to prank him somehow

Too nervous to return boops

Ortho Shroud

Giggles

Appreciates your actions

Returns boop

Malleus Draconia

How did you reach up there

Is appreciative none the less

Will cautiously boop in return

Sebek is having a stroke

Lillia Van Rouge

Booped you first

It’s a chase for you be able to boop him

But he’s proud when you finally manage

Gives you a cookie as a reward

Silver

Just kind of stares back at you blankly

Doesn’t know what to do

Kind of too tired to care

Probably boops back

Sebek Zigvolt

How dare

Is lecturing you about respect

Doesn’t boop in return

Lillia then boops him as well resulting in chaos

[fallin-4-ya]

Precautionary Purposes

cedric diggory x reader

summary: you and cedric have been best friends for years; but ever since ginny suggested you dip your toes in the dating world, you find your dates becoming more and more horrible with no explaination.

request: please write a fic about a fem hufflepuff reader who’s best friends with Cedric, they both are in love w each other but can’t work up the courage to confess bc they don’t think it’s mutual and it might ruin their friendship. So maybe Ginny tells her she should start going on dates, so George, Dean and other guys ask her on different dates, and Cedric can’t stand it so he finds ways to sabotage their dates.

warnings: mentions vomit once but besides that none!

You finally sat in the Hufflepuff common room after a long day of classes. Excited to catch up on your favorite book, you took a seat on the yellow velvet couch closest to the fireplace. As soon as you were cozy and began reading, a certain distraction entered the common room. Cedric Diggory. The boy you had basically been head over heels in love with since third year. Cedric was everything you could dream about in a guy; he was tall, devilishly handsome, incredibly kind and loyal. On paper he was nothing short of perfect, but there was an itty-bitty problem. He was your absolute best friend and he had no romantic feelings for you whatsoever. So rather than admitting anything, you saved your friendship the trouble and buried your feelings for him deep, deep down. Although they did have a nasty habit of making their way to the surface every once in a while.

‘Hello, Earth to Y/N.’ Said Cedric and pulled you out of your trance.

‘Oh! Hey, Ced. How’s your day been?’ you questioned into his dreamy eyes.

‘Not bad, the Weasley twins played a great prank in-‘ he started, but you lost him somewhere after the Weasley Twins. You couldn’t help yourself but to get distracted by every sense of his being. This boy was going to be the absolute death of you. You had it bad. Really bad.

The next day you headed over to Ginny at breakfast. You slammed your books onto the Gryffindor table and took a seat beside her. She looked you up and down and smiled.

‘Wow, Y/N. You look terrible.’ Ginny said jokingly, ‘Got a case of the Diggory’s do you?’

‘Very funny, Ginny.’ Sarcasm dripping from your tongue.

‘I just don’t understand what you two are waiting for. I mean, he clearly likes you, and you clearly like him, so I’m not seeing the problem.’ She remarked back.

‘Well,’ you said getting frustrated, ‘what do you suppose I do about it, Gin.’

‘If I were you,’ offered Ginny, ‘I’d probably go on a date or two. You know, distract myself, keep my options open.’

‘Keep my options open…’ you pondered aloud, ‘Thanks, Ginny!’

The day following breakfast was very uneventful. Well, at least before Ginny told her brothers about the conversation you two had at breakfast. The next thing you knew after charms, you had a very attractive younger Weasley Twin approach you in the corridors, asking you to accompany him to Hogsmeade tomorrow. You blushed furiously and nodded your head yes.

(‘Like, um, on a date?’ ‘Yes, Y/N, like a date.’)

When you headed to the common room later that evening you were stopped by a rather stern looking Cedric. ‘Hey, Ced. Are you alright?’ you questioned, raising your brow.

‘Why didn’t you tell me you were going on a date with George Weasley?!’ he said.

‘Oh, um, I don’t know. I just didn’t think it was that important. Plus I just assumed you didn’t want to know and-‘

‘What makes you think I didn’t want to know?’ Cedric asked deadpanned. But before you could think of an answer he brushed off, ‘You know what, never mind. I’m sorry I said anything. You two will have a great time. Good night, Y/N.’ And with that he was off, leaving you stood absolutely bewildered in the Hufflepuff common room, wondering why Cedric was so concerned about a silly little date.

The very next day next day you were sitting across from George Weasley in The Three Broomsticks. You had to admit, the afternoon was going so smoothly. George was a wonderful date: he was sweet, funny and kind; but there was one problem, he wasn’t Cedric. And although as much as you wished the cute ginger in front of you could distract you, it was of no use.

However, a loud crash pulled you out of your thoughts; and before you had any time to react, you and George were covered in sticky butterbeer. Madame Rosmerta apologized profusely, ‘Oh my goodness, it's like I tripped on thin air. I’m sorry, my darlings!’

Suddenly you saw a hand reach out and give you a towel, ‘You alright there, Y//N?’ Cedric said revealing himself, ‘We were sitting over there and watched the whole thing happen. Rotten luck, Weasley.’

‘No problem, Diggory. Me and Y/N were just finishing up anyways.’ He smiled sweetly at you and glared at Cedric, ’Why don’t we head back to the castle and get you cleaned up?’

And with that you and George Weasley headed back up to Hogwarts. After much chatter, you both agreed you had a wonderful time but enjoyed each other’s company better as friends. You definitely weren’t upset at the notion, especially considering the very next day Dean Thomas asked you out. Shocked but slightly satisfied, you agreed to take a walk with him by the black lake. You two were really enjoying your time together; Dean was respectful and genuine, which made your heart slightly a flutter. Not the way Cedric did of course, but enough to distract you from the Diggory’s, as Ginny liked to call it.

 Things were going well, and Dean reached out for your hand. However, as soon as he grabbed a hold of your fingertips, dung bombs erupted from his robes filling your nose with the foulest smell. 

‘I’m so sorry, Y/N!  I have no idea how those got there!’ said Dean, rushing back towards the castle. Leaving you with the second failed date of the week.

‘What’s the matter, Y/N?’ Cedric greeted you at  dinner, ‘Dean Thomas didn’t stand you up did he?’

‘Nope, even worse.’ You chuckled, ‘Dung bombs went off in his robes. You know, I’d forgotten how bloody horrible those smelt.’

 Your eyes met his and both of you bust out into hysterical laughter. With tears of joy, and tummies pain stricken from the laughs; you forgot, just for a moment, how easy it was to get lost in him.

Over the next few weeks, Lee Jordan, Ernie MacMillan and Zacharias Smith had all asked you out, each one ending more disastrous than the next. You became quickly frustrated at the pattern emerging. Someone would as you out, something would go horribly wrong and Cedric (out of all people) would be there to comfort you. It was like the whole world was out to get you, and you have had enough.

You huffed your way in the common room one evening, and plopped your way onto the couch. You felt a soft hand on your shoulder. Cedric, you sighed to yourself as he took the seat next to you.

‘Rough day?’ you nodded at him, ‘Want to talk about it?’

You exhaled softly, ‘I don’t even know anymore, Ced. I just feel like the entire world is against me when it comes to the love department. First George and the butterbeer, then Ernie and the swamp in his four poster, then Lee and the rouge bludger, then Zacharias throwing up! And do I even have to mention Dean?! It’s like everything I’m doing is wrong, Cedric. And I can’t help but to feel like it’s all my fault’ You said in all of your frustration.

‘Y/N, darling. Don’t say that, you deserve the absolute world and you know that. Besides, how could it be your fault the Zacharias ate those acid pops-‘ he stopped mid-sentence, catching himself. Your heart dropped and you turned your head slowly. 

‘Cedric, I didn’t mention anything about acid pops.’ You stated bewildered. Cedric stared at the floor, unable to meet his eyes with yours. 

‘How did you know that acid pops made Zacharias sick?’ you questioned him again, but suddenly the pieces clicked together. ‘Cedric, Madam Rosmerta didn’t trip on her own that day at The Three Broomsticks. And the dung bombs weren’t put in Dean’s robes on accident, were they? Oh my God! Cedric Diggory, have you been the one sabotaging my dates!?’

There was so much going through your mind. Why on Earth would Cedric do such a thing, you questioned to yourself. You looked up at his face searching for answers, looking for anything.

‘I’m sorry, Y/N. I’m so sorry. I just couldn’t even fathom the idea of you being with someone else because-‘ he hesitated, ‘because I love you.’

You stared at him, in shock; because the boy you have been head over heels for has just told you that he loved you. You had absolutely nothing to say, so instead of saying anything at all you crashed your lips onto his. Cedric melted into you, wrapping is hands onto your waist. You pulled away from him.

‘You know, Cedric, If you would have asked me I would have said yes.’ You smiled at him.

‘This was just for precautionary purposes, you know?’ Cedric laughed.

‘Precautionary purposes?’ you giggled back, ‘Of course, of course.’

He then pulled you into a soft kiss, and with that your case of the Diggory’s was cured.

(‘You should probably apologize to those poor boys.’ ‘Yeah I probably should’)

Author’s note: oh my goodness! i had such a wonderful time writting this! i hope you enjoy it! thank you nonnie for the request! <3