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my snowflake opinion is that subtitles should always be on by default, and their incorporation should be considered an essential part of the design process tbh

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damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"

That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?

Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it

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there's no need to worry in real life about my bird problem i'll find a way to not have to take care of this bird, but imagine if this happened to you. Imagine if you were worried that your grandfather was going to give you a bird for your whole life because the bird is in love with you and then you find out that it's true. He knows the bird is in love with you and he wants you to be with the bird forever and he has arranged it legally so that the bird will be with you forever as your husband. and you're a lesbian. what if that happened to you on christmas

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The Shape of Ideas

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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Incorrect DPxDC quote:

Jason: *learns he has contaminated ectoplasm and an only partially formed ghost core* can I get that in writing?

Frostbite: Certainly!

Later

Jason: *rolls up to the Batcave where everyone is meeting* GUESS WHAT? I DID come back wrong.

Dick: Jaybird, no you didn’t-

Jason: *slams doctor’s note on the meeting table* GHOST DOCTOR SAYS SO!

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Has anyone else noticed that as a society, we’re shamed for wanting to sleep? Sleeping in is bad, naps are only okay if they’re 20 minutes, you cant be tired unless you’re a <insert career/lifestyle choice here>, so on and so forth.

I mean, I think we all need to spread our blankets out, cuddle a pillow, and go to sleep. Everyone needs more of it, fuck this “it’s not productive” nonsense. It’s okay to sleep, it’s okay to want to sleep. You’re not lazy because of it.

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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

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i hauve a cold

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This website is so so so good

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Yknow how lions will sometimes pretend that their cubs' biting hurts and stuff as a form of encouragement

Imagine that but like

Robin!Dick: *bap*

Bruce: *dramatically throws himself into a shelf*

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I'm a sucker for Identity Reveal fics 👀

...well, if I continue this...

This work was posted to @faeriekit's blog; if the version you are reading was not posted by faeriekit, it has been stolen and reposted without permission.

* "Danny," Jasmine demanded, standing over her little brother. At Jazz's four years to Danny's two, she towered over him. "Bruce-Bruce is gonna be Batman."

Danny looked up at Bruce with big, blue eyes, four fingers of his left hand jammed in his mouth.

...Bruce sort of felt as though he was dying inside.

"So you're gonna be the bad guy, okay?" Jasmine ordered again, certain that Danny would obey her. She had all the ferocity of Bearbert Einstein, the little stuffed bear that her parents had packed for her with a silly white fringe and labcoat. "So you haff to be mean! So that Bat-Bruce can capture you."

This is what Batman had been reduced to. Bruce sighed internally. He was little more than a glorified cop in a cops-and-robbers game.

The little boy blinked his big eyes. He looked up at Bruce-- and then, defying all of Bruce's expectations, lifted up both hands to be picked up.

(This included the wet one.)

Bruce obliged-- he was trying to build trust, and this was the best way to do it-- so he gathered the boy in his arms, and prepared himself to be the hero/villain in a small child's game.

And then, to what should not have been Bruce's surprise, the toddler growled. It was not very ferocious, as the boy was only slightly larger than a bread loaf, but Bruce could see a few very small teeth!

Alright. Game on.

"I'm Batman," Bruce growled, the same way he did every night he went out. His eyes narrowed, his lips pulled back. Danny, valiantly, tried to reach Bruce's chin close enough to bite him with his little teeth.

Jasmine squealed with delight. "Danny! Batman is gonna get you!"

Dick's voice rang out from the hallway with clear surprise. "What?!"

No, actually Bruce was dying inside. This would be the end of him, clearly.

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If you still want some asks, I guess my favorite AO3 tag is Idenity Reveal so do with that as you will! Hope people start acting more normal soon 🙏

Man, I hope so too T_T This SUCKS: I want to live!!! In peace!!

This work was posted to @faeriekit's blog; if the version you are reading was not posted by faeriekit, it has been stolen and reposted without permission.

*

"I'm Batman," Bruce said, firmly.

"...No," said Bruce's newest foster, clearly baffled. "You're Bruce."

"Yes," Bruce reiterated, watching Jasmine's young face grow more and more confused. "Yes, I am Bruce. And sometimes I dress up and am Batman."

"...You pretend to be Batman? I didn't know adults play dress-up."

Bruce sighed.

"My daddy likes to wear suits too," Jasmine offered sweetly, trying to comfort him. "They're orange. Mommy likes to wear blue though. Is that why you like to wear Batman suits? Because you like black?"

"...No," Bruce sighed, again, increasingly aware that this might take longer than he'd expected. "I wear it to blend in with the evening shadows. To fight crime."

Jazz patted his arm with her little hand. Bruce thought he could hear Alfred, no help at all, breathing lightly from the doorway. "Okay, Bruce. Do you want to play cops and robbers with me and Danny? I'll let you chase him this time."

Sighing again would be no help, so Bruce resisted the urge. "Thank you, Jasmine. That's very kind of you."

Jasmine smiled, revealing a missing front tooth-- had that been missing this morning?? "Okay, Bruce-Bruce! Tag, you're it!"

The girl darted off, likely in search of her younger brother.

"...Please do not mock me," Bruce asked balefully, unwilling to look and see the expression on Alfred's face.

Alfred, kindly, did not laugh...as long as Bruce was within earshot.

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Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

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Phantom Sea Emperor

DP x DC Prompt

Danny had been bored as the Ghost King, having reigned for centuries with his friends and family, so he went to Clockwork to check on the timelines of some dimensions with the Time Ghost, again.

Instead, he found himself underwater and looking completely different than usual. This is something to cure his boredom, so he accepts that this is his temporary life until he either dies again or is brought back to the Infinite Realms manually.

Many years go by, and Danny hears the sound of something big falling into the oceanic planet he calls home. He goes to investigate and finds a massive spaceship that's had a crash landing. He searches the area for any survivors but finds none. The next day, he comes across three humans who had survived the crash. He spends time with them, but they die from smaller 'Leviathan's' as the Humans call them and him.

It was another 10 years until he would encounter more humans in another crashed spaceship. But these humans are colorful and are obviously heroes of some kind, and they have little Ghost Babies!

Meanwhile, the Batfam has found themselves stranded on an oceanic planet when they snuck aboard the 'Aurora' with no way to contact the Justice League for aid. They have found an old and damaged log about a 'Phantom Sea Emperor' from previous humans on a ship known as the 'Degasi' that crashed on the planet they are on.

The Batfam try their best to avoid any of the dangerous wildlife on the planet, but the 'Phantom Sea Emperor' had found them. They expected to be eaten or something, but instead, they were greeted telepathically by the Leviathan Class creature. Jason, Damian, and Cass are being treated as "babies" by the creature.