#because iM A PROPHET A PROPHET

[proselfshipsafespace]

Paranoid selfshippers, your f/o(s) wanted me to tell you that it'll all be okay, that you're perfectly safe and they'll protect you from whatever you think might get you or whatever is troubling your mind.

I promise you, you're f/o(s) want to keep you safe and protected and want to make sure you feel comfortable and calm.

[chibigaia-art]

magical girl ocs that live in my brain since january 2023 but I never talk abt them oops

[tentacledwizard]

no i didn’t stop thinking about how the “arise… Optimus Prime” came right after “I. AM. MEGATROOOON!” no i dont think ive gone without thinking about that for the past few days. it’s just kinda there. forever. …yeah.

[witchygfsgf]

rarepairs i think would be interesting but there's no love for

remus lupin/frank longbottom: 10/10 would read

hestia jones/edgar bones: hufflepuff4hufflepuff, bi4bi, adhd x autism <33

charity burbage/aurora sinistra: not quite academic rivals but, like tutor!aurora with top grades and tutee!charity both with very repressed feelings leading into a romance when they're teachers. perfection.

benjy fenwick/any man ever: i have a specific image in mind and that image is the gayest gay to ever gay

peter pettigrew/james or remus: the fact that both of these have less fics than jegulus makes me viscerally upset, like not hating but they're the main group?? you didn't play around with the dynamic a lil bit?? anyway pete thought all boys felt that way about each other but, growing up more involved in muggle culture (hc but it feels right to me, half blood tho) where it was less accepting of homosexuality, learned to repress it. remus, being the first person in hogwarts that showed him kindness by allowing him into the group when the others didn't want him, that's so good to have blossom into something else, even one sided, and i think every marauder had a crush on james at one point. love it love it love it

emma vanity/lucinda talkalot: lesbian quidditch rivals need i say more. emma being very committed to keeping her position as captain and lucinda sweeping in and claiming the title after she was injured in a match. actually as im writing this my brain is being flooded with headcanons. they...

barty crouch jr/being banned from being spoken about in fandom: hate this bitch.

[thedeafprophet]

We all know my take on the christanity issues in flondon already but time and time again i will continue to say, it is fully reasonable in a roleplaying game, in which it is set to be making a pc of your own design, to find it quite frankly ridiculous, if not directly insulting, to continue constantly with the assumption that the player has to be christian

but its even extra ridiculous when that assumption isn't even given depth. the layers are continual... especially with, yknow, the ongoing issues around different sects, ie catholicism at the time.

[all-the-bones-ever]

tma hc (or fanfic idea idk):

a cult of the vast that believes that the true form (or "creator"/manifestation) of the Vast is Asteria

"the falling titan": Asteria is a titaness, and is the goddess of falling stars

delos (the island she becomes/became): islands are surrounded by water. the ocean is notoriously a great thing for the Vast. plus she's a goddess of stars, astrology, and stuff, and that has to do with space which is also great for the vast

she's also connected to prophecy/oneiromancy (divination through dreams), and ofc all of the tma cults have prophets so it works out

(plus metaphorically dreams are endless places/times, so it fits even more with the Vast because the prophets are constantly surrounded by manifestations of the Vast, whether awake or unconscious)

can you hear me

[dreadfuldevotee]

I rarely get into fancasts because i have no chill and get too attached but I have been plagued by actually how good Jeremy Irons would be as Marius De Romanus. Clearly not new to the idea of portraying ideas of masculinity and white patriarchy having previously stared in Lolita (1997) and M. Butterfly (1993), and if you still think you don't know who he is- he is also the voice of Scar....yes from the Lion King. I don't actually have the words to describe how good I think he'd be other than Look & Listen

[unopenablebox]

instead of finishing either of my existing wip fanfictions for this exchange. i have begun a new fanfiction. about the protagonist being caught in a power struggle between rival factions of the church

[godmerlin]

last night i had a weird merlin-related dream. i was friends with merlin and sort of arthur too but we just did dumb stuff, nothing important, but anyway, suddenly one of the knights died (none of the roundtable) and we were carrying his body to a funeral fire pit (i forget what they're called sue me) and while we did it people kept disappearing around us like...fading out. and once we placed him down arthur disappeared and suddenly the field was empty and it was just merlin and I and i walked around the large like cottage that was where we were and suddenly everything became modern-ish. there were cars everywhere but nothing past like 1992. there were SO MANY old cars. like classics. and I turned around and Merlin was like washing a car from the 1930s, he told me it was his car, and I started crying. I was so upset. I just kept crying and crying and he was trying to comfort me and I kept asking what happened to everyone and where was Arthur and then he had this pained expression on his face and was like Arthur's dead and has been for a very long time now. then i realized he was crying too and i like jumped into his arms and we were both crying and holding onto each other?? but then suddenly water was spraying everywhere (because the hose was loose) and we were screaming and running away for shelter. and then we started laughing and he was like "i like to think that was arthur telling us to stop crying" and i was like me too and then ??????? 90s take that appeared and started singing LMAO and we were dancing and then mark was like it'll happen soon guys. and they disappeared and it was like a time lapse happened and it was like where we're at now and arthur was there standing in a meadow. and merlin ran to him and they were hugging and then I woke up. sO weird dream. hopefully that means arthur returns soon. 🤣

[proselfshipsafespace]

When you gotta use a tumblr alt cause you can’t Proship on main

as someone who does this too, same

[youjusttryandstopme]

Di Angelos in the background this, Lotus Casino that

What about Hazel Asphodel Fields?????

Edit: somehow I wrote Bianca instead of Hazel, whoops

[buck-up-buck]

HMMMMM. Let's talk about THIS right now, because WTF.

Is Tim in my walls?

BABES.

Let's delve into this.

First of all, I WAS SO RIGHT ABOUT THEM MEETING IN THE HOSPITAL WHEN BOBBY BRINGS A PATIENT AND I AM GAGGING OVER THIS HOLY FUCK.

@thetangycheesemanwithaplan called the stalker AA plot which is posted below, for ya'll to see, which we just saw in the promo for 7x08 and I am FERAL OVER THAT.

SO NOW, let's delve into the fact that I...

Called Bobby wanted to gain his forgiveness, which is hinted in the promo.

PROTECTIVE ATHENA LIKE LOOK AT HER FACE IN THAT PROMO ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!

The entire revenge plot like come on, I CALLED THIS SHIT SO HARD.

Amir losing someone in the fire, potentially a wife or fiance..... I SAID THAT I ACTUALLY SAID THAT!

NOW, onto my cheeky lil ideas for the next two episodes because I have some more thoughts... Again, these scream AO3 but, let me fantasies okay because that episode and promo did things to me.

Picture this.

Bobby walks into his lil AA meeting and low and behold, there is Amir, ready to throw all Bobby's troubles at him, and Bobby spirals because damnit he wants to make amends with this man and he is making it so. damn. hard.

NOW, Athena is like, you stay the hell away from this man Bobby or so help me GOD I will tie you to this goddamn dining room table with your firehose. So he listens....

UNTIL

He gets a text message from Buck, but no, it's not Buck, ITS AMIR, because AMIR HAS KIDNAPPED BUCK AND IS HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE IN AN ABANDONED EASY MOTEL IN THE DESERT.

"come get your boy. come alone."

Buck is all like "Father help" and Bobby of course is like "OH NO MY BOY" (if you understand this reference I love you, if not, it's okay you made it this far I still love you.)

Bobby shows up and he is READY FOR A GODDAMN FIGHT (Kenneth did day a conflict for Bobby in episode 8 and we did see this man put a LITERAL KNIFE TO BOBBY'S NECK) so if this does not scream fight (WHICH I ALREADY PREDICTED ANYWAY) then I don't know what does.

Buck is all tied up and a bit battered and bruised but mainly concerned about the fact that he can smell FIRE and Bobby is fighting this man while OH NO, THE EASY MOTEL IS STARTING TO BURN AND FUCK THIS IS NOT GOOD.

Tag Amir winning/getting an upper hand on Bobby and him and Buck both end up stuck in this motel burning down.

Queue, Ashes Ashes 7x09.

Now, we all saw the helipad in the sneak peek pictures of them filming in the desert so, imagine, IMAGINE, Tommy, Buck's sexy hot as mother fucking firefighter pilot boyfriend coming to save his Boyf and soon to be father in law.

SCREAMING.

Okay I'm done. Someone take tumblr off me.

[ineffectualdemon]

Me: I don't experience delusions!

Also me: I avoid any and all religions because whenever I get involved with one I get this sort of religious euphoria and believe I am specially chosen by whatever god is involved and may even be a prophet and that the deity is speaking to me to me both directly and through signs telling me how special I am. This happened so much when I was younger that people made jokes about my "religion hopping" anyway that's why I avoid religion now

...

My lack of self awareness in the past is astounding

[thedeafprophet]

One thing that sucks is when theres a piece of media thats lame or just not well written/to your interests, but because it also has some diversity or representation in it you have to deal with the risk of your dislike being lumped into people hating on it just because of that, rather then the actual quality of the media

[moonstonemoonlight]

Cringetober Day 2: Self Insert

I have a great many self inserts that will never see the light of day, but this one is probably my favourite. Prosecutor Ray Venn, a part of an Ace Attorney fic I still haven’t finished!

[nomilkinmyteaplease]

David Walmsley in Of Kings and Prophets