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mark your words, wei wuxian
(I have modern sports aus on the brain and decided that if we're taking away their swords we should at least arm them with sticks, so it became a hockey4hockey au)
#mdzs#wangxian#lan wangji#wei wuxian#lwj#wwx#modern au#sports au#wwx is very smug because his skates put him a couple inches taller than lwj#i have Opinions about wwx being the most annoying ice hockey players imaginable#he goes out of his way to find and use the weirdest tackiest stick tape possible - his current tape reads 'whatever'#and was a gift from jiang fengmian - to jiang cheng's general exasperation#wwx also definitely does that thing that's become popular in recent years where players mess with their mouth guards#again: drives jiang cheng crazy. drives lwj crazy in a different way#when wwx and lwj first met lwj was VERY studiously trying to ignore him and didn't give his name so wwx starts calling him er-gege#because his number is 2#my art#hopefully someone else enjoys htis because i've been rotating this around in my head all morning
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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#S3 Five was left out because that was his giving up era#I wanted to add more to S1-2 Five but I didn't want to make it too lengthy#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua s4 spoilers#number five#five hargreeves
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Shen Yuan did in fact break into Airplanes apartment when he didn't update PIDW btw
Part 1 of Suprise! Your Protagonist Baby!
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#airplane bro#Suprise! Your protagonist baby au#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#cumplane#scum villian self saving system#Cucumber bro was absolutely baffled that Airplane bro had a kid and didn't believe him when he said that 1. This is Luo Binghe not my Son#2. Technically#since i wrote him...he actually is my son??#its ok Shen Yuan loves all versions of Luo Binghe even if hes a baby he swears hell take care of him because he refuses to leave him alone#single broke author raising his protagonist son with his number 1 hater oh how will this go...#theyre gonna kiss#my art#nibbelraz
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I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything
He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???
Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)
Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory
What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it
Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird
I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.
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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D
#I hope this made sense I didn't edit much#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu wild#djdjdjdkdjdkckdkxkgg#the 'this is normal it's fine' chain#and 'why is this tree speaking to me' wild#it's just. I mean. I'd have some pretty insane theories too ok#he has no idea why someone could split into four but he has seen two identical twins at a stable once so surely that's an explanation#he's literally so smart tho. like creativity and stuff? being able to pick up on new skills and concepts? he's a genius. a very goofy genius#aahh for his age I said 2 years of life context because he says he's 117 + Jojo said Lu is less than a year after his journey#also mental memories maturity and time awake is all so complicated#so I just said a couple years as kind of a base number idk#(aaaaand if i said anything offensive im sorry of course and none of this is meant as a criticism of wild but I love his crazy theories)#everyone's thoughts matter so much and I love you guys /gen <33#:)#and. I like this and it's funny and fluffy but if my angst writers wanted to get a hold of this O.O
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🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#sha hualing#mobei jun#shang qinghua#bingqiu#scumbag self saving system#scum villian self saving system#svsss#svsss fanart#myart#soupysundaeart#svsssaction#i finally have the opportunity to rant about my thought process and a few of the details but hey#hi if u saw this first on insta and on twitter#but first of all#those border things are specifically zhuzhi-lang’s snakes cute tongue and all was poking out but it doesnt even matter cause theyre covered#almost all texts were handwritten#the toucan touch was a last minute addition as my friends were somewhat with me halfway through making this drawing#“haha there’s two cans on vc because he’s sharing screen of its progress” and then they send multiple toucan pics on the gc#pelt them with rocks#if you think this formating seems somewhat familiar its because i was inspired by a tgcf magazine#orginally the oval at the top right was supposed to be a portion for sqq’s “reaction” to luo binghe coming 2 years earlier#the number 24? my favorite number. no it doesn’t align with the chapter number luo binghe comes back in the novel#the repetition of “next” was accidental. i repeated next twice at first and i said might as well take it a step further and add another one#then the mourning mourning blah text was just to fill up the space#i am so incredibly smart (never)#this binghe is somewhat smaller than the insta and twit post cause i just realized he kinda bothered me so#sucks cause i spotted the error hours later the art posts and it was too late to repost again#but its ok im fine with it (im not)
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Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)
Here are the originals:
If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!
So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.
Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.
The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.
Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.
Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.
Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)
Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.
And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.
#one piece#spy x family crossover#sabo#monkey d luffy#portgas d ace#crossover#I have so many ideas for this au#I’ll probably write like a drabble series for it#maybe. if I get around to it#extra things:#Loid and sabo get paired on a nonzero number of missions as siblings#they are only 6 years apart in age and they’re both blond so WISE is like.. ‘it’s free real estate’#every time this happens sabo finds a way to sneak into conversations that they’re actually cousins instead#this annoys loid a LOT because he thinks sabo can’t keep a cover to save his life. sabo is aware but he only has 2 brothers#and even in disguise he refuses to let someone else take ace and luffy’s place#ace’s codename within Garden is either ‘flame lily’ or ‘pyracantha’#the latter being another name for the firethorn plant#yor has only heard of him in passing and has not met him in person before. but she knows that she is sent whenever he blunders and lets#someone see his face#Luffy is kind of just chilling! he takes a lot of part time jobs everywhere#to the point that loid is briefly worried that he’s a tail or stalker or something since he keeps seeing luffy around#Anya really loves playing with Luffy though because luffy has such vivid thoughts of the ocean and being a pirate#ok that’s it for now#I am very. brainrotting
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home is where the heart is (and yours is gone)
#happy holidays#dndads#dndads fanart#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s1#glenn close dndads#dndads season 2#dndads odyssey#dndads glenn close#im so sick and fever rn so forgive me for any mistakes in this drawing or in my following explanation#background is covered in crosses for the bad day book. the chains represent his time in meth bay prison#the three swords are a reference to the three of swords tarot card which means like heartbreak or smth#also can be taken literally because his heart exploded#the swords themselves are modelled after the sword of justice to bring in themes of justice and punishment as well as referencing the trial#i also drew the same sword in the blackjack thing.#bottom left is his funeral pyre (referencing his death) and nick jr (representing his son's “death”)#the door is the door to his apartment its number 48 because ep 48 is carry on my wayward son#christmas decor cus of course hed had them up all year round#the plant is a peace lily representing death and funeral s again#headstone is morgan's the crysanthemum represents her death. this is because its also featured in the “remember death” thing i drew once#also i just associate flowers w the close family because it very easily represents both mortality and love#anyway. fuckin. his heart (loved ones + literal heart) are gone and its like. can he ever return home#idk smth about not being able to go back to the way things were smth about having the comfort of a home anymore. leaving all that shit behi#d. i feel so tired#sorry for the long explanation i think i may have went a little too hard on the symbolism but i didn t know how else to#express the feelings of glenn's conversation w darryl in that one episode
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idk i kinda like Luka
#alien stage#luka#alien stage luka#alnst#alnst luka#에이스테#my art#a e i o queue#yes i clearly have a type and thats awful people but in particular#older men who are unstable and have unkempt hair and some other health issue probably#my prediction for Round 7 is that its gonna end one of three ways:#1. Luka is gonna die (most likely)#2. Luka will reluctantly be saved by the rebellion#3. Luka will decide to stay with his captors and continue being the number one diva#rather than join the rebellion because he's that binch (hoping for this ending)
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i’ve done another silly little doodle :3
#this one is of aj#because fine#he’s barely shown at all#like two episodes#maybe three if you’re being generous#however#we can’t pretend like his character design isn’t sick as hell????#ok for the most part i was just doing this to mess around with procreate’s animation tool some more#but i got some really good requests today!!!#(thank you to everyone who sent me doodle ideas!!!! much much appreciated <3)#i’m gonna start working on those soon B)#anywho!!!!#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#number five#luther hargreeves#ben hargreeves#aj carmicheal#tua s2#tua season 2
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I would be a Jacaerys apologist,but he has done nothing wrong,ever in his life;that's the only consistent fact throughout F&B and HotD and I love him
#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#house of the dragon#fire and blood#rhaenyra targaryen#just because she's his mother doesn't mean she's righy#she's turning into Vissy number 2#pro jacaerys velaryon#harry collett#emma d'arcy
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everything we know about Red vs Blue means that there's a canonically supported reality in which every bit of the rvb timeline that happens post-Freelancer saga is actually just simulations Epsilon is running in WASH's head as he unravels
#true rvb end: wash wakes up in a freelancer medbay with york and north sitting next to him#'hey buddy how're you feeling? that ai sure did a number on you'#'how long was I out'#'2 hours'#'felt like 20 years; you guys both died'#red vs blue#rvb restoration#the ol' it was just a dream cliche#they're actually called simulation troopers because they're part of an epsilon simulation! /s#to be clear this would be a bad ending but it is funny#and I am never not thinking about agent washington#inspired by epsilon showing off his simulations in rvb19#+ my feelings about rvb19#+ a comment made on one of my other wash posts from help-we-are-out-of-chicken-fries#rvb19#rvb spoilers#rvb#epsilon rvb#agent washington
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Damn, Spam, did the cake taste that bad? - bad joke. Sorry you're havin' a rough day. We're here if you need to talk, or if you just need a distraction.
#his mascara streaks lmfao sighhh#that is THE FIRST TIME of 61 ASKS he has said thank you. by the way.#yeah the 60th ask was him bawling his eyes out what about it#wooo 40 till 100#god /pos#you guys have done really well and have been really kind to him so I think its finally deserved#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#this is probably so bizarre to people just starting to follow ygm#like i cant imagine what its like to happen upon some of the gnarlier ones#in the 'your tags' tab LMAOO LIKE DAMN#sometimes i forget how many people follow me (not including those who dont follow my blog but follow ygm) and liikkke... yowie.. and then i#forget because i cant really comprehend that#i always forget about that to be honest im just being silly and i never realize how many people choose to stick along huh wuh#THERES LIKE 700 PEOPLE WHAT THATS SO MANY#like as a big number i cant conceptualize that in like#visually. in a crowd. so i cant really fully understand how many that is.#but thats a lot i know that much. hiiii. 700 bugs. 700 insects crawling around in here!!!#me when i ramble in the tags accidentally aha#your treat
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yeah. screenshot redraw but I made it Lucia and James, because of course
#I'm sick of looking at this drawing take it or leave it but I can't keep working on it. anyway#Behind The Scenes Fact Number 1: redrew this screenshot specifically because I wanted to draw lucia's hip fur peaking out like that (horny)#Behind The Scenes Fact Number 2: this idea originated because lucia won't stop making comparisons between herself and fight club (annoying)#let these facts show that james is an innocent bystander in this instance and cant help having a weird clown dog dictating his life rn. ok#fight club#actually dissociative#plural system#furry#fursona#val art#my sona#(<- kinda)
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ok but CALLUM WAS THE FIRST SON HARROW EVER HAD OK
#like we only see them together after ezran was born#which kind of inherently puts callum at number 2#and this is incredibly obvious like it's literally just a statement#but for a good year he w a s his kid#even if they probably became closer because of ezran#im hoping u guys get me here but imagine someone sees this out of context and its just like#“BRO THE OLDEST CHILD WAS THEIR PARENTS FIRST EVER CHILD OMGASASDFASDHFAHSDF”#callum#callum tdp#tdp callum#king harrow#harrow#harrow tdp#tdp harrow#katolis royal family#tdp#the dragon prince
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It's hilarious how the visceral adoration Wade felt for Captain America was equaled only by the visceral hatred he felt for Johnny Storm
#chris how are we feeling#can someone vibe check evans real quick lol#receiving that script must have been a breath of fresh air#ryan is the toxic enabler of all these actors and i love that for them#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#wade wilson#steve rogers#johnny storm#captain america#the human torch#mcu fantastic four#mcu avengers#mcu deadpool#deadpool#ryan reynolds#chris evans#for no other valid reason did he hate that man other than the fact that he wasn't captain america#the second he said flame on he became public enemy number 2#right under nicepool#logan doesn't count because his official category is 'frenemy you fuck whenever you'd like'#'preferably in a honda odyssey'#i'm thinking this deadpool must love the fantastic four in that johnny's universe
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