#be salty stay salty

[onebulbliteatalltimes]

I BOG OUR GRAVEYARDS

My opponent has lord of extinction and clones it so now he has two.

And there were a lot of cards in the graveyard.

But I had a multiani that was just as bigger.

So I bojuka bog his graveyard and return it to my hand to play again as my additional land for turn to exile my graveyard.

Having more lands on board made my multani bigger.

I then use seismic assault and discard enough lands to burn both of his lord extinctions.

Attacked for game.

[celesse]

Because bland is boring 🧂🐱💢

[morethansky]

ARC TROOPER ECHO | The right thing to do “No matter what, we are united. Rule one: We fight together.”

Bonus:

[indigoire]

Okay I have seen so many dogshit cakes and recipes now I wanna get in with the one food you can't fuck up: ramen.

[jewish-sideblog]

“Antizionist Passover” literally the Haggadah calls you a wicked child if you distance yourself from our people’s struggle for statehood in the Levant. The singular and explicit point of the Maggid is to put yourself in the shoes of our ancestors, yearning to live free by our own laws in our own nation. Some of you need to renew your PJ Library subscriptions and go back over the essentials

[rakiah]

There’s so much Leovil moments in this event how you feeling??☺️☺️

Oh I’m following the JP releases so yes, I yelled a lot back then when the event was out! It was soooo Leovil coded, bless them for the food! And we waited for so long to have it in the EN server damn! But oh boy, worth the wait! As I said, it’s like the official translators just gave in, no more effort to be subtle when Leona and Vil are interacting, they fully embraced the “ok it’s canon! Have your regular mom and dad flirting in vacations in front of the kids and the weird uncle. We tried OKAY?”

I’ll never recover from "I’ll show you the time of your life".

So yup, I’m feeling pretty delighted~ Plus I love the relation between Leona and Kifaji, (I can’t use "Neji" sorry) behind the railleries and criticisms you can feel how much they care and respect each other and it’s just pure gem for me, I root for them with all my heart (っ˘ω˘ς

And now, all the china knows Leona was a crybaby.

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[respectthepetty]

The original Addicted was censored and pulled midway through, so it went unfinished.

Stay with Me was censored and didn't receive a second second.

The On1y One (although not exactly the same as the others) doesn't have a confirmed second season.

Now, Thailand's version of Addicted Heroin, which is only ten episodes long, was banking on a second season, yet just confirmed the second season is not happening.

I think this plot might be cursed.

[pepperf]

Pop quiz, hotshots! Which would you rather have:

A relationship that, when it goes wrong, you can tell the other person that you need a break to reassess your relationship, and they will discuss this calmly, let you go, and then go away and think about what you said, agree that they were in the wrong, and start working on ways to fix their own behaviour;

OR

A relationship that, when you want to leave, they tell you that you don't really want to go, that you're happier with them, that you should isolate yourself from your family and friends so you can stay with them - and when you disagree and tell them the relationship is just a matter of necessity, they start in on your other relationship (which they have apparently decided is the reason you're going back, despite you making no mention of it), telling you that it's broken, that you shouldn't go back to him - and when you tell them to butt out of your personal business, they tell you they're entitled to have an opinion because you've been stranded alone together for a long time...

Is that or is that not what happened? Because I remember Lila making herself pretty clear on these points, but apparently a bunch of people think we should disregard a woman's expressed opinion about her own life, and go with what she's being told. Because Five knows best, amirite? Gosh he's so smart and clever! And he deserves this - he deserves Lila, no matter what Lila herself says. He's owed it by the universe, because he had a bad life.

Lila did have another relationship like that, where she was told what to do, kept in the dark, told that the other person knew what was best for her...and it wasn't Diego.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'

[eddis-not-eeddis]

Folks, if you would kindly take some time to pray for me over the next three or so days. Midterms are hitting pretty hard.

[onebulbliteatalltimes]

I HAVE NO REPONSE

Yesterday in a four person game of commander, I attack with my 13/13 ashaya, 8/8 rampaging baloth with bear umbra, and my 16/16 multani.

My opponent casts cyclonic rift.

I said “ok…you know that does nothing…”

The looks of confusion across the table and then the sudden realization of my opponent’s face was worth it.

[lesbianbanana]

genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?

[katy-89]

Only on tumblr there is a tag full of bitter grown ass people bashing a 12 year old 24/7 because a crack ship didn't become canon 20 years ago

[annatartastic]

Manifesting Sam returning as Adar for season 3 by pulling a Glorfindel ✨

[kidcaroline]

the fact that aang's haters are ALL zutara's shippers is hilarious actually

the power aang have on that fanbase>>>