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I BOG OUR GRAVEYARDS
My opponent has lord of extinction and clones it so now he has two.
And there were a lot of cards in the graveyard.
But I had a multiani that was just as bigger.
So I bojuka bog his graveyard and return it to my hand to play again as my additional land for turn to exile my graveyard.
Having more lands on board made my multani bigger.
I then use seismic assault and discard enough lands to burn both of his lord extinctions.
Attacked for game.
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Because bland is boring 🧂🐱💢
#salt#salty#stay salty#salty vibes#salty britches#cats#cat art#vintage logos#vintage style#logo design#graphic design#cottagecore#countrycore#art
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ARC TROOPER ECHO | The right thing to do “No matter what, we are united. Rule one: We fight together.”
Bonus:
#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#swgifs#swedit#star wars#gifset#everyone is probably sick of me being salty about tbb's messaging so all i will say is#thank god echo has stayed true to the moral standard i expect#every one of these moments has meant so so much to me#domino twins stay heroing#also is there anything more painful in the world than the way rex looks at echo in that scene jesus christ#color correcting echo kicked my ass#corporal echo#my gifs#amph gifs
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Okay I have seen so many dogshit cakes and recipes now I wanna get in with the one food you can't fuck up: ramen.
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“Antizionist Passover” literally the Haggadah calls you a wicked child if you distance yourself from our people’s struggle for statehood in the Levant. The singular and explicit point of the Maggid is to put yourself in the shoes of our ancestors, yearning to live free by our own laws in our own nation. Some of you need to renew your PJ Library subscriptions and go back over the essentials
#we know EXACTLY who would have stayed behind and perished in Egypt now don’t we?#yes four cups of maneschewitz is making me saltier than usual.#but my salty posts tend to get more engagement anyway so it’s a treat
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There’s so much Leovil moments in this event how you feeling??☺️☺️
Oh I’m following the JP releases so yes, I yelled a lot back then when the event was out! It was soooo Leovil coded, bless them for the food! And we waited for so long to have it in the EN server damn! But oh boy, worth the wait! As I said, it’s like the official translators just gave in, no more effort to be subtle when Leona and Vil are interacting, they fully embraced the “ok it’s canon! Have your regular mom and dad flirting in vacations in front of the kids and the weird uncle. We tried OKAY?”
I’ll never recover from "I’ll show you the time of your life".
So yup, I’m feeling pretty delighted~ Plus I love the relation between Leona and Kifaji, (I can’t use "Neji" sorry) behind the railleries and criticisms you can feel how much they care and respect each other and it’s just pure gem for me, I root for them with all my heart (っ˘ω˘ς
And now, all the china knows Leona was a crybaby.
#twisted wonderland#answer#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#leovil#tamashina Mina Event#(still love this title very much)#Cloudcalling Event#Of course it’s on my top 3 Event#Glorious Masquarade stays first because of the dangerous salty little french man#but really I can’t understand ‘Neji’#in which world a 3 katana name becomes a 2 syllables name???#I usually respect and use the official translation but… not for this one.#it doesn’t make sense
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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The original Addicted was censored and pulled midway through, so it went unfinished.
Stay with Me was censored and didn't receive a second second.
The On1y One (although not exactly the same as the others) doesn't have a confirmed second season.
Now, Thailand's version of Addicted Heroin, which is only ten episodes long, was banking on a second season, yet just confirmed the second season is not happening.
I think this plot might be cursed.
#addicted the series#stay with me#the on1y one#addicted heroin the series#addicted heroin th#I'm gonna be salty like those great lakes in Utah#the thai version did this to itself#these editing choices are a hot mess#and casting a young guy as a lead#*rolls my eyes*
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Pop quiz, hotshots! Which would you rather have:
A relationship that, when it goes wrong, you can tell the other person that you need a break to reassess your relationship, and they will discuss this calmly, let you go, and then go away and think about what you said, agree that they were in the wrong, and start working on ways to fix their own behaviour;
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A relationship that, when you want to leave, they tell you that you don't really want to go, that you're happier with them, that you should isolate yourself from your family and friends so you can stay with them - and when you disagree and tell them the relationship is just a matter of necessity, they start in on your other relationship (which they have apparently decided is the reason you're going back, despite you making no mention of it), telling you that it's broken, that you shouldn't go back to him - and when you tell them to butt out of your personal business, they tell you they're entitled to have an opinion because you've been stranded alone together for a long time...
Is that or is that not what happened? Because I remember Lila making herself pretty clear on these points, but apparently a bunch of people think we should disregard a woman's expressed opinion about her own life, and go with what she's being told. Because Five knows best, amirite? Gosh he's so smart and clever! And he deserves this - he deserves Lila, no matter what Lila herself says. He's owed it by the universe, because he had a bad life.
Lila did have another relationship like that, where she was told what to do, kept in the dark, told that the other person knew what was best for her...and it wasn't Diego.
#lila pitts#diego hargreeves#tua#tua s4#tua s4 spoilers#the umbrella academy#I don't mind them portraying unhealthy relationships#but I am 100% serious when I say you shouldn't romanticise that shit#just because you think Five is dreamy#sure Diego has his flaws#but he and Lila had an adult relationship where they both made choices#and they consistently take on board what the other one says#whereas apparently Five and Lila never once had a conversation about where this was(n't) heading#because they were at total odds when it finally came down to a decision#never mind Diego - did Five actually think she was going to forget about her kids just to stay there with him?!#the arrogance! he was acting like a 20yo in his first real relationship#and Lila was acting like a woman making the best of a bad situation#wanting to end it as soon as she was able - literally she got up and walked away the second she found out#it's not about 'cheating' or whatevs#(all of tua fandom needs to grow up about that one)#it's about Five being a toxic little shit#enough red flags to run a circus#pepper gets salty
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i think fandom spaces would become much more enjoyable across the board if people stopped flipping their pancakes over other fans enjoying characters that they don't like. or, god forbid, like them but in 'the wrong way.'
#salty peak sect 🧂#jin guangyao#jgy haters you do realize that you are as integral a part of this wheel of dead horse reincarnation as jgy stans are. right?#you realize that our liking jgy and believing he did good things does not in any way detract from your ability to enjoy wei wuxian#as your specialist good boy. right?#you realize you could just scroll past takes about people enjoying jgy without deciding to drop your own pass-agg vaguepost#questioning our morality in the tags. right?#you get that it's weird to act like we're the weird ones for responding to provocation. you have to get that that is a weird way to think.#consider instead: staying in your lane!! minding your business!!!#you can in fact just leave us alone! you can do that! the power is yours!!#nb: this is not directed at the people who have genuine questions/commentary about jgy that are critical in nature. that's fine.#please recognize i am not talking about you!#i scroll past so many of your posts even tho i disagree with them#because your stuff is not the stuff that is making me benafflecksmoking.jpeg#maybe sometimes i'll comment if i think i have something useful to add#and if i think OP is not going to be a dick#most of the time i frankly would rather get high and read xiyao fanfic#that is usually why i am in the tags: to read fic and look at cute fanart#i am not visiting the tags because i want to pick a fight! truly i'm not!#however. if you start one. i will probably finish it. 😌 hth
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Folks, if you would kindly take some time to pray for me over the next three or so days. Midterms are hitting pretty hard.
#it wouldn't be so bad#but one professor missed an entire WEEK of classes due to personal reasons#so we have a LOT of extra work to catch up on and also our mid term projects need to be caught up because of that#and i procrastinated one of my other classes because I thought i had everything i needed and focused on another class instead#AND IT TURNS OUT I DID NOT HAVE EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I HAD#all of that would be doable#but i picked up another part time job#and the job i was already working has been ramping up#also extra-curricular activities that i can't avoid have been pressing#AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF MY WHOLE FAMILY LEFT TO GO TO A WEDDING OVER THE WEEKEND AND I HAD TO STAY TO LOOK AFTER ALL THE ANIMALS AND MY DAD#(of the two it's harder to look after my dad XD)#WHO THE HECK PLANS A WEDDING THE WEEK OF MIDTERMS???? I AM SO SALTY!#This week has been so stressful#i think my hair is going to be falling out#or at least turning grey
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I HAVE NO REPONSE
Yesterday in a four person game of commander, I attack with my 13/13 ashaya, 8/8 rampaging baloth with bear umbra, and my 16/16 multani.
My opponent casts cyclonic rift.
I said “ok…you know that does nothing…”
The looks of confusion across the table and then the sudden realization of my opponent’s face was worth it.
#mtg#commander#edh#venser shaper savant#magic the gathering#monoblue lives matter#mono blue lives matter#be salty stay salty#lord windgrace#card shop stories
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genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?
#can just imagine dionysus/bacchus missing from camp for a few days and chirons like ah yes bacchus must be roaming#zeus watching bacchus roam around knowing he cant trap a roman god in a greek camp: oof#OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE#chiron: kids stay away from mr. d for a while#bacchus: MR. D??????? BITCH CALL ME MR. B??? *CHUGS DIET PEPSI*#the campers: ????????????#honestly when they learn abt the romans i bet half of them were like ohhhh now everything makes sense#don't even get me started abt liber#pjo dionysus#dionysus#bacchus#bacchus pjo#pjo#hoo#dakota pjo#camp halfblood#camp jupiter
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arcane season two only had 3 writers left at the end ................. yeah it shows, the more i think about everythign the worse it gets
and if they fumble the whole class divide stuff of piltover and zaun THIS badly ... then oh boi are we in for a ride, cant wait what shit they come up with for the other regions (derogatory)
#ganondoodles talks#arcane#man#why cant things just be good and stay good#even a show like arcane fumbling everything this badly is so#yeah man there isnt any hope left for big media tm is there#(i am so salty ...)
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Only on tumblr there is a tag full of bitter grown ass people bashing a 12 year old 24/7 because a crack ship didn't become canon 20 years ago
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People underestimate just how salty I can be about things I like. Moral Orel, Rule of Rose, Inside job, the Owl House, all wonderfully diverse pieces of media that are sacrificed and minced when they don't meet the paper thin expectations that the fucking corporate wants.
Oh, you showed how sexual trauma affects women's life in a serious, respectful way? Cancelled. Oh, you're a survival horror game with disturbing and beautiful imagery? Banned. Oh, you are a genuinely funny adult comedy but you're not Big Mouth? Cancelled. Oh, you have a beautiful and tender representation on the beauty of wlw first loves? Cancelled, censored, buried. Cowards, all of them. You fear the power that media can bring so you bury it alive, and build the foundations of your fame with it, falsely mourning its loss. I hate you, and I will forever hate companies who do this (all of them).
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