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tbh it’s bc everyone thinks “see when it’s MY time to wear the boot, it’s all actually gonna work bc I know who the REAL deviants are”
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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"
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We should hype up dental care routines more instead of skincare routines
#I mean yes but#I have seen how people destroy their faces with overly complex skincare routines#and they will absolutely fuck up their enamel as well
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
#Pope Francis being like 'not enough to condemn JD Vance in life I gotta warn heavenly father about him now'#RIP#Pope Francis#JD Vance#us politics#somehow
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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Joe E. Brown and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot (1959) - dir. Billy Wilder
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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!
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it is weird that celiac stuff has become part of the 'culture war'. because it's literally just a medical thing.... I get super anemic unless I cut a certain protein out of my diet, because it bulldozes the villi in my intestines. but if I post about it, right-wingers send me gore images. I guess you can't expect shitty people to be logical, but I've even heard lefty people make fun of gluten stuff, and it's like why are you mad about this??? why are you pissed off that I'm eating bread that doesn't taste as good so that I can have blood in my body? it's so morally neutral.
#hey so guess what they're fucking doing to the FDA. Guess what.#reportedly ending their regulatory oversight of food safety inspections and outsourcing it to the states#all of this is going to become ten times more nightmarish#long post#US politics
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vox machina memes part 4










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i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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Since I’m a giant Classics nerd I made some Greek pottery inspired Easter eggs
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Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
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