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Could you please explain to me how and why exactly jewish men face demasculinization? Ive never really seen anyone talk about that, only the way you guys are seen as predators /genuine

The ancient Greeks and Romans viewed circumcized penises as less masculine and undesirable.

The medieval Europeans believed Jewish men were so emasculated that they menstruated.

Post-Industrialization Europeans and the Nazis believed Jewish men were pseudowoman homosexual predators.

In modern times, we see this in the way people talk about Jewish male celebrities, commenting on their heights (which tends to be shorter), saying they're "not like other male celebrities", and commenting on their voices, especially if it's a little heigher than others. I mean, just look at the way people talk about Jewish men they don't like? The way people comment about Ben Shapiro's height, his masculinity, his voice.....You don't get to be antisemitic just because you're talking about a Jew you don't like. When you're antisemitic to one Jew, you're antisemitic to all Jews.

The history of the demasculinization of Jewish men goes back a long time.

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Things you hear in a neurodivergent, Jewish household.

“What the hell, we lost the lighter AGAIN?! I swear I put it in the candle drawer! Fine. We’ll light the Shabbos candles with the grill lighter…”

“I love matzo. It tastes like nothing. And it’s got that cronch. It’s perfect. Ultimate safe food.”

*shouting across the house on a friday* “the sun is DOWN. You’re done with work! ITS SHABBOS! Time to REST damnit”

“I don’t believe necessarily in Gd. I’m more like…pantheistic…but like. What the fuck, Gd?!”

“Okay. I know you had a shit day. Do you merely need to vent, or do you need to *kvetch*?”

“I stg if you jinx this I will murder you.” “Do you actually believe in jinxes?” “No. But that is BESIDE THE POINT”

“I KNOW how much I would love wrapping teffiIin. But I think I would wrap it TOO tight. I NEED that compression.”

“You know golems are autistic. All of em. Forever. I’ve claimed them.”

Feel free to keep adding my jewtuals!

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Daily reminder that if you are an antisemite you are not allowed to enjoy american superhero comics (Marvel & DC) or anything inspired by them.

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Being anti-death penalty is literally the easiest stance ever. People just say "but should the state kill THIS type of person?" and you just say "no". Not killing people is so fucking easy actually

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i love it when people say "those european white jews changed their names to sound more indigenous when they moved to israel 🤬🤬🤬"

like babe those are hebrew names. i'm glad we agree that hebrew, the language of the jewish people, is the indigenous to the levant.

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(Left translates to “Boycott the Election” from Norwegian. Right is a Google-translated screenshot of an accompanying statement from Rød Front, a communist student org.)

I hate to seem conspiratorial but it’s becoming increasingly obvious that there’s global propaganda machine trying very hard to suppress the leftist vote across the Western World. And they’re using Palestinian rights as a cover to make that suppression more palatable.

Anyway if you’re Norwegian please take one long look at what boycotting the election got us in the United States and then head to the fucking ballot box on Monday

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when I was a kid I always heard people complain about Jewish people having a “Jewish version of everything” and now my goy ass is staring at Hassan fucking piker’s face in a porn discord chat and it hit me that the “Jewish version of everything” is literally just “antisemite free” version

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I like the posts that are like "electoralism will never work! The Democrats will never change! What we need is a revolution by the working class people!"

It's just really funny to watch people ask "hey, we don't have enough people on our side to win a gubernatorial election in the bluest of blue states but we definitely have enough to win a bloody, violent conflict against the United States military right?"

Anyway. Vote in your local primaries

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The curse of tumblr is that sometimes you follow someone for, say, drawing really cool X-Men art. And then they’ll reblog something insane, like “Let’s forcefem or outright kill all transmascs for being ugly cunts”, say, twenty times in a row. And you’ll just have to be like. Ah. Ok. I see you are a heinous fucking idiot. Bye

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Absolutely love and adore Superman (2025) but I feel like the Kryptonians Are Actually Fucked Up And Evil storyline conflicts pretty badly with the immigrant parallels. Like yeah, immigrant kid, I know the only correspondence you have with your birth parents is ridiculously important to you. But it turns out! That they actually sent you here to steal hundreds of resident girls, take them as your wives, and perpetuate a Great Replacement where you supplant their culture with your own!

Isn’t that scary, immigrant boy? The place you came from is Bad! The people who sent you here have outdated ideals that clash with ours! You better replace all the images and memories of your birth parents with the Good White People who raised you, immigrant boy. Otherwise, how are we supposed to know you’ve done any character growth?

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Post cancelled this is the only right answer

what’s the most Jewish MtG card wrong answers only

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Talking to the bf about Lilith and the origin of the whole Adam and Lilith story. Bf: Wait...so it was satire?

Me: Yep. The Alphabet was written some time between 700-1000 CE and it's considered satire and parody. The Lilith story even states that she's an entity meant to kill infants as well.

Bf: And non-Jews just ran with it and said it contained "Bible" stories that were removed?!

Me: Mhm...

Bf: So not only did they not get that it was satire, but they didn't even read it...

Me: Yeah... if you read it, it's very clear it's just a tongue in cheek take on Jewish culture and practice. You could say that the Adam and Lilith story is to the Alphabet of Ben Sira as the Circle of Hell is to Dantes Inferno and the Divine Comedy. The entire point was missed and people just made it canon.

Bf:...

Bf:.......

Bf: They made fic into canon...

Me: *chokes on coffee*

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“Intifada just means uprising” “Jihad just means struggle” well confederacy just means a political system without a strong central government. But if someone in the USA calls themselves a confederate, you’re going to associate them with racial violence, oppression and slavery, aren’t you? Cause those were the actions people took in the name of the confederacy. The actions taken in the name of jihadism and intifada tend to be blowing up Jews. so forgive us if we’re not overly concerned with etymology when they get brought up

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So there’s this small nation with a majority indigenous population that was re-established on indigenous lands due to a centuries long Land Back movement. This nation was also established in part by indigenous socialists and communists, so it offers universal health care, has a strong labor rights system, and communes are a fairly common and normalized sight in rural areas. The nation also has extremely progressive views on the LGBTQ+ community. It’s consistently ranked the most Queer friendly country on the entire continent, and among the most Queer friendly countries on Earth. This nation has also become a global leader in developing renewable energy and green technologies, which it happily shares with the world at large.

Clearly, despite the fact that this nation has some massive flaws to overcome, the Western Left must be a huge fan of its extremely progressive policies and achievements. They are the sort that will jump to defend the Soviet Union or North Korea, after all. Wait, hold on a second, I’m just getting word that… genocidal colonist pinkwashing greenwashing Zio bastards? Hmm. That’s not quite what I expected.

Seems like when Leftists want to stan a communist-branded authoritarian dictatorship, they will find an excuse for any and all transgressions against humanity. But when the Left wants to vilify a flawed democracy, they will find a way to condemn every positive result— even the ones they claim to support no matter what.

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I went to a local Renaissance festival and wore this very traditional Jewish style outfit. The veil was hand sewn and painted! It was worn by Jewish women during the high Middle Ages.

Even now , it resonated through the times. I felt connected to part of my past I am rediscovering.

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Any leftist gun nuts that won’t shut up about violence being the only answer want to step up to right wing military occupation of our most diverse cities?