#OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE
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genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?
#can just imagine dionysus/bacchus missing from camp for a few days and chirons like ah yes bacchus must be roaming#zeus watching bacchus roam around knowing he cant trap a roman god in a greek camp: oof#OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE#chiron: kids stay away from mr. d for a while#bacchus: MR. D??????? BITCH CALL ME MR. B??? *CHUGS DIET PEPSI*#the campers: ????????????#honestly when they learn abt the romans i bet half of them were like ohhhh now everything makes sense#don't even get me started abt liber#pjo dionysus#dionysus#bacchus#bacchus pjo#pjo#hoo#dakota pjo#camp halfblood#camp jupiter
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