#batussy

[superbat-love]

Batman Appreciation Post #8

Batspreading

Batman Master Collection

[rainclues]

I know for a fact that the artist who made this was foaming at the mouth-

(that pose is muscle memory for Bruce)

get your pussy up get your money up

[oraclenthusiast]

everyone wants batman to be treated like a human and have him lose to his kids... personally i think dc should lean into his unbelievable wins. need to defeat this insanely powerful supervillain? call batman. need to fight god? batman. no explanation whatsoever, just him winning quite literally impossible fights. sic him on capitalism next.

[clownprince]

genuinely and truly losing my fucking mind over this line. Why Does He Say Things... also i need everyone to know that joker said this in the middle of joker war while reenacting jason's death with duela dent and having dick (brainwashed) beat the shit out of jason

[hotniatheron]

has no one gifed the throat bat

[gonguji]

@visionkept : What about the batussy 🤨

gasp!    ❛    batsussy?    sounds    like    a    very    fluffy    creature!   ❜

[mushro-om]

Obviously. He gave birth to everyone one of his kids❤️

Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

[secretidentie]

When Jason starts building his crime lord career, people start inexplicably comparing him to Matches Malone. They have the same mannerisms, the same fighting styles and a similar build. Some rogues even have theories that they're the same guy.

So when ever Matches is mentioned, red hood mutters "fuck that guy" under his breath and since Bruce puts his whole batussy into his personas, he's starts reciprocating that energy. All the rogues are scrambling to find out what happened to cause this beef. The entire Gotham underground now has to pick a side between one of their own who they've worked with and gotten to know over the years versus the new up and coming crime lord that's offering jobs and improving their lives. While Jason is wondering what he can do to stop being compared to Bruce, Bruce is trying to be a supportive parent (which means making sure the rogues don't turn on J) while protecting his persona he's been curating for years.

[fullregalia]

I haven't been able to stop thinking about how let down I was by Maestro!!!! I'd put Mahler's 5th--thee most goated--here (which also just came up while I was watching Wong Kar-Wai's Days of Being Wild), but that's really Lydia Tár's symphony, Bradley has to earn that. Been listening to Mahler's second to self-soothe lol.

[goatbutter-writes]

Ok but what is it about the Batussy? Like what special power does it have to make all Bruce’s lovers and villains absolutely obsessed with him?

[whereistim]

Wait where’s that gif set of bugs bunny ‘basic instinct’ing Batman!

We could play a game of ‘who did it better’

oh my god

[t4tails]

his batussy

[zerogravityinq]

i need someone to explain the bat panties outside of it being a stylistic choice. Like why? I mean yeah, they are cunty but like what is the tactical reason???? because if he wanted it to blend in with the costume wouldn't it make more sense to make the pants [trousers] black and the top gray with a yellow bat symbol on it? like make it make sense Bruce. Is it just to draw the eye to the batussy????

[qcomicsy]

Never thought the first time I'd see Batman putting his whole batussy to choke a criminal would be me holding the control in a game.

[thegreatyin]

funnily enough, the scoundrel's machinations of the master's connection is actually with herself

so even without it being an unrealistic win for the scoundrel, it's just. unrealistic in general. she truly is just NEVER getting that bat

if she just want and asked happles "hey do u want to fuck" it would probably be down for it (if only to check everything it implanted was working and have the rare chance to test interesting chemicals in a bat human hybrid)

truly sad

honestly i'm not sure what the in-universe reason is for happles not fulfilling all of the scoundrel's horrible bat fantasies. she's doing literally everything short of offering herself up on a silver platter. maybe it thinks her pining is funny

[gl1tchr]

Which riddler do you think would be most likely to score some batussy? Most people throw their hats into the unburied ring, but i wanna know if your opinion differs.

Then there's the question of which riddlers are even interested i guess but this is about who COULD theoretically get some. Would welcome thoughts on the second one as well though.

ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ ᶜʳᵃˢʰᵉᵈ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸˢ

first of all please take me to dinner before hitting me with a word like batussy, Second I wish I knew more about Unburied to comment! But I will take your word on that and move on to ones I am more aware of.

BTAS Riddler n Batman are already two seconds from it anyways so that's a solid choice. They such a powerful "we're so similar that it's infuriating to both of us and tbh we kind of complete each other but we don't wanna confront that" dynamic that's So destructive I love it. Then there's again, Absolute Riddler who's childhood friends with Bruce and very close with him! From what I've read they seem to have a good relationship and both confide in each other a decent bit. Plus if you're nuts, Ed references Alan Turing when talking about a robot/ai, which Yeah obviously but also Alan Turing was famously gay so that could be evidence (don't worry they've scheduled to have me put down soon, you'll all be free <3). Fuck it, more flowers to Harley Quinn Show Riddler too, I think he could do it. Hell maybe he has.

I'm gonna go with BTAS Riddler as my champion for Most Likely to Bed the Bat