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Help there so cute

guys killed me

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I know for a fact racist America is squirming right now. Unable to face the fact that they are being called out, if they can even understand the meaning behind Kendrick’s performance!

ok Kendrick Lamar rapping, with all Black dancers, with Samual L. Jackson playing Uncle Sam, mocking racist anti-rap rhetoric, with Lamar calling out racism in America all while trump is watching actually made me smile so much

also SZA and Not Like Us and actually all of it was amazing

this is the only part about the super bowl i like lmao

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guys killed me

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That was FOWL

Like Kendrick chill you already WON!!

Continue…. :)

"A MINORRR" AT THE SUPER BOWL

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Chill he ain’t going anywhere

the hell am i supposed to do with this????

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Bruce brushes his teeth in the shower. This is a very small and inconsequential headcanon based on nothing, but I'm very confident in it.

Truly a shower can be so versatile. You can brush your teeth, piss, wash out a wound, wash off the blood, drink a shower beer, pass out for a little nap on the tile, and wake up with perfectly opened pores and sinuses all in the span of like 30 minutes. Very Bruce Wayne-coded tbh.

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One of those “you see in color when you meet your soulmate” AUs but with GhostBat

Khoa catches Bruce when he stumbles but it’s still dark out and everything is covered in snow and they don’t realize that it happened until they see the sun rising over the mountain peaks an hour later and it’s warm and colorful and the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen.

Many years (and many breakups) later, Khoa can’t take away Bruce’s ability to “see” the world, but he can make sure that Bruce sees him the same way everyone else does. He designs his Ghost-Maker suit in whites and grays and blacks, void of color, because Bruce doesn’t deserve to see him.

He takes satisfaction in knowing that the world is only beautiful to Bruce, because of him, and he makes damn sure that when Bruce looks at him, there is nothing to see. He makes sure that it hurts Bruce as much as Bruce has hurt him.

And it’s only because he still loves Bruce that he later contradicts himself and fixes blue (the color of Bruce’s eyes) LEDs to his helmet.

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I know for a fact that the artist who made this was foaming at the mouth-

(that pose is muscle memory for Bruce)

get your pussy up get your money up

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Omg this actually makes so much sense????

Even though Hal Jordan likely calls Batman “spooky” because he hangs out in the shadows dressed as a bat, I like to think he’s actually leaning more into the mainstream military slang for “spook” which Bruce also very much qualifies for (works in the shadows, runs intelligence and/or shadow ops, doesn’t get along with “enlisted”) and which Hal Jordan as a Captain and fighter pilot in the US Air Force would have had formative encounters with, in this essay I will —

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Help they’re so cute I love them <3

bat dad gets a visitor! an old friend and fellow cave dweller…

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Omg this is so cool I love this immensely

i think minhkhoa would have dressed like this, actually

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This had me seeing God with how little breath I had

I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.

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Just had the visualisation of Bruce needing to be weighed down a really specific amount ever since he was a kid. Like Thomas lifting him during a Gala under the ruse that he was just sleepy but in reality he's squeezing him. Or Alfred bandaging him during his rebellious young teen years and having to do them over and over until they are JUST the right amount of tight. Khoa, stopping a fight with him when he notices he's acting odd and Bruce having to awkwardly instruct him on how to push him down by enough that he isn't hurt but he's unable to lift himself from the ground under his grip.

This carrys into his Batman career, and this means his Cape is WEIGHED. Like, imagine 3 weighted blankets on top of you. That's how heavy it is. And literally nobody else can lift it or wear it but to Bruce its perfect and it doesn't even change the way he fights, because he's used to it.

Dick fucking hates it. He has to be Batman on multiple occasions, and he HATES the Cape. More than usually does. Because its so hard to do anything flippy when you're body Is being pulled DOWN by some torture device on your back.

Also, the Cape is fluffy on the inside. He got that once Robin Dick was insistent on wearing shorts and he'd be chittering during the winter, so he allowed him to hide in his Cape whenever they were standing idly. Yeah.

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They are in love your honor

I would love to see the evidence ngl 👀

Some villain targets the person Clark values most. Everyone assumes it’s Lois. They’re wrong.

They eat together so often Bruce memorized Clark’s order

Just,,,

Also this panel exists. I rest my case, your honor.

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Give the boy more bubbles!!!

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has someone done this yet