#hqs riddler

[gl1tchr]

Which riddler do you think would be most likely to score some batussy? Most people throw their hats into the unburied ring, but i wanna know if your opinion differs.

Then there's the question of which riddlers are even interested i guess but this is about who COULD theoretically get some. Would welcome thoughts on the second one as well though.

ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ ᶜʳᵃˢʰᵉᵈ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸˢ

first of all please take me to dinner before hitting me with a word like batussy, Second I wish I knew more about Unburied to comment! But I will take your word on that and move on to ones I am more aware of.

BTAS Riddler n Batman are already two seconds from it anyways so that's a solid choice. They such a powerful "we're so similar that it's infuriating to both of us and tbh we kind of complete each other but we don't wanna confront that" dynamic that's So destructive I love it. Then there's again, Absolute Riddler who's childhood friends with Bruce and very close with him! From what I've read they seem to have a good relationship and both confide in each other a decent bit. Plus if you're nuts, Ed references Alan Turing when talking about a robot/ai, which Yeah obviously but also Alan Turing was famously gay so that could be evidence (don't worry they've scheduled to have me put down soon, you'll all be free <3). Fuck it, more flowers to Harley Quinn Show Riddler too, I think he could do it. Hell maybe he has.

I'm gonna go with BTAS Riddler as my champion for Most Likely to Bed the Bat

[odorareicons]

[wakeywakeyjakey]

The Batman characters I always write and view with DID (aka the “DID baddies”) are Batman, Two Face, and Scarecrow—and I LOVE that they each present with such wiiiiildy different interactions with their headmates + experiences within their headspaces.

The way I see it, Bruce and Batman coexist easily. They have the same mission so they work alongside each other and view the other as having an extremely valuable role to play in their life/are aware that they can’t function without each other. What’s cool is that they have completely different approaches to their collective goal, but ultimately they trust the other and both get where they want to be (from a big picture perspective).

Harv and Harvey coexist grudgingly and work against each other in a lot of ways (it’s a WIP) BUT they have a system (haha) for how to navigate daily life so that they both feel equally represented in their decisions. While “trust” might be too strong a word to use, they definitely both see the other as capable of living their collective life even if/when they don’t agree with the other’s decisions—and so they mostly don’t stand in each other’s way.

Jonathan and Scarecrow DO NOT COEXIST! Jonathan views Scarecrow as a liability actively ruining their life and thus works to keep Scarecrow away from the front entirely. Scarecrow views Jonathan as weak and unwilling/unable to do what needs to be done to keep them both alive. The one area of overlap is their research (and criminal endeavors) so it’s the one space they’re willing to coexist, but outside of their heists they’re almost exclusively at each other’s throats and would rather the other not have access to their life/body/decisions.

It adds so many layers to their characters and entirely fleshes out the “personas” when you come at it from the lens of DID as opposed to just viewing it as a costume they take off at the end of the night imo!

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Batman icons!!

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[t4tails]

opinions on clock king

more like cock kling. cockling. he's alright

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

The Batman (2022) isn't perfect by any means, but it is still a phenomenal film and one of the best pieces of Bat-media in recent memory.

Firstly, the aesthetic. Seemingly small but an incredibly important part. BTAS was broody, '89 was gothic, Forever was campy, TDK was... bad. And TB I think finds a real sweet spot in between vibes. It's dark, serious, it's got a technological noir, and yet still has vibrancy and color and (the key to my heart) neon.

One scene, you'll be sitting in an abandoned tunnel with shadows and muddy colors, the next you'll be surrounded by police under white lights, and the next you'll be in a night club with LEDs of every color you can think.

The fights. This film has some of the best Batman fights I've ever seen period. Really just action in general. The night club, the hallway, the finale. It's not like TDK where every fight is slow, precise, methodical, and honestly boring. Each fight or chase here is energetic and entertaining. The choreography is excellent, the stakes are legitimately high, and the settings are always unique.

The night club is crowded and overwhelming, with people swinging, shouting, and grabbing at Bats who aren't even apart of the fight. His skills and equipment save his life multiple times, whether it's block a bullet with a precise pipe throw or survive a shotgun blast with his armor. When he finally grabs Penguin you feel as overwhelmed and animalistic as he does.

The precinct escape is tight and tense. From the punch to the jump, every second makes you feel the absolute abominable stress of trying to escape a building like this. Officers pouring out of every room, bullets whizzing by and beaming off his suit. Merely seconds to get the flight suit on before they come pouring out to the roof. We experience the fall with him as his nerves spike, all culminating in a quick second decision that ends with him crashing into the side of the road.

Gotham. The beloved city feels full here. Subways are crowded, streets are packed. The crime feels real. Vandals, gang violence, thieves, assassins, crime families. It's not just militants and killers. We see the systemic issues in place that cause these. We see the feelings and social strains that make people do this. It's like you're taking a peak into another world with context and history you don't know but understand. It feels right.

The characterizations. I'm not a huge fan of the whole "Bruce Wayne is the mask, Batman is the real you" thing inflamed by TDK. And I really don't like "the Waynes were corrupt and did bad things, even for good reasons".

I think there's so much more to say about the two very different, very real sides to Bruce's personality. The one that comes out as billionaire playboy philanthropist, and the one that comes out as a violent and vengeful demon. Both who are willing to suffer for their causes. And I think there's so much more when the Waynes die from a mugging. That the crime is so bad it took the highest. That it could take anyone at any time, even the beloved elite.

However it does something right that most other Bat-media fails at. It makes Batman a symbol of hope. It demonstrates a growth in himself. That he can do more good to inspire the people than to instill fear in them.

Pandaredd made a good video on this, but in Crisis On Two Earths, Bats' opposite is represented as the ultimate nihilist. This means that at his core, Batman is really the ultimate optimist. And that makes sense. You don't put on a suit and fight crime, you don't try to create resources to help people, you don't befriend and reform your own Rogues gallery unless you believe you can change something. That all the work you do, all the suffering you experience will be worth it when you get to know the world healed.

And that's something The Batman understands. Batman started as a symbol of fear. So that every criminal hesitates at an alley. Panics at a shadow. But he became something else. A symbol of optimism. So that people can walk the streets at night. That they can get the help they need. That they can look into the sky with hope.

[wolverineheight]

reading riddler comics is my cross to bear because why do they keep shaving him

[weirdassfangirl]

Love this art so much hfjfjfjfjd💓💗

HQ!ScareBane Dump. The best thing about drawing such a fluff base ship like this one is that it’s never OOC; it exactly the opposite. >D

[saccharine-dean]

**Wincest fans DNI, because apparently I have to say that now.**

Upon discussing the rumor that Jensen Ackles was going to play Batman at... some point, my friend and I decided to cast the people of Gotham as according to the vibes we get from the SPN cast, both in and outside of their plots on the show. Here are our final thoughts:

- Just getting it out of the way, we have no idea where Misha goes. He's too powerful for anything we could think of. The idea of him playing Catwoman just so he would have to play Jensen's love interest (again. cough) was tossed around but never came to fruition.

- Jensen is Batman, obviously.

- Jared is the Joker. I will not elaborate. (Jared stans please don't k- [gunshots])

- Mark Sheppard is Penguin. We couldn't figure out why, but the vibes of Penguin well matched those of both Mark and Crowley.

- Mark Pellegrino is Scarecrow. Ngl I am afraid of this man. But I think he could do this.

- Richard Speight Jr. plays the Riddler. I do not have to explain this. The man has whimsy and riddling written all over his face

- Alexander Calvert plays Dick, but he also plays Jason, but he also plays Tim, but he also plays Damien. Whenever there is a wet pathetic Robin boy, he is played by Alex. If the Robin in question is shown as a child (e.g. A scene showing Dick's parents' deaths) he will still be played by Alex, but he gets sized down in post. NOTE - He is never edited to look younger, just smaller.

- Julien Richings plays Alfred. He will be good at portraying the handling of Jensen/Bruce's petulant bat-doings. I'm sure of it.

- Ruth Connell is Harley Quinn, and Emily Swallow is Poison Ivy. Doing our part for sapphics everywhere Idk

- We couldn't decide on a character for Rob Benedict, but he has to be in there somewhere. My personal suggestion was that he plays every background character. Every single one. There's a no-name guy running a hot dog stand? Rob. An old woman getting mugged? Rob. The angry ski-mask-wearing man mugging her? Also Rob. This man is a spectacle to me and I want to do his image justice.

- We also couldn't find characters for Felicia Day or Alona Tal, but similarly, they do have to be there. Originally they were going to be HQ/PI, but we gave HQ to Ruth, because, like.. It's Ruth

- Last but not least, if Misha won't be playing Catwoman, she'll be played by Lauren Cohan.

This absolute shitpost is so dear to me and it's only inevitable that one day I'll finally crack and draw it. If you made it this far.. I don't know. Your commitment to the bit is appreciated just as much as our own, I suppose

[hunks2heroesaiart]

The Riddler slid the VR glasses over their eyes and put headphones over their ears. The headphones played pointless diner musack and the VR glasses showed the diner but what they didn't see was the subliminal holographic spiral and the words and messages flashing by so fast they didn't perceive them. But they were seeing them.

They didn't hear the heavy, controlling binaural beats and whispered subliminal instructions but the headphones played them anyway.

The thugs only had to hold them for thirty seconds or so before they felt the heroes start to relax in their arms. They loosened their holds experimentally and then smirked and put them back in their booth where GL and Steve would just think they were still on their date.

The Riddler ordered them back to HQ and then sat back at a table a ways away from his new boys. He opened a laptop and put on some headphones of his own and monitored what he was piping in to the former heroes.

GL and Steve conversed a bit slower, sat slumped together in their booth but otherwise thought they were still on their date But what they really heard and saw was:

Might is Right. Wrong is Right. Right is Wrong. Riches are beautiful Power is Everything. Obedience is Pleasure. Pleasure is Obedience Riddler is Your Master. Riddler deserves your Riches. Riddler Deserves your Power. Your Power and Strength Belong to Master Riddler. You Will Use your Strength to Obey Master Riddler. You Work out for Master Riddler. Power is Everything........

And many more messages as the Riddler thought them up at his table, piping them in, repeating over... and over.... and over..... all night.

By the end of the night, GL and Steve were at least docile and hypnotized enough to follow Riddler back to his van where he drove them back to his lair.

There, he had two bondage chairs waiting. By this time GL and Steve were starting to snap out of it but it was too little... too late. They were easily overcome and forced into the chairs where they were mercilessly and more deeply hypnotized and brainwashed for several weeks. When they were not being brainwashed they were working out and sucking and fucking the Riddler and his henchmen and getting stuffed, both one on one and in massive and ragingly raunchy orgies.

At last, the former heroes were ready and began their true service as henchmen and Supervillains, all for the service of Master Riddler.

Occasionally, they'd need a refresher session in The Chair but otherwise, they spent the rest of their days as Super Villains... all in the service of Master Riddler!

THE END

[gl1tchr]

Which riddler(s) do you think would make the best boyfriend, and who would make the worst?

Starting with WORST because that's funnier to me

3rd Place - Third Place is a tie between Arkham Knight and Zero Year because they're the same flavor of self-absorbed. They might be FUN in doses but an actual partner you intend to Be Around For Long Periods of Time, they're gonna be a massive headache. As much as we'd love to live in the fantasy that we'd be their Special Idiot who gets kisses the more likely answer is we Suffer trying to please a man who can Never be happy. Love you AK but lord I know what I can handle

2nd Place - Hush. I just don't - think he has the capacity to be in a relationship jskgsdg I think he's so zonked off The Pit to perceive of anything besides Killing Batman

1st Place - Whichever's the one who killed his daughter, I never bother to google him 💀 if he's willing to kill his Child I think it's safe to say partners won't be Especially Safe, can't speak to much on him but that's. really all I need for this assessment I won't elaborate actually

onto the Best Boyfriend

3rd Place - BTAS Riddler. He's haughty and narcissistic YES but I also think he's one of the more Aware Riddlers. His blindspot is BATMAN. He doesn't like being bested by BATMAN. I think if someone were intelligent and introspective and genuinely matched his energy, he'd be able to function in a relationship pretty well.

2nd Place - 2004 Riddler. My man is the definition of reasonable crash out. He ONLY crashed out bc he got fucked over, I think otherwise, he'd be a Super Normal Man who just happens to be an alternative looking dork who needs to be told he's very smart and talented. He could find someone to match his freak and I Believe he'd be a very good partner.

1st Place - HQS Riddler. I don't Like Harley Quinn Show Riddler but he's Canonically in a very positive marriage with Clock King that - as far as I remember - is Still going strong so, definitive proof he can work in a relationship with someone! I don't Like him but he's like. canonically the Objective Best at being normal as far as I'm aware

feel free to tell me if u think I'm Wrong

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Robert Englund (Actor Of Freddy Krueger + Voice Actor Of Vulture(Spectacular Spider Man) Riddler(The Batman Series), Scarecrow(Injustice 2) & Felix Faust(Justice League Unlimited)

Charles Martinet (Former Voice Actor Of Mario, Luigi, Wario & Waluigi)

Tom Kenny (Voice Actor Of SpongeBob, Ice King, Dog & Heffler)

Harry Hill (Comedian)

Joey D'Auria (Voice Actor Of Mr Scatterbrain, Whisper and Robonyan + Actor Of Bozo The Clown)

Keith David (Voice Actor Of Spawn, Dr Facilier, Goliath & King Andrias)

Tara Strong (Voice Actress Of Harley Quinn, Bubbles, Twilight Sparkle, Timmy Turner & Raven)

Justin Fletcher (Actor Of Something Special + Voice Actor Of Shaun The Sheep)

Mark Hamill (Actor Of Luke Skywalker + Voice Actor Of Joker, Trickster & SkekTek)

Greg Eagles (Voice Actor Of Grim Reaper & Aku Aku)

Bill Nye (TV Presenter + Host Of Bill Nye The Science Guy Series)

Richard Horvitz (Voice Actor Of Moxxie, Billy, Zim & Kaos)

[riddle-me-fear]

(ooc: my bad if this wasnt you i dont remember)

Mr nygma!! Oh how glorious it is to contact you again, your gift you made for me so i could DEFINETELY NOT!! prank my bestfriend was amazing and went even better then expected. See he wasnt able to open the gift so the glitter wasnt directed but instead a different dude however One of my bosses (deathstroke) has banned gifts and glitter has been spotted all over HQ. Thank you so much, youre so cool, my supirior 💚

- @milita-forces

Hey heyy, V here ☺️

definitely wasn't me, @r1ddl3-m3-th1s @fear-and-riddles is this yours perhaps?

otherwise good luck on your search for the right riddler 🙈💚

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[made-this-cause-why-not]

DC Comics Characters as Mauraders

So this initially stemmed from my bi yearly harlivy brainrot session where I thought "oh my god, Dorcas and Marlene are so Ivy and Harley." Specifically Dark Knights of Steel Harlivy (I would bury an army for you) (In return you will live here with me/ In return you won't fight in the war. This again? This always) . Want me to explain- gladly. Marlene "dive in head first, my blood runs red and gold, if I go, I will drag you to hell with me" McKinnon, working for The Order and thinking "hey this is kinda sketch, I don't know if we can trust Dumbledore" and Dorcas "every acquaintance is a new connection to better myself, killed by Voldemort personally, I will slither on my stomach if it means I can slice as your Achilles tendon and watch you fall" Meadows being the Anti-Heroes needed to end the Voldemort. They know they must fight in the war, they just need to fight on their own side.

And then I thought- why stop at them. So I present, the Mauraders as DC Comics Characters:

Starting off strong, James and Lily as the Iconic Blue Boy Scout and Pulitzer Prize winning Lois Lane. Do I need to explain? The Kal-el is so James/Mirrorball coded, and if James ever became a supe, Lily Evans would be the first to know.

After this, we have Remus and Sirius as Bruce and Selina Kyle. Remus is so Bruce Wayne- an orphan with a bad experience with animals at a young age. Reserved and quiet but a commanding authority figure that eyes turn to in times of need. Like, Remus is so batman but Brucie- oh that all Remu. Remu is a cassanova that everyone has a crush on, the life of the party that drinks iced tea at Gala's and is always limping or wincing over something. Sirius, well for a second I did switch the two and have Sirius be bruce but no, Sirius is so Selina. Sirius steals diamonds from museums, knowing that he has the money and Remus could buy them if he really wanted because "well where's the fun in that Moony." (Sirius has a huge platonic obsession with Superman and when Remus makes the Justice League he is ELATED. He loves going to HQ and telling embarrassing stories to James. He even let it slip that he calls Remus Moony and now all of the Core Members do it too. He loves hates it.) (Also, Sirius is friends with Marlene in any universe and he loves that it annoys Remus a little bit. When Harley/Marlene finally joins the league, they celebrate by breaking into a new art exhibit)

After this we have Pete as Barry "I could have finished this myself but that wouldn't be as fun" Allen. Pete is kinda just at the meetings as a favor to James and doesn't understand why Batman won't just let him take care of the Joker himself. Peter is nice and always a bit confused as to what is going on. Batman used to scare him, but shortly after learning about Moony, the two started bonding over nerdy shit together.

With the Arrowverse being the origins of my love for D.C (yes, I know it isn't comic accurate, but middleschool me loved it so fuck off), I have to make Mary as Dinah. I don't know much about comic accurate Dinah- a problem I plan on rectifying in the future- but her general "I'm done with this shit" vibe is matches Mary "i'm leaving the wizarding world and not turning back".

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Alice and Frank as Hawkman and Hawkgirl

Evan and Barty as Penguin and Riddler (Gotham's Penguin and Batman 2022's Riddler because yes)

Regulus as Jason "Do I look like Batman? Musty Bitch" Todd

[riddlemanreal]

I’m not out to my parents yet, I’m a walking pride flag💀 I literally couldn’t explain my identity to them.

Anyways, here’s a Riddler bi profile pic cause they did something with his bisexuality in the HQ show. I’ll probably post aro, ace, nonbinary and anything if requested.