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milesofstars · 5 months ago
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dont worry about it jason...
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ahfrickenfrick · 3 months ago
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duke: how tf do you know when one of us is doing something vaguely stupid?
dick: it’s my dick tingle
duke: don’t ever say that to me again
dick: :(
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theaceofarrows · 5 months ago
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[Nightwing and Red Hood on a stake out outside a convenience store]
Nightwing: [watching the back] See anything yet?
Red Hood: [watching the front] A lady just bought $75 worth of cookies and two gallons of milk
Nightwing: Wow. Cookie Monster in disguise
Red Hood: Didn't know Cookie was a thirty something year old woman. Very good disguise
Nightwing: That's the point. He hides in plain sight
Red Hood: Sure, if you say so
[Half hour later]
Red Hood: Any changes from your side?
Nightwing: Other than me wanting a cookie? No
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moondustinfj · 4 months ago
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Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!
James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!
James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!
Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!
James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??
Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*
James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU
Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!
James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!
Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!
James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!
Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!
James: SO ARE YOU!
Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??
James:
Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!
James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!
Regulus: WHAT?!?!
James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!
Regulus:
Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*
James *out of breath* : babe..wait..
Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-
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Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn
Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-
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lilislegacy · 13 days ago
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percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night
annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love
grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—
percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—
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aqua-phantasy · 1 year ago
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Oc comic
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hurtspideyparker · 3 months ago
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Tony: Hey no more coffee for you, it'll stunt your growth
Peter: Respectfully Mr. Stark I don't think I'll take your advice for being healthy
Tony: Young man when I was your age—
Peter: You were doing cocaine to fuel your lab binges
Tony: What? No... who told you that
Peter: Rhodey
Tony: Shit
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tacomedli · 2 months ago
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funny caption here
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fox-marauder · 6 months ago
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Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: that's not what i said! Remus: i said you had no nutritional value. because i said i wanted to eat something and you said 'me' Sirius: i have no value :( Remus: NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE Sirius :(
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fandomfloater · 4 months ago
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Kara (sad): Alex, Lena found out I’m supergirl but I think she forgave me after eating me out.
Alex: wtf
Lena (running into the room): CHEWED YOU OUT KARA. CHEWED
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0vergrowngraveyard · 5 months ago
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classic knuckles is bad with kids
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batfamgalore · 1 year ago
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Tim: How’s Dick dealing with the whole getting shot in the head, losing his memories, two of his best friends dying, Alfred dying, and Damian running away?
Jason: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey Dick!
Dick: Yo?
Jason: An asteroid is heading to Earth. Death is imminent.
Dick: (Eating his cereal upside down on the couch) Wig.
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child-of-icarus · 6 months ago
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[studying in the library]
Remus: Potter has asked me to ask you if you’re...
Regulus: If I’m what?
Remus: Single... I told him that I’m not a year three girl passing love notes in transfiguration
Regulus: Well, good
Regulus: Also... I am.
Remus: You’re..?
Regulus: Single. I am single.
Remus: Oh
Regulus: But if Potter wants to ask me out, he can do it himself.
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Remus: Yes but... Who will tell James that?
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floofanflurr · 5 months ago
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have a comic that i never polished up. it’s been sitting in my drafts for at least a month.
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beif0ngs · 2 days ago
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*record scratch* 🎞️ *freeze frame*
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ahfrickenfrick · 7 months ago
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Duke: and then i realized he’s an asshole, and not like how we say jason is an asshole, like a well and true asshole
Jason: …thank you?
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