#bartylus headcanons

[regulusblock]

Bottom Reg hc’s?

REGULUS BLACK BOTTOM HC | +18 ONLY

• Like a big puppy when you first start dating, a lot of play fighting and sexy bites

• He has always had to fight for everything in life, so during sexual relationships he just relaxes and lets the other person command everything

• He likes having his hair pulled and finds the idea of hickeys somewhat sexy during the act.

• Also often wears collars and accessories that highlight his femininity (of which he has a lot)

• (before Barty) he has a clear rule of not sleeping with anyone who is wearing perfume (he has sensitivity to smells and affective memory)

• His favorite position in bed would definitely be on all fours, but Barty and Evan got him hooked on doing it standing up (for a quickie anywhere)

• (in the case of a Regulus ftm) he always prefers to kill him wearing a t-shirt, even after having had a mastectomy

• Their first time when Barty suggested they have a flexible relationship, he panicked and left the boy's dorm and ignored him for weeks after that

• When he was younger, vehemently believed that he would die like a virgin, as he wouldn't have the courage to show his body and scars to anyone (I won't even tell you lol)

• He could cry if he was praised with something like “You do that so well” or “You are so hot” (proven but no details for now)

• And he would actually use some BDSM objects, but prefers to keep it a secret from his boyfriend and Evan for safety

I think that's all for now hahahahah ;P

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus would be the type to write fanfics but completely be in denial about it Like:

Barty: Regulus is writing fanfics again

Regulus: They are not fanfics, I am simply writing some poems and stories about my favorite characters.

Barty: That’s what fanfic means.

Regulus: Shut the fuck up you don’t know shit!

Barty: you make them all gay!

Regulus: THEY ARE GAY IN CANON TOO!!

[chaosgremlinlivinginyourwalls]

regulus blacks real laugh is a snorty giggle and no one can tell me otherwise.

[writtenicarus]

you know, i totally get that people want to stick to regulus being tough and cruel because we have softened him too much, and i agree at the most part, but i also feel like regulus is so sensitive. he was a caring, loving child, the complete opposite of who he became. so within that, if you find a way in, he becomes just as sickenley loving. he cannot bare anything casual. he loves with his whole being. consumes. engulfs. he sleeps with stuffed animals. he needs barty to hold his hand when he panics in class. he is, in the words of mistki, a tall child.

[nixnight4]

I LOVE Black brothers using sign language to communicate with each other, but imagine Black Brothers blinking in Morse code to communicate without being notice by anyone

[moonyandtoasts]

Beauxbâtons Reg 🤍

[a-great-tragedy]

Bartylus but they meet at a psych ward and do arts and crafts together

[conangray-marauders-fest]

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[not-rab]

auror: sit in that chair, we’re going to interrogate you

regulus *whispering*: deny everything

barty *loudly*: that isn’t a chair

[deathnguts]

Marauders era characters and they’re bi/gay awakenings except not all of them are the obvious answer

Sirius: Remus (starting off strong with an obvious answer, god damnit)

Remus: Professor Ferox (I know he isn’t a canon character but his first crush being a cool teacher makes so much sense to me)

James: Frank Longbottom (young James was concerned with two things, and that was quidditch and pranks. Frank Longbottom let them get away with pranks and was captain of the gryffindor quidditch team)

Peter: No one (he’s Aroace to me and simply learned to be annoyed at romantic attraction)

Lily: Pandora (no explanation, simply vibes)

Mary: Lily (no explanation, simply vibes)

Marlene: Mary (fell for her best friend, rookie mistake)

Dorcas: Marlene (fell for a girl who fell for her best friend, rookie mistake)

Pandora: Dorcas (I’ve never actually seen anyone ship them, and I’m not exactly doing that either, but I can see Dorcas being Pandora’a first girl crush out of respect for her as a witch and admiration of her beauty and their friendship)

Evan: Regulus (Barty is the obvious answer but I like rosewater a lot and it makes sense for them to be childhood friends, therefore give Evan time to like Regulus even before they went to hogwarts)

Barty: Regulus (Barty’s brain chemistry was rewired by his love for regulus, even if you choose to believe they’re not endgame. I choose to believe that tho. I’m biased. Fight me.)

Regulus: Remus (hear me out ok, I’ve mentioned this headcanon before but like Remus just has that cool ‘bad’ boy persona with his scars and how quiet he is, combined with how he’s an intellectual and he’s Regulus’ older brother’s friend… as a younger sibling he was cooked from the start)

[your-girl-nina]

Evan : regulus would die for you dude. He's in love with you.

Barty : no ev. Look at him. His depressed ass would die just for the sake of dying.

[d3molition-lov3rs]

dorlene, rosekiller, prongsfoot, bartylus... do i need to go on.

[writtenicarus]

Barty trying to encourage Regulus at the club: cmon shake what your mother gave you

Regulus: *sits down and starts bouncing his leg aggressively*

[v7lgar]

i believe bartylus was really toxic in a way they suffered a lot during it. they had fights, they fucked a lot instead of solving their problems, it was like playing with fire all the time. neither of them win in any argument, they always ended up in bed and it eventually drained them really fast and then they had an awful break up, trying to stay as friends but neither of them was in the right mindset. evan, pandora and dorcas + james played a big role in trying to gain their friendship back. evan was barty's rock whereas james was the person who caught regulus while he was falling in a pit of madness.

james grounded regulus, he taught him how to love and how to talk. he didn't let regulus when he tried to avoid a fight or trying to fuck instead of fighting. he made him sit down and even yelled at him saying "i don't care if you cry or scream at me. you are not leaving this room until we solve this problem." he was persistent, regulus was stubborn as fuck. he didn't think talking would do any good but it did and he saw it. james gained his trust and earned his love bit by bit, he didn't shy away when regulus started shit talking to him to make him give up. he didn't give up, he shout back but he made his point across in the end. the way he never give up on regulus made him stay. regulus learned how to talk, learned to communicate. he learned to show his feelings more and be more open w them. it was hard and maybe it was always going to be hard but it didn't matter. he knew james was there and he was always gonna be there for him.

evan was the best person to heal barty. he was sneaky abt it, he even gaslighted barty into thinking "oh he is just in his usual self, i think i'm changing bcuz i suffered so much" when in fact evan was doing all the work. he knew forcing barty into anything would backfire any minute. he needed his insane friend and he got it. evan was there, in every room he stepped into and every places he went, evan was there and he always had his hand back on his shoulder. barty didn't even realize he was healing, he was learning to talk. evan did the all work yes, but after some time barty started to talk, he started to talk abt the things that mattered, the things that needed to be solved. he needed to move on from the things he held onto, and he did. it was painfully slow, he saw jegulus here and there. he heard abt them getting together and while they were trying to mend their friendship w regulus he still got hurt by them but it didn't stink like it would before. he counted on evan and he become the only clear thing in his crowded mind.

after some time it got better, bartylus got used to see each other w other people. they had to move on from each other, and they did. they couldn't do it together but at some point they still could manage to talk and got their closure. they promised each other they would never harm their friendship and they did that. they survived their relationship.

it was hard but it eventually passed and they moved on

[crescenthistory]

more bartycore

[a-great-tragedy]

Barty crouch jr is the type of man to buy flavored chapstick just to eat it.

Not to apply it, to eat it