#Regulus Black

[corwnvus]

Jegulus sketch

[my-castles-crumbling]

baby - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 355

"Regulus doesn't get embarrassed," Sirius argues, rolling his eyes as he sips his drink. "It's infuriating. As his sibling, it's my job to embarrass him, but he just gets all...huffy and disappointed."

"Well, you are rather disappointing, acting like an idiot," Regulus drawls from his spot on the other side of the loose circle of friends, sending Sirius a smirk.

"But it's inhuman! I mean, I've tried everything! Embarrassing childhood stories, yelling at you in front of a crowd, sex jokes, everything!" Sirius whines, leaning into Remus's side dramatically.

"It's true," Barty nods emphatically. "I don't think I've ever once seen him blush. Even that time I gave him a lap dance during breakfast! It's like he's made of stone or something." He grins for a moment, "Or maybe he liked it."

"I certainly didn't like that," Regulus snorts. "I just didn't care. You were the one being obnoxious, not me. I'm not going to be embarrassed by your antics, that's your job."

But James decides he needs to set the record straight. Because Regulus certainly does blush. "I'm sorry, but Regulus blushes all the time!" he says loudly, grinning at bit as everyone looks at him.

"James," Regulus hisses, immediately frowning, looking like he wants to kill him. "No, I do not."

Sirius, however, is grinning from ear to ear. "Oh? What gets Ickle Reggie to blush, then?"

And, spurred on by the challenge, James crawls slowly over to Regulus, who is giving him a death glare, and leans to whisper in his ear, making sure to speak so quietly nobody can hear him.

"Hi, baby," he murmurs lowly, allowing his breath to tickle Regulus's skin. "You look gorgeous today."

The effect of the pet name is instantaneous. Immediately, Regulus turns bright red and lets out a little noise, stammering as he looks down to the floor. James laughs as he pulls back, grinning triumphantly, and Sirius yells out, "What did you say to him?"

But he'll never tell. "Nothing," James grins, already heading back to where he was sitting, enjoying the fact that he's the only one that can make Regulus Black blush.

[bbqeveningsss]

Sirius doesn’t feel sad, he just feels empty. His little star just burst.

(my art)

[arcturism]

college au where regulus is absolutely awful at math and goes to the library every day trying to study with no success.

one day, after a coffee break, he goes back to his desk only to find mocking and kinda flirty notes (but with the right answers!) all over his books. this thing keeps happening at least twice a week and every time the notes are more flirtatious and regulus will never admit it but he likes it a bit too much.

so he starts writing short answers on his own book, effectively starting a very non conventional conversation with the mysterious person who keeps entertaining him.

imagine his surprise when one day during his break the coffee shop is closed and he goes back to the library only to find soccer team captain james potter writing on his book with a minecraft pencil.

[hedonisticeiram]

The brain rot is so bad all I can't think of is Reg in animagus form in front of James.

Regulus: "this is the skin of a killer James"

James: 😂 " Darling your beautiful"

Source: poeticalphotos

[my-castles-crumbling]

ear - @rosekillermicrofic - slightly nsfw - word count: 206

"Reg," Barty whined, slamming his books down on his bed. "Please kill me."

"Gladly," Regulus mumbled, not looking up from his sketch. "I don't even need a reason, just hand me the knife."

"Oh, a knife. Kinky," Barty replied, grinning and bounding into Regulus's bed. "Don't you want to hear why I need to be murdered?"

"Not partic-"

"Rosier. Our Evan Rosier. My Rosie. Pierced his ear," he sighed, sprawling over Regulus's legs, ignoring the other boy's hiss of complaint. "I never knew how much I liked piercings, Reg. Not until now."

"You have a million piercings, Barty. Of course you like them," Regulus muttered, sending him a death glare.

"Right, I like them," Barty nodded reasonably. "But now...I like them," he said, grinning and waggling his eyebrows at Regulus, who scoffed. "What do you suppose will happen if I just....bite his ear? Is that something friends do, d'you reckon? That's okay, right? Just a little bite, maybe I'll suck on it for a-"

"I'm going to the library. Don't follow me or I'll hex you," Regulus interrupted, shoving Barty off and striding toward the door.

And Barty just stayed there, laying on Regulus's bed, staring at the ceiling and imagining that tiny piercing, mouth watering.

[ecstarry]

regulus who sends the most normal and natural pics of him throughout the day to james and james just absolutely losing it every single time as if it was the first time he’s seeing regulus

[thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint]

REGGIE??????????

— unknown

[noblehouseofgay]

Remus: tell me why-

James: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: tell me why I just found a slytherin tie in your bed James

Sirius: WHAT

James:

James:

James: *runs*

Sirius: YOU LITTLE-

[my-castles-crumbling]

discuss - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 348

"Padfoot, what the fuck is this?" James asked, sighing as he entered the empty classroom he'd been led to by a cryptic noted signed with a pawprint.

"This, my dear Prongs, is the most important class I shall ever teach!" Sirius announced from the front of the room.

"The only class he'll ever teach," Peter murmured from one of the desks, where he had his feet kicked up.

"Save all questions until the end, please!" Sirius said dramatically, waving his hands all around.

James took a breath, staring at the chalkboard. There, scribbled in Sirius's handwriting, were two titles: Things regarding dating Reggie that James may discuss and Things regarding dating Reggie that James may never, ever, EVER talk about again EVER.

"So we're here to talk about prank ideas then?" he quipped, sliding into a seat and grinning.

Remus, who was sitting at the teacher's desk, chuckled. Sirius, however, looked scandalized. "Mister Potter, don't make me take points from Gryffindor!" he admonished.

"Yes, Professor Black," James smirked.

"Now Class," Sirius said, giving James a stern look. "This is very important. Because some of you seem to be under the impression that since I have accepted this new relationship, you can talk about whatever you want, so-"

"But I already have some questions. Under the things James can talk about side, you have 'hand holding.' What if the hands are holding other body parts besides hands? Because I've found that Regulus is very good at using his hands to-" James started in, a shit-eating grin on his face.

"Absolutely not!" Sirius yelled, grabbing a piece of chalk and circling 'hand holding,' drawing an arrow to move it to the other side.

"What about 'Reggie's arse?'" James continued, causing both Remus and Peter to let out shocked laughs. "It's not on either list. Can I...?"

"No!" Sirius grimaced, adding it to the appropriate side.

Then, Remus spoke, grinning from ear to ear. "Can I talk about Regulus's arse? It is rather ni-"

And Sirius banged his head against the chalkboard, whimpering to himself. "I hate you all," he muttered.

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[musichooman]

white streak hair + regulus = canon

Mostly a fit study but also a contribution to white streak!regulus because I’m obsessed

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[mrmumus]

Mimidos