#bali vegan

[cruella-devegan]

Prima Warung Pure Vegetarian / Ubud, Bali, Indonesia

Nasi campur with red rice, gado gado, sweet corn fritter, satay, tempeh, sambal and pumpkin soup

[poleriri]

[wikipediapictures]

Meat alternative

“Sandwich made of tempe, eaten at the Juice ja Cafe in Ubud in Bali, Indonesia.” - via Wikimedia Commons

[vegan-nom-noms]

Klepon (Also known as Onde Onde in Malaysia and Singapore) 

[morethansalad]

Sayur Lodeh (Vegan Indonesian Vegetable Soup)

[kabukirune]

Why Bali Body 1 Hour Express Tan - Ultra Dark Should Be Your Go-To Tanning Product

[albonium]

I'm at ginko a vegan place and the very loud american girls next to me are talking about travelling the world and taking planes 💀

[herzchentestet]

··· ฬERBUNG ︙PRODUKTTEST ··· TEAYA - TASE MY WORLD (E.2)/FRANCE/NORWAY @teaya_tee Ich Liebe Tee! & ich Liebe schon immer die Teesorten, die andere eher weniger bevorzugen! Ich habe bisher keine Sorten der Marke getrunken & freue mich umso mehr, dass ich bei dem Produkttest dabei sein darf! Gestern kam das Testpaket, welches ich euch mal kurz vorstelle: DIE SORTEN NOWAY - ⏰10-15 MIN ZIEHZEIT "Unberührte Natur, endlose Weiten, das atemberaubende Farbenspiel zwischen Fjells & Fjorden, der intensive Duft der Wälder nach einem kurzen, aber heftigen Sommergewitter, die frisch zubereiteten Waffeln danach & ganz viel Gemütlichkeit – das ist Norwegen für mich. & an all das denke ich, wenn ich diesen Tee genieße. Nimm einen Schluck und genieße mein Norwegen…" Bio-Früchtetee mit Schwarzen Johannisbeeren, Hagebutte & Kiefernsprossen ZUTATEN: Apfel*, Hibiskusblüten*, Hagebutte* (18%), Zitronenmelisse*, Kiefernsprossen* (8%), Schwarze Johannisbeeren* (8%), natürliches Schwarze Johannisbeeraroma, Buchublätter*, Süßholzwurzel*, süße Brombeerblätter*, natürliches Kiefernnadelaroma, natürliches Heidelbeeraroma Hagebutte Von Kindern & Jugendlichen gerne als Basis für Juckpulver verwendet, schmecken diese Früchte aufgrund ihres hohen Gehalts an Vitamin C intensiv sauer und dennoch angenehm fruchtig. Kiefernsprosse Kiefernsprossen im Tee? Unbedingt! Schließlich verleihen sie dem Tee nicht nur eine etwas herbe Note, sondern sollen auch bei Atemwegserkrankungen & -entzündungen helfen. Schwarze Johannesbeere Die schwarze Johannisbeere gilt als absolutes Superfood. Bis zu viermal mehr Vitamin C als in der gleichen Menge Zitrone stecken in diesen kleinen Vitaminbomben. .... weiterlesen könnt ihr hier: https://herzchentestet.blogspot.com/2023/02/lass-uns-eine-aromatische-tee-reise.html Habt ihr schon Sorten probiert ? Wer darf mittesten ?? #africa #bali #bio #Botschafterin #food #foodblogger #france #norway #produkt #produkttest #tastemyworld2 #tea #teaya #teayaprodukttest #teayatee #tee #testpaket #vegan #instafood #insta #instagood #teatime (hier: Wilhelmstadt, Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoPdCKmtQ3y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[clawknife]

FUNALLY GOT HER LORE DONE !1!1!1!1

Dnc or whatever idk

RAHH

Retro Candi

Phighting OC

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Phighter type: NPC

DOB: October 18th

Age: 29

Pronouns: She/Her

Color: Mix of blue, purple, green, pink

Occupation: Candy shop Owner (current), test subject (not a job ik shut up)(Previous)

Faction: Black rock(Previous) Crossroads (Currently)

Gear: Retro Candy

Family: Sparkles (Long Distance cousins)

Conditions: Hypoglycemia, Anger issues

Height: 5’7

Theme song(s): Pop Rocks by Cherry Hencefox, Electrical by bali baby, Hello Kitty by Jazmin Bean

Animal relation: Bee

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Appearance:

Im lazy iaint writing all that rn go check older posts

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Function within the game:

Retro Candi in game is a Candy shop owner, located near the other shops such as Pwantious, Traffic, and etc. When entering the shop, you would see her behind the counter in an idle animation,

Clicking X—The dialogue you’d get if it was your first would be

'Oh? New face? Welcome in! Name’s Retro Candi, looking for a treat?'

Clicking X again, you’d receive a candy. These candies serve as buffs when in Phighting matches, only one can be used at a time though.

These buffs can range from speed, Strength, shield, and health.

Entering her shop any other time, you receive a vary of lines.

These candies cost about 100 bux, and is somewhat luck of the draw when it comes to duration.

Retro Candi will call you out if you buy over 20 in a row or if you start spam buying.

(other dialogues are located in dialogues🤯)

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Personality:

Retro Candi is a snappy yet ‘happy’ individual, she can be seen as passive aggressive and a but rude to others, often being very sarcastic and teasing. Being a bit hot tempered when it comes to certain things, she’s not easily offended not frightened but she can be quite to anger.

She can be very vulgar if she wanted to.

Befriending her would take some time, and a lot of belittling.

She attempts to be polite behind the counter but when she’s not working, she definitely will not care if you’re butt hurt.

Retro Candi can be seen as snarky and humorous, overall someone with a strong personality—Not a pushover for sure.

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Background:

Retro Candi grew up in Black rock, and often had a hard time finding food. Often having to steal whatever she could, and had many encounters of her blood sugar levels dropping drastically. regularly pranking Biografts as well. Being a bit of a trouble maker as a kid, and causing the company minor problems. She was never a big threat, until she had taken a prank too far on one of Black rock’s higher ups—being taken into the lab’s custody(Basically kidnapped).

Later being forced to work under them, having her mind altered and basically used as a sort of dummy to test out how long a phighter could go without certain things and such, such as starvation and sleep.

Around the age of 27, she finally managed to get away, and completely started a new life for herself, moving to cross roads and thus opening her shop to help her cope and forget everything of her past.

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Likes: Candy, Sugar, cooking/baking, bux(who doesn’t), prefers being alone, a select few phighters, regulars at her shop, dogs, dancing, bees(?)

Dislikes: Salty things, her shop being crowded, licorice, being told to calm down, meat(Shes not a vegan🌸), Black rock, Biografts(there are exceptions), her past and or speaking of it

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Other:

Retro Candi is based off of those diners who are hired to be passive aggressive to the customers, in like a funny way. Though with Retro she 100% means it.

Retro has a frenemy relation with Slingshot and his cafe, the twi being friendly competitors—sometimes Retro taking it too far sometimes.

If a Biograft were to enter her shop, she would start vulgarly shouting at it and kick it out harshly.

Her personality is targeted to be like mean pinkie pie

Retro always carries a taser on her and or pepper spray

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Dialogues:

First meeting -

'Oh? New face? Welcome in! Name’s Retro Candi, looking for a treat?'

Anything after (For any other phighter that isn’t from Black Rock)-

'Hey hey, come to look at the selection?'

'Got quite a sweet tooth if you keep coming here, don’t you?'

'Welcome in! I don’t do samples.'

'Wanna a treat for your next match? Just try not to crash out.'

Entering in as Subspace/HyperLaser -

'…'

'Oh. 100 bux for candy, take it and leave.'

'Ew…' (Subspace only)

Entering in as Biograft -

'GET THE HELL OUT.'

'NO.'

'GET OUT YOU PIECE OF SHEET METAL.'

If you buy over 20 candies at a time —

'Uhh… Spending 2000? Do you not have anything else better to use that on?'

'Slow down—you’re gonna end up like—never mind.'

'Good swords…'

'I mean ay, I’m getting paid.'

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Main Relationships:

Slingshot —

Frenemies, respects his skills and finds him to be a cool individual

Subspace —

Dislikes him heavily

Hyperlaser —

Dislikes him mildly

Medkit —

Mutual

Boombox —

Friends, likes when he comes in to play music

Traffic —

Smoking buddies, Retro and Traffic sometimes smoke together(Retro somewhat a stoner when she not working)

Zuka —

Enjoys his company, feels like they have a connection in a way

Broker —

Finds him hella creepy, has spotted him outside Slingshot’s cafe but hasn’t said anything

Vinestaff —

Thinks she nice, the two really only talk when Shuriken’s around

Shuriken —

Good friends, bonded over their thievery(only time retro talks about her past), though despite them being friends she will not give him coupons

Ribbon/Bitty —

Had her outfit designed by him, the two are mutual but she’s skeptical about Bitty, doesn’t hate her though because shes ‘cute’

Ghost deeri —

Friends, she and her just weirdly get along

[cruella-devegan]

Alchemy / Ubud, Bali, Indonesia

Crime scene ice cream sundae with chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, crushed alligator, cool whip and chocolate sauce

[blubushie]

How much would someone have to pay you for you to eat vegan food

I'll eat vegan food as long as it's not tofu, cuz I can't stand the texture. Or avocado, cuz I can't stand the texture. Or any kinda fake meat cuz so far every fake meat I've tried has been fucken horrendous.

Mate of mine back home is Hindu so he chooses not to eat meat (as far as I know the only thing Hindus aren't supposed to eat is beef, but vegetarianism is praised still, so he's a vegetarian). I was over at his place once for a footy game and helped him make this lentil curry? He used coconut milk (or cream? I don't remember) and omitted certain spices so my white arse could eat it and oh my god. It was incredible. I love that shit. 10/10

When I was in Bali I bought a coconut and watched the vendor hack the fuck out of it like an expert and drank the water inside. It was good and I ended up asking him where coconut milk comes from. Honestly I felt dumb asking, because I figured it was a very White Tourist question to ask, but he seemed very excited to tell me about the wonders of milking coconuts so I chilled for a bit and we chatted about it. Turned out he sold all kinds of coconut related foods, but tourists only ever really buy the coconut water? So he had me try serundeng (literally had to just Google "sauteed coconut" to remember what it's called) over sticky rice. Then he pointed me to a vendor down the street who sold nasi jinggo, and that one also had me try urab, and then he pointed me to a bloke what suggested tipat cantok, so I spent an evening just walking around Ubud eating incredible Balinese food. I'm pretty sure they were having a lend of me to increase their mate's profits but I don't care, the food was fucken worth it.

[trippingbit]

Skyrocket Your Social Media Posts

Hashtags. Those little # symbols are everywhere, but are they really that important? Absolutely. If you’re not using hashtags correctly on your social media posts, you’re missing out on huge opportunities for growth, engagement, and visibility. Here’s why they matter and how you can take advantage of their power with the right strategy.

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Think of hashtags as the GPS of social media. They help people find content that’s relevant to their interests, much like a search engine for social platforms. When you use the right hashtags, your posts don’t just sit in your followers’ feeds — they get discovered by potential new followers, customers, or fans who are actively searching for content just like yours.

Using hashtags strategically can turn a post that might get 10 likes into one that gets 100, or even 1,000. That’s the kind of impact hashtags can have.

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There are millions of posts made every single day on platforms like Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok. Without hashtags, your post is like a needle in a haystack. Hashtags increase the chances of your content getting in front of people who care about what you’re sharing.

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It’s not just about slapping a few popular hashtags on your post and calling it a day. You need to be strategic. There’s a balance between popular and niche hashtags. Popular hashtags, like #love or #instagood, may have millions of posts under them, which means your post could get buried quickly. On the other hand, niche hashtags target a specific audience, but they’re easier to stand out in. The magic happens when you combine both.

For example, if you’re posting about vegan food, you might want to use broad hashtags like #vegan, but also mix in more specific ones like #plantbasedrecipes or #veganeats. This combination gives you the best of both worlds — wider visibility through popular hashtags, and deeper engagement through more niche tags.

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To make this process easier, there are tools that can help you choose the best hashtags for your content. One option is Hashtag Generator, a mobile app available on both Google Play and the Apple App Store. Hashtag Generator suggests relevant hashtags based on your content, helping you to reach a larger and more engaged audience without spending hours researching.

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Let’s consider a practical example. Suppose you’re a travel blogger posting about your latest trip to Bali. Instead of manually typing in hashtags like #travel or #Bali, using an app like Hashtag Generator could suggest a range of more specific and relevant tags, such as #BaliTravel, #DigitalNomad, #BaliBeaches, or even #IslandLife. This helps you tap into a more targeted audience that’s likely to engage with your post.

This strategy isn’t limited to Instagram. Twitter hashtags are equally powerful, especially during live events or trending topics. TikTok, with its viral nature, can take one well-placed hashtag and turn your video into a sensation overnight. The key across platforms is using the right hashtags that match your content and audience.

Conclusion: Why Hashtags Are Essential

If you’ve been posting on social media without focusing on hashtags, now is the time to start. Hashtags are essential to getting your content noticed in the crowded world of social media. They increase your visibility, engage your audience, and ultimately grow your following.

To maximize your results, using a tool like Hashtag Generator can be helpful in simplifying the process of finding the right hashtags. With carefully selected hashtags, you’ll boost your chances of reaching a wider audience, gaining more engagement, and ultimately, growing your presence across social media platforms.

[morethansalad]

Bali Mango Dragon Fruit Smoothie (Vegan)

[kabukirune]

Bali Body Self Tanning Milk: Skincare Meets Self-Tan

[maashaktibali]

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[quinnlarrabee]

Are you a vibe?

If listening is more your vibe, feel free to play the audio recording of this post:

Who hasn’t stared into the mirror after a long night in Williamsburg, Silver Lake, or Hackney, wiped from their left nostril a light dusting of powder that they hadn’t noticed in dim candle lighting, and asked themself, “am I a vibe?” Other than getting an invitation to a private play party, there is no greater achievement for younger, nomadic residents of California, the Northeast (except Boston), and bits of Europe who have joined the 1% through family money or the proceeds of a company acquisition and consider themselves polyamorous and spiritual – let’s call them Spiritual Poly Rich Millennials, or SPRM – than being called a vibe. Having a fellow SPRM call you a vibe is a life affirmation nonpareil. It means that you have achieved a unique frequency that people want to tune into, an energy that others strive to emulate, and a social media presence that people high-key stalk. Because none of these are quantifiable metrics (except looking at who has viewed your stories, which is not a vibe), and because one must be called a vibe by someone else who is universally agreed to a vibe, it’s hard to know your score on the vibe-o-meter. I’m going to help you determine for yourself your exact caliber of vibe and even help you optimize your vibe, because anxiously waiting for your vibe coronation is not a vibe. 

You may be wondering what exactly a vibe (vīb, noun) is. 

Despite the efforts of other publications to intellectualize and politicize its meaning, there is no concrete definition of a vibe, but when ~vibes~ (vībs, plural noun) are present, people feel that the odds are high of having sex with one or more people they have just met. ~Vibes~ can be created any time of day and anyplace in the world (except Boston), and ~vibes~ can be generated by a combination of candles, expensive functional elixirs that don’t actually function, bland vegan food decorated with edible flowers, deep house music that originates from someone wearing a flat-brimmed hat pressing a button on an Apple laptop, the stench scent of palo santo, and gratuitously sincere connection activities, such as staring into a total stranger’s pupils for a literally eye watering amount of time. The vibe of any location (except Boston) can be elevated when the majority of people are dressed in capes, kimonos, or culturally appropriated ethnic clothing that makes white people look like they shopped at Goodwill in a foreign country, because United1 lost their luggage, which is still covered in Playa dust. 

There are certain experiences where the vibe is likely to be particularly high or low. For example:

~Vibes~ are high at Brooklyn floor parties. ~Vibes~ are low at Midtown happy hours.

~Vibes~ are high at European football games. ~Vibes~ are low at American football games.

~Vibes~ are high in Southern Europe. ~Vibes~ are low in Northern Europe (except Copenhagen). 

~Vibes~ are high on the Upper West Side. ~Vibes~ are low on the Upper East Side. 

~Vibes~ are high in Topanga. ~Vibes~ are low in Calabasas. 

~Vibes~ are high in the Apple store. ~Vibes~ are low at the Samsung store.

~Vibes~ are high at Torrisi. ~Vibes~ are low at Carbone.

~Vibes~ are high at the new La Guardia Airport. ~Vibes~ are low at LAX. 

~Vibes~ are high in a bathtub. ~Vibes~ are low in a shower (unless it’s an outdoor rain shower in Bali and you’re on molly).

~Vibes~ are high when you’re summering. ~Vibes~ are low when you’re “on vacation.” 

~Vibes~ are high after a bump of K. ~Vibes~ are low after a shot of Jaeger. 

~Vibes~ are high on Delta. 1~Vibes~ are low on United. 

With these inanimate examples as the foundation of your vibe education, let’s progress to notable people who are a vibe and vibe-nots:

The Dalai Llama is a vibe. Deepak Chopra is not a vibe. 

RBG was a vibe. Amy Coney Barrett is not a vibe. 

Tommy Lee Jones is a vibe. Tommy Lee is not a vibe. 

Albert Einstein was a vibe. Robert Oppenheimer was not a vibe. 

Haruki Murakami is a vibe. Stephen King is not a vibe. 

Ai Weiwei is a vibe. Damien Hirst is not a vibe. 

Venus Williams is a vibe. Serena Williams is not a vibe.

Han Solo is a vibe. Luke Skywalker is not a vibe. 

David Remnick is a vibe. Anna Wintour is not a vibe. 

Art Garfunkel is a vibe. Paul Simon is not a vibe.

Cockatoos are a vibe. Parrots are not a vibe.

Oprah Winfrey is a vibe. Ellen DeGeneres is not a vibe. 

Johnny Cash was a vibe. Garth Brooks is not a vibe. 

Johannes Brahms was a vibe. Pyotr Tchaikovsky was not a vibe.

Barack Obama is a vibe. Actually Barack Obama is the only living politician who is a vibe.  

Sergey Brin is a vibe. Elon Musk is not a vibe.

Queen Elizabeth was a vibe. King Charles is not a vibe.  

By now many of you are probably wondering, “am I vibe?” 

If you have to ask, you are probably not a vibe. Most people who are a vibe were born a vibe – with a vibe trust fund, so to speak, or endowed with vibes through vibe nepotism (vibepotism), only vibes are usually passed on from the maternal side, like Judaism, which is a vibe. There are, however, things you can do to improve your intrinsic vibe. 

Some people need only a bit of tuning to become a vibe, and others require an entire vibe overhaul. For example, if you are a hedge fund manager living on the Upper East Side who spends summer weekends in East Hampton, goes to St Tropez for New Years and Aspen for a week in late February, shops at Vineyard Vines, considers a four-day weekend of golfing at Shadow Creek and strippers in Vegas with HBS buddies a good time, and will quietly vote for Trump in 2024, it will take extreme measures for you to have even the slightest chance of becoming a vibe. These measures would include quitting your job, doing a 2-year silent vipassana, attending every regional Burn in the world for three years, getting a masters in sustainable agriculture, adopting a three-legged rescue cat, learning to surf blindfolded, becoming pansexual, suffering from and recovering from a mild meth addiction, and moving to a communal fruit farm in Topanga. 

You must frame the process of becoming a vibe as less of an end and more of a means to an end. Think of it like physical fitness (which is a vibe), where training is the means and activities that require fitness are the end. Once you have achieved the means of being a vibe, the end is getting away with openly dating a lot of people at once even if they are not polyamorous, being entirely hosted at all manner of costly experiences (e.g., Burning Man, the US Open, and peak experience trips), and getting tagged in Instagram stories even if you are not in the photo in the hopes that you will re-share the story to elevate the vibe of the person who originally shared the story. Note that you will not re-share the story, because that’s not a vibe.

Like fitness, becoming a vibe is a long, slow process. For example, if you were to try to do an ironman triathlon (which is not a vibe) without any training, you would definitely lose and probably die. Attempting to accumulate a vibe too quickly will reveal you as someone who is trying to be a vibe, and the appearance of trying is antithetical to being a vibe. Foundational to becoming and staying a vibe is not giving a fuck about being a vibe. If this seems counterintuitive, you will never be a vibe. 

Now that you have a baseline understanding of what a vibe is and can associate ~vibes~ with a variety of experiences, places, and famous people, you are ready to discover your own personal level of vibe. To facilitate this important leap of self-awareness, I have created a vibe-rater. Use it on yourself, or use it on a friend. 

Does a semi circle form around you at parties (before everyone sits on the floor)? Yes: +1, No: -1 

2. Can you single handedly initiate a cuddle puddle? Yes: +7, No: 0

3. Are you sat at the end of a table at dinner parties? Yes: +3, No: +1 (for being invited at all)

4. Are you often made a co-host of a party even if you aren’t paying for it, doing any work to prepare for it, or providing any kind of tangible value? Yes: +13, No: 0

5. you on the permanent GA list at Gospel after going 3 or more times? Yes: +1, No: 0

6. Are you on the permanent GA list at Gospel but you have never once been to Gospel? Yes: +11, No: 0

7. Which text you are more likely to receive? “Are you around?” +3, “Are you in town?” +8

8. Has the date of a party ever been changed because you are not in town? Yes: +6, No: 0

9. Do people ask if you have a dealer in random foreign countries? Yes: +12, No: +12

10. Do people ask what fragrance you’re wearing when you aren’t wearing anything? Yes: +4, No: 0

11. Do people ask what fragrance you’re wearing when you’re wearing Baccarat Rouge 540? Yes: -54. This is a trick question. Baccarat Rouge is not a vibe.

12. Do people you don’t even follow watch your stories on the reg? Yes: +2, No: 0, I don’t know: +15

13. What is your text / DM response time?

1 second: 0

1 minute: +1

5 - 15 mins: +2

15 - 60 mins: +3

1+ hour: +4

1+ day: +10

14. What is your attachment style? Anxious: +2Avoidant: +9Secure: 0Anxious avoidant: +10

15. How many DJs phone numbers do you have under their real name? None: +6 One: +2 Two: +4 Three: +6 Four: +10 Five or more: -10 (you are a club promoter) 

16. Are you a DJ?Yes: +5No: +10

17. Do you have “a fund”?Yes: -3, No: 0

18. Where do you summer?

In the US: +2

In Europe: -1 (summering only in Europe = new money)

Europe in July, US in August: +12

Summer is not a verb: -12

19. How many times can you say you’re not going to Burning Man and people still totally know that you’re definitely going to Burning Man?

Once: +1

Twice: +5

Thrice: +15

Four times: +30

Five or more: -30 (you are Eric Schmidt, and the people who are asking are your second-string girlfriends)

20. Do people ask you to DJ when you don’t actually know how to DJ and have never had any kind of DJ training other than creating a Spotify playlist?Yes: +20, No: 0

21. Where do you live?

Please refer to the National Vibe Distribution map for scoring if you are American (if you are a New Yorker, you are not American – skip to #22), and the Global Vibe Distribution map if you pay 80% tax and drive a weird version of the cars we have here. Note: anyone living in Lisbon for the vanity passport and tax evasion who isn’t Portuguese gets -10.

If you live in NYC, use this more nuanced map, which shows Vibe Distribution by neighborhood:

22. Has anyone ever given you a vinyl record as a gift without knowing you have a record player?Yes: +5, No: 0

23. Do you go to Barry’s Bootcamp?Yes: -18, No: +20

24. Did you dress up for Halloween? Yes: +15, No: 20

25. Where do you keep your party costumes?I just order shit from Amazon and then throw it out the next day: -20In a drawer: +5In an entire dedicated closet: +8People just give me stuff to wear: +10

26. Are you 100% straight?Yes: -15, No: +15

27. How many plants do you have?None: -12One: +6Two to six: +12Seven or more: -20 (you are agoraphobic)

28. Do people often ask you if you got a haircut when you haven’t gotten a haircut remotely recently?Yes: +2, No: 0

29. Do designers ask you to wear their clothing?Yes: +5, No: 0

30. Do designers pay you to wear their clothing?Yes: -15, No: +20

31. Do you wear sunglasses at night?

Yes: -8 No: +8 So I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines: +30

Corey Hart was a vibe, RIP J/k he’s fine, but he’s Canadian so..

32. Do you have an aquarium? Yes: -20, No: +20

33. Do you do yoga? Yes: +5, No: 0

34. Do you talk about yoga?Yes: -50, No: +15

35. Are you vegan? Yes: -75, No: +20

36. Do you work?Yes: -3, No: -8, “I have projects”: +10

37. Do you own more than once vest?Yes: -30, No: 0

38. Are you a subscriber?Yes: +30, No: -100

Did you actually add all of this up? Yes: -30, No: +30

Should you feel drawn to vibe coaching to improve your score, I am available at the rate of $1,100 per hour.