Bai lan (let it rot) but why tho? I mean I get it damn the man!! and all but why Bai lan?
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🎵 “Who is that bird I sea, staring straight back at me?” 🎵
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Yin Yu: There are five people and three chairs. What will you do?
• The heaven officials:
Lan Qianqiu and Xie Lian: Get two more chairs
Shi Quingxuan: Cut each chair in half to make 6
Mu Quing: Tell them to get their own chairs
Feng Xin, fearfully: Are there women among them?
Pei Ming: The women can sit on my lap
Quan Yizhen: You only need one chair to beat them all with
Shi Wudu: Force them all to sit on the floor
Jun Wu: Natural selection. Make them fight for their seat
• The ghost kings:
Hua Cheng: Ignore them if it's not related to gege
He Xuan: Feed them to his fishes
Bai Wuxiang: Kill five people
• Not belonging anywhere:
Qi Rong: Eat them all and hog the chairs
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I translated it into English, but my English is not very good. I used a translator. There may be translation errors. Please excuse me.˃ʍ˂ ˃ʍ˂ ˃ʍ˂
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