new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
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Ancient vampires forgetting that humans actually gain weight when you feed them on a diet of almost nothing but cake because they enjoy sweeter blood and getting awfully surprised when their favourite cattle waddles into their quarters after sunset unable to fit into their clothes anymore.
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would y’all believe that i have to go to [redacted] tomorrow on a business trip at 4:30 am to pick up and ensure the safe delivery of $172,000 worth of art to my museum ???? would you believe me if i told you i found out just monday afternoon that i was going for sure ?????
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hello today I bring you a Souyo test doodle
I just wanted to draw them in different clothes but I like how it turned out kinda so :3
please ignore yosukes leg. I don't know what happened.
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Also here’s a funny picture of my cat from today
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I’m generally a peaceful person. But I do think that something unspeakable should happen to whoever decided to remove all of the handles from the paper bags at the grocery store
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It's a shame Misako's writing in the first few seasons was dogshit, bc she has one of the coolest concepts for a character I can think of
Like, she's a mortal woman who fell in love with a ~1000 year old demigod who has been cursed to fall to evil since he was a child, and her son is the chosen one destined to face her husband, his own father, in a duel to the death that will decide the fate of the world, and when she learns about her son's fate, she tries to find a way around destiny.
That's such a cool idea for a character!!!
But then the writers decided to take this super interesting idea for a character, and only use her for exposition and a shitty love triangle between her husband of several decades and his brother.
I'd say I haven't seen a character with such good potential be so wasted by the show their in since Adrien Agreste, but at least his bad writing hasn't made him the punching bag for 95% of the ML fandom
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what they don't tell you about outfit world is that when you're not wearing the outfit you have to. put it. somewhere. and that space is. limited.
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Another finished tote bag! The ravens, starry wolf, and dragon fabrics are @firesidetextiles fabric
The duck cloth is more of a teal my phone just will not photograph it correctly when the dragon is in the picture? Idk why
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