#buuuuuuuut turns out feeding from the tummy makes vampires gain weight >:3
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Ancient vampires forgetting that humans actually gain weight when you feed them on a diet of almost nothing but cake because they enjoy sweeter blood and getting awfully surprised when their favourite cattle waddles into their quarters after sunset unable to fit into their clothes anymore.
#esmes lood writings#they try biting and feeding from a love handle out of curiosity and get absolutely hooked on the feeling#they immediately fatten up the rest of their blood bags#buuuuuuuut turns out feeding from the tummy makes vampires gain weight >:3
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