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Husbando of the day goes to Tyki Mikk from the anime D.gray-man.
Tyki is one of those characters that’s supposed to be a villain, but all you see is a walking hottie. Not only is this man strong and powerful, but he’s handsome as hell. Those butterflies aren’t the only tease I see.
He could reach in and rip my heart out if he wanted to, as long as he promised to keep it.
#fictional crushes#anime crush#boyfriend#husbando#anime love#anime#anime boy#monster boyfriend#anime boyfriend#d.gray man#tyki mikk#appreciation post#villain#bag guy#bad boy#dangerous#crushing#crush#sexy anime boy#crushposting#fictional man#hot anime man#dgm tyki#Tyki#dangerous man#d.grayman hallow#i’m a simp#simp#simping#my crush
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I made another one. Sorry guys.
#pokemon#art#my art#unholy grab bag of guys#smeargle#pokemon oc#smeargle oc#pkmn art#oc art#oc#crusty the smeargle#sweaty the absol#critdraws#they fill me with emotions that i can not describe#fear? revulsion? joy???#anyways crusty can have an airsack as a treat#when it deflates it sounds like a whiney train horn#or a very big bike honk
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hanging on the edge of tomorrow!!!!!
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#can i call it sonadow if theyre just next to each other.. rofl#sonic art incoming... ive been wanting to draw these lil dudes again since forever#making bags/charms/prints of these#keep a lookout for the other guys :-)
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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.
So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.
The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:
She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)
It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.
Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")
Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.
I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.
TLDR: Based.
#we dont have to get into the fact that most prisons fail to provide bare necessities to inmates because you make more money that way#thats not what the post is about#it is frankly baffling to me that the orange wet bag somehow referenced an actual policy stance#i wasnt aware he knew how to do that#fox news had covered it the morning of the debate so i guess thats how i found out about it#but i didnt know he knew how to read#transgender#transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison#politics#us politics#kamala harris#election 2024#queer#trans#ramble#still think that one guy in my comments was a bot tho lmao#better a bot than this stupid#long post#go vote#vote blue#register to vote#vote so we can have transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison
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Ultimate gay ally Sherman T Potter
#bj's facial journey in the background really adds to the whole thing#radar o'reilly#sherman potter#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mash 4077#(context is that four guys kicked him out of a jeep and ended up knocking around his duffel bag until the jar of perfume inside smashed)
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#if theres one thing ex buzzfeed employees are going to do its fumble the bag#not safiya though yall bois stay safe#watcher#try guys#safiya nygaard#my posts
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The way they both fumbled makes me giggle
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy art#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy main character#ominis gaunt#ominis x mc#ominis gaunt x mc#tiars art#she rlly loses all senses when she hears 5000g#tbf is she rlly losing for kissing the cute guy she likes for money like okay girl go get that bag#this also has nothing to do with the (canon) timeline i just wanted to draw something funny#enjoy the fluff while you can tho....... it won't last very long......#comic
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Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity
#im lying when i said no bitches cz zosan are literally there btw#but im not kidding when i say Luffy's “blood is also water right?” lives in my head rent-free#man i really gotta channel my inner alabasta Luffy guys im not kidding#got my cuntiest pair of high heels im abt to get that bag#queued cz im catching some snooze#one piece luffy#straw hat luffy#monkey d. luffy#luffy#alabasta#alabasta arc#one piece crocodile#sir crocodile#crocodile one piece#nico robin
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good night 3DS eshop guy.. I'll miss u the most
#3ds#eshop#uhh. does this guy have a name#shopbert the shopping bag guy?#I'll miss all the personality from this era of systems...#my art#fanart#edit: this post. got so many more notes than i expected on twitter and on tumblr#im glad u all resonate with my Sad Shopping Bag fanart
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Thinking about the fact that Zuko has had every possible hairstyle Katara could have ever been into (from bald to long hair). He wields dual swords like Jet. He is a powerful bender as the fortune teller intended. He acts as a "vigilante of sorts" like Jet did. He can be a puppy like Haru. He can be a badass like Jet. Truly the most versatile ever. He's the 1000 in 1 boyfriend fr.
Not to mention the parallels with her ofc, if we're going to consider Blue Spirit x Painted Lady shenanigans, the mommy issues, the dry sense of humor, the nerdiness, the sense of responsibility... All things that match Her regardless of her possible interests in romantic partners. It's just too amusing to me.
My dude was truly dedicated to the cause. I salute him.
#zutara#it's just too funny I'm so sorry#oh so u like long hair? I had it. u like guys with dual swords? I have dao swords#oh so u like puppies? I can be one! I'll do everything u ask even carry your bags for u umprompted!!#ohh u want me to be bad??? dw I'll tie u to a tree if u like... is that alright with u#oh u like respectful? I can be that... I'll be super respectful#oh u like freaky? ok I'll be keeping your necklace around my arm so I can sniff it at all times.. hope u don't mind
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#evidence of life#:3<3#໒꒰ྀི⸝⸝/ \⸝꒱ྀིა …nun era over………….hi guys i fell in love yes me i know right yes this oleta : )#probably will [ACTUALLY] be active yk i had to secure the bag and try to make sure the family will love me despite : D#anyways have a good summer yall !#wowwwwwwwww people who have been here since day one know how touch repulsed i was and how i took years to even be okay with kissing irl lol#deadass thought i’d just be kissing girls this summer but right now i’m in bed with a man and our biological son 🐈⬛ <3#life comes at you fast#100#btw this is my edit like the original didn’t look like this this is the doomer gf version#1k#edit: omggg if you don’t know me the ‘just kissing girls’ might read wrong im just primarily attracted to women and i assumed my big step#into intimacy would be kissing [girls] aka not literally falling in love with some guy who is currently wrapped around me and snoring <33
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Heard he was part of the mob in his prime...
Bonus monochrome newspapery version!
Maybe -- just maybe! -- this is my version of Overlord Angel.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#angel dust#angel hazbin hotel#he wasn't 1940s enough for me#but at least the pinstripes are relevant now!#someone tell this guy theres no point pulling off a heist if your money bag has a hole in it#jeri's art tag for convenience purposes#had a lot of fun with this one! ty to my friend for introducing me to all these cool new brushes#yeah thats a stock newspaper background. it was so hard to find one that wasnt AI
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If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.
Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.
Some Absol headcanons:
I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.
Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.
So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.
In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.
Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.
(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)
Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!
#art#pokemon#critdraws#memetic hazard#absol#pokemon art#pokemon oc#oc#my first ever truly unique pokemon oc#and its this fucker#sweaty the absol#absol oc#pkmn#pokemon redesign#unholy grab bag of guys
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Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life
#yuri on ice#yoi#idk bro something about holding onto the movie for 7 years even though youve known for at least 4 that its not happening#fumbled the yaoi bag#lord take yuri katsuki’s suffering and give it to itadori#see you next level am i right guys#idk i kinda figured it was not happening once they picked up csm but yk. i was huffing cope#yuri katsuki#viktor nikiforov#time for the annual rewatch i suppose !!
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Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again
#how did rt fumble the bag SO hard on forgetting simmons was a cyborg for so many seasons. there's so many more good jokes in there.#hi rvb fandom its your funny guy with the local special: ketchup and mustard#sorry for the sudden quality drop in there i was resizing in a magma LOL#grimmons#dick simmons#richard simmons#dexter grif#red vs blue#rvb#simmons rvb#grif rvb#rvb doodles
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Finally finished my most ambitious Hatchetfield project yet. Every box in the border represents a different Nightmare Time, as well as Hey Melissa, Trail to Oregon, Workin’ Boys, the BBQ monologues and Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel. The three large boxes at the bottom represent the three main musicals. It’s 18x24” and made with sharpie :]
#this project took over 14 hours#gonna use the tags to point out details im proud of#theres lobsters in the Trail to Oregon picture#the tree of Witch in the Web has a bit of a face and has a white ukulele in its roots#the nighthawk is perched on an axe#and hes in front of weed plants#killer track has CDs vaguely in the shape of a brain#because Miss Holloway’s past wipes peoples minds#otho is in the background of Yellow Jacket obviously#in the foreground theres the one cupcake Lex got Hannah#and underneath it is the letter she wrote to ethan at the end#TGWDLM panel features his tie#the grenades#cup o roasted coffee#and the asteroid#Black Friday has Lex’s bag and Hannah/Ethan’s hat#NPMD has Max’s hand breaking through the floorboards#where he was buried#anyway yeah#hatchetfield fanart#artists on tumblr#webby hatchetfield#hatchetfield#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#lords in black#the lords in black#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday
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