#at least they humor me....

[nebulousboops]

Oh, Zoey... In a better life, you could've been an Ace Attorney Weirdgirl..... ..

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[pixlatedvampire]

hi the literal whole entire reason i made these was bc i watched this 10 sec clip on youtube pls watch

[saragrosie]

I may have started the woke communist rpg...

Bonus feelings about Kim's design (Kim my beloved) and some close-ups under here:

[bitchslapblastoids]

V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.

D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.

Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[redhoodie1723]

austria 2019 you will always be famous

part 1 part 3

[koshercosplay]

statler and waldorf aka the two old gay men from the muppets but what if they were old jews following me around and heckling me when I'm late for shabbat

is this anything

[heartinhyacinth]

[wackarat]

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

I don't write fanfic, but if I did I would write a fanfic for Beauty and the Beast where anyone who enters the castle automatically becomes an enchanted object under the rules of the curse. Including Belle.

Throw out the falling in love part, at least at first. I want a version of Beauty and the Beast where the beast learns to start valuing his servants and Belle for more than their mere utility to him. I want him to start realizing that underneath each of their jobs, all of his orders they obey without (much) question, each of them is actually a person with thoughts and feelings like him. Probably Belle is helpful with this, but not in the saccharine way she is in all the mid-movie stories Disney comes out with. I need her to yell at him and call him a conceited little bitch boy or something.

I want the castle to wake up one day and one of the enchanted objects, with no explanation, is now back to being a person again. Probably it's Mrs. Potts, let's be real, but all her children are still teacups so it's not...great? Everyone is trying to figure out what she did to break the spell, but they don't realize the one whose heart is changing is the beast. All the enchanted objects become obsessed with figuring out the solution, trying a bunch of cockamamie and vaguely superstitious things to become free of the curse as well. This makes the castle much less formal and even speeds up the process of the beast realizing they are more than mere objects in his castle. Lumiere becomes a person before Cogsworth does and lords it over him for a whole day. All of the teacups change back into children at once and take to climbing on top of the beast like he's an enormous teddy bear jungle gym.

It takes a long time for Belle to wake up changed back to her original form. After all, the beast kind of knew all of these other people before, when they were his servants in his youth. But for all he cares, Belle has been a pepper mill since birth. Still, the beast is learning how to listen to people and see their inherent value, and when you give her some respect, Belle has a lot to say.

And in the end, the beast thought he was learning to love other people and respect their humanity as much as he selfishly loved himself, but as he comes to cherish the people who now surround him, he realizes he has never truly loved himself. He cannot become a man until he reckons with the shortcomings of the boy he once was, and how they hurt everyone around him. He cannot become a man until he is willing to see the beast that he truly was all along, and to love not just his humanity but even that beast. It is only when he recognizes that he will be a beast forever - full of failings and sin and mistakes - that he can wake up a man again.

[slasherflicks999]

little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3

i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,

i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design

ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3

[stormyoceans]

GODDDDDDDDDDD DON'T YOU FUCKING LOVE WHEN MISUNDERSTANDINGS AREN'T DRAGGED FOR EPISODES ON END FOR NO REASONS BUT CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO COMMUNICATE AND BE VULNERABLE AND UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND FACE THEIR EMOTIONS SO VIEWERS CAN GET AN INSIGHT ON THEIR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS IM GENUINELY ON MY KNEES

[includedisco]

Imagine in November 2024 someone telling me to chill about writing because it's "just fanfiction and it's not that deep."

Like honey...*laughs softly* Any form of writing is deep, INCLUDING fanfiction-writing. The only thing deeper than my fanfic writing is your disrespect for it. Sit down!

Person: no, but-

Me: Dear, I'm a little unhinged right now because I can't think of a sentence that adequately captures how passionately my boys kiss in this emotional scene. Walk away from this conversation before I hurt you

[moeblob]

[blueteller]

Me, wondering: Why do I always get a weird feeling when I'm reading "Alver" instead of "Alberu"? It's not like I care about the specific translation all that much, or have a specific association with the name "Alver" or... anything... ... Wait a minute – "Alver"... "Alvin"... chimpunks... squirrels... ... ... Me: ...No wait that pun doesn't even work that well in English since flying squirrels and chipmunks are different words in this language- My brain: DO THE MEME ANYWAY

(Based on this old poster)